₦airaland Forum

Seun:
He may have given her hard drugs during the encounter.

Exactly my thoughts

Dogalmighty17:
This age falsification is why African players can't stay in the game like their western peers.
Mikel Obi, Taye Taiwo and Lionel Messi were 3rd, 2nd and 1st best players in an underground 20 world cup held over 18 years ago. Mikel and Taye Taiwo have long retired. Messi is still actively playing football.

Harry Kane and Modric are still playing great football. Lewandowski is still in the game. Ronaldo is still performing. Where are the Nigerian or African players who claim to be of similar age? A lie can only take one so far.

It is not surprising that the super falcons particularly had a disastrous outing in the last tournament. The fake age they all used, caught up with them. Particularly our goal keeper. Grand ma was storing balls in the net as if she was saving for the rainy day. We watched as young and sprite Malawi girls drew rings around the falcons. Our girls were left breathing and panting like someone who had escaped a mob lynching in the neighborhood market for stealing underwear.

Messi is 39 and is an exception, not the norm.

Normally, most footballers (except goalkeepers) retire in their early/mid 30s or go play for money in the Saudi league and still retire few years down the line.

That's not to absolve African players of possible faking of age.

JohnnieAlaba:
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Looks like this thread will be interesting.

Let me book space first

Nice one

ThinkSmarter:
There are women that were once sexually active (promiscuous) that will make better wife more than some less sexually active women.
Same way, there are men that will make better husbands or leaders despite their criminal pasts.
There are many Indian hemp smokers cum womanisers that will make better better husbands than non smokers and non womanisers.
Look around you.
Intelligent people are more curious and tend to experiment with drugs, sex, machines and electronics faster than less intelligent people.
Tinubu is smart and his reforms are necessary for socioeconomic development of Nigeria.
He may steal some money but he will deliver.
Every politicians steals, don't be deceived by those forming saint.
Atiku is desperate like a sex starved man making promises to a woman.
I'm not not a politician.
And I am from South East.
Nigeria will be great, the journey just began.
Ndewonu.

Tufiakwa!!!

HacheNoire:
That’s impossible!

Anyone familiar with tech knows our infrastructure in Nigeria cannot handle medical surgery.

It’s a big lie!

I am not ready to delve into technicalities but can assure anyone who cares to know that it is a big lie and outrightly impossible!

It may not be possible immediately, but don't rule it out long term.

fergie001:
PREVIOUS THREADS:
Tinubu orders arrest as ICPC uncovers another fake agency in SGF's office

Meet Head Of Nigeria’s New ‘Fake’ Agency, 20 State Coordinators, Reps In China,

Explain it to me like I'm five years old:

How can an "agency" be created under the Presidency, receive funds directly from Nigeria's budget and later be labelled "fake"?

Who did the inside job?

TooMuchStuff:
Was it Yahaaya Bello or Aregbesola the president was referring to yesterday
Ohh I remember Yeye Bello was actually paying a tithe of state workers Salary to the same workers as their monthly take home that won't take them home really...

As long as Yahaya Bello is in APC, it can't be him the President was referring to.

yarimo:
But ATIKU you are supposed to be contesting til death na 🤣

He will still contest in 2031 when it is the turn of the North

PassingShot:
A proposal that was vehemently opposed and rejected when PMB's FG introduced it more than 6 years ago?

We are not serious in Nigeria as we attach unnecessary emotions to everything.

Modified:
Seeing so many mentions with excuses and wrong representations of what the then FG proposed. Sorry, you lot are not sincere. The FG then did not propose that ranches should be owned by the herders, rather to be allocated and operated as each state deemed necessary.

Nigeria is not a united country, and this is a major reason we cannot achieve anything meaningful together.

The reason it was rejected then was simple: BUHARI COULD NOT BE TRUSTED

Goo0dHardDick:
I don't know how to explain this but stop using power Banks to charge your phones!

Using power to charge your phone instantly and gradually reduces and destroys your phone's battery life. Power Bank wasn't made to charge your phone from 0% to 100%. It was made to use for emergency and boost your phone from zero percent to 2 or 3% until you can use your phone to make calls and get the help you need, more like sos 🆘


I don't know if I am the only one who doesn't have nor make use of power Banks on any of my devices, as I have given all my power Banks away.

Power Banks are made with batteries which in turn powers your phone till 3%. Constantly use of power Banks on your phone is a direct sure way of destroying your phone.

CC seun farano justwise nlfpmod mynd44

If I use powerbank to boost my phone from 0% to 3% , where will I see Nigerian light to charge it to 100%

crusufixo:
It has bin said right from time, leave what is for God to God and leave what is for ceaser to ceaser. For me, once a church ventures into another pursuit asides winning souls for christ and spreading the word, that is no longer a church. Don't get me wrong, am not saying that the pastors can't pursue other ventures, but it should be separated from the church.

The church needs money to spread the Gospel and this is a good way to generate funds .

Tomorrow you'll still complain about tithes and offerings

agentNija:
My prayer is for God to give job to the jobless like the OP. Amen.

Amen

Cherrybae:
Results calculated so far from IREV , reporting from APC situation Room

Why is APC situation room saying something different?

I thought Adeleke was winning so far

dahmie2013:
I want Adeleke to win, but the election was keenly contested. APC really gave them a tough fight.

...with voter threats, intimidation and thuggery, right?

cr7lomo:
Do u know the meaning of spotted ??

I tire oh.

The boy was spotted in Paris and they gave us a truckload of his pictures.

Rapmoney:
Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/902718-nigerian-university-suspends-lecturer-for-claiming-tricyclists-earn-more-than-professors.hhtml

Welcome to Nigeria, where if you say the truth, the powers that be witchunt you.

