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Health / Re: Vast of Bracket Is Totally Healed Of Cancer by dasarge(m): 11:41pm On May 11, 2013
bambuzz88: consoling himself or the world..whats a baby cancer.....lyphoma or myeloma cure means bone marrow transplant which he shouldnt forget a regular checkup for posible future benign or malignant growth

Why are there so many negative thinking people on this forum? a man says he is healed and calls it a baby cancer and you open your mouth and start criticizing him...is the cancer your brother, or relative in which case you feel angered by the fact that he called it a "baby cancer" Na wa! the level of myopic understanding in this forum is alarming.....God forbid!

Vast, nothing do you! That Cancer is gone FOREVER from your life. God bless you brother

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cote D' Ivoire (4-5): AFCON U-17 Final *Full Time* CIV Win By PKs by dasarge(m): 8:32pm On Apr 27, 2013
Nwakali ruined it all with a bad pk
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cote D' Ivoire (4-5): AFCON U-17 Final *Full Time* CIV Win By PKs by dasarge(m): 7:53pm On Apr 27, 2013
Has anybody noticed that the ref is acting funny(cheating)?
Politics / Re: Should I Return To Nigeria? by dasarge(m): 9:13pm On Apr 04, 2013
@ Poster, my candid advise to you is DO NOT MOVE YOUR FAMILY!! I have just returned from wasting away 1 full year of my life in Nigeria trying to return "home" Nothing works, and I mean absolutely NOTHING!

so many people will tell you to come back and you will adapt after some time, nothing like home etc.... but take it from me, when you land there, you become a target for many thieves to prey on starting from family members that will steal from you to drivers, Police, kidnappers etc! I was robbed by my own driver(international passport stolen along with many others. (I had to change drivers twice and both cases were due to theft).

You will pay for your own government; electricity generation(noisy generators) as PHCN is non-existent, you pay for security, you pay Police to do any civic duty you require of them, you pay for your life to stay alive! You will need loads of PRAYERS as one day without it could mean untimely death at a roundabout where people don't know the rules, motorway where people over-speed or where you have heavy duty trucks with no form of road-worthiness..You will also spend at least a fith of your working day in crazy Traffic...

You will have to put up with the slow process of business registrations, tax registration, bank account all the way down to getting your business to survive if you are a business man or you may have to wait for God knows how long, before you get a Job depending on which one you chose to do.

My brother, it is in fact better for you to stay back where you, alive and well with your family as everything you see in Nigeria is a charade, nothing works! the Big cars, houses and all the stuffs you may have been seeing on our Nollywood movies on Iroko Tv must not deceive you. The worst schools abroad (at least in the UK) are still better than those over-rated Lekki schools where you will find yourself burning your cash! You will most likely come across pressure like you have never seen when you get there.

I have spoken, in as much as I refused to listen when I went there I have warned you.

I went, I saw, I was robbed but I survived with my family, Now I am back HOME....Yes; HOME!

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Autos / Re: 2010 Ford Fusion For Sale by dasarge(m): 12:15pm On Feb 24, 2013
more pics
Call 07065119911
08026582053

Autos / 2010 Ford Fusion For Sale by dasarge(m): 12:13pm On Feb 24, 2013
Price N2.5m
Mileage 72k
Body Style Saloon
Exterior Color Tuxedo Black Metallic
Interior Color Charcoal Black
Engine 4 Cylinder
Transmission 6 Speed Automatic
Drive Type 2 wheel drive - front
Fuel Type Gasoline
Doors Four Door




