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TrapQueen77:
Want some coffee? Come & join me

coffee invites dont usually end well you know that right?

princeakins:
makydebbie ... i cant b so stupid throwin tantrum at ma stan supporter... I have explained to dauntless15 wah rili hapnd n ish with ma fone, en bfor i culd retract ma mistake, she has gotn a hold of it.

FIne, If u hv bn followin d post, drs ntin i hvnt pleaded mhisbliss with buh she kips turnin me down..

Its reali unfair n saddens ma hrt she fink of me dt way n she choose to ridicle me despite ma pleas.

You r a lady too put ursef in ma shoes, afta everytin hv explained , wuldnt u hv forgiven n forget ...

Am nvr an animal in human skin, am real n pple dt knws me knws dt i respect pple alot.

Dazzol i can say for tonyt. Nyt

dude its fine dont explain yaself anymore

damseyl:
I said answer 5 questions buh u answered all

Disqualified

read ya comments again you said if i get 5 correctly, pls be honest

damseyl:

mind following or changing your siggy for princeakins, its a way of keeping ya promise

mhisbliss:
lol are you for real, dauntless come off it am not yielding

am sorry ok? Its a mistake he's not like that pls I'm sorry

naijamakossa:
guy just br ursef ok

am i being someone else? You? Or who? Always minding other people's business

mhisbliss:
your contestant is not what you said he is just scroll up you'll see hes a wolf in sheep clothing

wao you shouldn't be pissed nw its a funny picture am sorry on his behalf

princeakins:
Has it rili come to that.. cmon . What else do u want me do

dude nawao wetin you do nw nw like this?

naijamakossa:
babe u won't regret it
just join our team FALCONEY

gerrara here whats falconey is he the first born of a falcon?

mhisbliss:
taking the siggy down right now, sorry @ dauntless15

bae whats wrong?

damseyl:
wow!

swayed right theres more where that came from so you're officially on my team ryt team princeakins

Lol nice one but op lazy die abeg rearange your stuff to befit fp, stop shaming me

Jadekitana2:
That's me

how come you're suddenly rude

Jadekitana2:
that won't add any $$$ to my bank account. there won't be need for it.

wao thats blunt

Dab2mydick:
abi nah... Wats our biz in it... u dope bro

thanks man

lovean:
hmmm.ah don't.

thanks pls mention me for d interview I'll inform my contestant when youre ready

damseyl as the manager of princeakins i present his answers on his behalf

PRINCEAKINS FOR MR NAIRALAND, HERE ARE HIS ANSWERS,

-If humans evolved from apes or chimps, why are the chimps and apes still here?

*The theory of evolution is an insult to Gods wonderful works am not an atheist and believe God is real so evolution is a fallacy

-When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

*Junior as well, mumy junior, daddy junior

-Why does the last piece of ice always 
stick to the bottom of the cup?

*Because liquids freeze from the bottom but melts from the top

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

*Ya, its a term for hearing of a case and his disability has a different meaning

-Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? 

*Because panties has "ies" in front of it

-What's the difference between a novel and a book?

*Book is a general term for every written work while novel is an extended work in prose

-Why is Abbreviation such a long word??

* Because it contains many alphabets

-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Its made of a material not affected by glue, and its airtight hence it cant dry up

-How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

*0

-What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

*If you don sleep there, its not a bedroom

-Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

*Old people is a phrase that makes sense, same cant be said of new people in that context

-What shape is the sky?

*Crescent because the world is spherical

-What is the diameter of a square?

* Square of both sides, both sides raised to power of 2

-What's the opposite of opposite?

* Diametric, opposite, alternate.

-What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

*a man is an adult in all ramification but a guy is an informal term for youth and sometimes a man too, but they both have the " wise"in common

-What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

* The more powerful subdues the other, but if they are both powerful its a long struggle, and might just die down with no victor

-If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

*Yes, because every life is worth saving.

-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

*Its the norm, and we are born into it so you have to follow the norm

-Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?

*Its a behavior peculiar to mammals in the cat family, lions, tigers etc, so i will say it runs in thier ancestry

-Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? 

*Because it sounds like nuh as in number.

HateU2:
it's okay

am sorry if it hurts you but thats how i feel, lets not fight over something like this

HateU2:
Don't judge peeps with on line ish, I have told you that.

am not judging but i hate pretense as much as the way i hate the devil himself, how can you suddenly become all nice and mushy because of 50k, am on point always, am always me anytime anyday, even in the presence of God i remain me dauntless as ever, assuming he wins and he'll take off the mask and there you have it.

TrapQueen77:
Hahahaha... He's not on my list. That's for sure

thats ma gurl anything for you

Dab2mydick:
you're right bro.. . And some guys have lost self control, they utter/type anything that comes to mind... Perverts everywhere!

seriously bro its thier life, let them live it

HateU2:
Whats d meaning of this?

how can you forget who he really is so quickly thats the juju am talking about, it has nothing to do wuth my contestant, am just curious

TrapQueen77:

I'm amazed o, this guy's juju on girls is very powerful

Dab2mydick:
aunty, pls manage them like that... Some are on weed u know... Just overlook

shes saying the truth and those bashing her knows she is, but they just wanna be what they know how to be a**holes

HateU2:
Stop hating ViZkiZ

i don't hate him i just feel indifferent about him, why do you like him this much, he calls ladies ho's

mhisbliss:
hate checking pms, tell me here

check the pm, for my sake and you'll know why its a pm

HateU2:
Well, during this contest, we are not gonna be frnds

bae stop this nonsense naw its childish and driving me crazy, you said you wont join my team i agreed you dont see me throwing tantrums everywher, its just a contest, no matter who wins its still Nairaland and we will still be members

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahhhah...he's my Big BOSS ..

mind following back?

Jadekitana2:
ok

i aint stalking but you mind following me back?