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Romance › Re: What's Is Your Reaction When A Lady Says 'let Just Be Friends' by Darkseid(m): 12:05pm On Jan 30, 2019
I'd tell just tell her it's okay and once I leave there, it'd be the last time I'll ever contact her, unless she contacts me first and I don't give second chances.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Darkseid(m): 4:00pm On Jan 29, 2019
cococandy:
If you’re a married man who wants your wife to get slim after having kids, you can start by getting a vasectomy or wearing condoms. ALL FORMS OF FEMALE BIRTH CONTROL cause weight gain. 100%.
Pills, injections, hormone implants etc. all of them cause weight gain.

Now many guys are selfish and would rather die than get a vasectomy because to them it “makes them less men”. And too selfish to wear condoms because “how can I wear condoms with my wife”. Before you open your mouth to complain about your wife’s weight gain, examine your life, your choices and the demands you make of her to see how much of that is contributing to the increased weight.

It’s a fact that many women loose the weight when they aren’t with their men anymore.
You just shot yourself in the leg. Of course they have to loose weight or else no man go look their side.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Darkseid(m): 3:56pm On Jan 29, 2019
cococandy:
If you stayed up at night to breastfeed, maybe your wife will have time to take care of herself because she won’t be exhausted the next day. Insensitive j*rk
Please don't take out your frustration on me, I guess the place where you come from, women breastfeed all the days of their lives.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Darkseid(m): 3:49pm On Jan 29, 2019
GreatAchiever1:
Lolz . Guy how far u nw, its like saying u got married to her body
Without attraction in marriage, every other thing is a waste of time. Even if your wife has the character of an angel but don't feel attracted to her, you might be tempted to go to other women.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Darkseid(m): 11:36am On Jan 29, 2019
virgoquin:
Now I know you are still a kid.

Do you know the kind of cosmetic and plastic surgery those women you mentioned apply to their body.
Is that what you tell yourself to give yourself hope? I only mentioned celebrities so that people would be able to relate to what I'm talking about. The fact remains that most women stop taking care of themselves once they get married and at the end they'll complain about their husbands looking elsewhere.
Fashion › Re: New Original Off-white X Converse Chuck Taylor All Star At Giveaway Price by Darkseid(op): 11:06am On Jan 29, 2019
Make that order today
Technology Market › Re: Original WearFit Smart Fitness Tracker with BP monitor by Darkseid(op): 11:05am On Jan 29, 2019
Make that order today
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Darkseid(m): 9:57am On Jan 29, 2019
Trolla:
where do worms like you crawl out from, maybe you weren't man enough to approach her while still in school, so by bodyshaming her you must feel good about yourself. Iranu

you said you saw her taking her kids to school, after one kid, the weight gain is natural, talk little of kids with the s
although personally i would recommend hitting the gym on her part, i still spit on your bald head for body shaming her, maybe you should try giving birth nau, since men no dey explode..
Stop giving lame excuses madam. Look at American models, Kim K., Beyonce etc. Shey na another kind of childbirth dem go through. Ladies should stop giving excuses and hit the gym after childbirth.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Darkseid(m): 9:53am On Jan 29, 2019
I'm the kind of guy that loves slim ladies; Taylor Swift kinda slim, and seriously don't think I can have anything to do with fat/chubby women, I see them as men.
In fact, I'll sign an agreement with my wife before marriage; if she gets fat for whatever reason, the marriage ends.
Romance › Re: See How This Guy Shows The Different Between Motor And Car(pics/video) by Darkseid(m): 10:27pm On Jan 28, 2019
When I park my Rolls Royce [coming soon], his car go turn to motor.
Romance › Re: 5 Ways Your Prenup Can Be Made Useless by Darkseid(m): 7:57pm On Jan 28, 2019
I'm never gonna get married without a prenup. Most marriage laws are made to favour women because they usually have the least asset, some have even turned divorce to full time business.
Just look at Jeff Bezos, a normal woman might forgive her husband but because his wife knows what she stands to gain, she'll rather die to get that divorce.
I'm yet to read of any case of any couple sharing the wife's assets, it's always the other way around.
Romance › Re: #BumBumChallenge: Twerking Naija Ladies Causes Traffic In The Streets Of Lagos by Darkseid(m): 10:58pm On Jan 27, 2019
If you are a registered member of the vaseline crew, stay on the right line, otherwise stay on the left and don't rush. Also no come back here for second round if you waste your own finish

