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slimthugchimee:
you still won Bleep

hell no

4reala:
"Blessing okeke", hmmm Even ladies are not smiling
I came to check name, and wasn't dissapointed

name checkers are not welcome tribalism as well, its an avenue to warn people not to mock them, btw lalasticlala push this to fp to create awareness

slimthugchimee:
na man she be

what tha fuq?

Scammer two:
This one is a Nigerian scammer, I'll post her number for awareness, she sent me a message ordering me to update my BVN that she works with CBN and i should send my details or risk blocking of my account, i just deleted the message after some days she sent another telling me my atm has been blocked that i can only open it when i update my bvn details i should call thier number to do it, since I'm an awesome detective i decided to do some digging and voila her name is blessing okeke and on Facebook she's also trying to scam people by posing as a large company accountant who have the ability to give upto 10million naira loan, kikikiki so i sent her a message as well, and since then my life has been awesome

My advice: dont believe any message that isnt from an official source, no official body especially banks will ask you to call any number before they can serve you or before you can win any price.

Run background checks on everything you see on the internet, miracles dont happen anyhow so dont believe offers that are too good to be true.

Never i mean never post your contact or info online, it has grave consequences.

When transacting business online try as much as possible to know anything useful about whom you're transacting with, anonymity has bad results most time.

Never trust people especially online, and ladies dont go offline with any nairander who mumbles some sweet words to you.

Scammer 1
The first scammer was lesedi armani from Sudan, she reached out to me and claimed she resides in war thorn Sudan and needs help in immigrating to my country, where she'll use the fortunes her dad left her to start a business which i can be part of, with 30% profit.

i told her i am not an immigration officer, she replied saying she knows that am not an immigration officer that all i need to help her with is to get married to her and get her pregnant asap so she'll become a citizen and she sent me two pics of herself, she is hawt , i was beginning to think shes real because she sounds unique, genuine but not desperate,

she said she doesn't care about who I'm or what i do as long as i am an educated adult, that she can seek help elsewhere if am not cool with it, and i said ok i will help if i can because i was curious to see how it will end, we communicated strictly through emails because she said i should be discreet about it, but she later gave me a Sudanese number to call her on, we talk about intimate stuffs and i was enjoying the show, until she introduced one rev. Maximo tigo hahahaha what a name, the reverend forwarded a letter from a bank in Scotland that needed my authorization for a wired transfer of $2million dollars, i laughed my ass off, i refused to print or sign the letter, after days of persuasion, the loving and charming armani lesedi turned something else, she requested i scan my national ID card plus workers ID card and bank details, and i bluntly refused, she started calling me a betrayer and all sort of names, when i got fed up with the drama i composed an awesome mail with testimonies from people she has successfully scammed and sent it to her, since then i haven't heard from her.


Heres her pictures
And attached is my final mail telling her off
And the mail from a bank in Scotland

slimthugchimee:
please decoder monthly subscription just ended, where can i buy new one

i fit subscribe you if i fu,ck your girlfriend, she fine?

unapapadeycraze:
Do you know oja oyingbo? It doesn't know if a customer comes or not. Dats exactly nairaland.

that m44 snake modafucker hates me alot, if i catch that guy for real life ehn, him go see

Am a celeb to those mods its like they fuqing know me, me and you will steal the same thing mod will lock you up for two days mine will be two years, the last one was because of that bush man called mbiush i got banned for his comment, if you like keep banning i wont repent I'll remain me, dauntless nothing will change that name, you guys aint gods abeg yall kiss my a**

Back to the matter
wheres my boo HateU2, since the election has finished i guess its high time we resume our lovey dovey again, i ask myself what are we fighting each other for, yeye election we arent the ones contesting yet we divorced for it, am sorry about everything and i hope we can get back to the way it was,

I have alot to beg all romancelanders about, while am away i learnt mhisbliss made alot of enemies including my bae HateU2, am not gonna ask about who is wrong or right but i apologize on her behalf and ask that you guys let it go please, i know her in person shes not a fighter she's a very nice and homely person, very kind and friendly, please i apologize once more on her behalf i am the one that introduced her to nairaland, and I'm supposed to be responsible for her, teach her the ropes and all, but i didnt because of the ban, she allowed nairaland got into her head and here we are, the deed has already been done and i know its irreversible, she didnt deserve most of the things said to her, some people she doesn't even know, used the opportunity to do thier own damage, to those people i owe no apologies and I'm going to stand by her against this kind of people, but to everyone she really wronged, everyone that holds a grudge for something she did, i sincerely apologize.

