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Itsrm:
Unfortunately the man is right. Nothing will happen. That's how useless this country is.

Remember senator Elisha Abbo who was caught on tape assaulting a lady at a shop. After all the social media noise and jamboree, nothing happened.

Was there VDM back then?

IFSHR:
Their is nothing honourable about that idiot politician, in a sane environment, he will be facing the time and he will pay a lot of charges and recalled, but in our country Nigeria anything goes… he will settle it the way we all know he would..

Bolt reach Nigeria
Dem turn am to messenger app

The man is obviously sitting outside
Which one be say make driver go drop package inside
Abi e wan thief rider car?

Conner44:
wacko jacko too lives in benin, he too likes to cuss 🥺 Plus 2 of you appeared on this thread the same day

Hmm . . . Someone else once mentioned such a coincidence somewhere here. Observation is key

From online engineer to online detective
This is interesting

Hope you won't make mistakes same way you did with the valve cover/manifold/engine block theory
Omoapena sorry brother Bernard come and see

Djdamian:
Dear Pilots, investors, and fellow Nairalanders,

The next time you refer to or mention Omoapena, feel free to call him a "coward" and a "loudmouth without substance," as he has clearly demonstrated today.

Thanks and enjoy the rest of your weekend

Message received with thanks

Main account will post
Alternate account will post thereafter
Main and alternate account replying each other

Is this not madness?

Conner44 come and see oh

Omoapena:
Ooh, I see you wanna go down this line...

Damian, don't be stupid guy, just try to mind your business and who said I'm prince charming, you're quoting me but your stupidity has beclouded your sense of reasoning to see I quoted someone trying to shame my shirtless image.


Guy, I'm warning U again, I don't wanna open your chapters cox you will be so shocked by the time I do as you won't believe I have such informations, so will you just hold your lane now?!

Nawa oh

Na your former oga you dey follow talk so

Ire oh

Barbiturate:
Make una stop these attacks abeg! It is irritating

Seun block this man

I spit on anything peace on this thread

Djdamian:
Insulting someone's face when yours isn't perfect

Isn't that madness also?

This must be from personal observation of both parties I guess

solasola:
Pls what are your thoughts on manual 2008 Honda city for e-hailing? Is there anyone using it here. Thanks

Very good

Felicity001:
Oga I no be big boi ooo

I be big man

Levels don change

Big man
When are you leaving your mothers house?

Omoapena:
You don't have to, here is a video to that engineer you're talking about, this is the exact video where he showed the step by step and he mentioned where he will be drilling the hole into the combustion engine.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1h1xUlnbi0?si=Mvw8d70ciRkCXLQN

You this guy, your foolishness and stupidity to troll on this thread is becoming toxic.


See valve cover wey this guy talk say them go drill for gas to pass into the combustion engine🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, show me where fuel nozzles dey for this valve cover.



Do yourself well to watch that YouTube link, werey troller...

You really have time to dey educate that troll according to you

He will keep arguing

Just agree that valve cover is the answer , unless you'd continue another 3 pages of pouring water inside a basket
As simple as abc

Conner44:
Dav1002 haff you run?


Well, it's not as if I knew you won't run . . . It's just that I didn't expect you to run so fast haha 😆

Ignorance is a very big disease. That's why someone would be ringing an engine barely 2 years after buying it

Yep . . . I'm looking at you broda bernad 👀

Bro I no run oh
I wan see if I go fit cook stew today wey I see red tomatoes everywhere cos I no know when this kind red tomatoes go show again

And are you in any way refering to the bros that just learnt how to calculate mileage

Conner44:
Okay Mr. I sabi moto pass everybody 👏

Can you enlighten us as to exactly where on the engine the CNG is introduced into the cylinder head for combustion

1. Intake manifold

2. Exhaust manifold

What option is your answer 🤔

It's in the valve cover sir

No vex
I been just dey greet you respectfully

Dey play
Lmao

WareLogMan:
Why are rides fare always on high sides whenever it's raining?