Options Installed

4-Wheel Disc Brakes
6 Speakers
ABS
ABS brakes
AM/FM Stereo
AM/FM Stereo w/Single CD/MP3
AM/FM radio
Air Conditioning
Alloy wheels
Appearance Package
Auto-dimming Rear-View mirror
Automatic temperature control
Brake assist
Bucket Seats
Bumpers: body-color
CD player
Delay-off headlights
Driver door bin
Driver vanity mirror
Dual front impact airbags
Dual front side impact airbags
Electronic Stability Control
Four wheel independent suspension
Front Bucket Seats
Front Center Armrest w/Storage
Front anti-roll bar
Front dual zone A/C
Front fog lights
Front reading lights
Fully automatic headlights
Heated door mirrors
Heated front seats
Illuminated entry
Leather steering wheel
Leather-Trimmed Front Heated Bucket Seats
Low tire pressure warning
MP3 decoder
Rear reading lights
Rear seat center armrest
Rear window defroster
Remote keyless entry
Reverse Sensing System
SIRIUS Satellite Radio
Satellite Radio
Security system
Speed control
Speed-Sensitive Wipers
Speed-sensing steering
Split folding rear seat
Sport Tuned Suspension
Stability Control
Steering wheel mounted audio controls
Tachometer
Telescoping steering wheel
Tilt steering wheel
Traction control
Trip computer
Variably intermittent wipers

Seller's Description and Comments

Your quest for a gently used car is over. This great-looking 2010 Ford Fusion Named as Motor Trend's Car of the Year in 2010. It is nicely equipped with features such as Appearance Package ,6-Speed Automatic, Alloy wheels, Heated front seats, and Reverse Sensing System. Have one less thing on your mind with this trouble-free Fusion.

Call 07065119911 or 08026582053

Autos / Re: 2010 Ford Fusion For Sale N2.5m by dasarge(m): 10:21am On Feb 24, 2013
still available Call 07065119911 and 08026582053

Autos / Re: 2010 Ford Fusion For Sale N2.5m by dasarge(m): 3:08pm On Feb 20, 2013
Car is still available and this is the picture..Call 07065119911
Autos / Re: 2010 Ford Fusion For Sale N2.5m by dasarge(m): 9:19pm On Feb 17, 2013
CALL 07065119911 OR 08026582053

Autos / 2010 Ford Fusion For Sale N2.5m by dasarge(m): 8:49pm On Feb 17, 2013
Price N2.5m
Mileage 65,418
Body Style Saloon
Exterior Color Tuxedo Black Metallic
Interior Color Charcoal Black
Engine 4 Cylinder
Transmission 6 Speed Automatic
Drive Type 2 wheel drive - front
Fuel Type Gasoline
Doors Four Door




Options Installed

4-Wheel Disc Brakes
6 Speakers
ABS
ABS brakes
AM/FM Stereo
AM/FM Stereo w/Single CD/MP3
AM/FM radio
Air Conditioning
Alloy wheels
Appearance Package
Auto-dimming Rear-View mirror
Automatic temperature control
Brake assist
Bucket Seats
Bumpers: body-color
CD player
Delay-off headlights
Driver door bin
Driver vanity mirror
Dual front impact airbags
Dual front side impact airbags
Electronic Stability Control
Four wheel independent suspension
Front Bucket Seats
Front Center Armrest w/Storage
Front anti-roll bar
Front dual zone A/C
Front fog lights
Front reading lights
Fully automatic headlights
Heated door mirrors
Heated front seats
Illuminated entry
Leather steering wheel
Leather-Trimmed Front Heated Bucket Seats
Low tire pressure warning
MP3 decoder
Moon & Tune Value Package
Occupant sensing airbag
Outside temperature display
Overhead airbag
Overhead console
Panic alarm
Passenger door bin
Passenger vanity mirror
Power door mirrors
Power driver seat
Power passenger seat
Power steering
Power windows
Radio data system
Rear Spoiler
Rear anti-roll bar
Rear reading lights
Rear seat center armrest
Rear window defroster
Remote keyless entry
Reverse Sensing System
SIRIUS Satellite Radio
Satellite Radio
Security system
Speed control
Speed-Sensitive Wipers
Speed-sensing steering
Split folding rear seat
Sport Tuned Suspension
Stability Control
Steering wheel mounted audio controls
Tachometer
Telescoping steering wheel
Tilt steering wheel
Traction control
Trip computer
Variably intermittent wipers

Seller's Description and Comments

Your quest for a gently used car is over. This great-looking 2010 Ford Fusion Named as Motor Trend's Car of the Year in 2010. It is nicely equipped with features such as Appearance Package (Rear Spoiler and Sport Tuned ),6-Speed Automatic, Alloy wheels, Heated front seats, and Reverse Sensing System. Have one less thing on your mind with this trouble-free Fusion.

