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i dont want to sound like i am blowing my own trumpet but i am actually d direct opposite of ur above description...dont worry on d 24th of diz month d lucky lady wud create a thread and title it "THE DIVINE DATE I WOULD NEVER FORGET WITH DARREG:MY BEST XMAS EVER"

Mondisweets: NL guys want beautiful,classy woman but their idea of a first date is beers at some smoke filled joint full of vulgar men.
NL guys want girls in who dress and look like Evelyn Lozada but they want the girls to achieve this look on a ridiculously low budget
SOME NL guys look like Seal minus the money but they expect mother earth to provide them with Paula Patton or Kandi Burruss
NL guys expect women to lower their standards and expectations while their expectations of a woman they woyld want to commit to are pretty much non-existent

in as much as i appreciate ur course....i prefer to fight my battles myself and would ask for help when i need one...thank you sir...abeg take it easy

Seanord: u beta work on ursef if not i pity ur future husband...look at how u abused d op for stating his mind....d man might b feelin suicidal now sef because of ur comment and am not a loser

I bet this was what u used to capture d heart of ur fiance...indeed d way to a man's heart is through his stomach...generally speaking ur comments suggest u are ok upstairs and based on ur pix u actually look quite presentable and wud av been an ideal candidate if not for circumstances beyond our control...hope i cud come join u eating sha cus av not had lunch

lorretta u: come eat sunday rice
And I finished cooking before u even woke up

In a way i cant fault your premise cos if i dont get why they are not very confident of themselves in real life...all their self esteem is in cyberspace(i was not refering to loreta and mondisweet o)

190: 90% of Nairaland girls do not know how to cook, clean or wash

they are always online arguing with me

Just look at Mondisweets or lorreta do you think these girls can cook

Like seriously

Nadia wats up...are u done schooling or affected by ASUU strike? and whats the meaning of Uzoba?[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Kpele op
Uzoba strong[/quote]

i am far from that boothang...even though i might have every reason to be...i wanted that because i just really became a regular on nairaland last month and i dont really know d nice ladies here...and i bliv evry1 is special in its own way, i mean its a priviledge for me to go out with my date and its also a priviledge for my date to go out with me...its vice-versa...in other news each time i see ur handle i remember "GAME OF THRONES"...u remind me of dat lady with dragons

Khalessi: OP you're too arrogant! You wanted people to nominate a girl to take on a date as if going out with you is a kinda privilege...

you just nailed the nail on the head!!!...i dont know why ladies are like that....a guy would definitely feel discouraged after seeing that

Acidosis: Your signature is a live illustration of op's distress...

In that case it is safe to say i am suffering from the sins of my predecessors...which is not meant to be so...i believe everyone should be judged individually and not based on another persons misfits

lorretta u: Well dear, nairaland has a good number of classy girls I can say that.( Jaguda babes dey too
The thing is the attitude of most men on nairaland is piss poor. Definitely not all of them.
The cool guys don't always comment on thread but when you interact with them you can tell they are mature.
The childish guys are soooo many that plenty ladies may have just decided not to associate with anyone of them to avoid insult and what have you. If I was sinlge and ready to mingle, sure thing is I'd really think twice about mingling with any nairaland dude. Except a select few that I can vouch for.
Imagine one thread like that where 80percent of the men were saying all women including their mothers and sisters are prostitutes. And they were saying it with pride. Do you expect a normal girl not to be afraid of mingling with such people? What if after the so-called date the guy comes here to open a thread on how whorish the lady was? If na me I go fear o
Don't blame them pls. Just help your fellow guys learn how to respect ladies


Meanwhile the cool guys are having the time of their lives with sexy nairaland babes. I mean the boss guys
They so respect themselves a girl won't have a choice but to trip
who doesn't love a self respecting man?

i joined nairaland since 2009 thinking i would be able to enjoy myself but one thing i have noticed about the girls here is that they are not ready to mingle. Most of them have this holier than thou atitude like they are above all guys. i am tired of socializing with this kind of girls.
i dont know if i'm the only guy experiencing this or i am the one meeting the wrong girls but i am pissed and gat to say this.
i look forward to a nairaland with classy chicks!
i have a dream that one day i would not have to show my PICTURE and my place of work before my PMs are replied...

i sent Khalessi a pm but am yet to get a feedback...someone shud pls draw her attention to this thread so we cud discuss our future prospects

GentleMimi: Post ya pikshure,or no babe suggestion!

You could check this thread out https://www.nairaland.com/1545529/nominate-nairaland-babe-should-take

You could check out this thread....few more days to go https://www.nairaland.com/1545529/nominate-nairaland-babe-should-take

lol...well It was Nelson Mandela who said "if a man has not found wat he cud die for, he's not fit to live"...wat can be more honourable than a noble death for a love course...at least Romeo and Juliet did it

INNOisBACK: Did i hear you say 'Considering' na death dey hungry you!

I wud decide who i wud be picking latest by 18th wednesday December 2013

And before we go out on the date i would be releasing my facebook name, twitter handle, IG handle and phone number ONLY to my date and a trusted MODERATOR here on nairaland just to prove my authenticity

so far 16 ladies have been nominated and for now after analysing several factors(comments,posts,topics,profile,location, availability, recommendations and disgression) about them here on nairaland
this is how the rankings are from top-down.
this ranking might/would change as time goes on but for now this is how it looks like


Khalessi
Nadia SA1
KUYLIE
ONILA
popowaa
Beckyomas
Eesha
s!s! Afrika
ms pee
yeild
lady H
lertee
alutacontinua
DutchesSsS
loretha
190

u unko?

