₦airaland Forum

sayentease:
Where you dey?

Maybe you can change your mind when you see what you want to buy. I'd like for you to inspect it.. Payment can be done if you like it thereafter

na 35k u get last...when you're game lemme know...trying times....

sayentease:
Out of every problem Nigeria has, this is the only one Seun and lala can push to fp before they go to bed?

Tell me, how can they sleep well leaving this topic for Nigerians to dream of?


This one weak me ooo.. I go faint later.









Laptop for sale
HP 655
4 gig ram
Akure and Ibadan residents only
60k and moderately negotiable

e no gree 35k?

Addicted2Women:

I present to you the world's dumbest couple

They met the man who caused their suffering and poverty and they knelt down to greet him

while they'll be quick to burn to Ashes hungry man wey steal bread....the world actually belongs to the devil.

lestat:
Let me tell you a story ....I know a guy who knew a guy in this same scenario...

Now he asked all of us and we told him to keep quiet ..now later the guy found out and the same b1tch he didn't eat on told him to his face that after all your own friend even knew and didn't tell you ..
Now fast forward one day that guy confronts his friend for not letting him know and he stabbed him in the eye.

Moral of the story never do a brother wrong by watching his b1tch run a game on him ...

Now do I think you should rat her out?
Hell yeah

How's ain't loyal ..... Never defend a hoe over your bruv

Okay look at it this way... What you sow will come back on you in spades.

If you keep silent you will get married and your wife will cheat and maybe you will even end of fathering other men's kids an your friend a doctor who knows won't tell you till you are on your death bed then he says hey bro before you die I just wanna let you know all them kids you have? They ain't yours so that means those grand kids too ain't yours

Then you will scream and die ...

Too late

Hahahahahahahaha

Bro you fvcking wicked...bwahahahahahahahahaha!

pocohantas:
Sex doesn't mean anything to some girls though. She can give you and give to 3 others. Maybe it means a lot to you, some sort of collateral. One day you might get to realise it isn't all about sex.

trash....na mugu dey fall for this....sex means everything to a woman more than it means to men. it's d reason a woman will use sex to tie and maga a man down. it's their best tool....if a woman gives it to a man it means there's actually something she'll benefit from it...maybe cash/kind.

Gourdoinc:
don't bother telling the guy he deserves it. when we keep advising men to become real men and stop being pussies for women they will tell u it's love. how dare u accept to date a woman without sex.
then in what ways asides via words of mouth has she showed commitment.

stupid beta males everywhere

Guy abeg help me out with becoming an Alpha male...I'm a real hopeless beta or even delta male...

LesbianBoy:
Guys out there, can you see why you shouldn't wait when a naija girl tells you to wait for sex until after marriage!

any guy who still falls for this line is a big foool....infact most Secondary school guys don smart pass that line. there are some girls dat are even very dumb to spew such trash b4 even broaching the subject of sex to them. once they say such I just log out. too many disgusting creatures called women nowadays. make God just help person overlook their bullshyt ways. and chase something better.

na God save me yesterday sha...I was actually smoking in front of a police station.

Flexygist:
A on Lady twitter launches an aggressive search for a baby daddy, as she inches closer to menopause.


See below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/16/lady-launch-an-aggressive-search-for-a-baby-daddy-as-she-closer-to-menopause/

No one wants to produce offspring from such a duck face.

goingsolo:
obafemi black ooooo like South Sudan pussy.

Those are the kinda pussy I'll like to fvck...black and tight!

zoba88:
Handsome Nigerian man Mr Benson shocked his pretty Liberian girlfriend Jonica Diggs with a proposal at her 30th birthday party. Guess what?The Liberian nurse said yes to his proposal. Congrats to them

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/nigerian-man-proposes-to-his-liberian.html?m=1

Liberian Nurses wey dey suck Naija Soldiers d¡ck anyhow....but Liberian girls got one of the softest asses on earth tho...

so if person go mistakenly delete the forms na gobe be dat oh! oh boy no be small tin sha....

Caseless:
you're confused and uncouth. I can imagine why you kept getting it wrong.

So it is true that what we call people is usually an actual reflection of ourselves....using email as a password and still having the mouth to say I'm confused. I don't even know what to say to you. just bye.

