₦airaland Forum

HateU2:
Wats dat

finally an Arabic you dont understand, now you know i have an Arabic as well BTW i wanna ask you some questions

What is bomb sex?
Why are you so sarcastic?
Why did you mention me?
I thought i told you to stop talking to me?
Why are you even replying in English?
What happened to your arabic?
Where are your goons?
What is really really your name?
And what have i done to you?

HateU2:
one of who

them efelefu's

Lmao OP YOU JUST MADE MY DAY THIS WORTHS FP ASAP lalasticlala come and see

How did you get all this hilarious pics

OMG JUST A SQUEEZE OF IT AND I'LL HAVE EVERLASTING PEACE OF MIND

HateU2:

it seems you're one of them

You see? The key to appreciation is making them to want it, making them to yearn for it, making them treasure it and when they're worn out because of begging you drop it like its hot, now that don jazzy stayed away from baby mama issues everyone is begging him to at least have one. Other celebrities having baby mama here and there should learn from this guy.

thagift:
lol am serious ni

cries deeply and answered amidst the sobbing YESSSSS I KNOW, blew my nose hard into the napkin, gave it to you and waltz out of the thread

And a**ses with pvssies be smelling everywhere even grannies wrinkled a**? Hell to the no , i prefer eating on the top of a skyscraper

Now this is interesting , to even think those people calling their self honey and darling are people's father and mothers turning efulefu online is hilarious keep it up nairaland is here to protect you

After you do all d hekeh hekeh hekeh eleh eleh eleh for 1hrs thirty minutes and you think she wont be able to move her legs, dont be suprised she would just lay there and be asking you what have you done that you're panthing like you just made 500 heaps on your farm, all i know is a hole is a hole your drilling only makes it wider and i will probe and probe before i can agree to have sex with you since i don't know what am getting into and you dont test the Depth of water with both feet otherwise you end up not being able to finish what you started like our lai Mohammed OP thagift over there

ThaCarter:
I had a chance to date other girls but i didnt, i loved this girl so much that anytime i saw her i wanted to be with her forever. I told her that i loved her but never got a reply she is the flirty type if u ar wondering. I got tired of her flirting nd decided to ask just a simple question if she is just flirting that hard wit me just for fun or she does love me because sometimes she is so caring now becos of the elders around i typed it on my phone nd showed to her to my greatest surprise she said 'what is wrong with you?' immediately my mouth got dried, i thought the trouble was over wit a chaotic mind....this is what killed me she said 'y u no talk am for their presence' ...i cldnt look at her face becos i felt like crying that moment. I still cant sleep properly ryt now. Now, i am posting this wit teary eyes nd a vengeful mind...i will do to her what she did to me that she will literally want to commit suicide. Now this is what will happen, i will work my charms on her she will love me i know, just when she thinks all heaven is on her side, i will do to her what she did to me in front of her friends becos all she talks about ar other boys nd her girlfriends i will mimic exactly what she did to me that moment. If she dies better if she doesn't feel anything good for her.

bro i feel your pain but your problem is that you're being a wussy its abnormal for guys to be like wussies, why crying for her and you even have vengeance on your mind? Lmao with teary eyes, common man dont be a disgrace to the champagne of genders, we rule thats why girls are everywhere like cockroaches if one doesn't work, just man up pick up the pieces of your broken heart and move on to the next, dont think she rejected you, have that self esteem and believe she doesn't deserve you and you deserve something better. Its nothing to cry about, you are so nice it makes you seem weak and girls love the bad guys not the too caring mushy and nice one who is ready to be the puppet

All i ask is why why why all this animals be doing things out of thier selfishness and be fetching us bad names, now people will be saying Nigerians are wicked and girls will be saying why are men like this? And he has a wife what is wrong with people?

All i ask is why why why all this animals be doing things out of thier selfishness and be fetching us bad names, now people will be saying Nigerians are wicked and girls will be saying why are men like this? And he has a wife what is wrong with people? I thought some things only happen in movies

queenet246:
Baddest you.

lmao

JOAN11:
HELL NO.....but isnt that dauntless15 walking inside the flood?

for were? I d my comfy dry land o, and HELL YEAH i mean the mermaid comment, thank God flood doesn't discriminate between the high class and the low class, enjoy your lekki haven preeqs

jflexy:
One of those people wey word go enter one side of the ear comot d other.

i no understand enlighten me mr English proff

Isn't it too early for English lessons? Me am still feeling sleepy i am just gonna go back to sleep

Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh like a baby crying out to its mum for breast, the only thing you know in this country is constant bickering and complaints like a revolting parrot, OP just as you know you weren't forced to buy this phones and your country doesn't produce any, so why cant you be happy and live with it and let's hear word. They are many OEMS in Nigeria and theres alot of phones to choose from, they are similar phones from different manufacturers with the same specs but different prices, so theres a lot of choice to choose from different strokes for different folks. You might think a phone of 100k is costly but someone else might think otherwise, dont always look for someone to blame, if its too hard for you to accept it then build a fuqing smartphone company and stop complaining otherwise shut your hole. Jeez

Wao beauty without brains is a common sight since i was born, but i think its adorable to be in a relationship with such people, whenever you're doing something you dont want to explain you just use big English to cover it up and she will have that contented look on her face feeling lucky to have a guy like you lmao. But it gets boring over time though

Because they hate thierself so much to realize the tendency to be blown up by your hmm zipped my mouth and ran out of thread before i chop one fat ban

29. Imagining you finally became a musician, wiz toddler


Add the rest peepz keep the fun alive

28. Your look when theres no xmas goat or chicken

27. Your look when you wear the oversized xmas cloth

26. When you realize she only like bad boys and you upload your only bad boy pic

25. When you finally became a big boy by buying your first cellphone and want to show off in front of your crush by stalking girls online in her presence