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Investment / Re: Check Out This Luxurious Student Hostel That Cost 45k Per Week [photos] by daryoor(m): 5:40pm On Nov 30, 2015
its very cheap, a fresh graduate in my fathers firm earns 200k per month. this apartment costs less so whats the fuss
Crime / Re: Even Oby Ezekwesili’s Sons Know I Am Not A Rapist, Mustapha Audu Tells His Story by daryoor(m): 7:35am On Nov 29, 2015
batulakarada:
Don't defend evil .
don't be gullible
Crime / Re: Even Oby Ezekwesili’s Sons Know I Am Not A Rapist, Mustapha Audu Tells His Story by daryoor(m): 9:26pm On Nov 28, 2015
was sugar belly kidnapped?... no!

was sugarbelly obsessed?... yes!





whos gaining from all these? sugar belly



so it just happens that this guy is not the only rapist but his brothers and his uncles and friend her rapist....sugarbelly has sugarmouth and thats why her lies are sweet

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Phones / Re: Why Do Feature Phones Last Longer Than Smartphones by daryoor(m): 8:33pm On Nov 28, 2015
Baroba:
But the feature phones never had HD screens, quad core processors, 2gb ram, 5 inch+ displays.. Why not try and "install" need for speed on Nokia E71 and see how far.. cool
e71 is a smartphone. a very smart one at that sef
Romance / Re: Funny Tricks Used By Nigerian Girls To Know If A Guy Has A Girlfriend (Photo) by daryoor(m): 9:59am On Nov 17, 2015
demarc001:
Girls never lack relationship skills, they upgrade techniques like fashion trend!

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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

u got this from that dumb blonde french cartoon
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Comedian Akpororo's White Wedding Event by daryoor(m): 2:45am On Nov 15, 2015
akpororo stole my girlfriend. why? baby, what does he have that i don't except money smiley
Celebrities / Re: I May Work With D’banj – Don Jazzy by daryoor(m): 10:04am On Nov 12, 2015
if you make my head swell u go see alert


who is dbanj?
Politics / Re: Kwara Lecturer Turns Labourer (PICTURE) Over Non-payment Of Salary by daryoor(m): 8:26am On Nov 02, 2015
i told him not to rely on his salary. he didn't listen. he never listens
Food / Beer Has More Sugar ? by daryoor(m): 10:34am On Oct 30, 2015
im sure you must have heard the theory that beer and other alcoholic beverages has more sugar content than the regular soft drinks ( such as coke and lacasera) because a lot of sugar is needed to make the bitterness bearable.
i dont know anything about biochemistry of food engineering or whatever field that deals with this issue. the question i have for people who give this theory is that, how come my best friend Ugochukwu can drink 5 bottles of trophy ( a beer brand) and still wake up the next day with no significant side effect. but if he tries to drink 5 bottles of coke, the pile (jedi jedi) that will destroy his destiny the next day...


so my question is , if there is more sugar in the bottle of beer shouldnt he die after taking 5 bottles ?
Romance / Re: "She Gets Turned On By My Smelly Armpits" by daryoor(m): 9:25am On Oct 30, 2015
she my kinda freak. gimme her number
Education / Re: List Of The 5 Youngest PhD Holders In Nigeria by daryoor(m): 3:38am On Oct 19, 2015
this is not possible in oau
Education / Re: Augustine University: First Catholic University In Lagos Opens by daryoor(m): 1:13am On Oct 18, 2015
they said maximum so minimum can be 10 naira
Phones / Re: MTN Awoof 150MB Free Promo by daryoor(m): 4:14pm On Oct 17, 2015
very unfunny
Celebrities / Re: Foluke Daramola And Hubby Kissing Each Other outside (photos) by daryoor(m): 12:44am On Oct 15, 2015
they cant even kiss sef.and they too old to be amateurs.
Crime / Re: 15yr Old Boy Dresses As A Girl, Sneaks Into Female Hostel To See Them Naked(PiC) by daryoor(m): 12:37am On Oct 15, 2015
in communities where females walk about topless, men in such communities are not obsessed by boobs and vice versa. this my friend and all d other malos are obsessed with efritin as in efritin.

