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Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water). Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky. When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen. The Boss told his wife that ‘Mary, you will see today, he will be obliged to acknowledge’ . So he calls Bakari. He shouted:> ‘Bakari!’. Bakari answered: ‘Yes, Boss’. Boss: ‘Who drank my pastis?’. No answer. The Boss reiterated his question: ‘Who drank my wine?’Still; No answer. Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:> You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss’ but when I ask you a question you don’t answer me? Bakari retorted that ‘It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don’t hear anything at all, except the name. Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him:> ‘You stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question ‘. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen. Bakari shouted:> ‘Boss’. He answered: ‘Yes, Bakari’. Bakari continued: ’Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here? ‘. No answer. Bakari shouted again: ‘Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?’ No answer. Bakari shouted again (third time): ‘Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?’ The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!

Sometime i wish this White Folks Are still here,, Maybe It would have still been better than IT IS NOW !!! God Bless Nigeria Sha

Nymph node:
You get to use emoticon freely and senselessly. And psycho analyse anybody too

Silly Well Nairaland Is Better Than Facebook To Me oooo !!! I always Laugh Whenever I`m On here So Nairaland Has Contributed So Much To Me,, I dont know About the Naija Part !!!

odumchi:
Let Seun sell me the rights to this site and it will become better!

I Bet Seun Is Doing Better Than You`ll Ever Do !! Arindin

Hmmm [size=8pt]*clears Throat* A very Old Cranky Voice[/size] Do You Have Money Son ?? How Morsh Is it, Talk kia kia Cos i have alot of I deas For you Cant share it here So Answer me B`cos me need Sharp Money,, Give me and You have My Idea or You dont Give me,,, Either way You`re Gonna Need Real Cash !! (Some Idea there)

Hmmm This Topic Still Exist lol Me self don tey For NL be that o lol

Feel Lyk a Boss Now Make Una Dey Comment jor FRONT PAGE NOR EAZY JARE lol

Happpppy BirthDay To You OGA SEUN Mr Nairaland Of Naija !!! Wey My Cake ? Na Time I Buy For Cafe O So send my Cake Through Adobe lol,, I wish you All The Best In Life, More and More Grease To Your Elbow !!!!

LwkmdfhO   Dirty Socks and Mosqui Mosqui ??  To do what   , Well Maybe Sleeping with $hlt In Your Room Would Do berra, Since Na Odour Or Smell Dey Kill Mosquitoes now  

@Comments,, When The Late Former President Umar Musa Yar`adua Helped Some bastards In Niger Delta Where were You Idiots What Did Anyone say ? I`m sure they were Killing Animals Not Humans,, Y`all Forgot How many Times CNN Keeps Discussing About Jomo Gbomo ?? Now All Thanks To Yar`adua same idiots have full amnesty after killing Innocent People while claiming to be fighting For the Niger Deltans Tell me Why they deserve Amnesty ? Now its The Boko Haram`s Turn You Are All Here Saying Rubbish, Let them Have The Amnesty, Its better than Doing Nothing Or sending those Bastard Zombies To Horrify Citizens Of Borno While pretending to be Doing Good Work, I Support The Senates Because They All Know what They are Doing, Working Something Out With The Islamist Groups Would Probably Be The Best Solution To This Attacks !!!!, Me Neva See Mend`s Main Reason To Killing Innocent Lives and its the same with Boko Haram But Their Leader Was Killed And No One Said Anything !!!!!  God Help Us

Yes Its is very well needed in Lagos,, Borno would be taken care of with time,, But Lagos,, Imagine Those People In VI how it`ll be for them with a possible Tsunami ?


http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/news/top-stories/104128-federal-government-allays-fears-of-tsunami-hitting-lagos.html


LORD HAVE MERCY ON US !!!

The Only Zee-World Aka Tentebo Master Kalamoko Soulja Finally Drops His Debut Album Titled "My World" It Features Hit Tracks Like

[size=8pt]Tentebo Ft Skally And Enny
Kalamoko (Piano Love) Ft Side-One And Enny
Tentebo Remix Ft Terry G,
Party Hard Remix Ft Konga
Bakataru Ft Lace
Bola Ft Klever Jay and O`Black
Sexy Mammie Ft T-Sexy
Tentebo R&B Ft Reminisce,Skales,YQ
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So Many Hit Tracks On That Album,, Please Go Get Yours Because The Ony Kalamoko Soulja Is In SA Right Now For His Video Shoots !!!
Banging Hit Tracks, Club Rockerz DAMN ! If You`re Still Reading This,, You`re On A Looooooong Thing ! Go Get Yours NOW !!!

@comments Yeeepa Una No Go Kill Person On This Site OOOO Kai mutane da yawa o chai see as Kettle N Pot Dey Drag:::::::::Who Black Pass Kettle N The Pot,, I Really Dnt See No Difference Between These Yoruba Thieves N Their Igbo Supporters LOL,, btw Nor bi Igbo PPL Teash Yorubawa Nii Make Una No Fight Again Ova That Big Thief But we Dnt even knw what he is,, Yoruba ? Igbo ? Hau,,,,,.sa? Nupe? Efik ? Damn Hes Nigerian ! God Will Help Us All Mostly We The Ones Left At Home,, God Would Help Us with These Gboko Baram N Mend And Opc And Thieves And So Many many many Things Or Peoples I cant Mention Their Names,, NIGERIANS GOOD COUNTRY,, GOOD PEOPLE !!!! Yoruba Don Learn Fast O Chei !

