₦airaland Forum

Freeman59:
You're asking this??
OK please come empty handed

haven't they started feeding you guys?

Jones612:
Day 3(Monday) so far so good, getting food is still a problem, wrote the examination yesterday and it was essay(why do you want to join the air force not more than 100words), also medicals and verification started Sunday to continue today, please make photocopies of all your documents before coming oh its a jungle out here. hold cash too oh.

Is it 100 or 1000 words cos 100 seems kinda small oh...

Jones612:
Day 3(Monday) so far so good, getting food is still a problem, wrote the examination yesterday and it was essay(why do you want to join the air force not more than 100words), also medicals and verification started Sunday to continue today, please make photocopies of all your documents before coming oh its a jungle out here. hold cash too oh.

cash for what pls?

Handsomebb:
]Where's everyone? Everyone is around... Just observing quietly

as in camouflage eyes.

LifestyleTonite:
Funny what a picture can cause. Nigerian singer, Tekno recently shared a picture of him and his girlfriend Lola Rae on Instagram. While many liked the picture and dropped congratulatory comments, I couldn’t help but notice a lady going hard on her boyfriend.

See screenshot below.

http://wotzup.ng/lady-calls-boyfriend-nobody-tekno-shared-picture-lola-rae/

Men need to know that women love Competition. Na because the guy dey fear to lose her na why d b!tch dey call am A Nobody.

seunny4lif:
Are Africans really that foolish What's all this? Religion is really affecting Africans

See wetin badoo don cause

zicoraads:
Trust me, Calabar ladies are something else
There's this special one. She got dimples down below the ass... And a waist chain. She can whine for Africa.

hook me up with her make she come whine for my hook.

Zilifish:
List of people here know the people at the top. Well congrats sha

continue with your mindset. it's good for peeps like us....less competition.

otukpo:
It was sad. We all scampered for safety when we saw the trailer.

who can confirm she died on the spot? all this illiteracy of wanting to snap pix to trend should stop a bill should be passed to this effect sef...a Doctor should be best personnel to certify a person dead not because you see someone lying lifeless doesn't mean they're dead!!!
A stitch in time they say saves nine. but Nigerians will rather diagnose death till the person actually dies.

DonBobes:
I gave u my other monicker on Facebook tanya queen send it there

ain't on facebook jarey. I'm off all social media stuffs.

DonBobes:
Ack///
But on wat specifically ma'am

on joining the armed forces particularly.

Nma27:
How did she manage with the drills? That drills and punishment gave me pause from joining. Hedonists like me can't cope in d military

So you sef ma like maximizing enjoyment ba? oya let's goan chill with a bottle of Orijin.

DonBobes:
Ok don't get u.

This mail pls....mooredavid298@gmail.com thanks.

DonBobes:
Before u go far, he is no more a cadet but still goes about fanfaronading he is a cadet.
He ran away from NDA & has been SOS since.
His battalion is what I don't know while he was there.

Donbobes please hall me on this email let's chat up on somethings bro.

Shelloween:
He went after the suspects? Was he armed? Probably not! Does he think
khaki is bullet proof? I don't think these cadets receive any form of training at all. They only get punishments and they call it training. RIP man.

Hmmm....very deep!

neky2016:
Nigeria's top professional athlete, Kanu Nwankwo who first had an open-heart surgery in 1996 after a routine medical examination at Inter Milan revealed a heart valve defect,  has recounted how his wife Amara saved his life and then nursed him back to health. 

According to him, they had just put their three children to bed, and retired to their own room. However, the Arsenal legend's hammering heartbeat kept Amara awake.

She recalls: “His heartbeat sounded much louder than normal. I was listening to his chest and it sounded odd.” 

Amara, 30, couldn’t shake the niggling feeling that was something wasn’t quite right and insisted her husband get it checked immediately. 

Kanu, now 40, says: “She was saying I should go for a check-up so I took her advice.” And Amara was proved right because experts told him there was further damage to his heart and he urgently needed a second operation. 

“It was the same faulty valve,” she says. “It was like a ticking time bomb. It’s just one of those things we were lucky to find out.” Not only did she save his life, Amara also nursed him back to health. 

According to DailyMail, Kanu concluded by saying: “Now I know that being fit and strong doesn’t make your heart 100%.” 

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/kanu-nwankwo-recounts-wife-saved-life-hearing-heartbeat.html

Lalasticlala

No wonder the army doesn't necessarily take all this rugged looking muscular ragamuffians....most of them are all brawns but with a defective heart.

Nickymezor:
Hmmmm, no b small thing o..

sweet something.