Yield: I nominate 190. She meets all of your criteria.

You gat some nice compelling eyelashes o....are u in lag?

Khalessi: I nominate s!s! Afrika.

What about you?

Pretyangel25: I nominate Onila I fink she's ok 4 u

observer...you are quite funny o...but this is not an election dat requires external observers...but just keep inclind wit diz thread u wud get feedbacks about ur observing requst

yehmy: OP PLS I WILL LIKE TO BE A SPECTATOR OF HOW EVERYTHING WENT I'M A GUY THAT WISH TO BE AN OBSERVER ON THIS ADVENTURE

As a sign of deep respect for my creator i try to only spell his name correctly when the context in consideration is one of great importance hence my spelling....although i love travelling and adventures but ph is too far o...i am still acrophobic o

DutchesSsS: Come to port-harcourt...

I nominate myself...


Are you an atheist? Why spell GOD as Gawd..

ok o...i now comprehend u beta now...felin very tired and sleepy now...wud prolly visit diz thread 2moro...gud nyte and as we enta diz new year new dimension of gawd's favour wud be ur portion....by diz tyme next year u wud av twins...enjoy yhur marriage dear...notin is beta dan spendin d rest of ur life wit d right man

lorretta u: Of course I didn't mean it like u wanted to hook up. I get what u mean by ur post. Just an ordinary fun date. I get that
I only added that to show that I'll be busy then.of course that's just 3days after wedding. Do the math. Thanks for your good wishes

PS nigerian men don't wanna hear you talk about taking their wives on an ordinary date. No matter how innocent. If you doubt me,ask them

I am not particularly supporting anyone of them but toke just stated her opinion that "i dont think Linda Ikeji is a role model"(which is the view of many people around me) what i expected linda to have done was to ignore toke but she dissapointed me by giving her fans a platform to insult toke which i think is wrong...i just pray they sort out thier issues sha...u can also note dat after dat incident toke did not ever say anything bak to linda...i was only linda dat was replyn her!

demelza: What is all this long epistle for?
Since Toke decided to put herself in the eye of the public, she should also bear the infamy that comes with it.

Since you dont live in lagos and you are getting married around that time(you wud be very busy then) i guess u wont be eligible then...well happy married life and i pray you enjoy your honeymoon IJN...but i dont like d fact that when nigerian girls hear "date" d first thing dat comes to mind is hookup...cant a guy just take a lady(weda married or engaged) out for a date during a festive period without any string attached again?

lorretta u: Oh me?....as for idowu i anticipate her bits on this thread
Well I don't live in lagos first disqualification
And I'll be on honeymoon then cos I'm getting married 21st dec. Second disqualification

I nominate idowu. I'm sure she'll make you laugh .

if you are in a state that is not too far from lagos, i think you are still eligible

beckyomas: I would have nominated myself but I'm not in lagos. I bet you'd be the one reeling with laughter. I'm quite funny though, no dull moment but then, i don't qualify. Too bad

if you have been a member of nairaland before January 2013 that would be an advantage
I want a lady that is very engaging and humble
I dont want someone that is too demanding(not that i am not capable o but my anchor quote is "moderacio ahonia")
You must be at least 18 to be my date(I am going to 25)
You can either be a christian or a muslim(but i believe in moderating everything o...i dont want some1 dat would come and start preaching to me)
You dont have to be a rich lady just be presentable and dress well(dressing is very important for me)
I dont want any secondary school student abeg...my last sibling just finished writing waec o(i dont want her mate)
No matter what the lady turn out to be after i meet her if i should choose you i would definitely fulfill my promise of making you have a wonderful time so
no one should be shy...just comment something and i would give my feedback

So many nairalanders think she's cool but i would love to know what she thinks though...cos this date needs to be symboitic

sweetestguy: I nominate loretha u

Like i said i love adventures and meeting new people...wat is adventurous about picking someone i already know?[quote author=ib_bryte]reminds me of a village settings where "prince charming" wants to get married.. ..lyk criousli dude move owt of ur cave girls re everywhere... Y pick sumone u dont know . .didn't ur mom tell u abuh strangers..


.by d way pick 5points. [/quote]

jeez!!!!...am very sorry am jst replyin now....i was held up in the Dopemu traffic....i was not able to reply before lastma and fashola make me pay fine...its just a way of enjoying the festival of love...and am very surprised dat some people are thinking about rituals as a matter of fact this would be more like a very publicized nairaland date...after i pick a lady on this thread i would announce d lady on this thread for everyone to see and where we would be having the date would definitely be an open place...i appreciate all the comments so far and i would keep everyone updated on what i want in my date

please i need more nominations so as to make the nessesary arrangement before that time....i need well mannnered babes o and i am very serious about this...please mention and nominate babes that you think are fit for this adventure

So far on my list i have
1. Eesha(but she sounds too desperate though)
2. Idowuogbo (but some of her posts makes me think she might be too blunt and demanding cos many pple think she's rude and demanding)
3. MsPee (but I certainly wud not like a yerimic adventure )
4. 190 (but so many people think she's a guy and i'm certainly not gay)
and @gentlemimi right now my pix are not important now...i wud love to remain anonymous but the lady that wud go out wit me wud testify to d enjoyment and wud even testify on sunday abt it

lol

tomakint: Kai, these rogues are enjoying....no wonder the only time you hear them shouting 'Point of Order' is when money is involved