₦airaland Forum

Jackeeh:
After 7 months? Hmmmm Nigerians! We're so helpless and used to ill treatment. Consequently, when we finally receive what was owed, it's cause for jubilation.

That's d Naija we've found ourselves in oh....you complain you're termed a trouble maker like FFK, Fayose & Hushpuppi with people praying for the day EFCC will fall on you. Suffering & Smiling is d default setting of your average Nigerian.
thus N-Power tin sef is it for jobless people or what?

chimere66:
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This na either comedy wey boys go load cloth put inside yansh or disease.

she can't even stand well in d 8th pix...but whichever one it is...no be today yansh dey back...

Respect55:
So can we now infer that Tekno is taking sides with Wizzy?

Are you that dumb or you just acting the foool

softwerk:
Hmmmmm
Ordinary horse riding, what if I offer you 'ITALIAN DOGGY FROGGY'?!
I guess you'll prepare pounded yam for me as BREAKFAST

chisos!!!

Kathmandu:
Can we now rest.



I don't blame her because if I'm in her shoes i will do same. What's the essence of associating with a Country that boast of oil wealth whose President has become a comic relief when jokes are made after he made London is Permanent home still clinging on to power.

people dey naija wey dem suppose empower, they'll rather prefer to reap where they didn't sow and end up embarrassing themselves globally...

Sabaugo:
After the screening, he now asked ;do you know that this is a false statement, were you not told not to apply if ur height is below 1.65 for women and 1.7 for men. He concluded by saying, you can keep on checking our website but most importantly is grace of God.

1.65 for men and 1.63 for women....

pweetiedee:
Wait, r u a man or a woman. this ur name ....

Lols...all of the above.

kay29000:
Checkout these pictures of busty Instagram sensation, Roman Goddess on the streets of Dubai. She has been in U.A.E since last week, and she really enjoying her vacation there.

http://nigeriancelebritypictures..com.ng/2017/07/pics-roman-goddess-on-streets-of-dubai.html

I thought they always say Dubai is a very religious country just like Saudi Arabia. Abi dem get olosho avenue for there?

Heartmender1:
RIP. i don dey fear anything call pool or river ever since my bae decided to teach me how to swim; she backed me up and dropped me at d middle of d pool just because someone informed her dat her dad is walking towards the pool.. Omo come see as i managed crawl reach d stairs level after consuming more than a litre of water

fools die....why didn't you start from the shallow side? I'll never ever take such a risk no matter how sweet the pussy...

oshe11:
The way pipo take DIE inside river wen I was lil jst justified my MUM's warning abt me nt gettin close to the RUVER...


Now I cant swim cos I didnt learn wen I was lil.....



Na Swimming pool I start n End, bt wud learn sha

na swimming pool person dey take learn na, and if you can swim in d pool I don't think River should be a problem....I'm also looking for how to learn swimming badly...

please those going today should endeavour to hint us up too....

thinkmoney:
I have on two occasions. this is often after I had done my best not to break the terrible 'record.' yes terrible!! because majority of people like you might see the beating on those instances as justified, I still regret them. I felt my strength had a limit. I could and should have persevere a little more, overlook those slaps that couldn't really hurt me and the gadgets they broke. the way I think is...strength is when you can control without force...think, what if you can't beat the lady? what if along the line sickness leaves you indispose? won't you be able to exercise your headship?

you've got a point tho...I've always thought about this...what if she's a lady that can floor you physically? won't you just sulk and leave?

pweetiedee:
Lol...why na?

nothing...but don't gemme wrong oh, I won't hesitate to defend myself if a biitxh starts getting violent around me...I will smack d shiite outta dat kinda bitxch.

pweetiedee:
Right

woulda followed you on insta but don't wanna reveal my real identity.

AdoraAmadi:
Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh, who was one of the celebrities who marched against domestic violence alongside the Ooni of Ife's wife, had something to say about domestic violence when interviewed by GoldmyneTV while on the march.

According to Tonto Dikeh whose marriage to her ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill on grounds of domestic violence amidst other allegations, said there is no excuse under the face of the earth that God has created, for a man should put a hand on his woman.

The actress and mother of one said;

"I think the one issue that actually births the high rate of domestic violence is the fact that we are not talking about it enough. It is the fact that the society is shaming us when we talk about it. So we rather not talk about it, we rather keep it on a hush hush until it is worse.

This awareness will create so many...I am sure a lot of men now will be scared to beat their wives now because this awareness is no joke, there are heavyweights here. It is not about ridiculing men like I always say. It is to make us a better person. It is to make our homes better.

Nobody is saying run out of your homes. I am not preaching divorce. I am preaching that you speak out. because your life matters. Your children's lives matter and your husband's life matters.

I don't think there is any excuse under the face of the earth that God has created that a man should put a hand on his woman. No! There are other options. You can walk away. You can calm down. You can go for therapy. There is so many options than hitting a woman".