Romance › Re: Men/Women What Attributes Do You Look Out For In An Opposite Sex For Marriage? by Darkseid(m): 7:34pm On Jan 27, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
1. Mustn't be taller or shorter than 6ft. grin
2.You MUST be dark skinned. Shiny skin please. grin olive and caramel coloured skins are welcome.
3. Must be able to understand constructive criticisms. grin
4. Must be homely and domesticated. grin
5. Must be family-oriented. I'm non-challant, so I need one to complement me. grin
6. You must be fine. Eleyin shamuga ain't welcome. grin I need finer offsprings.
7. You must be God-fearing/loving. cheesy
8. Mustn't drink alcohol, smoke or club. wink
9. You must be a christian. grin
10. You must be intelligent (street wise and book smart). cheesy
11. You mustn't be docile and unmotivated. In other words, don't be lazy!
12. Should be a great motivator. grin
13. Mustn't have a high libido but you must know how to give me the boom boom boom boom. grin
14. You must know how to tolerate my excesses and MUST accept my imperfections.
15. You must be independent!
16. We must have the same likes/dislikes.
17. You must not be a stingy man!
18. You must know to suck me till I squirt. grin grin grin
19. You must be neat in all ramifications.
20. Being rich ain't a bad idea too. wink
Okay. Let me fair. Just be financially stable. grin
I for say make you marry me but I fail number 17 and I'm not gonna do 18 grin grin
Fashion › Re: New Original Off-white X Converse Chuck Taylor All Star At Giveaway Price by Darkseid(op): 12:19pm On Jan 27, 2019
Happy Sunday grin grin
Technology Market › Re: Original WearFit Smart Fitness Tracker with BP monitor by Darkseid(op): 12:18pm On Jan 27, 2019
Happy Sunday grin grin
Romance › Re: Will You Rock This Purse Made From The Crown Cork Of Soft Drinks? by Darkseid(m): 8:52pm On Jan 26, 2019
Yeah I would rock it, but only if you would rock me first undecided
Romance › Re: I Will Savor, Eat, Suck, Kiss, Relish And Fùck This Cute Guy (pics) by Darkseid(m): 8:50pm On Jan 26, 2019
Bring your neck closer make I check if e dey hot

Politics › Re: Tanko Muhammed Has 32 Kids - Reno Omokri Reveals by Darkseid(m): 1:45pm On Jan 26, 2019
This Reno guy "fine-boy" no be here.
Back to topic; Buhari is obviously removing every obstacle that would spoil his rigging plans. I pity Nigerians who still think their PVCs would count in this election.
Nigeria is dead country, just take it like that.
Technology Market › Original WearFit Smart Fitness Tracker with BP monitor by Darkseid(op):
Original wearfit smart fitness tracker available for sale
Price - 10k now 7k
Colours - black, red and blue
Location - Lagos state, but can be sent anywhere in Nigeria
Call or whatsapp - 07064649056

Main Features:
Heart Rate Monitor
Blood Pressure Monitor
Blood Oxygen Monitor
0.96inch Colorful Big Screen, Push Messages

Display Health Parameters
Sync Sports Data
Sleep Monitoring
Call / SMS Reminder
Remote Capture
Built-in USB Charging
Sedentary Reminder
Silent Vibration Mode
Comfortable Adjustable Wristband and Light Weight