Call 07065119911 or 08026582053

Properties / Re: Hot 3 Bedroom Bungalow At Abraham Adesanya To Let by dasarge(m): 10:44am On Feb 13, 2013
Property is still available, call for pictures
Properties / Hot 3 Bedroom Bungalow At Abraham Adesanya To Let by dasarge(m): 7:17pm On Feb 12, 2013
Sweet new instruction for a Fresh 3-bedroom bungalow at Kokori street in Abraham Adesanya estate.(Tarred road).
The property is available for 1 year and comes fully furnished!

Inventory
LIVING ROOM
1.43" Samsung TV-brand new
2.Blue Ray Samsung Home theatre system
3.DSTV
4.Mercury UPS-Brand New(Can do 30mins without light)
5.1.5 horse power LG plasma Air conditioner
6.Vacuum Cleaner/Hoover
7.Set of sofa (1*3seater, 2*2seaters)
8.New Center Persian Rug
9.Window Blinds/curtains

MASTER BEDROOM-ensuite
1.California King Size bed
2.1 (no) 1.0 horse power LG air conditioner
3.Wardrobe
4.Rug-wall to wall
5.A standing Fan

DOUBLE ROOM

1.2(no) bed
2. Wall to wall Rug
3.Window blinds for 2 windows
4.Standing Fan

DOUBLE ROOM 2
1.One Double bed
2.Clothe hanger
3.Wall to wall rug

COURTYARD
1.1 LG Super Washing Machine-Brand New

KITCHEN
1. Plate Racks and many dishes and pots
2. One LG Gas cooker
3. One Big size LG Deep Freezer
4. One gas Cylinder

You will agree with me that this is a fantastic offer.

Call the agent urgently for more details/more pictures on 08026582053 or 07065119911
Politics / Re: Jonathan To Fashola: “Let’s Work Together” by dasarge(m): 12:21pm On Sep 19, 2012
ojesymsym: Work with You? Why?

Can Oil and water mix? NO
Can someone who cares work with someone who does not give a damn? NO
Can the most praised governor work with the most critised president? No
Can an IQ of 130 work with an IQ of 70? NO
Can a high speed vehicle of 300Km/hr work with one of 60Km/hr? No

No Mr president, the best he can do with you is walk with you, but working with you? we non go even allow am. You will drag lagos back or at best slow it down.

Can posters like you get a Job and get Nigeria better? NO!
Can you improve your mentality and stop being cynical about Nigeria? NO
Can you stop being Fooolish? No!

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Nairaland / General / Re: 29 Killed In Potiskum-Kano Road Accident by dasarge(m): 11:30am On Sep 01, 2012
Please stop talking about government or PDP whenever there's a road accident! Blame the stupid drivers we have on Nigerian roads; drivers who know nothing about speed limits, know nothing about rules of roundabouts and completely reckless! Stupid drivers are to blame so dont call pdp into this!
Jobs/Vacancies / Driver Urgently Needed by dasarge(m): 11:56am On Jun 16, 2012
The services of a driver is required in Lekki, Chevron Drive area.

Requirements:
Age-30-50
Valid Drivers license
Good eye sight
JSCE minimum qualification
must be a resident within Argungi, Chevron Drive, Igbo efon or jakande environs
Must be ready to resume duty at 6:45am
Two guarantors required

Please contact me on 08026582053
Sports / Re: Mikel Set To Quit Chelsea by dasarge(m): 9:58am On Feb 23, 2012
@me epunk!

What do you mean by "he is useless"? Its a shame that so many people lack analytical minds and the internet happens to bring all sorts of people together all in the name of forums, Mikel is not useless!