@poster, Take it oo lol,, its my town and i am proud of it,, Just make sure you are not in the more muslim area if you knw what i mean cos anything can happen,, i was born and raised in lagos but seriously i dont think you have anything much to worry about b`cos i love that town too, just stay close to the literate people b`cos i hate the level of illiteracy in the north it borthers me that the silly illitrates always think with their a$$es lol,, I wish you all the best and Congrats !!

Mtchew !! Yet Another Nollywood Rubbish !! *hisses and slams d door on d way out *

Am from katsina but born n raised here in lagos,, i really dont know when my people will learn and stop their madness,, this is a bad thing,, why didnt they kill their stupid leaders ?? Wetin concern youth corpers with their stupidity?? I hate hearing all these things happening in northern part of this country,, they really need serious education and i dont knw why their leaders wont make it a must for anybody there,, i believe if this bastards are educated they wont be doing all these rubbish ,, its just so sad and very awfull,, killing innocent souls ?? And i'll advice all youth corpers to please stay away from all these politics, inec or any politician cos what they pay you wont bring your life back if the inec wont provide them with heavy securities !!,, may their soul rest in perfect peace,, this is just so so wrong !!!!!

Thanks for rmaking my day worse !!! A real joker you are

Lwkmdfh

rubbish people,, I see Oga Jonah in action,, Thiefs !!!!!!

Hmmm well i wish Nigeria the best !!!

@buzugee

What part of Agege Area Are you from !!!!,, BB all the way, Agege For BB and Brf all the way !!!!,

Omg I dey Laffff Passs Laff Self !!!!, Lmfao ,, Virgin , maybe the guy was only trying to ask her maybe she`s been to virginia before and she understood the question better and said Yes !!!

Its a nice combo if she doesnr work for OBJ and the likes, the woman, i like her, she stands for something good,, But I am sure BB has his reasons, I mean we are all out here supporting them, but you see them all,, they know their ways, they know how to get informations, when they want it,, I mean what BB knows none of know here,, they all have secrets,, But i`m glad he didnt chose her cos i still think she dines with OBJ and his colleagues,, Good luck to Nigeria,, I Hope Buhari Is The One,, He is still my Option as of now,, BB FOR NOW LOL !!!!!, VOTE CPC For Change, No More PDP, 12 years Of Rubbish !!!!

Woow, this is Lovely !!!! I wish them all the best, So is this to start up a topic about tubaba not getting married?? Make una get life abeg !!

Tupe:
D'Banj is the best among the Naija artists. Look at the intellectual and innovative direction he is taking himself to.

I really Doubt That, !!! He started Advertising The Phone in his Mr Unendowed Video when Snoop received a call from him,, with the china phone, Its a China phone, One of the phones i hate in the world,, Just like (Visafone) I hate those phones,, BUT but But, Its Not Easy, He Has Tried for himself and for some local ppl in this country that would buy it, CHINA PHONE/KOKO FONE/AKARA MOBILE PHONE, Over my dead body !!!, BTW I dont Blame Him, I Blame That Stupid GEJ For Wasting Our Money On the Bastard, why wont he Launch his Phone? He can even Launch His Tv, For all i care is,, GEJ IS USELESS !!!!, Congrats to the mohits crew sha !!! Our money mchew !!

Well No Body Is ABove The Law Truly,, We Know That But Do You Think Thats How Politics Work? I mean BB has The Highest Supporters And You Arrest Him? You as a Politician Or President?, Doesnt make Sense And Nobody Will Vote GEJ/Sambo or Whatever The Idiot Name is, @Udevex or wahtever Ur Real Name Is or was, Buhari Didnt Ask Those People In Gombe To Throw Stones At Our Lame President,.They Dont Feel Like Supporting Him and So didnt Think He Needs To Come To Their State, So He wasnt Welcomed And Even At The PDP campaign, People Still Shouts SAY BUHARI !!!!! PDP Go Fear Power Thsi Time !!!! NO MORE PDP IN LAGOS AND NO MORE PDP IN NIGERIA, ITS TIME FOR CHANGE !!!!  VOTE BB 2011 !!!!! FOR CHANGE !!!

PDP, Nowhere To Be Found !!! Now Showing On AIT Every Saturday 7pm-10Pm, Lol


NO MORE PDP IN NIGERIA, Its Time For Change, I feel We Need To Give Other Parties Chance,, I hope They wont Prove us Wrong,, I hope They`ll Be Better Than PDP In So Many Different Ways !!!!


Enought Is Enough !!!, No More PDP In Lagos And It Worked Well, So No More PDP In Nigeria !!!!!

Areosapien:
HOLY SHIIT! I'm watching TV right now, and it says there's a nuclear power plant in Tokyo, that just caught fire!!
Bros, wahala dey ooh!!!

And they said smething about not able to pump water for the nuclear power plant?? This is a tragedy, God Please save these people and even us !!!

I have been reading this on yahoo news,, This is a tragedy, Souls are lost  ,, They need our prayers !!!, I`ll defintly Pray for this people today Its Friday !!!, Its Crazy , God save them and save us too !    and especially for the power plant part, its too scary,

Happy Birthday To My Dear Nairaland, The True Home Of Nigerians, Home And Away, Everything Happens here,,, Obasanjo Comes here to read,Goodluck Jonathan Does the same, ,.IG of Police Sometimes come here to read, Efcc Boss Comes here to Read, This is The true home Of Nigerians !! Happy Birthday To Nairaland, Oga Seun We should seriously Fix Something About this Nairaland Birthday,, May We`ll call it NAIRA DAY, We`ll party Hard !!!, I`m Happy For NL.,, May Good Things Always Come Out From You !!!,