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igben:
World's first public 'MASTURBATION BOOTH' for stressed out workers to relieve themselves has reportedly opened in New York, according to reports.

A company that designs a line of male intimacy gadgets known as 'guybrators' is apparently behind the unlikely-sounding idea, suggesting that stressed out men need a place to be able to masturbate during the day.

According to hellou the masturbation booth know as 'Guyfi booth' comes complete with a chair, a laptop – for inspiration – and a curtain for privacy.

The wesbite claims the first booth just opened in Manhattan although this cannot be verified and it is unknown whether the existence of such a booth would breach any public decency laws.

Speaking to hellou, the brains behind the invention Adam Lewis said:"There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan.

"We are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth.

"We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge

"It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand.

"We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk. "

We can't quite imagine explaining that one to the boss.

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SOURCE:
http://weirdnews247..com.ng/

Some ppls d!ck go soon peel off.

LordEmperoris1:
So it means customs will be seizing more goods for bubu almajiri people

note that goods are mostly owned by igbo

Apc is a scam

Almajiris will rather die waiting for free handouts like ds dan hussle....bambiala infested brains!

Genea:
maybe bt cooking is stressfl joor,e no easy,esp when the hot stew or oil splash on u when u r cooking

*indomie girl* alert!

Starttell:
I pity that Nairalander who came on Front-page yesterday, to tell us how his wife says he looks like Tekno.
The Amazing thing is that the Nairander should be over 15 years older than Tekno, yet his wife still compares him with the small boy and he is happy to announce it on Nairaland.
I for just send my wife packing if na me.

lmao! don't be surprised if d wiff dey fantasize about Tekno for her dream oh.

LEOSIRSIR:
Another olosho again

the tin pain Tekno die...lols!

CharlyNick:
Anything wrong with that?



2Bedroom Flat with 2 toilet available in Eliozu, Port-Harcourt @250k. Steady water supply, spacious Rooms, Fenced compound. Click on my name for more details of the house.

Are the floors tiled?

sickstars:
the guy is happy he found his dream wife

hubby may i b ur dream girl?

The guy seem more excited dan d lady

Its obvious the bride didnt sleep well see her eyes

A grown ass man crying because of ds small girl...mtchew!

SirJeffry:
He should send that to a zoo immediately, such animals are rare to see.

But I'm sure abo-ki has other plans though.

Orisirisi eran ko...Oluwatobiloba!

mikolo80:
he felt honoured to shine a former army chief of staff boot. former military police. you civilians will not understand

Tell dem jarey, he's tapping into d "anointing"

brainpower:
If those pics aren't photoshopped then we have ourselves a cheater. This is why most experienced men don't kill themselves just because a woman is cheating or not. No matter how rich or handsome or romantic or good in bed you are, a woman that wants to cheat will find a reason. Now, why would a woman cheat on Ice Prince and yet profess love for him as well.
Anyway, I hope she comes out to PROVE otherwise, maybe they are just related.

The same reason a Man will cheat on his babe with anoda chik even after professing love to his woman....

We both love sex, we both cheat, we are not d same but equal...EOD.

pretts:
Yes it will...how soon is what can't be predicted! Personally, the fact that the CBN stopped selling to BDCs is a brilliant idea to me...people should be allowed to source for forex especially at this critical time when the CBN is not able to meet up with demand, but with a bit of regulation ($10000 daily limit by the banks sounds good at this time)

so how does source forex without a.boki?

modath:
Wish you had a magic ball to hold on right ?

CBN has even lifted restriction on transfers, BDCs will hate this government aswear!!!!
Now folks hiding USD in their closets will bring it out by force & it will force down BM... Sigh of relief..

Does it mean the dollar is coming down anytime soon cos it really has to oh with d terrible rate at which naira is crashing.

Blunttalker:
I swear e still dey pain Dammy Krane. That moment when somebody you can beat attacks you and before you can retaliate, the people of God will come and hold you down. I swear it can pain

did Krane really have a Remy bottle cracked on his head...he doesn't look it....but if he did he should go for a head CT oh b4 we hear stories dat touch.

EnterPRO:
maybe the N1m can get you the kind of car you can use for Uber Taxi business?


that way you generate income with the car when not in use?


saw a thread somewhere on the specs they accept.




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you can as well use the Uber biz to fund your bar and use the bar biz to maintain the car. [/s]

Very sound advice I must say but I'm really scared of taxi biz...you know d way dse people are with their storystory...I no fit go get hypertension oh!