Vivipop:
My lovely ladies, make we get shame small nah, more hardwork and less sliding.

As in Sliding Tackle...dem wan bring man down.

rem44:
According to Adamu,Igbo leaders met with Ango Abdullahi in Zaria.Could this be related to the quit notice given to Igbos by Arewa Youths?He wrote

'Happening now!
Igbo leaders from Southeast in company of Major Hamza Almustapha visit Prof. Ango Abdullahi in Zaria.

Sir -Jalal Falal'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/igbo-leaders-from-south-east-meet-prof.html?m=1

Continue laughing, wining and dining with people wey don plan una massacre already. The same way Gowon laughed with Ojukwu and sipped wine with him at the famous Aburi Accord yet came back to slaughter the Igbos. E go do una like film trick.
Igbos will be monumental fools to believe this charade.

hurray!!! just found out I didn't actually delete it but renamed it. Twasnt among the deleted files I got rid of on my phone...phew!!! these last 24hrs has got me real hysterical!!!

Ucheizzy:
Lol. Thank God everybody is my witness, email is the password
Unless it's another platform your trying to log in into.

I've tried all you said....I've even cracked my skull and tried several passwords and usernames I usually use to no avail...I'm fed up jarey

dikcom:
Write ur applicant ID in capitals. e.g DSSC2017****

Write ur email all in small letters.
Try lik dis, lets c wat happens

I've tried everything I can try....I have even emailed airforce but they are sending me my email, phone no and I.d no which I already know. I've downloaded several undeleter apps to try getting back the data to no avail...which kain wahala I come put myself so and d tin closes next 2morow and ds is my only chance of joining the airforce as I'll be overage next year.
I'm just depressed ryt here...

metroblogger:
People of Nigeria, exactly one year ago, you turned out in your millions to vote for me, Chief M.K.O. Abiola , as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. But politicians in uniform, who call themselves soldiers but are more devious than any civilian would want to be, deprived you of your God-given right to be ruled by the President you had yourselves elected.


These soldier-politicians introduced into our body politic, a concept hitherto unknown to our political lexicography, something strangely called the “annulment” of an election perceived by all to have been the fairest, cleanest and most peaceful ever held in our nation. Since that abominable act of naked political armed robbery occurred, I have been constantly urged by people of goodwill, both in Nigeria and abroad, to put the matter back into the people’s hands and get them to actualise the mandate they gave me at the polls. But mindful of the need to ensure that peace continues to reign in our fragile federation, I have so far tried to pursue sweet reason and negotiation.


My hope has always been to arouse whatever remnants of patriotism are left in the hearts of these thieves of your mandate, and to persuade them that they should not allow their personal desire to rule to usher our beloved country into an era of political instability and economic ruin. All I have sought to do, in seeking dialogue with them, has been to try and get them to realise that only real democracy can move our nation forward towards progress, and earn her the respect she deserves from the international community.

However, although this peaceful approach has exposed me to severe censure by some who have mistaken it for weakness on my part, those with whom I have sought to dialogue have remained like stones, neither stirred to show loyalty to the collective decision of the people of their own country, nor to observe Allah’s injunction that they should exhibit justice and fair-play in all their dealings with their fellowmen. Appeals to their honour as officers and gentlemen of the gallant Nigerian Armed Forces, have fallen on deaf ears. Instead, they have resorted to the tactics of divide and rule, bribery and political perfidy, misinformation and (vile) propaganda. They arrest everyone who disagrees with them. Even the 71-year old hero of our nation, Chief Anthony Enahoro, was not spared. How much longer can we tolerate all this?


People of Nigeria, you are all witnesses that I have tried to climb the highest mountain, cross the deepest river and walk the longest mile, in order to get these men to obey the will of our people. There is no humiliation I have not endured, no snare that has not been put in my path, no “set-up” that has not been designed for me in my endeavour to use the path of peace to enforce the mandate that you bestowed on me one year ago. It has been a long night. But the dawn is here. Today, people of Nigeria, I join you all in saying, “Enough is Enough!”


