₦airaland Forum

jessylaurel:
I strongly disagree.

Disagree with what and why?

Maysdevices:
Chawus


Lol. I’ve heard this word a thousand times but I’ve never seen anyone spell it.

You stay in the barracks or something?

madskills:
Chawus lol, what set are you?

68rc Sir!

Owopariola001:
Hehehehe.

Keep begging for alms.

We go chop your food and still vote for BAT.

Bursting their bubble: most of them just came out to use the so-called ‘March’ to ‘rag’ non-obedient and peaceful passersby for money. They don’t give ‘shi shi’, but they want ‘shi shi!’ 😄😄. Talk of second branch of People Deceiving People! #Neckpresser#Jungledeymature pic.twitter.com/RmLRJaEivG

— Festus Keyamo, SAN, CON, FCIArb (UK) (@fkeyamo) October 1, 2022

Stomach infrastructure dem, enemies of Nigeria.
I pray you do not die of indigestion of too much Agbado before H.E Peter Obi's swearing in.

Owopariola001:
Lol.

Yes, you were busy begging for alms and distributing food.

We go chop your food and still vote for BAT.

How dull can you agbado munching Buffons be? The food was donated by willing business as a media for advertisement. Their social handles are there. BTW this also shows the love people have for the obidient movement. Unlike BATstards who have to wait for mobilization funds stolen from the coffers of Lagos Treasury by the Iragbiji born cocaine and Agbado munching druggist.

After he has been threatened by the Aso Rock Cabal.
Come February Amoda Will score an own goal, as the betrayal he doled out on MKo will be meted out on him.

As Agbadu Munching BATstards are crying, we will obediently be laughing.

Owopariola001:
Lol.

After throwing a leaflet on the Van, and then snapping it. It is well.

Agbado urchins are not finding it funny today.
Anyway we deliver snipers nationwide.

Conner44:
You have no other choice than to CHOKE

oh okay, you can alternatively drink sniper today

As e dey pain them e dey sweet us

Jesusviper:
My daughter sat for this year Nigeria Airforce secondary school examination and when the first list came out, her name was not there so she was so sad about it but I told her to forget about it.

Just two weeks ago, I enrolled her in a school where I spent 250k for tuition fee,books and uniform.

Just this morning, someone called me that her name just came out in the supplementary list. Honestly I really want her to attend the school but at the same time I am considering how much I have spent in his new school and definitely I will still spend more even if her go to the airforce

Please is it worth all the money and stress. I can overlook everything I have spent in the new school if I am assured airforce will give my child quality education

@op why do you want her to go to military school? Can she survive the rigors of regimental life? I myself am a product of military, from Air force primary, to AFMS, and finally NDA as a naval cadet. Back then being an exboy or an ex-Jam was an added advantage getting into the military. Secondly, my father was a strict disciplinarian W.O who wanted us to learn sense by suffering. Along the line we fell in love with the military, my twin sis and I.
I forgot to mention she is a Flying Officer now.
So op, aside the above reasons, abeg leave your daughter for her own day. Make men no use Malice and Injustice Chawus her.

willywasco:
The authorities of the Ahmadu Bello University Zaria has announced the reopening of the university to academic and non academic activities

In a release issued by the University Management ( attached ) lecturers and other staff are to resume on 10th October 2022 while students are to come in on 17th October to start classes

ABU is among the public Universities in Nigeria that has been under lock and key since 14th February 2022 when members of the Academic staff union of Universities ( ASUU) embarked on industrial action which has lasted over 7 months



https://dailynewscraft.ng/ahmadu-bello-university-zaria-opens-oct-10/

I laugh in Swahili. Of all Schools its ABU that will call of strike?
ASUU headquarters. Op you don't know my alma mater.

Hoelujohn:
Photoshop. They implanted SDP rally into the video

You agbadorian urchins aren't smart at all. How can video be photshopped?
Oya lick your tears.

So I've been on sabbatical this past month and I've been in Kano to be with my FAM based there in Court Road Sabin Gari. I was actually in that plaza at a business centre @AB Cafe. Omo those guys are professionals, I could hear the sound of their firearms and judging by the shells I picked up at the scene. These guys were armed with FN rifles. A pro hit squad. May he rest in peace.

