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whatever u do don't act weak for beaches. it a turn off .
tell her i stole your number from a friends phone.
i saw your number on Facebook -even if she know say na lie.

Habidab:
I have Elitebook 8470p for sale,Location:Ibadan

can i see the pics, specs and price.

Singapore1:
you mailed me y

u get lappy for sale? i see you dey sell some na why i buzz u.

urgent purchae intended. no long things.

your source is wack. you could have gotten it from a palmwine joint as well.

so how now what should we watch out for when trying to buy a phone with a good camera.

how dare u compare a lyricist and an ignorant rapper.

if u cant smoke marijuana ALL DAY. you can't make it to wiz Khalif's label. thats how bad it is

13. HOLYGHOST BABE

you met her in the church, you were first impressed by her being active in church, shes an usher, she a prayer warrior, shes also a sunday school teacher. you said to yourself: "no devil can arm me if i have a prayer warrior beside me".
u then dated her a few weeks then realised she lacks substance, every single explanation of hers ends with a bible reference, every thing she says is always imbedded with religious obsession. she never invites you anywhere not related to Church, from church member's wedding to mountains, to camp. then you realise marring her is the same as marring pyedepo or adeboye .

now apc is the new pdp.


could some futurist predict what pdp will metamorphose into in a bid to be more desirable than apc.

before thirty u need to know how to:


grow a business. #selfmaking


look better than your pay check #packaging


beat that kitty that she start rolling her eyes and vibrating #orga.sming


control yr beaches, and not the other way round #nodulling



separate the pony from the horses, the oloshos from the wife material ###### im out of ash tags

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Mostly true points.

It's difficult to get all of these traits in just one girl. But if you have 10 girls with very rich parents, one of these points above must apply to them. They are also flawed and imperfection is a battle they have to face. It's not their fault that they are that way most times, it's just the way they are made. When they are adults, they try to suppress some of these attributes.

Mind you, they also have their strong and lovable attributes which most times also, trumps whatever negative traits they have. . . If a rich man's daughter falls in love, that is it. You can hardly separate her from who she has chosen. She'll turn on anybody to make sure she stays with the one she loves. They're also very generous to people they have taken a liking to.

But there is a difference when this is coming from a guy with low self esteem issues. . .

Guys with low self esteem will never believe that they'll ever get close to such a girl, not to talk of actually dating her. Therefore, they read articles such as these and will readily co-sign everything the OP has said - fvck that _shit.
Try being unbiased and always try to see both sides of the fvcking coin!

The only true challenge they pose to a guy is the fact that you cannot impress them with no damn thing. Is it your car? She probably drives a better one. Is it your looks? She has over a 100 handsome guys chasing after her. What do you want to give her that she hasn't received before? What do you want to tell her that she hasn't heard before?
This is where you now prove your worth. Keep your fvcking iphone5s and your galaxy s4 in your pocket, dumbass, she has an iphone6 +. Why do you really want to be with her? Let her see the trueness in you. You may be broke as fvck, but if she falls in love with you, that's it. It all depends on what buttons of hers you press.

Always remember that a woman chooses her man. It doesn't matter if there are 1000 men on her case. What are you doing differently that will make her ignore 999 men, to be with you? That's the most important question.

Therefore, when you read articles such as these, open your fvcking minds and always always be positive.

*moon walks out of thread.* [/color]


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i gaz to on my data to give u three gbosa.

gbosa!


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you are kinda right. but even the rich girl will most likely fall for a richer guy than her. women want their partners superior in some sense and its mostly financial superiority that serves that role.

first of all, a big shout out to all the bettors. to all the accumulators aiming for 5 million with 5 naira, na this month e go sure


Let get a little serious, nairabet added politics beting to soccer Betting, where registered members could place their bets on Jonathan or buhari.

my question is what will be the fate of bettors if the result comes out inconclusive and there is a run off?

secondly, lets assume ebele wins then, months later buhari wins a court case the declares him winner, will u ask those who chose ebele and won initially to return their gains? or will u give the buhari bettors "sorry " after he wins the court case. ?

i gat more money than her ex, way more money than "her ex"
download tha new chris breezy tyga sh.it or DIE!

arimahoseloka:
all I can say is that I feel sorry 4 u.

dont waste yr emotions. on me

arimahoseloka:
her virgin status makes her very very special

if white people continued to thinking like this they'd never have discovered anything meaningful. conservative mofos like will forever keep blacks behind holding on to values that benefits no one.