We have endured 24 years of military rule in our 34 years of independence. Military rule has led to our nation fighting a civil war with itself. Military rule has destabilised our nation today as not before in its history. Military rule has impoverished our people and introduced a dreadful trade in drugs which has made our country’s name an anathema in many parts of the world. Even soccer fans going to watch the Green Eagles display in America are being made to suffer there needlessly because Nigeria’s name is linked with credit card and fraud and “419.” Politically, military rule has torn to shreds the prestige due to our country because of its size and population. The permanent seat at the United Nations Security Council that should be rightfully ours is all but lost. For who will vote for Nigeria to get the seat if Nigerian military rulers do not respect the votes of their own people? Enough of military rule.

We are sickened to see people who have shown little or no personal achievement, either in building up private businesses, or making success of any tangible thing, being placed in charge of the management of our nation’s economy, by rulers who are not accountable to anyone. Enough of square pegs in round holes. We are tired of the military repetitive tendency to experiment with our economy: Today, they say “no controls.” Tomorrow; they say “Full controls”. The day after, they say “Fine tuning”. The next day, they say “Devaluation.” A few days later, they say “Revalue the same naira upwards again Abi?” All we can see are the consequences of this permanent game of military “about turns;” high inflation, a huge budget deficit and an enormous foreign debt repayment burden, dying industries, high unemployment and a demoralised populace. Our youths, in particular, can see no hope on the horizon, and many can only dream of escaping from our shores to join the brain drain.

Is this the Nigeria we want?


We are plagued also by periodic balance of payments crises, which have led to a perennial shortage of essential drugs that has turned our hospitals and clinics into mortuaries. A scarcity of books and equipment has rendered our schools into desolate deserts of ignorance. Our factories are crying for machinery, spare parts and raw materials. But each day that passes, instead of these economic diseases being cured, they are rather strengthened as an irrational allocation of foreign exchange based on favouritism and corruption becomes the order of the day. Enough is enough of economic mismanagement!

People of Nigeria, during the election campaign last year, I presented you with a programme entitled “HOPE ’93. This programme was aimed precisely at solving these economic problems that have demoralized us all. I toured every part of Nigeria to present this programme to you the electorate. I was questioned on it at public rallies and press conferences and I had the privilege of incorporating into it much of the feedback that I obtained from the people. Because you knew I would not only listen to you but deliver superb results from the programme, you voted for me in your millions and gave me an overwhelming majority over my opponent. To be precise, you gave me 58.4 per cent of the popular vote and a majority in 20 out of 30 states plus the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. Not only that, you also enabled me to fulfil the constitutional requirement that the winner should obtain one-third of the votes in two-thirds of the states. I am sure that when you cast an eye on the moribund state of Nigeria today, you ask yourselves: “What have we done to deserve this, when we have a president-elect who can lead a government that can change things for the better?”


Our patience has come to an end. As of now, from this moment, a new Government of National Unity is in power throughout the length and breadth of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, led by me, Bashorun M.K.O. Abiola, as President and Commander-in-Chief. The National Assembly is hereby reconvened. All dismissed governors are reinstated. The State Assemblies are reconstituted, as are all local government councils. I urge them to adopt a bi-partisan approach to all the issues that come before them. At the national level, a bi-partisan approach will be our guiding principle.


I call upon the usurper, General Sani Abacha, to announce his resignation forthwith, together with the rest of his illegal ruling council. We are prepared to enter into negotiations with them to work out the mechanics for a smooth transfer of power. I pledge that if they hand over quietly, they will be retired with all their entitlements, and their positions will be accorded all the respect due to them. For our objective is neither recrimination nor witch-hunting, but an enforcement of the will of the Nigerian people, as expressed in free elections conducted by the duly constituted authority of the time.

I hereby invoke the mandate bestowed upon me by my victory in the said election, to call on all members of the Armed Forces and the Police, the Civil and Public Services throughout the Federal Republic of Nigeria, to obey only the Government of National Unity that is headed by me, your only elected President. My Government of National Unity is the only legitimate, constituted authority in the Federal Republic of Nigeria, as of now.