Also he has achieved things that even Jayjay never achieved in his career! he has achieved EPL, FA(3times) and Carling cup, Thats an achievement to people like yakubu, jayjay, osaze etc,

If you were to understand football, you will know that 5 different coaches can never use a player consistently, unless he is good! only Nigerians will come and be callng Mikel a back/side passer, in the Chelsea team, John Terry loves Mikels Cover because Mikel makes his Job easier! Since cluesless AVB dropped him, please kindly tell me what Chelsea have achieved?


Instead of understanding that we have only one player from Nigeria playing football at a club of chelsea's calibre, you are here ssaying c.r.ap about the only average player we have,
Religion / Re: What If That Girl Sue Oyedepo? by dasarge(m): 12:37pm On Dec 21, 2011
@cicero, people like you who bask in religious charade and hypocrisy are the main reason Nigeria is still in the state of backwardness, the Bishop was absolutely wrong to assault and publicly humiliate that lady in public and those members of the congregation that openly applauded the act were also wrong on that,

In Nigeria today, the pastors are having a field day putting fear in the hearts of the common Nigerian person. Please note that the average Nigerian has poverty problem or health problems, these men of God capitalise on that, preaching either prosperity or Miracles! the poor and the sick(which most people are anyways) rush to these places of worship and continue to deceive themselves that the problem is about to end; so many have died in this state of ignorance either poor or sick!

In Britain, they dont do God and its well known, but in America, a man of God will never do that and we can see that America is what it is because the men of God mostly preach salvation and the people embrace salvation and the Gospel of our lord Jesus and that's the reason America is great today. Nigerian christians mostly embrace hypocrisy, and pride! with these two, you can never make heaven; the ultimate destination of every right-thinking christian!

Need I remind you about many more, ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Labour Congress To Close Down Airtel Nigeria Starting Oct 4 2011 by dasarge(m): 11:30pm On Oct 04, 2011
Mr or Mrs Poster @faithful, Please kindly go to an educated person and pour out your views to this person to help you re-post this. Its a shame that somebody with the information that you possess, cannot write basic Primary 6 level English language. Its very shameful and yet painful indeed,
Religion / Re: Tempted To Assist A Family With God's Money (Tithe) by dasarge(m): 9:57pm On Oct 02, 2011
My Texther, I have not said that you are muslim! shocked Read my post!
Religion / Re: Tempted To Assist A Family With God's Money (Tithe) by dasarge(m): 9:46pm On Oct 02, 2011
Listen brother, God has already directed you to help that brother out with the money in your possession! why the hesitation? ask yourself, does this brother meet with you and gist for 5-7 minutes every sunday or before every service? what is the essence of tithe? Tithe economically is to bring about what we call in ecnomics as Economics of scale or Average Cost( here all the rich bring their 10% to the church and everybody, including the poor can eat) that was the original purpose before we started monetising it in recent times.

When Jesus talked about cheerful givers, was he just talking about giving to church (i mean the house of God) or about church (the people)?

God has already directed your steps, dont listen to texther, he is possibly one of those religious fanatics we have killing Nigeria. Muslims dont give tithes, but they help their fellow man, and in return, they receive abundant blessings!

texther said you should pay the money to the house of God and he will in return bless you, so that you can bless the brother in need!! IMO this is not wise as your salary id not going to be doubled within days or hours ( i mean honestly) so please seize the opportunity that God has brought your way by blessing the brother with the money in your hands and in return, watch out for the blessings that WILL come your way.

God bless you.

p.s. this works for me, I give to to the nearest man in need and oh My, God has always surprised me,
Politics / Re: Pakistani Used ‘chemical One’ Poison To Kill Abiola by dasarge(m): 11:02am On Aug 03, 2011
This whole thing goes to show that "yorubas" are not to be trusted! We are always quick to condemn the Northerners, but I believe they are better generally than the "holyer than thou" yorubas!
Why cant the yoruba person, staring from even your yoruba wife, understand these words,

1. LOYALTY
2. CONFIDENTIALITY
3.HONESTY

Its a big shame and I have seen enough to understand these people and draw my conclusions,
Family / Re: I Am Sad by dasarge(m): 6:32pm On Jul 18, 2011
Dear Sarah,

I wish to tell you that there's nothing to be worried about! It's very likely that you married a Yoruba man and they are in the habit of calling their spouses by the names of their first kids. an example is "Iya Segun" which means segun's mum! This is NOT an indication that you are merely a baby-mother at all, but just the way they grew up.