Meanwhile, that Professor deserves to be made the ASUU Chairman of ABSU. He has the Aluta spirit

Offpoint1:
Why should I tell her that? You've confess to God already... Use the brain he gave you.


Never confess your sins to a human unless you were caught in the act... Don't try it as a man, women lack the ability to forgive... They're master of pretense, you'll be reminded about such issues till eternity.
It's hard for men to forgive, but once they do you'll never ever hear such issue mentioned ever again.

Will you be happy if she did the same?

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEjWGA89yWk

https://thewhistler.ng/after-7pm-darkness-drives-men-to-wives-for-recreation-fayose/

Let's test your hypothesis, Sir

ogugwa1992:
GROUP FAULTS PRESIDENTIAL DIRECTIVE ON OSUN, SAYS EFCC HAS POWER TO FREEZE FEDERAL, STATES & LGAs ACCOUNTS



https://leaders.ng/2026/08/08/group-faults-presidential-directive-on-osun-says-efcc-has-power-to-freeze-federal-states-lgas-accounts/

Why did EFCC choose to restrict the account close to election?

THE TIMING IS WRONG

stevenosa:
Revise about 30 metres backward and accelerate at high speed for about 25 metres, pull my hand break while turning my steering wheel to the right and I am 100% sure my car will face the direction I was coming from. That saves the situation.

Hmm.. risky

creepycramp:
Graduates spend years unemployed.
Employers increasingly value digital skills.
Many self-taught tech workers earn more than degree holders.
Schools still emphasize memorization instead of problem-solving.
If you were 18 again today, would you still spend four or five years in university?

Nothing stops you from learning digital skills while in university.

University is not just about acquiring degrees. You gain networks, learn ways of life, comportment and how to manage yourself in the bigger world.

Compare uneducated billionaires with wealthy people who went to school and the difference is clear.

The boy is really an olodo.

How can he spend half of his settlement money just on rent alone? (shop and house rent)?

Sirchiboy:
OGA SETTLED HIM 4.5 MILLION AFTER 8 YEARS, NOW PAPA DEY BLAME OGA! 😭

My neighbour's son was finally settled by his Oga this January with ₦4.5 MILLION after serving him for 8 YEARS.

The boy collect money finish, go pay:
Shop rent - ₦1.3M for one year
House rent - ₦850k for one year
Put glass counter, tiles, POP for shop
Remaining change come use stock small goods.

4 months later... business don dey shake. Market no dey move. Capital don enter rent.

Now the father is blaming the Oga say he wicked for settling his son with ONLY 4.5M after 8 years! 😩

Abeg who we go blame? Oga wey settle am, or the boy wey use capital pay rent?

What would you have done with that 4.5M if you were in his shoes?

Makavelli001:
Wife Abandoned Husband After Cashing Out 35M



Source

Your title is misleading and a click bait.

It does not correspond with the story of what happened.

Mopolchi:
Chris Ubah, always on the wrong side of politics.

I dey tell you.

Sunkab:
I bought at the rate of 1,170 yesterday night.

Wow! That's good

Islie:
https://leadership.ng/petrol-import-landing-cost-drops-to-n983-92-litre-below-dangotes-n1125/

So I'm expecting to see fuel at 1,200 Naira this week

frankblinkz:
This right here is killing businesses for genuine online traders


Some vendors are scammers.

At this point, I feel it's wise to call out the vendors name here, so others don't fall victim, one month is quite much for a refund

Na why my customers no dey gree do prepaid anymore.

They all want Pay on Delivery.

And it hurts my business too.

How can I waybill item to you from Lagos to South South and I'm still begging you to come and pick and pay for what you ordered?

Trust is gone.

adedapodvirus001:
Good morning my people. Please I need an advise on what to do on this matter. A popular Instagram vendor refused to refund my wife for a failed purchase. My wife say saw the bag on her page and messaged her if the bag is still available to which she responded that it's available. My wife paid for the bag Immediately and after some hours she came back to my wife and said that the bag is no longer available. She promised to refund my wife but it's been almost one month now no refund. She kept on putting my wife on "is coming ".

The amount of money involved is 110k.

I don't know why it's difficult for Nigerian vendors to do business with integrity and honesty.They will go on Instagram ranting on how they have made much money and how successful they are but they are dubious and greedy.

I need suggestions on best way to recover the money.

Tag her on Twitter with all the evidence.

Then leave the rest of the work for the internet warriors.

MarketDispatch:
This one already knows she will be billing patients very high to recover the cost of her garri

She doesn't even need to share anything.

Patients will still be billed. Cost of healthcare is not cheap.

Las las, she go japa like the others.

Amotolongbo:
I suggest there should be a shorter and modular academic pathway created for people like this who have the practical experience so they can become certified.
With this, the number of quacks can be reduced and integrated into the system where there is regulation of activities.

What do you mean by "who have the practical experience"?


If a cleaner hangs around the theatre for years, we should "certify" him because he has experience?

Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx9wOJ11R_o?si=6WO1wQV71ejAoUbj



https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/18/trump-takes-final-ride-old-air-force-one-qatari-jet-awaits-him/

Yet Nigerian Presidency has up to 10 aircrafts

NassBoy:
We are experiencing a serious brain drain especially in the health sector .
This is because many secondary school leavers who want to study Medicine and do not have the connection are being denied admissions to study their choice of course. Rather, they are given a different course. It is ONLY the rich man's child that gains admission to study Medicine. And when these rich men's children graduate, they run overseas for greener pastures in their field.

I don't agree with you.

Medicine is competitive and cut off mark is well above 320

Ordinary people still score those high marks.

Besides, admission quota for many universities Medical schools has doubled in the past one year or so.

Even people from average background who graduate from the course are also looking for how to migrate.

9 out of 10 doctors in Nigeria, if the money and opportunity is available, will japa, whether from rich background or not.