People of Nigeria, these are challenging times in the history of our continent, Africa, and we in Nigeria must not allow ourselves to be left behind. Our struggle is the same as that waged by the people of South Africa, which has been successfully concluded, with the inauguration of Mr. Nelson Mandela as the first African President of that country. Nelson Mandela fought to replace MINORITY rule with MAJORITY rule. We in Nigeria are also fighting to replace MINORITY rule, for we are ruled by only a tiny section of our armed forces. Like the South Africans, we want MAJORITY rule today, that is rule only by those chosen by all the people of Nigeria as a whole in free and fair elections. The only difference between South Africa and Nigeria is that those who imposed minority rule on the majority rule whether it is by black or white, remains minority rule, and must be booted out.


I call on you, heroic people of Nigeria, to emulate the actions of your brothers and sisters in South Africa and stand up as one person to throw away the yoke of minority rule for ever. The antics of every minority that oppresses the majority are always the same. They will try to intimidate you with threats of police action. But do not let us fear arrest. In South Africa, so many people were arrested, during the campaign against the Pass Laws, for instance, that the jails could not hold all of them.

Today, apartheid is gone forever. So, let it be with Nigeria. Let us say goodbye forever to minority rule by the military. They talk of treason. But haven’t they heard of the Rivonia treason trial in South Africa? Did those treason trials halt the march of history? People of Nigeria, our time is now. You are the repository of power in the land. No one can give you power. It is yours. Take it! From this day, show to the world that anyone who takes the people of Nigeria for fools is deceiving himself and will have the people to answer to.


God bless you all.

Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Long live the Government of National Unity

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/06/full-text-of-mko-abiolas-proclamation.html

Nigerians never fought for their independence hence it's very difficult to fight for our rights...which eventually makes it difficult for us to love one another....majority of Nigerians are cowards....

softwerk:
".......a new Government of National Unity is in power throughout the length and breadth of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, led by me, Bashorun M.K.O. Abiola, as President and Commander-in-Chief"

".......I call upon the usurper, General Sani Abacha, to announce his resignation forthwith, together with the rest of his illegal ruling council. We are prepared to enter into negotiations with them to work out the mechanics for a smooth transfer of power"

Typical of an AFONJA, a very bloody civilian ordering the ruthless General Sani Abacha to run away?!

MKO was NOT killed, he committed SUICIDE!!!

You think we're like you chest thumping cowards that cause trouble and run away? A typical Afonja doesn't want to cause trouble because he knows once he starts there must be an end to it....but Igbo man na scare tactics them sabi....when gbege set them go matte. bloody cowards....

Ucheizzy:
It's the other way round, your email is the password. It's specified there.

it didn't work joor...shoulda known better sef how can email be password... tanx all d same....

Ucheizzy:
It's the other way round, your email is the password. It's specified there.

Waoh! never thought of that! lemme try it immediately!

otobosolomon2:
Make sure you try to login to download consent forms. After you log in try to put your Application I. D and email address correctly. If it still says incorrect password. I think you have to call their help line.

I typed my email as username and dssc no as password yet still said incorrect password. I think I must have typed another password while registering but I can't remember. I've emailed their admin contact so waiting for their response 2mao...will also try giving them a call 2mao...thanx for your input

otobosolomon2:
Pls those of us with issues concerning filling of the forms and other questions should not hesitate to ask. Questions will surely be answered. Thanks

hi bro...pls I need your guidance oh....I downloaded my forms but yet to print them out...I however mistakenly deleted it while trying to create space for my phone. I've gone to the admin section of the airforce website to login to which I typed my email as username and dssc no as password to no avail...and I can't remember if I used any other password as I can't remember it...pls help me out bro cos double registration will lead to automatic disqualification.

wassade:
The unity of people can bring down any government

the same way y'all are "united" against the main thieves.

EdifiedCEO:
http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/06/photos-scared-igbo-man-moves-out-of.html

even from the the front I can see his Igbo....

Xcelinteriors:
Some men deserve it my dear, they deserve to train up another man's child

Who are those people crucifying me for saying my mind? The truth is that I can't do it to my husband but seriously some men deserves it. Do you know how many men that keep their girlfriend outside, rented a very nice apartment for them and also paying them salary while the wife will be home eating rubbish food and wearing rags all in the name of marriage. SOME men are very wicked and deserve more than raising another Man's child with their hard earned money. Kill yourself if you don't like what I have said

weyrey spotted...

sexybbstar:
Oh my gosh! , my dream ass.

An ass like this on an already perfect body like yours won't be 9ice.dont try it abeg...will look like cartoon...