Moferere:
Still, Tinubu will win

Isn't it Ironic that the same people we warned about voting for Buhari in 2015 are still the ones we are warning against voting another disaster in waiting.
I won't be in Nigeria for the elections, but on behalf of all my friends and family I am obidient.

Baba wey know well e dey shout emilokan

The girl who doesn't call guys she dates will call you if she is truly in love with you.

The babe who doesn't spend her money on men will spend her last money on you if she is really into you.

The girl who doesn't visit men at their place will visit a guy she is attracted to on the first date.

The lady who vows to keep her virginity before marriage will surrender it to you if she fears losing you to a lady with an olosho vibe.

"I love my relationship private, I don't post my man, I don't use them for DP or wallpaper."

When they meet who they like, they will be like, "Ticket wey go cut go cut jor, peep my cute baby boo."

Our females would always write and act tough to appear high standard, but be rest assured that they would climb a mountain to get a "Hi" from you if you are their spec.

Don't mind the things they say, it's their nature. They do those to the beta and simps guys. They will never do it against you. If they do, you aren't their choice. You are just for their benefit.

Believe them at your peril.

By Farooq Kperogi

Twitter: @farooqkperogi

ASUU president Emmanuel Osodeke obviously didn’t know what “quack” really meant when he used it to refer to state universities that either weren’t a part of the ongoing strike from the get-go or that pulled out of it in response to pressures from state governments.


No context remotely justifies his use of the term, as I’ll show shortly.

But NANS president Sunday Dayo Asefon has just descended a step further than the ASUU president in mistaking “quacks” for “cracks.”

In responding to Osodeke’s dismissal of non-striking state universities as “quacks,” Asefon misrepresented Osodeke on Arise TV as saying that ASUU members in state universities are “cracks.”

"I look [sic] at the interview of the ASUU president today saying that some university [sic] are CRACK, that some CRACKS university [sic],” he said. “In a country where you're a president of ASUU, so those schools that the ASUU president refers to as a CRACKED university [sic] where they also have ASUU leadership. That means the ASUU chairman [sic] in that, those schools are CRACK!"��

To assure us that this wasn’t an unintentional, one-off pronunciational mishap, Asefon uttered “crack” four times in just 28 seconds, often putting both bodily and vocal emphasis, including an air quote, on the word.

Well, if the teacher doesn’t know the meaning of “quack,” do you blame the student for mistaking “quack” for “crack”?

The teacher spoke like a quack and the student spoke like he was on crack!

“Quack” is the short form of “quacksalver” (which is now archaic) and initially meant a fake medical doctor. The word’s meaning has now been expanded to include anyone who professes to possess knowledge or skill that they do not possess.

If you’ve risen to the pinnacle of the academic hierarchy in an English-speaking university, irrespective of your field of specialization, and don’t know the meaning of a basic English word like “quack,” you might be mistaken for a quack yourself.

You don’t become a quack because you are not part of a strike, are not a member of a union on strike, or because you pulled out of a strike embarked upon by your union after initially joining it.

In fact, even if you fake being an ASUU member when you're not, you're not a quack since ASUU membership is neither a form of knowledge nor a skill.

How about "crack"? The closest word to "crack" that I can find in reference to a human being is "crackhead," which means someone who is addicted to crack cocaine (often simply called "crack" in America).

And, frankly, the 40-something-year-old perpetual NANS president looked and sounded like a crackhead on Arise TV!

To be fair to Osodeke and Asefon, though, there’s an enduring tendency in Nigeria for people to assume the meaning of words or expressions based on how they sound without bothering to look up their actual meanings.

For example, the majority of Nigerians I've interacted with from high school to now think “bogus” means “big” because “bogus” sounds like it should mean “big.” But the word actually means fake.

Similarly, a lot of Nigerians tend to think that “a cog in the wheel” means an obstacle or a hindrance to something. It actually means an insignificant but nonetheless essential person in a large organization such as a low-prestige, low-paid clerk who makes things happen.

