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No Mind them Abeg,, Shekpe In D sist,, erm, lol Lagos madness

pschewwwwwww !! yeye thing ,,

In Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued, and WON!


(Stay with me.)


Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous.


The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from
the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART,

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON (Arson is the crime of deliberately and maliciously setting fire to structures or wildland areas.) With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN America!

Sorry oooo ,, its sad,, But if truly he loved her,, I think he should shoot himself immediately he finds out who he`s just shot,, But sorry 2 hear that ,, life goes on

suxes2005:
Yep do d right thing, pay d application fee, fax d documents to them before October ends and wait for their decision. If u are sure of admission then book appointment at U.S embassy now,

SHALOM

Okay and i`m gonna send you a mail so you`ll tell me more about this,,

Rubbish !!

Okay lol,, This is good,,, I`m gonna try for a friend,, Please if i register this now is it possible for the candidate to be in the school when everything has been succesfully processed !!!??

Dclique:
You are very lucky. Not many can boast of having this kind of result. Hope you made your commerce in your NECO.
Good luck!!.

Thanks,, I didnt sit for Neco,, I Have c4 in commerce last year with my GCE Result,,

mhlazio:
Darne i beg is it d same error msg it shws with mine?And u saw d result later.

Yeah Something like this,, RESULT NOT AVAILABLE FOR THIS CANDIDATE IN THE SPECIFIED YEAR.,, But i think you need to talk to your principal maybe they are owing them or something is wrong,, But i later got my result and a friend of mine got his own too with 7 credit,, I wish U D best of luck

Guys,, I`m here again with my Own Goodnews,, I checked my result again yesterday after what i`ve been through with the Error messages,, and a friend of mine just checked his,,

Math-B3 English-B3 Account-B2 Econs-C6 Yoruba-C4 Commerce-Outstndg Biology-C5 Govt-C6 Agric-C5 ,, I need to know if they would release my Commerce and for how long,, Thanks Guys,, Thanks for the support,,

08021334756 DATS MEE,.Or exodus9112 on Y Im,, ciao

guys continue the kpayan language nah ?? plzzzz
Cos I LIKE IT

@poster,,
Hey,.maybe you should try me, i`m exodus9112 on yahoo and lakreem san on facebuuuk,, by the way wats ur name

oyinlaifa:
My friend i beg you in the name of God, don't wish cancellation upon your result, what i want you to do now is to go back and recheck the result it could be that you type the wrong code or password to be precised. so take care,

oyinlaifa:
Hi my friend don't be afraid, am sure is network problem! so my kind advise is that you should retry to send it again and see how it will go thru, so take care and success,

Thanks guys,, But it still shows the same error message and this isnt from me alone i guess ,, I talked to a teacher from my school and he said i should see our principal on friday,, I Just pray that the result would be Good,,

Sumbody help,, I hope this doesnt mean we would not see our Result,, It also shows an error message now that i checked mine that says result is not available for the specified student for this year,, I hope this would not lead to the cancellation of our Result,, Amen

@all,, Ameeeeeeeennn
Alhamdu-Lillah,, May we see the next 100 yrs to come,, Insha Allah

Well i have a great sense of humour for entertainment,, I would really like this entertainment thing to be my damn post,, y`all now its big darne,,
Oga seun,, How much is it per hour??

huh ? U This is very well thrue.,, Girls too dey form

Naija 4reva,, This people i have nothing to blame them for Ok,, All i know is if i have the opportunity i would do more and more than that,, Ok,,
We`re not the only ones doing this shiit Ok,, tell me if we tunr to saints,, what do you think we would do or gain from this fuckiin country,, tell me ,, here some are claiming they are nice or saints,, we are hurstllers,, We have been ripped off for a very long time and now every body is on his / her own ,, I dont Blame them at all,, Its a crime yes and if they are caught,, they would be punished and that is noe of your businness,, AS FAR AS I`M CONCERNED,, They would do their times and if they didnt get through or died in the process its none of your businness here y`ll have to do what you gotta do,, These peoples, (oyinbos) have this money and would never ever try helping you even if you are there seeking for help,, God know why everything is turning like this,, The invented computer and we show them how to use it better,, So Lets just stop hating on this brothers alone,, Lets hate on our Fuckin leaders,, IBB.ABACHA,OBJ,, etc dem no go run down for life,, So na him be that,, Me i only feel sorry for them,, Naija 4 life !!!

Ah,, Ah  
 We lost a great warrior,, We`ll surelly Miss him,, May his soul rest in a perfect peace,, AMEN

etaurus:
Next week ke?
Ending of this month or Next mOnTh.
Well, lets keep our fingers crossed and wait for the  ali -mighty WaEc.

