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he said the have a "repositioning plan". if our plans ever matched reality Nigeria would be like America. we always have flawless plan but when it comes to execution.. ofo

guys take loans to buy cars they cant afford, an give a false impression of their status..thats fake


everybody posting happy family pictures even when their home is world war 3

we are all fake, its being human

go out any live your fantasy, if your azz is flat and u dont like it do a kardashian, if you bald like arjen robben or bruce willis and it bugs you get an air implant like Wayne Rooney

yes if you are both impotent

yes if you are both above 80

yes if you are waiting for the old bastttard to die so u can inherit his or her wealth

Donkunxex:
like its an easy task?...u will spend millions to get dat simple but addictive game...!

investment na risk na.

realborn:
This must be the most stupid message from Dr Okupe ever. Mubi and Gombe are still fresh and he had the guts to throw adulations at the most indecisive Leader since independence. What business does the President have attending Bayelsa PDP Ward Congress when innocent lives are being lost at Mubi because of the lax in our Military watchfulness due to the immature announcement of a purported ceasefire agreement by the Chief of Defence Staff. Someone needs to be punished for this false news.

This is not the time for Praise singing or electioneering jamboree. It is time to sit down, look at the probable locations where these puckish insurgents may plan to strike again, declare total war and end this mess. We all recollect that there was improvement in the warfare tactics of our Military before they were called to sit-down-and-look.

Okupe and his ilk are the worst set of aides anyone can have. They are completely insensitive or inhuman to the plight of Nigerians. They should remember that those in the affected ravaged North of the country are Nigerians and humans regardless of who is responsible for this havoc.

How did we end up with learners in government? Obj should always be ashamed for empowering and engineering a feckless leader on us. There obviously would have been better VPs with proven track record to support Yaradua. In a bid for Obj, to clean his own steps, he landed Nigeria in a mess!

Instead of lanenting over jonathans failure, look a little deeper and realise this okupe niggga might just be right. We have never been blessed with a creadible visonary leader since independence. Who do you want to name? Buhari? Does counter corruption record make you a credible leader? Everywhere I go people keep saying obj is better than jonathan, what position dis he leave the military. How much did he spend on security? Did ebele meet a fortified and formidable army? Obj had 8 years to light the whole country, if we can't call him failure number one what right have we to insult ebele?
I could go on and on.

Come 2015 my vote won't count not because of election rigging but there no candidate that can turn this country around. I will be given the option of voting in two mediocrites, inother words my vote dosent count, the election dosent count.

I'm sure you don't know what you want. I think what u really want is an excuse to end the relationship. My question is: who is the new guy?

Truth be told that ole game is wack. Its still in my fone because it was created by a nigerian, the control is bad, the programming is far from smooth, its more like an experiment.

When I get enough fund I'll pay game developer to design a game for me, that'll be simple but addictive.

is it just me my phone, cause im unable to log in my account on ym. it keep telling me connexion error

iron sharpenet iron.

look at the background, can u see the tent?

its refugees camp.

i just wonder if we will all have the same level of intelligence in heaven, will God push a reset button all there will be intellectual parity and uniformity.

or is it that mumu on earth will remain maga in heaven?

dbanj = 50 cent

but


don jazzy is not = dr dre

I'm black, no need for being biased, lighter skins are more attractive that darker, I edit pictures on my phone and all the black people start being more attractive when I make them some shades lighter.

When on the street I see those niger kids begging , very cute kids cuter than ours I won't deny.

There are beautiful dark skin chics but they are like 10 per cent. They're is an overwhelming number of average looking black chicks.

Can anyone please name a white politician or technocrate as ugly as oby ezekwesili

Liverpool losing balls easily

madrid always dangerous ,keeps almost scoring

madrid is superior

who will we say owned Rnb this year these are the best I HAVE LISTEN TO so far fell free to add any other artist

chris brown:
album x


august alsina:
mixtape: testimony


jeremih:
mixtape: n.o.m.a
album: late night

trey songz:
album: trigga

im not adding weekend and drake cause they were released last year.

personally i feel trigga's albums the best

djmally:
The Weeknd >>>> Miguel anyday.

weeknds first album...awesome, second album....errrr ok.

what you want. my best weeknd tracks sha.

miguel doesn't do pop, his soulful music arent big hits compared to say john legend.

rnb heads respect Miguel, so i wont say he is underrated.

Banks92:
@daryoor
u are so on point..u guys should seek d truth...**joins him at d table with a bottle of magic moment vodka,juice still remain?**

Fills @banks92 red cup with 2/3 vodka 1/ juice
I'm thinking of collecting a loan to start my own ministry o, make dem contribute first fruit for me sef.