I must apologise for the rude responses you received from babies(who are fortunate to have internet) and are also allowed to relate with people on this platform because of the anonymity of internet; people like Mr, CORK! If you have no solution to a person's problem or no advise to give, why dont you just shut up? English is not the only language in the world, and if Ms Sarah here, happens to be from a non-English speaking background, do you think it's fair to insult her English proficiency?

Finally, do not be worried by the generalist comment put forward by "9JAFETISH" She is a shame to her country if she's Nigerian and she has the stupidity to say you were wrong to marry a Nigerian, was her father a disappointment to her mum that she married him?

Nigerian men don't just go for ladies because of papers, they make decisions based on much more useful reasons. 9jafetish must be very ugly and bad-mannered and also has inferiority complex with nothing to offer Nigerian men; reason why Nigerian men have ignored her and why she hates them.

Stay relaxed sarah, about FB profiles, people use all sorts of crazy ages and it has no quality control whatsoever so just stand by your man!

Cheers

Bleep
Religion / Re: Pastor Jailed For Trafficking African Child 'slaves' by dasarge(m): 3:31pm On Mar 20, 2011
Barking, Ilford all those IG postcodes, very useless area where you will only hear Yoruba language and all you see in shops are house Gees etc. You can see them all over the place.
Celebrities / Re: ''My Kids Will All Have British Citizenship'' –Oge Okoye by dasarge(m): 3:27pm On Mar 20, 2011
If this is all that there is to this interview, then I doubt the truth in what she is saying by "the steps she took for her kids" If you are a british citizen and live in any part of the world, you can have your children as a woman and they will automatically be british too. You dont have to be physically present in the UK for them to also have the Citizenship. My conclusion, this story is flawed!
Religion / Re: Pressure On Offerings And Thanksgiving Offerings. by dasarge(m): 2:00am On Jan 08, 2011
@ omotodun! God bless you for your comment on this issue. Nigerians are naturally proud people in Nature who love to show off! The very reason why most people like to donate in Church so people will respect them even though they dont have a clean heart! I cannot remember Jesus saying anything about giving your tithes, neither did i see in the bible that people got cursed for not giving first fruit, tithes nor offerings. The last time i went to Christ embass was when my pastor in London practically cursed those of us that dont give our "first fruit" imagine a whole January salary; in london! after all the expenses of december, he said the whole january salary was for the pastor or what befell ananias will nefall us! Well, i stopped from that day and that never stopped me from rising to become a manager in my postition, because I give to the poor, i help people who cannot afford food and basic needs, i refuse to finance any pastor wanting to buy private jet to take God's message to Canada, UK, USA, Germany, France etc, when there are countries like Mali, Niger republic etc without the Gospel. In my village, there are only two churches; one is catholic and the other is Jehovah's witnesses and these are people who dont curse you for not giving your money, time and personal belongings as seed!

If i should continue here tonight, I could write a whole book on the crime taking place in our country. How can God answer our prayers with all these thieveing going on in places of worship?

One more thing, as an accountant, i know that churches are classified as Charity, but once a church(aka a charity) involves itself in any going concern like owning a school(Redeemed et al), a Bank(Christ embassy) or property and stock business(KICC) that charity becomes taxable! Nobody talks about this, and Jesus said "Give unto ceasar, what is ceasar's(Tax) and unto God what is God's(Offerings).