WtFck ??
How do you know it would be out ending or next month?? if thats it ,.I guess i`m disappointed blv me man,,

Is this Genuine? I heard this from a friend last nite so i rushed now to get a scratch card,, On getting to the website,, I found nothing and no space for 2009 exam year,, I dont think this info is Genuine,, But we`ll wait till next week then,,

@poster
I think sissy has said it all,, dont get involved in it, since you already told her, and let her go else where do whatever she wants with it,, That my advice too,,

[b]The Islamic sect Boko Haram has declared total Jihad in Nigeria, threatening to Islamise the entire nation by force of war.

In a statement dated August 9, 2009, and made available to Vanguard, the sect whose activities led to the lost of hundreds of lives in northern Nigeria recently declared that their leader Yusuf who was killed in controversial circumstances during the crisis, lives forever.

In what looked like a declaration of war on the rest of the nation, the Boko Haram sect said it will unleash terror in Southern Nigeria this August, beginning with the bombing of Lagos, Ibadan, Enugu to make good its words.

Vanguard reproduces the statement below as issued by Boko Haram.

WE SPEAK AS BOKO HARAM

For the first time since the Killing of Mallam Mohammed Yusuf, our leader, we hereby make the following statements.

Vanguard

Boko Haram's former leader Mallam Mohammed Yusuf.

1) First of all that Boko Haram does not in any way mean 'Western Education is A sin' as the infidel media continue to portray us. Boko Haram actually means 'Western Civilisation' is forbidden. The difference is that while the first gives the impression that we are opposed to formal education coming from the West, that is Europe, which is not true, the second affirms our believe in the supremacy of Islamic culture (not Education), for culture is broader, it includes education but not determined by Western Education.

In this case we are talking of Western Ways of life which include: constitutional provision as if relates to, for instance the rights and privileges of Women, the idea of homosexualism, lesbianism, sanctions in cases of terrible crimes like drug trafficking, rape of infants, multi-party democracy in an overwhelmingly Islamic country like Nigeria, blue films, prostitution, drinking beer and alcohol and many others that are opposed to Islamic civilisation.

2) That the Boko Haram is an Islamic Revolution which impact is not limited to Northern Nigeria, in fact, we are spread across all the 36 states in Nigeria, and Boko Haram is just a version of the Al Qaeda which we align with and respect. We support Osama bin Laden, we shall carry out his command in Nigeria until the country is totally Islamised which is according to the wish of Allah.

3) That Mallam Yusuf has not died in vain and he is a martyr. His ideas will live for ever.

4) That Boko Haram lost over 1000 of our Marty members killed by the wicked Nigerian army and police mostly of Southern Nigeria extraction. That the Southern states, especially the infidel Yoruba, Igbon and Ijaw infidels will be our immediate target.

5) That the killing of our leaders in a callous, wicked and malicious manner will not in any way deter us. They have lost their lives in the struggle for Allah.

Having made the following statement we hereby reinstate our demands:

1) That we have started a Jihad in Nigeria which no force on earth can stop. The aim is to Islamise Nigeria and ensure the rule of the majority Muslims in the country. We will teach Nigeria a lesson, a very bitter one.

2) That from the Month of August, we shall carry out series of bombing in Southern and Northern Nigerian cities, beginning with Lagos, Ibadan, Enugu and Port Harcourt. The bombing will not stop until Sharia and Western Civilisation is wiped off from Nigeria. We will not stop until these evil cities are tuned into ashes.

3) That we shall make the country ungovernable, kill and eliminate irresponsible political leaders of all leanings, hunt and gun down those who oppose the rule of Sharia in Nigeria and ensure that the infidel does not go unpunished.

4) We promise the West and Southern Nigeria, a horrible pastime. We shall focus on these areas which is the devil empire and has been the one encouraging and sponsoring Western Civilisation into the shores of Nigeria.

5) We call on all Northerners in the Islamic States to quit the follower ship of the wicked political parties leading the country, the corrupt, irresponsible, criminal, murderous political leadership, and join the struggle for Islamic Society that will be corruption free, Sodom free, where security will be guaranteed and there will be peace under Islam.

6) That very soon, we shall stir Lagos, the evil city and Nigeria's South West and South East, in a way no one has ever done before. Al Hakubarah

ITS EITHER YOU ARE FOR US OR AGAINST US

Mallam Sanni Umaru

Acting Leader Boko Haram

Signed: August 09, 2009





Please let us pray for Our Dear Country Nigeria,, Am Fed Up ,, Very Alot Of Things Happening To This Country [/b]

I dont know,, i also need to know when the result is coming out

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@phem
yes na, no kill you, but i go fit die you
madam Gabry tell em Like this,, Diss Is D General Discussion So we`re al Free To Post aNything lol

Phemour:
hmmmm

Let me Help you,,
Hmmmmm Who Invite u self ?? @ mrcrackles.///