I go one church one day plenty members no get car, one pastor con tok say: "that car our daddy is driving is not befitting enough" na so them start dey drop bar. Jesus no get horse o, e boro donkey enter jerusalem make una hear make pastor enta alaba go husle too

If america say they don't negotiate with terrorist na to slap the basstad way talk am. They have a habit of giving alqaeda weapons.

What's the difference between gadaffia and the saudi guy and u.a.e oh I forgot, gadaffi is not one of us's prostitute.

So far it seems assad has survived his dethronement.

I'm sure d c.I.a sleeps at night dreaming of the islamic government of iran being ousted for their puppet, that dream will never come through.

Iv seen how the islamic state is being run in the controlled region and I see how well accepted they are by the muslims in those region, a lot of innocent arab life and "allied" military lifes will go and it will take a whole decade to do it.

Ok ok. I just sit down dey hear all of una dey argue dey sip my vodka and juice.

Someone established that the bible demanded we pay in the old testament, anoda gave numerous verses on why we shouldn't. Then the story of the adulterous woman came to my mind. God gave moses laws in the old testament on which commanded we stone any woman commiting adultery(the guy goes scot free, ), jesus condemed the jungle justice stating no one is worthy to take a fellow sinners life rendering that rule absolutely useless. Added to this I the approval of the kill of witches in the old testament.

Why am I writing this epistle, if you know that you are a christain, that you are not practiceing judaism, overwrite the old testament with the new testament. Jesus didn't say you must pay tithe o. Jesus didn't say you must pay first fruit o. Jesus want to to help the needy, he prefers that to giving your already obesse pastor a ferrari, or buying expensive musical instrument.

I love christ I don't like christainity. *continues sippin my @#??**

adepiero:
see you! if its not infidelity, then what is it? Mere considering another suitor as a potential spouse without giving response to his/her proposal yet is INFIDELITY!

If you are in a relationship and you are still admiring someone outside, its INFIDELITY!!
there is a way infidelity works and it goes thus:

ADMIRATION --> CONSIDERATION --> EXPLORATION--> ACTUALISATION

first you admire, after that you think of the possibility, then you try it out to see what it really entails and before you know it! you've actualised it

Why this long analysis, girl that will av sample the two guys already, mostly the confusion is basically to know which one of the two messi and mikel will later win world best. Girls are selfish, but I love them anyway

All the other dominant clubs sign big, establish players while wenger signs potential. Players like. Falcao, aguero, robben,etoo are what makes club stay at the top, weger will sell an henry and won't buy a replacement. The undeniable fact is that any coach that tries what wenger does will struggle with relegation.

Most big coaches are overrated, I'm a madrid fan and I remember all the shout about morinho coming to save us from barca, barca dealt with us for most of the fixture with a lot of matches with wide margin, yes morinho tried but that's it, he TRIED, nothin exceptional.

Its only guys like that atletico and borrisia dorthmond guys I respect, prominence in their leagues no be beans o

skillzbae:
Sorry i ws rude, stil havent gotten over her death.

Ok. I pray u get the strength to move on

skillzbae:
Wow, dis post is more lame nd dumb dan d original post. Meanwhile, Mum is late. Even if she was alive, she must av beta things to do dan ds jobless wakawaka

im very sorry puting your mum in this. i was only joking having fun online o. abeg no vex

JonBee1:
VS.

stalker alert!!



first quotation i was clerifying that beautiful is not equal to bad character

second quotation: girls need to upgrade, looks is not enough, av i contradicted myself?

skillzbae:
Dumb thing to do. Sooooo lame

all these kids of nowadays, thats why mummy will carry the name there for you

dress like p.diddy

smile like chris tucker

smell like christain grey

look like...you cant do anything about looks so any look is ok

then walk up to a chik and say whatever you would say to a guy, what book is that ? why do you girls like romance? bla bla.

it our prick that is always hyping girls .

the fuñny thing about life is a lot of beautiful girl with good character are out there. and a lot of ugly girls with ugly character are out there. ugly girls with security isssues and self loath, girl who hate themselves so much they hate pictures, beutiful girls have confidence to live their life to the fullest knowing fully well the society accepts and adore them. me personally i will never date an ugly or even average girl, but if you want to be just Friends? i av them plenty sef.

i guess its an african thing sha, some girls will take the picture of three guys to an alfa, the alfa will choose for her, then she deletes the rest from her bbm and never pick their call. some take the list to their pastor, some cele prophet.

you ,yes you that babe way dey read this post you wan lie say you no carry list go one place make dem choose?

AgapeCharis:
look in d right places...u'll see dem
D op is right tho abt d ratio

its very low

pls where are those right places o?

booqee:
lmao.....now dats funny...

But d case is not always like dat na.. You can't honestly say you've never met a pretty smart intelligent girl.

of course i cant say that. but its rare to see a super model hot chic wit brain na from teen age her destiny go change when boys no let am rest.

what if your wifes friend threatens you with schematics what will you do?