For more words and expressions that Nigerians routinely use based on wrong assumptions of what they mean instead of what they actually mean, read

https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2018/08/english-words-that-make-nigerians-say.html



Source: https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2018/08/english-words-that-make-nigerians-say.html

Naajjii:
You are an Ipob supporter aka Obidient .

On a normal day I would have ignored a lowlife suffering and smiling imbec!le like you, but in the interest of clarity. I am from the Middle belt of Nigeria, and I am also Nonpartisan due to the nature of my Job. But even if I were to vote, APC and PDP will never smell my vote in a million light years.

WHO ARE THE REAL NORTHERNERS?

We have been innundated with the word North. Northern Elders, Arewa Consultative Forum, Northern Governors Forum etc. But really we are asking , "who are these Northerners?"

Let us borrow a bit from History. When Obasanjo as President gave Non-Fulanis sensitive positions in his regime, the sultan of Sokoto went with some Fulani irredentists like Ango Abdullahi , and confronted him, and made allegations that the North was being marginalized. Baffled , Obasanjo querried them, "Are Non Fulanis in the North , not Northerners?" The sultan said, "NO, they are not."

Obasanjo nodded his head to learn what he probably had not known before.

So we ask, " Who really are these Northerners?"

We have not finished excavation of the historical precedences on this pyhrric question.

Cast You mind back to December 1979, if you are wise enough then, to the very night of primary party elections of NPN. Clearly, Ambassador Maitama Sule, the erudite Hausa man emerged as NPN flag bearer. Some islamic - Fulani juggernauts led by sultan Attahiru of the Sokoto caliphate, said clearly that the Choice of Maitama Sule was not acceptable to the North. Parallel Meeting was held that night to substitute Maitama Sule with less known and hardly outspoken Alh. Shehu Shagari, a muslim Fulani, and the said North was after all, pacified. So we ask , "who really is a Northerner in Nigeria?"

In 2015 , the North rallied round and confronted President Goodluck Jonathan that power must shift to the North, to Buhari in particular, being a Fulani, inorder to maintain a Democracy supposed to be founded on Justice and fairplay. After seven years of the (mis)rule by the same Buhari, the same North said that zoning of Presidency to the South is undemocratic, condemning zoning entirely as being anti-democracy. And some of them like El Rufai are telling us that it not about religion but competence!

In 1953 when Aminu Kano , a typical Hausa man, upstaged the mysticism of the North to found Northern Elements Progressive Union (NEPU), Sir Ahmadu Bello, a Fulani , who had founded Northern Peoples Congress (NPC) clearly condemned Aminu Kano, calling him an Anti-North propagandist. Until Bello died in 1966, both were sworn enemies. So we ask, "who really are these Northerners?"

Maybe we should exploit the indelibility of history to proffer solution. On October 12 , 1960, just eleven days after independence, the National Parrot Newspaper, Ahmadu Bello gave the beeline answer to the poking question by quoting Ahmadu Bello who said, "This new nation called Nigeria is the inheritance of the Fulanis given to them by their great grand father , Uthmandan Fodio. We shall use the Northern minorities as Conquered people, and the South as willing tools, until we dip Koran into the Atlantic ocean."

The fact that you cannot re - write history, is a fact of life. Here in this similitude of a treatise, Ahmadu Bello, the Fulani maestro of the North, who prided himself as the great grand son of Uthman Dan Foddio, defined in no unclear terms who a Northerner really is. So, I am very sorry for unsettling your peace and peaceable mien to be asking the convoluted , but clearly answered question.

We are not making a detour , neither is it a decoy to say that North is Fulani , and Fulani is the North.

Recall that when one Governor of Kaduna State , a Fulani, was selected for the post of Vice President, whose Deputy was a Southern Kaduna man, it was a tug of war for the Fulanis to allow for a Non-Fulani to govern Kaduna State, and could have had their way if not the seeming immutability of the constitution.