CaptainGOOD:
Lol... my dear no knak me oo... Unless na d other thing u wan knack me.
By the way anukwana onye ofe o

na hin na...yeye boy...

CaptainGOOD:
Exactly... lol. Marry a broke afonja na double whala be dat

If I nack you jazz na you wee sey ayam wicket. lols..

CaptainGOOD:
Exactly... lol. Marry a broke afonja na double whala be dat

If I nack you jazz na you wee sey ayam wicket. lols..

Menh:
While the e-warriors on nairaland are busy shouting Afonja and IPOB 'up an dan' like miscreants these handsome Yoruba man and his beautiful Igbo wife tied the knot today.

The marriage between Yorubas' and Igbos' is one of the highest inter-ethnic marriages in Nigeria.

why is it that Igbo ladies marry only rich Yoruba men but will never marry a broke one...they prefer to endure with fellow broke Igbo or Hausa men to broke Afonjas.

wahles:
But honestly blacks no they try atal# I tire

If there was hunger in their land they'll prolly do worse...

timilehin007:
follow me make i take am dey remember u

aiite...done bro!

timilehin007:
Let me help myself finish

No wahala...but incase you make am, or almost make am your fan there here dey wait to become AC like you.

timilehin007:
igbo girl u get hope nah...sooner or later biafra will be actualize, for that am sure.

epp me now, when it actualise I wee come...

timilehin007:
lol na my friends, long time friends be this guy from eldoret (not sure of the spelling ) university they help me to settle for Kenya...but dem sef hate Nigeria with passion though

help me too d same way they're epping you na....

timilehin007:
after only those with born to rule mentality will remain in their cursed and fùcked up hell-hole called Nigeria...the only thing still holding me down is my daughter I swear I wouldn't mind nationalism from Tanzania or Kenya...(kibiwot and Tiah are helping me to relocate to Kenya in kusumu )
am not rulling the possibility out yet though...
Nigeria is finished i pity those who still have hope in this malfunctioned system headed by greedy set of politifians..

as far as Nigeria is concern..all hope is lost

am in my house come and beat me daura secret service DSS and Buhari media center BMC

please I use God beg u don't quote to abuse me unless u are on my side..I begged u oooooooo. .before calamity befall ur genetations

My brother help me out too...how can I practise as a Medical Doctor in the above listed countries...I dey roast for this naija walahi!

obeyizy:
A Lady in United Kingdom asks Twitter user to help her find her husband.

She says she is an entrepreneur and she wants to get married.

See her pictures below


NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/lady-begs-twitter-users-to-help-her.html?m=1

olosho-preneur you mean?

npowerng:
Good morning,
Those who registered for N-Power HEALTH and whose BVN have been validated have started receiving Text Messages.
Each applicant will receive an SMS to either proceed to the assessment stage or end their application journey.
#NPowerNG

what's d N-Power HEALTH actually all about as I've browsed the site but yet to comprehend it.

YorubaNigga:
Did I just see MC Galaxy compared himself to Tekno? Just like how the dumb Falz compared his music to 9ice. Falz whose music career is still blinking like itel charger. What is this world turning to for God's sake?

MC Galaxy you are a dumbass fool 'cause Tekno no be your levels. Sekem virus is damaging your poo brain!

Wizkid is just a destiny-hunter wizard hunting down the glorified Davido OBO. Only the gullible mindset who know nothing about music would rate Wizkid than Davido. Just the 30billion album of Davido shut down Wizkid's whole music career.

Wizkid keeps singing fake music featuring American talents but he has never come closer to any of them in videos. Always fake like naija fixed matches!

You guys should just chill and wait for the video of "if remix" by Davido featuring R-Kelly to see the apparent difference between "Omo baba olowo" and "Omo Ojuelegba"

Wizkid my ass

Giving it all to OBO

Davido all the way!

If I tell u say I love u oooo

How does Davido's faeces taste like? cos your tongue is obviously cleaning is ass.

ikorodureporta:
Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/new/more-news/236027-former-n-power-volunteer-gets-n300000-returning-money.html

This is inappropriate in my opinion...people should see integrity as a way of life and not something to "expect" some reward...if I was d guy I'll refuse the cash gift.
I prefer people to see my integrity and reward my labour for it instead of just rewarding integrity alone....what happens when there's no reward for someone who returns? I just hope won't end up seeing this as a business. As someone will return and expect 100 folds returns for doing nothing and them end up with nothing....that person will end up regretting and den become worse...

imstillnovice:
The guy questioning wizkid really make me laugh... So Tecno is now a Duck ?

And Wizzy sef answered in d affirmative. "duck face" Chei! !! and Tekno resemble Duck true true oh. rotflmao!