How can Nigeria grown when armed robbers are the people sitting in the front rows of churches because they give the largest offerings and tithes? how how how?
Sports / Re: NFF Names Samson Siasia As Eagles Coach by dasarge(m): 1:03am On Nov 05, 2010
I cant believe anybody is complaining about Sia1's output with Heratland. His team played well, and please remember he had no time to make changes to that team, he inherited them. Somebody also complained that he can do well at under 20 and 23 levels, and not at Super eagles level, when in this life time has he managed super eagles before? on what basis have you judged his performance? Na wa o, internet anoynimity has allowed a lot of low IQ people to just spit out what they dont know. Go on Siasia, you are the best and Good luck with Super eagles! No more Olofinjana, Yakubu, and over-rated Mikel etc. We dont care how long it takes, but we believe in you. God bless you brother
Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth And Wifey by dasarge(m): 2:28pm On Nov 03, 2010
@rokiatu I am so sorry to say but I dont know you, but I will comment based on your retarded comment! How would you say you think a lady is too good for a man? Was stella Obasanjo too good for OBJ? I have come to realise in Nigeria that the pairing of couples is based on how beautiful the lady is as a match to how wealth the man is. This is the level of absurdity taking place in our country and its the clear reason why the men are never gonna be faithful to their wives and the women also unfaithful to their hubbbies just because theres no love in their marriage, the love of money is Insatiable! Nigerians are the most religious in the world(Hypocrisy) yet the most promiscuous as far as i can tell. The girl is too good for him my foot! is Taiye Taiwo's wife also too good for him? Non-sense!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by dasarge(m): 4:20pm On Apr 04, 2010
Lets face it guys, no need to quarell over this. I am a gooner right! but Barca played better for about 67mins. Now arsenal played better for the remaining 23+mins and the game ended 2:2. It was a beautiful high tempo game and the only coach who made a major impact during the game was Wenger. Football is a 90mins game and u dont win it by mere domination or ball possessions, you win by scores, Barca is better and quite rightly so with the names on parade but give deserving respect to Arsenal! its like a Masters Holder against a Professor and it still ended in a draw. We try abeg,
Sports / Re: Amodu Ruined My Dream - Kanu by dasarge(m): 2:10am On Feb 20, 2010
@Mama gee or whatever stupid name you chose to call your miserable dumb-ass self, i have actually been reading so many of your comments where you contribute senselessly about sex and other stupid opinions of yours, where you completely sound idiotic and no one cares to talk to you cos probably, in the area of sex and prostitution, you may have been perceived to be a professional, but in the area of football, you should just keep your shitty thots out of it cos you are dumb! I didnt direct my opinion at anyone just the people who dont know what they write about. If theres anyone out there who will be calling Kanu names, and you think you are a party to that then go and concentrate on what you know best; Prostitution and not football cos Kanu is a Legend from Africa and should be respected in Nigeria. I wont respond to you anymore cos i know your type. The only avenue people like you have to air a view is hiding behind the Computer/Internet. and even with such opportunity, you still dont have the common sense to make sense out of it,
Sports / Re: Amodu Ruined My Dream - Kanu by dasarge(m): 7:43pm On Feb 19, 2010
You guys should just shut up and talk sense! Amodu ruined everything in that Nations Cup and we all know that. Kanu is the most respected African Player that has won everything in Europe and remember he is not a selfish Player. All those years he hasnt scored, he had the highest Assists so what are you childish contributors talking about? Either by force or whatever, yu guys should never insult Kanu! He's not my brother, but he's a great Niegrian who has brought us smiles, I have come to realise that so many contributors that come to this Nairaland are either students or un-employed people who stay myopic and dont know what to talk about and the only time you get an opportunity to talk, you talk RUBBISH under the anonymity of Internet!
Romance / Re: As A Student How Much Can I Give My Girl Friend Monthly by dasarge(m): 1:51pm On Feb 03, 2010
The Kind of things that happen in this Naija for God's Sake! I had a beautiful fair-complexioned  GF sometime ago in Naija and a lady called me to "advice" me; she asked me How much do you give this your girl friend monthly for her up-keep/maintenance? I found this to be absolutely Ridiculous and this is the same kind of scenario showing its face again!

Now tell me why the hell does he have to give that his girl friend monthly allowance? as a student, as a worker, whatever, does she not have parents who should look after her?

Na wa o!!

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