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Amu gidigba

As far as say Na him go take his hand push am go back, no wahala

See as the guy dey squeeze face sef, e be like say the teacher force am to take the photos
As success don hammer, everybody go wan try luck

Bidobado1:
Bro we are all Fvcked up. When I see a woman, the first thing am checking is if she's stacked to the rafters, before even looking at her face.
We are in such a fast paced world now that we don't have time for convos anymore, unless it leads to sex or about sex in general. We are all guilty of this.

I know ain't guilty for sure. I don't know if I'm abnormal or something but I basically have zero interest in sex with a girl that I have no feelings for. A girl talking about sex is even enough to turn me off.

Supermarket be like: Drop your bags at the counter before proceeding.
The lady be like: Una never see anything yet

But this thread yeye na, who push am go front page?

seunmohmoh:
May the marriage last.Amen.

I can smell the sarcasm from a mile away

UyaiIncomparabl:
This is me in a summary. Learn to enjoy solitude. I don't have friends and don't even need them. I enjoy my space. I hardly talk to people. I find it grueling even to pick up calls. I leave Whatsapp and other social media chats unanswered. They say I'm snobbish, but I know I'm not. I'm only friends with people for a moment and once I notice you start drifting away, I completely leave you alone until we have a reason to discuss again. One reason I haven't been able to keep any romantic relationship(s) and friendships. I withdraw easily. I also am very unemotional and non-challant too. You're perfectly fine, OP.

You just summarised me in few lines. That's the reason why I'll continue to use gbwhatsapp, at least with that one I don't have to reply messages immediately and the sender won't know I've received them. Apart from whatsapp, I don't have any other social networking account.

Barack1059:
Am not talking of the cores, i know there is dual core, quad core, hexa core e.t.c

In this case "Intel pentium dual core" or simply "intel dual core" or "intel pentium" is the processor, i didn't state it fully.

I'm interested in buying the laptop but what I'm asking about is something like Intel Celeron n2840, Intel core i3-5010u etc

My friend posted this stuff on his whatsapp status and claimed that the thief tried to snatch his friend's phone. Men dey lie sha

kelvinrhs:
For all those saying it's not Divk, you clearly have a small Divk or you clearly don't have sense.

Oshey Lord of sense

adelnehis:
You can start a mini importation website and drop ship products from China.
E-commerce is a big industry in Nigeria.
Jumia is worth about $1.1 billion.
It's best you start your own e-commerce website.
You could make 70-150k every month.
If you'd like to discuss, you can contact me with my WhatsApp number on my signature.
I'm a web developer and I can help you develop it affordably

Nigeria is not fully matured for ecommerce, you'll always need a physical presence and FYI Jumia is a dying company just like Konga.

The girl must be very dumb, shey na inside pocket her own boyfriend preek dey

Voy:
Buy now

25k for the iPhone 5s?

Barack1059:
Dual core, it's stated in the specs... We are in Lagos

Dual core isn't a processor bro, I'll appreciate it if you can check and state the exact processor model.

Bina33:
. Will give u iPhone 5s 16gb 39k.

That's too expensive

Bina33:
Anker soundcore Bluetooth speaker
Waterproof
Super Awesome sound
Price
13k
Enquiries
Call or whatsapp 08160936398

What's your last price for iPhone 5s

Mpvnigeria:
available for sale. Call or whatsapp 08112122726

25k for the 16gb iPhone 5s

Is there any iPhone se or 5s deal?

bartundey:
Start placing order...

Bro do you have iPhone Se or 5s?

Many more still available

Barack1059:
High grade Open Box Asus X540M

Specs:Intel dual core | 15.6 inch screen | 4GB RAM/500GB HDD | 2GB Nvidia dedicated graphics | 3hrs+ battery backup | windows 10 OS Installed

Condition: as clean as new, comes with free original adapter

Price: NGN85,000

WhatsApp: 07057128764

what's the processor and your location?

Dgovernor88:
fake news everywhere even the environment tells you all, is really coming from Ibadan not Edo state.

calm down Baba, those yellow and red buses are only found in Edo State, I live there.

wow! wow!! wow!!!
This a sign of progress, at least no be only yahoo our Edo brothers go learn from Ghana, they also learnt their awkward way of making coffins.

I am yet to see anything funny or interesting in what these kids do. The truth is that Nigerians just love paying attention to things that are irrelevant.

Once again we have seen your TV, your home theatre and your AC, so what next?

certifiedgman:
Bruh can you assist me with your number ??
I want to put a call to you

check the thread on my signature, I wrote my number there. A message on whatsapp would be better but I don't mind if you decide to call.

Praisesongz:
You’ll just be calling snakes any name
Cobra no Dey black like this
None of you don upload snake with hood yet na still cobra

You know nothing Jon Snow

owoshuyi:
King Solomon in the bible was A KING, SERVED AND FOLLOWED GOD (SACRIFICED A THOUSAND 1,000 BURNT OFFERINGS TO GOD) and yet was the richest and greatest man on earth in his days. MAKE UNA THINK BEFORE UNA COME HERE DEY TALK TRASH.

The same Solomon that left his wonderful God to serve idol abi, try and use your head.

Dogs are better companions than some humans. It's only Oyinbo people that understands the value in owning a dog.
I remember my guy Chidi back in school, we contributed 15k and gave it to him, he travelled from Owerri to his village in Anambra, killed their family dog and brought it back for us to use for pepper soup. I for share the pics but the guy fit dey watch.

Still available

Still available

Opistorincos:
As the price no dey, ihn beautiful article never complete.

lanre316:
I too want to ask that question.

Una dey see road so, abi make I borrow una my glasses