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Daminaj1:
Remember that photo from last week where peter announced he was ill.

Well it seems it is not over as Peter Okoye just announced he is checking his whole body to ensure he is ok.

He wrote;

Went for a computed tomography scan today... Try to make sure am 100% fit and ok... It hasn't been easy for me for the past few weeks. Thanks so much guys for the prayers,love and support #Pray4me #GodTakeControl.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAkNWH1SsBX/?tagged=pray4me

cc: Lalasticlala

CT scan shouldn't be done on ppl with tatoos.

kelechi50:
The wages of sin is Dead

afi dead na...

Baba419:
I see Dammy krane says he's number one Davido says he's number two And wizkid is cool @number 3

No be me talk, look their fingers

Life made it the reverse.

Anyone knows about Medics pay in Enugu.

yusaze807:


See the remaining pics + their family pics @@

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/01/meet-don-jazzys-mom-and-only-sister-who-are-based-abroad.html


Don Jazzy really resemble her mom oooo...CHAI!!

la click, la bend.

And Finally....

Agubushmenyo:
We have always criticized the female folks without trying to know the root of the problem. Here are some 8 Lesson I wish we guys know about girls. Read on and be Wiser in dealing with them.

#1. If she flinches when you try to put your arm around her…someone else’s hands once wasn’t too sweet.
#2. If she's full of questions, someone else lied to her in the past. Be patient with her.
#3. If she's secretive and doesn’t tell you things outright, someone else once betrayed her trust. Prove to her you wont do the same.
#4. If she suspects every move you make, someone else wasn't transparent with her. Be different. Be transparent with her
#5. If she's cold, distant and hostile with people she's just meeting and even sometimes with you, chances are someone ABUSED her in the past. She's a victim of abuse like RAPE. She's still hurting.
#6. If she’s clingy and possessive, someone once hurt and dumped her. She's scared of being abandoned again. Assure her of your love.
#7. If she's playing hard to get, someone in her past once treated her like a doormat. She just want to be sure you are real.
#8. If she's sneaks and wants to know all about you, someone wasn't straight with her. Assure her you are different. Talk to her.

LESSON GUYS: Behind every difficult and complicated girl who Is scared to love freely is a girl who's is tired of being hurt and broken. Be patient with her.

contactmorak:
it was a different Dino Melaye today at the Senate plenary session. the controversial politician wore his turbaning outfit to the Senate plenary session today January 12th. Dino was turbaned the Jarman of Okuta (Chief Warrior/Defender) of Okuta over the weekend. Continue to see more photos from the plenary session after the cut..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/dino-melaye-wears-his-turbaning-outfit.html

All to discourage Buhari from probing him.

Some "christians" go soon begin shout "lailahi"

#shamelespeople!

OlowoB:
I will go straight to the point. I went out with my friend on saturday night(09/01/2016) in a club called Sugar Cube. Infact, anybody who has been to glasgow or stayed in glasgow for at least a year will definitely know this club. This is the club most naija artistes visit anytime they come to Glasgow, Uk.

We got into the club, bought drinks and told ourselves that we should chill till around 1am before we start dancing with the ladies. Immediately it was 1am, we started dancing with the gals, going to the different sections (actually two and 1 VIP) of the club trying to see if we will get any girl to take home. We danced with some white gals, some of them politely, with smile on their faces turned us down saying they are with their guys or they are just there to hang out and dance with their fellow white gal friends.

To the issue at hand, me and my friend still kept on, we insisted, we must see a gal to take home that night after paying £8 each to enter and buying drinks totalling almost £100. We moved ahead and saw two black gals and we decided to help their ministry, got close to them like we have done with other white gals in the club and guess what, they not only turned us down, they walked out of our fronts and hissed while going. I mean these were just average looking gals dancing close to each other, not holding any drinks and we decided to help their ministry. I mean why couldn't they turn us down politely like the other white gals have done? It took the Grace of God in my life and the Visa on my passport to prevent myself from pulling them back and slapping them. (yes i was that angry)

I have also noticed here in glasgow that most of these average looking black gals hardly talk to their fellow guys. Is it that they are looking for white guys cos of visa? but at least still talk politely to your fellow blacks.

Please i have seen many scenarios and heard many of such but this particular incident in the club made me know that most black girls (at least 85%) in glasgow,Edinburgh and other parts of Uk except England specifically London (due to huge black population) are just suffering from inferiority complex and they lack basic ability to reason well.

If you have any similar experience, please share. Some of those gals may be on nairaland.

cc: lalasticala, seun

Empty barrels make a lot of noise...ppl of substance turn you down politely but empty ppl wanna tradeup in dr levels....

After dollar don reach high-heavens...
Trial and error economics...."eyi je eyi o je"

TonyeBarcanista:
Why this cute girl? She doesn't deserve it!
[img]http://2.bp..com/-1nWfN9pP760/VpOGe34TaXI/AAAAAAAH8nI/pwgirFfcek8/s320/a.jpg[/img]

I dey suspect sey dem go put fine-fine girls pix for there for us to salivate oh...it might not even be real sef.