fvck you! her vigin status dosent make her valuable or special. she could be an slowpoke for christ sake

there is no wrong or right answer to this.
e get women way like prik die, e get women way no too dey bother if dem no see orik for long. so marry the one that fits yor traits or cope if you've married a wrong wife.

age also counts, libido wont last forever so fvck fvck fvck in the days of your youth, old 80 year old folks fvcking often will be regarded as exceptions

Inxyz:
There's no school here that offers free accommodation except you apply for quota scholarship. However, quota scholarship is only for schools that has bilateral agreement with schools in Norway. The only school I know as per UiS is university of Uyo. Also, you don't need any TOEFL or IELTS to study here except for TUC. Thanks!

thanks for the prompt response.
i have checked studyinnorway.no i have seen some universites and courses.

as a Nigerian in Norway if you would advice me what town will most likely be the easiest for a nigerian to stay in norway. theres no straight answer to this im just asking for your opinion.

i read about need to send 90 k nok for bsc is it also the same amount for msc (couldn't get the answer on ner)

MaxiDj:
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pls im intersted in schooling in norway. im kinda confused. but i guess picking a school is the first step.

im trying to go for my msc, what schools would i get free accommodation and it require a TOEFL or other english certs.

keshi...koshi

lets see who you'll extort in BF.

drawhunter:
Most of the bookies have mobile sites. Some have separate mobile site that work well with Opera Mini and with full Android browser (always use Chrome!) - it makes a big difference what type of browser you use.

In terms of best odds, they're all about the same - a quick look below at the comparative odds - the key is to have accounts with all the bookmakers that payout quickly and use them all (you never know, you might even find the odd arb, I know I have in tennis.)

In my opinion, getting a payout in anywhere from 0-3 days is perfectly acceptable - as long as it's reliable. This lot below are good Bookmakers and I think you can trust them all. Try getting money out of Betfair or 365 in that time to Nigeria and loose x% on exchange rates.

Note that Merry and 1960 have identical odds, probably getting the feed from the same odds makers. Bonanzawin best for Crystal and Nairabet for draw and Arsenal. Tomorrow, it could all be reversed and 9ja will be best, you just never know

Crystal Draw Arsenal
nairabet 4.45 3.75 1.80
bet9ja 4.41 3.70 1.77
bonanzawin 4.50 3.65 1.77
Merrybet 4.40 3.70 1.75
1960bet 4.40 3.70 1.75

thanks a lot, uv answered all my questions and ypur presentation is impressive. i guess ill stick to nairabet

could someone tell me any site that has a good Mobile site like nairabet but has better odds. akin alabi no dey try with those hin yeye odds.

oplbycar:
today games bro

i didn't play today, theres no point there are better games in the weekend. that yesterday na small Chelsea for lose.


for this weekend

1. 14.02.15 15:30
Bayern Munich - Hamburger SV (Under/Over 0.5
goals in 1st half)
Customer type: Over 0.5 goals @ 1.20
Result:

2. 13.02.15 20:30
Olympique Marseille - Stade de Reims (1X2)
Customer type: Olympique Marseille @ 1.35
Result:

3. 14.02.15 17:45
FC Basel - FC Sion (1X2)
Customer type: FC Basel @ 1.35
Result:


2. 14.02.15 13:00
FC Ingolstadt 04 - SV Sandhausen (1X2)
Customer type: FC Ingolstadt 04 @ 1.30
Result:


3. 15.02.15 14:30
PEC Zwolle - Go Ahead Eagles (Draw no bet)
Customer type: PEC Zwolle @ 1.20
Result:

4. 14.02.15 18:30
Heracles Almelo - Feyenoord Rotterdam (Draw no
bet)
Customer type: Feyenoord Rotterdam @ 1.22
Result:

Bologna FC - Ternana Calcio (Draw no bet)
Customer type: Bologna FC @ 1.22
Result:


2. 14.02.15 20:45
ADO Den Haag - NAC Breda (Draw no bet)
Customer type: ADO Den Haag @ 1.22
Result:


3. 14.02.15 16:00
Albion Rovers FC - Clyde FC (Draw no bet)
Customer type: Albion Rovers FC @ 1.22
Result:


4. 14.02.15 16:00
Bromley FC - Hayes & Yeading Utd (Draw no bet)
Customer type: Bromley FC @ 1.22
Result:


5. 14.02.15 20:00
AS Eupen - KV Woluwe-Zaventem (Under/Over 0.5
goals in 1st half)
Customer type: Over 0.5 goals @ 1.25
Result:

oplbycar:
expectin ur today games

11.02.15 20:45
Chelsea FC - Everton FC (1X2)
Customer type: Chelsea FC @ 1.35
Result:
2. 11.02.15 20:45
Manchester United - Burnley FC (1X2)
Customer type: Manchester United @ 1.30
Result:
3. 11.02.15 19:00
Cadiz CF - Real Jaen (Draw no bet)
Customer type: Cadiz CF @ 1.20
Result:

this is what im playing today sha

. 10.02.15 20:45
Sunderland AFC - Queens Park Rangers (Draw no
bet)
Customer type: Sunderland AFC @ 1.35
Result:

2. 10.02.15 20:45
Albion Rovers FC - East Fife FC (Draw no bet)
Customer type: Albion Rovers FC @ 1.22
Result:

3. 10.02.15 20:45
Southend United - Cheltenham Town (Draw no bet)
Customer type: Southend Utd @ 1.22
Result:

1. 09.02.15 19:00
Eskisehirspor - Galatasaray (Draw no bet)
Customer type: Galatasaray Istanbul @ 1.65
Result:

2. 09.02.15 20:00
NEC Nijmegen - PSV Eindhoven (1X2)
Customer type: NEC Nijmegen @ 1.20
Result:

3. 09.02.15 13:30
Al Masry Club - Al Asyooti Sport (Draw no bet)
Customer type: Al Masry Club @ 1.20

if e no click i swear i go refund your money

midolian:
u see hw dumb u r? Why not let him assume power b4 u ask the question? Does it make sense to u? I no believe say yoruba guy go dey reason like u..u r jst a dsgrace on the entirety of yoruba generation

yorubas are known for thoughtfulness and depth in use of expressions, i guess u lack that, thats why u couldn't notice it was a rhetorical question.

example of r questions: are u a fo.ol or an imbe.cile?

midolian:
you r the most ignorant av seen on nairaland...how do u xpect him to cease tinubu wen he has no power to do so? I see no use trying to xplain tinz to you..u r too dull for my liking

if i say u r am im.becile i will be totally wrong becos u way lesser then that. i tot u were smart enough to know that i was talking of when he gets to power.

midolian:
you r the most ignorant av seen on nairaland...how do u xpect him to cease tinubu wen he has no power to do so? I see no use trying to xplain tinz to you..u r too dull for my liking

if i say u r am slowpoke i will be totally wrong becos u way lesser then that. i tot u were smart enough to know that i was talking of when he gets to power.

midolian:
buhari rejected everything they offered him b4 the primaries..then, he came out to tell pple, he z got no dollars to offer them buh he ll gv his all for nigeria..and he won the primaries without buying any vote

After he emerged as APC's presidential candidate, donations began to flow frm everywhere. Buhari specifically told them to put everything in the party's account. adding that the money isn't his buh for the party.

I hope you r nt too stewpid not to knw what Buhari is trying to do here..

buhari said this buhari said that, only naive people believe politicians words. why do you think buhari joined apc? u seem to believe tinubu cares about you and yof destiny, if buhari is really the anti corruption messiah im preety sure the first person he should cease is Tinubu.

there are two types of people

sheeps and xxxxx

sheep obedient and scared people, born again tendencies

xxxx, i would have said goats, but goat don't quite represent them, the make dia own rules.

im proud to be a xxxx or goat
so fvck my pastor and his doctrines

ronald4lif:
Wow. The level of moral decadence in Nigeria today leaves more to be desired. One need not look further to understand why relationship/marriages hits the rocks more often than during our parents era. In the past, our parents paid no attention to how much their other half had but more attention in making their marriage work. In a society, where majority of their women attach more importance to wealth than love these will end up making their men barely respecting them. Little wonder why cheating has become more prevalent. Love has become conditional, no more unconditional, too many clauses attached to love. Poor love! I agree money is important in every relationship/marriage but placing it above love bears all the hallmark with what is wrong in the country today. I can tell you no woman will be comfortable having all the riches in the world if her hubby doesn't care nor show her affection and cheats around. No man will equally be good if the woman she loves flirts about town regardless how rich and affluent he is. Yes love is more important than money, money is important but no match for love. Except, ofcourse to anyone who hasn't experience love.

u funny, no u not funny, so u really believe women just started the money craving? the during your parents times it wasnt this bad?