₦airaland Forum

@ ayoolanr

You are definitely retarded. Don't come swinging if you got nothing reasonable to say. Don't be calling people names like that. Didn't your mum tell you that?. Since you are so ignorant and stupid to figure it out yourself. I will be magnanimous to break it down to you. It is Doctor of Philosophy (PhD) in Organization and Management - Human Resource Management Specialization. Do you get it fool?

Pink is fly. I gat a pink shirt and everytime I wear it, I hear a few grumbles but there are usually more compliments than complains. Ain't going to stop wearing the colour I like because somebody else feels uncomfortable about it.

Tennis. Represented my college in a national final doubles game. Lost. Reason- twisted my ankle on the first volley and I still completed the three sets. T'was then that I realised that silver ain't that bad.

Dan "the bull" Amokachie. No doubt.

@ Kasaliyaro

I included Alamasiegha with the group of dead armed robbers for a reason. The reason being that he rightly belongs on top of that list and he should be sentenced to death by public execution. Sgt. Rogers, are you there? Whatever happened to the firing range at Bar beach? Pls note, Gov. Dariye and all other political robbers should meet the same fate. Insha Allah.

If you can't pull any strings and you are not willing to play ball ( if you know what I mean) and since you really do not want to work in the civil service, I beg, mai sista, let am go. You no need am.

English, french, spanish, spanglish, yoruba, ibo, hausa (lil) ijebu, swahili, portuguese.

More power to you if you want to date Indian men or women. Don't leave home without your breath mint though.

@mochafella

I'm sorry that was really not funny, but then the political class and the so called politicians in Nigeria continue to amaze us with their abhorrent greed and disregard for the rule of law. They kill, maim and and steal from the people they are supposedly leading. They shamelessly flaunt the loot they have stolen from the coffers of government with the extravagant houses and cars that they have. Even some of their kids think they are better than other average Nigerians because they are (un) lucky to have shameless rogues as fathers. It's got to stop. Nigeria deserves better. There are a million and one people, perhaps more, that can steer Nigeria in the right direction. We need an end to this show of shame and bring Nigeria back to her glorious days. OBJ, you need to go. Your time is up. Please, let us all say no to another term for OBJ.

1. Shina Rambo

2. Monday Osunbor

3. Lawrence Anini

4. Gov Alamasiegha

1.Professor Agboola Gambari - United Nations

2. Prof Wole Soyinka

3. Gani Fawehinmi

4. Me, Dauda the sexy guy

@ chrisD

The world does not revolve around you. Get with the program.

The importance of NYSC is overrated. I was sent to a village in Delta state some years back and the school principal was sooooooooooooooooo greedy, I contemplated doing some bodily damage to him. I didn't do it though. From my experience, your gender and who you know goes a long way in determining if you'll get a cozy primary assignment. The only guy in my camp that studied Petroleum engineering was sent to teach in a school for his primary assignment while all the Jezebels (apologies to whomever is offended by this) with a second class lower and even third class in Religious studies and Yoruba education were assigned to Shell and NNPC. I believe Nigeria wasted 1 year of my youth. If you want to work in Nigeria however, still depending on who you know, you may need it.

Thanks Seun and cOdec for your kind words. My lack of maths skills is because I was young and stupid and skipped all maths classes to go hang out with my other maths hating cohorts. I will try studying elementary maths as cOdec suggested.

@ chrisd, no comment.

I lack mathematical skills beyond basic arithmetic. Pls, do not be misled that I am total idiot because I graduated at the top of my class and I'm starting my PhD in Human Resources Mgt. pretty soon. I'm just scared that one day my kids (if I do have them eventually) will need my help with maths homework and I will have to lie about why I can't help them. I will like to know if there are other people like me out there and what I can do to remedy this shameful situation?

Monie, Odeku is right. Let's see what you look like and we the council of elders will diagnose what the problem is. We are waiting. I believe I can help you. I have some half decent friends in Rhode Island.

What in heaven's name are you doing in Rhode Island? I lived in that hell hole for 7 years before I saw the light. Get a U-haul and skip town and you'll be a rewarded for it.