Evathyst:
I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

That means I might be the only Nigerian Guy dat is exceptional in all ds cases.

Dyt:
Dyt and son poses for a selfie

Why your son dey look like e just drink "agbo".

Smartsyn:
That man behind the woman cutting cake be like" O boy see yansh"

As in serious Kakaa!

Na d babe wey komole dey bazz shisha I dey feel pass.

raayah:
So a grown man and woman decide to have sex....

Some women no even get respect. Riding dem Papa age mate d!ck...so disgusting.

But make I no lie me sef dey eye some women behind wey old reach my mama oh...*wink*

But why is it like dat sef?

DickDastardly:
No genius here joor!
What if the Old woman is a witch?
What if your old friend has joined bad gang and decide to vamoose with your car?
What if your assumed dream woman is another olosho waiting for "short time" or "day break" customer?

So i wont employ your genius cos he is not only a careless fellow but a callous one too

This one is not thinking outside the box.

This one is thinking off tangent.

This man is ready to go home at 73while while another wants to kill himself in Power at 72...

COAS said they used "minimum" force on Shiites..

Na true cos if Soldier give you "minimum" slap you go know sey Police na your friend.

omenka:
Walahi.

Good of you to accept....atleast you've learnt something new.

omenka:
The way you dey reason get as e be.
Bye.

the guy finished you with his sound reasoning abi? lols!

UrennaNkoli:
Seriously you see the American police NYPD or LAPD for example, they carry simple small pistols and execute very operation they embark on successfully. The Nigerian police on the other hand stress themselves with heavy assault rifles and AK's and still fail on every operation they go for. Shameless folks.

This has always got me wondering cos our police men arm themselves like they're going for war.

dammy13:
I don't think he glanced throught the content. He only dropped his comment from the title.

First to comment dey worry am.

Bantino:
The one on white t-shirt ...







Looks marginalized

He's prolly da lastborn...dem don bully hin life die...lols.

prettysolid:
But why did they call all three on stage like its a beauty peagent. I dont think Toure was happy with being 2nd

Happy like how, he looked indifferent....like he was tired of winning d damned tin.

TruthTella:
All medical Doctors and medical personnels;
RUN FROM EBONYI STATE!!!
Don't make the mistake of choosing it during your registration unless you are prepared to work 24/7 plus call duty for only fifteen thousand naira a month.

So they've actually implemented dat stuff? na wa oh...

you got any idea how much Enugu pays Docs?

This just means I gotta do enough PP and gather enough cash b4 I go and suffer oh.

chapatti:
Richest Soccer Players 2016 – Many might not agree with these figures below. But you should because these became known to the public After much research on the amount footballers do earn across the globe. As it where, clubs do not reveal the exact figures they pay their players. For the figures seeing also include bonuses and incentives plus match fee etc.
So below are the list of Richest Soccer Player – Highest Paid Footballers in the World

1. Cristiano Ronaldo – £288,000 a week (After tax)

Richest Soccer Player

The Real Madrid super star earns a massive £288,000 a week. This figure in his contract is after tax. It has been reveled that he owns most of his image rights with the club at the same time he has many endorsement deals with major brands like Nike, Coca-Cola, Castrol, Konami, Motorola, Herbalife, KFC, Tag Heuer, Emirates, Armani etc.

A close source reveals that the Madrid man has launched his very own underwear brand called CR7 which increase him yearly income.

2. Lionel Messi – £275,000 a week (After tax)

Lionel Messi

No doubt he is the best player on planet earth. The Argentine also enjoy a massive pay hike immediately he renewed his recent contract extension with FC barcelona which makes him worlds second highest paid footballer with weekly salary of £275,000. Woah this is cool cash.

Lionel Messi has many endorsement deals from the likes of Adidas, Turkish Airlines, Pepsi Herbalife, EA Sports, Dolce & Gabanna, Gillette, of which most major brands are the competitors of the Madrid's Ronaldo brand, for example Messi endorses Pepsi while ronaldo endorse Coca Cola, Messi has Adidas as his sponsor while ronaldo has Nike. This is very interesting because this has made them both of them to competite both on and off the field.

3. Wayne Rooney – £250,000 a week

Wayne Rooney 1

As it stands now, Wayne Rooney is the 3rd highest paid player in the world and that makes highest paid footballer in premier league. This pay came as he extended his contract deal last year to stay with United that earned him a weekly salary of around £255,000, although his overall stock has come down dramatically after couple of poor seasons with United.

According to reports Wayne Rooney major endorsement deal include Nike, Coca Cola, and EA Sports.
For the complete list, click >>> Top 10 Richest Soccer Players 2016

What if the club decides to cut dr pay before renewing an expired contract.

mzvyne:
That was just wishful thinking...

Okay.

mzvyne:
If man were God.

God created us to be like Him not to BE Him.

mzvyne:
WOW!
Entitled
That's Heavy.