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/no-excuse-face-earth-god-created-man-put-hand-woman-tonto-dikeh.html

When one considers how stvpid most women are, you'll realize there's actually no need to be bothered about them sef let alone hit them...so she's actually right. Only men who take women serious will be bothered by them...once you don't give a fvck about what they do they lose their relevance and they start to fear and respect you sef...

samobaba4u:
The officer in Lagos is inexperience. If Enugu and other States are uniform why would Lagos different. He made people go through a lot of problem those who suppose to be screen and live ASAP were sent out first to go and make copies and when they came back he then send them out again to go and bring attestation letters.

You mean attestation letters from LGA?

samobaba4u:
Just imagine what the officer was sending people away for in Ikeja here and we were trying to tell him but turned deaf ears. I'm sure this is his first time of doing this screening exercise.

But wait oh, why una too no go get parent attestation in d first place? you wan put Airforce for trouble?

ebroheem:
No Aptitude test.
Photocopies of: Parent's Attestation form & local government attestation,
DEGREE certificate, NYSC certificate, Certificate of Origin and Birth certificate. That's all.

So they didn't collect the original airforce forms??

ebroheem:
Screening in Lagos on point...
Guyz should make photocopy of their certificates and documents in other to avoid stress.
2.2 should not bother themselves.
Only height and weight is being measured as for now....
Applicants are advised to keep checking the NAF website for next stage list.
Good luck.

which documents exactly please? and did they give any hint on the next stage?

holybabayo:
Beautiful or breastiful? More like a doll. Look at her face without looking down on her boobs and tell me again if she is beautiful.

I've always said it b4 sey Tboss fine pass this girl...

He actually made a lot of sense...very calm & composed like he got it all planned out.
Nigerians major on the minor and minor on the major...a country where someone who steals #50 bread out of hunger is "righteously" lynched while the same looter that pushed him to that condition is given a here's welcome.
The black man ought to be colonised for ever.

Respect55:
Even as I hate Hushpuppi's attitude, I don't think he wud beg phyno for a shot

His posture is d opposite of a person begging for a shot....the two dudes beside him actually look like d ones famzing with Phyno trying so hard not to lerrit show....

yinkasix:
So obviously they want 2:1. Chai e pain me sha.. So no 2:2 made the list?

they actually meant what they said...lols!

softwerk:
Foolish Talentless Boi
Fucki-fucki

that your wide soft ass go sweet to twerk for my d!ck. oya coman sit down...

Jeus:
Ciroc Ambassadors, Banky W, Toke Makinwa and Tekno were pictured on a private jet as they embark on their ambassadorial duties.

Banky W rocked an expensive Mai Atfo Suit, Toke Makinwa keeps slaying and Tekno kept it simple.

They each took a sip of the popular vodka brand.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/06/banky-w-toke-makinwa-and-tekno-chilling.html

Phyno,Kcee and Iceprince are the brands that beg for shots while hushpuppi is the white dude who pours/calls d shot.

ipafricaStaff:
it seems the war is still hot For Instagram Gucci Celebrity Hushpupi, as he cancels his anambra Trip for fear of the achikolo master Zoro

---------------------> Anusiobi Itfranklyn

See Pix Below

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BV91QM4lSvq/?taken-by=hushpuppi

pulling my destiny to Anambra? funny as Fvck... Hushpuppi no go use laugh kee person, hin no just send anybody at all...dey mess & smoke 'em up...me sef go reach there one day...enough peeps I gatta smoke

Hushpuppi:
Who is scamming? Did I ask you for anything? ... Wanted to show some love but this is what I get... My mistake.. #peace

You are not the real hushpuppi cos I don't believe hushpuppi will come on nairaland open that way....and besides this account was open yesterday when he started trending. na ds kain tin dey make d real hushpuppi vex for fakers like you. get a bro! and shove your fake cash up yo ass...

Hushpuppi:
Alright

Lols...account wey you just open yesterday cos hushpuppi dey trend...you think sey real hushpuppi get time for low life levels like Nairaland that's full of broke boys like you. hush too much for thay bro...try your scam elsewhere.

Hushpuppi:
Much love baby... Inbox your account number

Lols! I dey come....

ordinary olosho hin for just jejely go fvuck or even wan to mojo...instead he decided to keep it real....now he's chilling in prison yard now....

Hotshawarma:
for the first time i am impressed with his dress sense

hushpuppi don talk sense inside hin head...

Misterdhee1:
I don't get. How hard is it for a law graduate to be posted to the State Ministry of Justice, in a state like Lagos Yea, he could have probably worked his way through, but the question is - is the ministry of Justice anything special?? There are peeps that aren't even up to his family calibre that served in Shell, Total, Haliburton, etc..

to work as a doc in any of the latter companies you mentioned is d only job that can keep me glued to Nigeria...