HateU2 my sincere and deepest apologies to you for whatever she did, don't make me take sides because i cant, i cant have you two fighting each other you're are my friend and she is as well, so both of you should get along for my sake, if i mean anything to you at all, let it go, dont go back to tell me what she did again before some jobless scandal lovers start use that to start another fire, would have tendered the apology long ago but one blabber mouth guy made the mods to ban my alternate for 20yrs, had it been that didn't happen? This wouldn't have escalated to the place we found ourselves now, let this go so they'll will be peaceful co existence between us, i really care about peace between you and mhisbliss more than others because i dont want to choose between the two of you as both of you mean something to me, we should be on same page, I'm on a bent knees right now just say you let it go.

Makydebbie i am sorry about your mum, i can relate to that i always get upset when something small happens to my mum, tiny headache is a serious cause for alarm, just know her strenght depends on you, so you've got to be strong for her, I wish her a speedy recovery, aging isnt supposed to mean bad health, people should age with grace, it is well sis.

3rdlegxxx oboy i miss your thread no be small am back sha

Mhisbliss baby am back whatsapp things

Then numerous mentions i cant remember i hail, i couldn't reply, the demigods put me in jail, people who should be my boys in real life fa, i must be a mod

notoriousDIG:
That's it boy, run, keep it up till you outrun Terry G

preeq NEXT!!!

notoriousDIG:
Are you running away already? Shey you wan form Django for mhisbliss na . Run away boy Run

Eff... ucker

NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT MY LEVEL IS WAY HIGHER

photoshoot:
He isn't supposed to be involved in this, stop mentioning him

hey shutup i mentioned him with his consent so he can see what the guy is saying hw is dat involvement

notoriousDIG:
Lmao... you mean I should come down to your level? Naaah I wanted to upgrade you but I forgot a pig will fight with it's last strength to remain in the dungs..


Did I call you a pig?



A pig is even worth more

NEXT!!!

MBush:
When you know me, you will stick your head up your ass

are you still at home by this time of the day?? ... Don't you go to school again?

Distract my Work again, ama show you why your pop allowed a plumber to father your w0rthl33s soul

Cc princeakins
Cc playwizard

A gorilla just escaped from the zoo

notoriousDIG:
Why don't you stop being a rectalgia to your team. What will you gain if you make me remind you how ashamed you made your folks when you turned out to be a jobbernowl. If you have an opinion, poo on it and shove it down your gone to the dogs throat.

smh please learn to write before i can consider reading your thrash NEXT!!!!!

MBush:
You wana talk of age??

You asslick an ugly girl because she wants to campaign for you??

You will receive an award of National Disgrace

Is that the best lady you could lay your hands on??... Then you are a gooner

I know am jobless... but where I am, You can never be

Now apologize to God for being a huge disgrace to Manhood

lol change the piece of plastic you're using its affecting your eyes, am not coming out for mr nairaland and shes not campaigning for me, and i wonder the kind of upbringing you had that makes you think this way like an slowpoke, so because i stood up to a misogynistic preeq like you iy means shes a girl i layed my hands on or am dating smh, wether she's ugly or not its not your business and judging from the way you talk people dont give you attention and what you're doing now is the only way to get it, am sorry for the hole you crept from into this world, you're a waste of space and air.


Cc princeakins

makydebbie:
thanks dear...you still keep up thanks alot..my boring diary..its la vie est belle biko

lol i do keep up, I'm responsible for most of the likes and shares its entertaining and yours is the only diary i read because you're funny, keep it up girl. And i didn't spell it correctly because french is a nono for me i hate it the way i hate arabic.

MBush:
hey a$$hole... I didn't focus on her picture you brainl#ss asslicker

for a paltry sum of 50k.... I only focused on number of posts...

Now go to get and get ready to be eliminated

i cant believe he's a grown man, i weep whenever i see some grown ass dude doing something as childish as this, just look at what you typed do you understand it? Bleh bleh bleh bleh like a toddler, what has 50k got to do with you being a slowasspoke, i know you and your goons have nothing to do on nairaland than this yall fuckers should get a life and stop being pvssies.

makydebbie:
yes...i'm flattered thanks dear..i wont forget tonight dear..dauntless15 where are you..i don miss you oo

awww I've been around debbs just that I'm incognito this days, but i catch up with you though la ville la best i hope i spelt it correctly though how have you been my bb, black beauty

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Yess time will come that they will toast you like bread when you become as handsome and rich as Ronaldo until then keep dreaming

How are they shaming you

AngelAhnie:
I'm sorry

better

AngelAhnie:
I guess I'm not the only one that did that. Why are you crying to me?

because yours is most painful