Yeah i know its heavy dats why I made sure I never disvirgined any girl even when I had d chance to...dat makes me entitled to a virgin.

Carnations:
This virginity thing. It seems a big issue for you. And it’s generating awkward contradictions in you. It’s the hidden reason you’re struggling with your emotions. You’re conflicted inside because you know you have no standing.

Okay, here’s the thing: In life, you must learn to use appropriate yardstick to judge and determine issues. You don’t use a ruler for example to measure the purity of water. That’s an inappropriate instrument though a measurement. Neither do you use a stethoscope to measure the pressure of a tyre. It’s a wrong pressure gauge. In the same manner, you can’t use dutifulness in church as parameter to determine the suitability of a conjugal prospect. It can serve as corroborative factor or even corroborant, but it cannot be the primary basis of consideration. A good church worker is not necessarily going to be a good wife, though the word “good” is common. Two separate issues. I mean, that she can sing down the heavens doesn’t mean she will make you a good wife. Vocal dexterity is not qualification for coupling. Choir is not a marriage context. If you base your marriage decision on her ability to sing, you’re clearly using a wrong means of measurement. A singing voice for example cannot help you determine if she’s clean or a relative of Unhygienix of Asterix fame. That’s how people arrive at wrong marital decisions. They use wrong parameters. And such a mistake can prove very costly to a man in particular.

Now let’s come to your issue. You want to marry a virgin. But there’s an inherent contradiction in your quest. You can’t test her virginity unless you sleep with her, in which case she’ll no longer be and you won’t marry a virgin. The truth is, all you have is her word. It’s what she says she is that she is at this stage of your relationship. You can’t even verify her word without compromising your faith. Now, here’s the irony of your quest for a virgin wife: You’re not a virgin yourself. At some point before you embraced your faith you engaged in sexual congresses. In other words, you have a past. In the same vein, she also has a past. But you’re willing to embrace your past but not hers.


As per your wife you want to be the man who “hit it first”, but tell me, the women you hit first who’ll marry those? In essence you can’t take what you dished out. The idea of someone being there before you consternates you. You can’t handle it, ironically. The reason she’s not giving you the confirmation you want on her virgin status is probably because she’s not. She likes you, wants you, but you’ve put impediment on progress: demanded for something she can’t amend retroactively. And so she can’t lie about her past, and she can’t tell you the truth either. Stalemate. You somehow think that her non-virginal status is indicative of a colourful and flavourful past. Perhaps. Same applies to you I guess. But you’ve not told me who she really is, just her sexual history. You didn’t indicate if she’s a loving and kindhearted woman. Whether or not she’s caring. You’ve not told me whether she’s trustworthy, whether she’s someone you can entrust your life to. And it’s not as if you’re accusing her of promiscuity. So the broken hymen just indicates she’s had sex in the past.

What I’m trying to say is, virginity is really not a test of whether someone will make you a good wife. You’re using a ruler to measure tyre pressure. Now if virginity is a psychological barrier for you, I’d say don’t go into marriage with her. You’ll keep judging her in the present because you can’t deal with her past. I’ll advice you keep your imagination in check. Stop imagining someone in the past on top of her. It’s unhelpful. But you have to reconcile yourself to the possibility you may not marry a virgin. Being real! Learn to be real in life. Your generation is very experimental with sex, and sexual imagery is so pervasive. Your music videos are highly suggestive. Think Anaconda. You’re being conditioned to accept raw sexuality. That conditioning generates results. Makes kids want to experiment with sex.

Be careful that your quest for virginity doesn’t make you miss a very wonderful and loving woman. Perhaps the first thing you ought to consider is what you want in a wife, what should you want in a wife. If this woman meets your criteria of a good wife to you I’d say go for her. You don’t want to regret not marrying her. If you marry an alternate, note that the virginity qualification will end on your wedding night. Then the marriage begins. You don’t want a wife who qualifies for only the wedding night do you? What happens in the days and years ahead? The faith you avow is very much anchored on Paul’s immortal words: If any man (or woman) be in Christ, he or she is a new creature. Old things have passed away. All things have become new. It’s either you’re going to accept God’s word concerning this lady or not. The decision is yours.

If you don’t however, that will be most unfortunate. I’m sure you’ve read about Pharisees. They were fond of using differing standards- one for themselves, another for others. Jesus had a running battle with those guys. You’re not a Pharisee are you? You can’t judge this lady by one set of standards and use another for yourself. It’s pharisaic.

http://manly.ng/nigerian-man-marry-a-virgin/


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Tho I've banged lots of babes, I've never disvirgined any so I'm entitled to a virgin.

Geofavor:
please take a chill pill. I wasn't making any point in the first place. A little sense of humour is what you need. Others saw that same post and laughed (they knew I was just joking). Kulu temper biko.

If you read my last statement, I guess you'll see who needs a pill.

opey112:
Tandi guarana nko

Pali Soda is my kind of drink

opey112:
Tandi guarana nko

Pali Soda is my kind of drink