Joebo:
oh is it? how come there are over 1k views & only 3 request for offers; 2 I rejected? how come of the same specs of EOD on NL non have sold above N1.3MM? over the years I have discovered that there are 3 general type of users of the auto section a. the buyers b. the viewers c. the "something must be fishy". which are you? And to answer your question; no; all I want to tell about the vehicle is in the first & second post of the thread.. Yes there are scammers out there and everywhere; but then not all car sellers/dealers on NL are scammers..[no thanks to them Inspired & co.]...& thanks for the inquiry.

Accepting 1million for a TOKS leather seated eod is just fishy in my opinion. Don't take it d wrong way as I'm not here to spoil your biz but at same time won't voice out on something datz questionable.

I may be out of touch with current car prices sha...who knows!

130k/month being the least amount for self-contained apartment is 3much abeg...dat guy wey dey advert for here should take note!

1.3 million is too small for a leather seated eod and now you're agreeing to even 1million.

Is there something you aint telling us?

Jonyblaze:
You can buy a peugeot 307 from cotonou for about 450k and that includes bringing it to Nigeria. However that is for the manual version, I don't know how much the automatic version would cost, but you can make your enquires, and then you can use the rest to start a business

Are you sure 450 will suffice for a toks 307 even a Manual tranny....cos I'm just seeing naija used auto going for 650k.

Thanks for d advice still.

buruike:
Pls house anyone with news on dollar exchange rate in d market?

check abokifx.com

yimikaa:
Banks are making a lot of money from this roundtripping with the help of CBN.

They make dollar scarce on purpose so the parallel market rate will be high and they cut deals with the BDC operators. You'll always see mallams every morning at almost all banks especially GTBank.


^^^
It's wrong. Official rates is 199 the op should have been charged at that rate. CBN should sanction erring banks.

CBN should make rules and policies to make Naira VERY SCARCE and dollars in excess and watch the rate at which dollar at the parallel market will depreciate.

You make me laugh...shey you think ds guys wan make ds country better? The same country wey someone dey pray sey make Naira crash further so dr own go better.

Bevista:
The CBN created that lacuna for commercial banks to exploit. I think the best bet right now is to get dollars yourself and pay into your domiciliary account. That way, the bank will give you back your exact dollars when you need it. But that will mean that you'll need a USD MasterCard for your online transactions. That might set you back $40 annually (card issuance/maintenance fee).

So you mean I can't get to do online transactions on my dom account with my Naira Mastercard?

I've got 1million naira and I need a car badly as I'm tired of trekking and entering okada and keke napep.

On d other hand d financial state of the country is a cause for alarm and it's important one starts a business.

I'm interested in starting up by opening a bar business.

I'm a doctor by profession so please put this into consideration in your advise...thanx peeps.

dbanjj1629:
Goodmorning Nairalanders, pls does it make sense for a B.sc holder to pick up a pump attendant job pending the time he/she gets something better? You opinion pls

People with Masters degree are pumping fuel in USA ordinary BSc like you dey carry nose...abeg come fill my tank jerey

yusaze2007:
http://www.punchng.com/i-dont-care-about-the-headies-award-kiss-daniel/

No make Wizkid steal your song oh.

kITATITA:
They both said same thing. The President seemed upset. He showed no empathy. After speaking he didn't move towards the parents nor look in their direction. He Simply dropped The Microphone and walked away. They expected the typical Nigerian way of comforting those who are grieving and didn't get it.

They must be missing GEJ by now.

TrollTrap:
Getting six packs but ignoring leg day... Man like Johny Bravo

how can one build d legs too to avoid looking lkke Johny Bravo

tsticks:
http://techcabal.com/2016/01/15/konga-com-is-laying-off-10-percent-of-its-workforce-in-a-restructuring-exercise/

With this staff layoff everywhere, one can't afford not to be self-reliant!

manuelzz:
Too many idiots but very few bullets...

Lols.

diva90:
Are banks still selling PTA/BTA ?

What are d pros & cons of PTA/BTA?

capspeter:
$800 @ 245 available
can only be used as paypal funds, or to make payment online

check my signature for contact

You mean it can't be converted to naira or withdrawn? Why is dat?

modath:
Abok1s buy cash , someone in the US or banking with DMB that doesn't pay cash is constrained....

What do you mean by constrained in ds statement.

ionsman:
Even though we know Jonathan gave failure a new meaning,that doesn't mean anything should be roped on Jonathan.

You only end up making yourself an object of ridicule.

APC unwittingly d path to self-destruct with this blame game....