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Romance / Re: Advice Urgently Needed! by daryoor(m): 5:05am On Oct 13, 2015
i wouldn't have bothered replying since the comments are in their 6 page.

after reading through you post. i outlined the point where u said you didn't have the ability to further your education. but going by the quality of your write up, i can confidently tell you that you will cope and pass well in a university. i know billions of university graduate that cant write half as good as u just did.

about the whole girl thing, there are lots of girls and guys your age that have worse social skills when approaching the opposite sex. my advice is for u to keep trying and failing till u get better at it.


my point: GO BACK TO SCHOOL

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Romance / Re: How Do You Live With A Fellow Lady Who Doesn't Have Secret by daryoor(m): 7:28pm On Oct 08, 2015
so many beaches in this thread im beginning to smell puzzy
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by daryoor(m): 7:13pm On Sep 02, 2015
pls could sombody help me with a solution. i filled the form for mba and i keep getting the response below

Sorry! You did not meet the Admission Requirements for Master of Business Administration (MBA), thus online admission is denied!However, you can use the link below to print your Application Form for future reference. You may also consider changing to another course[i][/i]

pls what could be the reson as i believe im qualified.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola And Her Daughters Enjoy A Day At The Spa (photo) by daryoor(m): 7:47pm On Aug 27, 2015
hope she told her daughters that the massage session will get their puzzy extremely wet.
Music/Radio / Re: Davido's Interesting Message To P Square by daryoor(m): 8:15am On Aug 08, 2015
wordbank:
[b]I no sabi yoruba abeg explain [/b]

go and ask www.google.com
Music/Radio / Re: Davido's Interesting Message To P Square by daryoor(m): 8:07am On Aug 08, 2015
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Music/Radio / Davido's Interesting Message To P Square by daryoor(m): 7:40am On Aug 08, 2015
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Technology Market / Mi Fi Vs Home Theatre by daryoor(m): 5:14am On Aug 02, 2015
im planning on buying a sound system . i had the intention of buying an home theatre but a friend told an hi fi system is way better. i would like if anyone who knows both sound systems very well to enlighten me on what to choose
Education / Re: Top Ten Toughest Universitiy To Gain Admission In Nigeria by daryoor(m): 8:33am On Jun 22, 2015
u think its easy to pay millions per year in atiku's university. if thats not though i guess everybody should try it
Religion / Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by daryoor(m): 4:43pm On Jun 21, 2015
sometimes its holyspirit
sometimes its placebo
sometimes its band wagoning (everybody dey fall make i fall too befor dem call me winsh)

it u so concerned about what others think u can band wagon too.
im like you too iv never fallen, and i aint even bothered.

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Phones / Re: Nairaland Apk Sucks by daryoor(m): 6:12am On Jun 19, 2015
seun didn't create an app he created an akpu
Jokes Etc / Re: Dnt Over-laugh, Dnt Break Ur Ribs by daryoor(m): 6:17pm On Jun 17, 2015
indiana singing and dancing for 20 minutes after scoring.....funny

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Fashion / Re: PHOTO: 'how I Dressed When I Was 14 Vs. How 14-year-old Girls Dress Now' by daryoor(m): 6:09pm On Jun 17, 2015
change


























ita constant
Celebrities / Re: Wow!! Wizkid Look Alike Surfaces Online [see Photos] by daryoor(m): 5:51pm On Jun 17, 2015
if u dey watch vampire diaries u go know the word "doppleganger".
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Frank Edward's Cars by daryoor(m): 5:44pm On Jun 17, 2015
lie you are young so u can be appealing to music enthusiasts (teenagers). olamide is 26 too.
Food / A Brief History Of Groundnut by daryoor(m): 5:23pm On Jun 09, 2015
Peanuts originated in South America where they have existed for thousands of years. They played an important role in the diet of the Aztecs and other Native Indians in South America and Mexico.

The Spanish and Portuguese explorers who found peanuts growing in the New World brought them on their voyages to Africa. They flourished in many African countries and were incorporated into local traditional food cultures. Since they were revered as a sacred food, they were placed aboard African boats traveling to North America during the beginning of the slave trade, which is how they were first introduced into this region.

In the 19th century, peanuts experienced a great gain in popularity in the U.S. thanks to the efforts of two specific people. The first was George Washington Carver, who not only suggested that farmers plant peanuts to replace their cotton fields that were destroyed by the boll weevil following the Civil War, but also invented more than 300 uses for this legume. At the end of the 19th century, a physician practicing in St. Louis, Missouri, created a ground up paste made from peanuts and prescribed this nutritious high protein, low carbohydrate food to his patients. While he may not have actually "invented" peanut butter since peanut paste had probably used by many cultures for centuries, his new discovery quickly caught on and became, and still remains, a very popular food.

Today, the leading commercial producers of peanuts are India, China, Nigeria, Indonesia and the United States.

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