Recall that in the same Kaduna State in 1979, Alh. Balarabe Musa, a staunch talakawa politician and an able follower of Aminu Kano, a Hausa muslim, was impeached on frivolous reasons to paveway for another muslim, this time a Fulani , to be the authentic Governor of Kaduna State, as if Balarabe was not authentically elected. This was done to please the North.

The vexatious cloud of contortion in the whole scenario is the cultural vulnerability of the so called Northern minority politicians to be used willy-nilly to dash the hope of their own people. Some Northern Non-Fulani Governors and politicians from the Northcan die for Muhammadu Buhari and Atiku Abubakar respectively, but they cut the tails of their fellow Northern tribesmen to please their feudal masters - the Fulanis - in order to do so.

Now let us place the Biafran war on the slaughter slab vis a
viz the so called Northern minorities. It was these same Northern minorities that really fought the war for their overlords called Fulanis.

Yakubu Gowon, Martin Adamu, Theophilus Danjuma, Zamani Lekwot, David Mark, Joshua Dogonyaro, and host of others, were used to prosecute the war. When "real Northerners" were done with Gen Gowon , they removed him for their own in Murtala Ramat Mohammed. That coup was used as step-up to launch an ethnic cleansing of Non-Fulanis in the Nigerian military, which ideological obscenity has persisted till date in Nigerian military and paramilitary.

The sobriquet of One North, One Destiny, One People is a lie from the pit of hell.

Is the North monolithic? How porous is this dictum as a catch phrase. "Arewa" is Hausa word for North. Recall , it is not a Fulani word. Why ? Hausa is by far, the most populous in the entire North, but they are voiceless.

The Fulanis are very few , not more than 6 million, but they are in control politically and economically even though they are not aboriginous Nigerians. So, a Hausa word must be used, not a Fulani word, to galvanize support for the whole North, so as to consolidate on their power. This is the racket of cultural nudity in Northern Nigeria from Uthman San Fodio time which has served its purpose very well.

And they would call all Non-Muslims, including those from the North as pagans, "Kafiris". Well, I am not a Kafiri. I am Child of God. A pastor and a Prophet. Not a pagan, Kafiri or even Arne.

They have their north, and we have another North.

Davidson Rotshak Lar JP
26/06/2022

OLAADEGBU:
Can you confirm whether the scene of crime is populated by non-indigenes.

Yes it is a predominantly Christian area

RacistProudIgbo:
These are almajiri kids.

Don't be an Idiiot those are Christian Kids in a predominantly Christian area a.k.a Sabon Gari.
You're an animal in human skin to wish death on a human, no better than Deborah's killers.

I am at the bomb scene. This heartless bastardss targeted a private primary school. Dead bodies everywhere omo it was horrible.
(Modify) (Quote) (Report

OLAADEGBU:
BREAKING: Bomb blast hits Sabon Gari axis of Kano on Tuesday morning, children among casualties recorded.

http://saharareporters.com/2022/05/17/breaking-bomb-explosion-kano-leaves-many-dead-others-injured

I am at the bomb scene. This heartless bastardss targeted a private primary school. Dead bodies everywhere omo it was horrible.
(Modify) (Quote) (Report

siofra:
I still maintain that an adult Nigerian man groomed her.

I am so sorry you were molested at a young age and that messes you up mentally. I hope your father gets arrested and justice finally gets served. In the meantime you need therapy, you are suffferring from Post rape Trauma.

Look at this dvmb Nairaland hoe supporting her fellow fish-brained Hoeloshoic sister.
This toyosi saga is hookup gone wrong. I hope the biitch gets what she deserves.

If this gets to Lagos Man! It ain't gonna be funny. Generalismo I see you.

Fake news

Good day Nairalanders. Some weeks back the head of my ac Adapter gets so hot sometimes I have to unplug it. 2 weeks ago it stopped charging normally unless I bend it to angle. The problem ia now it has stopped charging completely. The system is a Samsung make so the charger is kinda expensive. How do I remedy this?

Congrats Man. I myself graduated with a 4.7 average Mechanical from ABU Zaria.

Las las na military work I used the degree go find. Not to discourage you but don't think your path will be flawlessly smooth. If anything it just got harder. Speaking from experience.