Fashion › Re: New Original Off-white X Converse Chuck Taylor All Star At Giveaway Price by Darkseid(op): 3:49pm On Jan 25, 2019
Good afternoon
Fashion › Re: New Original Off-white X Converse Chuck Taylor All Star At Giveaway Price by Darkseid(op): 12:28pm On Jan 23, 2019
Still available grin grin
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Foolish In This Picture? by Darkseid(m): 11:48pm On Jan 22, 2019
Christty:
B in the picture is a fool because, she may believe that the guy love her wholeheartedly and doesn't know what he's doing behind her that he's cheating on her.
That your bf/husband you think loves you may be lashing another lady behind your back, does that make you a fool?
Fashion › New Original Off-white X Converse Chuck Taylor All Star At Giveaway Price by Darkseid(op):
It has never been used, I had to remove the box for easy carrying.
*It's complete water proof, so you don't have to worry about the rainy season or washing.
Market price - 45k+
My price -25k but negotiable
Phone - 070six464905six
Call or whatsapp
Location - Lagos state

Family › Re: Ever Considered Changing Your Name? by Darkseid(m): 9:01pm On Jan 21, 2019
Nah, I love my names, though I've stopped answering to my English name. Native names rule.
Romance › Re: What Men Should Learn From Women (an Eye Opener)... by Darkseid(m): 9:00pm On Jan 21, 2019
kollinzgee:
bro i wish was like you years back,i have spent money on girls,stay wake at midnight just to say happy birthday to my babe then doing all to keep her but she still left me heartbroken at the end i was confused as hell until i discovered this alphamale book online everything changed for the better...
It's sad that most guys think they need money to win girls over but it doesn't work that way. I had one stupid guy as neighbour few years ago, any phone his parents buy for him, he gives to his girlfriend, they send him cash, he gives to his girlfriend. We later found out that the girl was giving everything to one broke guy that we also knew, till today the boy still dey mumu grin grin
I'm glad you've changed, now go and sin no more grin grin
Romance › Re: What Men Should Learn From Women (an Eye Opener)... by Darkseid(m): 8:52pm On Jan 21, 2019
olaboy1:
How an adult male or female chooses to run their sexual life shouldn’t bother you at all. We all cannot be monks.
Some enjoy being paedophiles while some like being rapists; I guess which leave them alone because they are adults and it doesn't concern us undecided undecided
Romance › Re: What Men Should Learn From Women (an Eye Opener)... by Darkseid(m): 8:31pm On Jan 21, 2019
It seems the life worth of most Nigerian men is measured by how much women they get to fvck, seriously I give up on our youths. I can't even have sex with a girl I feel nothing for, I wonder how you guys do it neither will I spend #500 on any girl just because I want sex, I'd rather subscribe and watch YouTube with the money.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm a normal human, because I do opposite of what every other guy does. Six out ten female friends that I had in my uni days confessed that they were in love with me, but till date I have never said "I love you" to any girl, I don't even know what it feels like.

I don't think a girl can control me in this life or the next one. The only thing that attracts me to a girl is her behaviour, then looks. I personally hate make up on women, especially the ones that turn to ogres when the sun starts melting their makeup foundation.
Celebrities › Re: 'fat Belly Simi' - Simi Reveals Her Belly In Chic Photo by Darkseid(m): 2:00pm On Jan 20, 2019
Heffalump:
Are you a messenger of Lucifer?
The other way around, Lucifer works for me grin grin
Celebrities › Re: 'fat Belly Simi' - Simi Reveals Her Belly In Chic Photo by Darkseid(m): 1:52pm On Jan 20, 2019
This girl no too fine but I don't mind breaking commandment number 6 with her cool cool
Phones › Re: The GCAM Craze by Darkseid(m): 12:57am On Jan 20, 2019
mikeycharles:
You know what's really funny? It's mostly Xiaomi phone users that are installing these mods to fix their bad cameras
This one is looking for Tecno marketing job, it doesn't work that way oga.
Technology Market › Re: New Xiaomi Redmi Note 6pro 4/64gb Black Selling Cheap (pix) by Darkseid(m): 7:08am On Jan 17, 2019
Protein0:
OK boss kiss
Bro do you have Mi A2 lite in stock?

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