Flood
Drive and make millions
Then visit mechanic the next day or carwash while praying for the next 3days to be sunny

Barbiturate:
I don go lekki 2 times, come back!
Bro, I gas hustle. Bill full ground die! Even as I dey complain, I still dey hustle.....on bolt and yeye indrive! I just dey look that post wey that guy say him stop to learn tech and I saw your response.....I just nod head say this guy know what's up! Make I stop work, learn skill, then who go feed my family, pay rent and other things?

Different strokes for different folks.......but I know say God go do am someday and I go stop, cos my mind no dey this hustle again.

Lol
The truth is, the only time you'd enjoy this work is when there's surge and on weekends

It's just a pity that folks with nice rides have been relegated to bench warmers and tuke tuke motors with 2 strokes engine are now big boys
A country where someone with a 2008 Camry will sell it and buy Kia picanto so he can see change after hustling

The work can be tiring especially when there's no surge or some exceptional some days

I drove today I set out around some mins to 8 and I made about 60k net with 23k fuel note this was because I took advantage of the surge and by 5:30pm I'm home

Sirchiboy:
.
Bro I started this uber February and yet I couldn't make any gain.
All my saving gone on car repair .
This week I have spent 100k plus on car repair
As I speak I have lost hope.
Nothing in my account.
I know sleep from money to night thinking of my life

Thinking of going back to village

I guess you're not in Lagos and if this is true,

1. You should sell the car and venture into another business you think will boom in your axis

2. Change your car to a smaller engine (Kia picanto, Yaris, honda city or Suzuki type)

3. Relocate to a state thats more profitable

Options 2 and 3 is if you still really want continue in ehailing

Besides a lot of folks just ventured into ehailing based on "I hear say" or they heard it was a soft money making investment and didn't conduct prior research.

Especially when some folks here only drop the good sides of the business and leave out the not so Rosey part of the business

Conner44:
Exactly and the only part you can decide to replace to make the revert a clean job would be your engine's valve cover alone

How much is the empty naked valve cover of a typical corolla again? 🤔

What business does engine valve cover have with the combustion chamber or you don't just have sense?

And to think someone typed manifold and you still stroked it out and typed valve cover again

Na ehn

Glithronix:
So, as development don hit Orchid road now, make dem complete am asap. That road is long overdue.
I sympathize with victims of the expansion, but the road deserves peace.
Orchid is one of the best positioning spots in lekki. Always hot for trips.

MODIFIED:
Abeg, shey na me dey stubborn ni? Anytime I take a trip to orchid road and confirm the location to the rider, I pronounce it as "or-kid", but riders always correct me by pronouncing it as " or-sheed".
But wetin me I know be say the oyinbo wey get the word no get anything like "or-sheed", na "or-kid" be the correct pronunciation.
Abi there's something I need to know?

Much respect, bosses.

Abeg traffic for that orchid road don reduce??

Barbiturate:
The kind of trip I've been seeing since morning. Almost an hour for 7k and drivers are rushing it 👇

Use am reposition bro

pope191:
I get women 😂 wife nah subject of concern 😂 what I meant by looking ladies differently… omo does people no deh rate drivers atall. 95% of this ladies see drivers as low life. Sh*t is real… this hustle tot me the essence of having money in life. I am not a materialistic person, so I’m good with simple and little things. But brotherly just get money for this. E deh very necessary. Person go call you oga sotey, only to see the 50/60s in go call baby 😂 life no balance. I just have issue with trusting women now.

Widow wey get big ya*sh, elders no dey waste time to bury her husband. The elders go want make the husband quick go so them go quick cum

Nelochukwu:
Even d facial expressions sef the dressing unkept hair u know d guy is coming from a lot and still going Tru alot

It is well sha.

Don't blame them

Blame fuel

Glithronix:
Ahhh, who be this?
If it's not too late, I go advise make you evaluate yourself from that ladipo now.
Do not allow ladipo guys open your car.

Much respect, sir.

Why not

Afterall drivers make millions easily

This ember period like baz said their monthly net should be 3m

Starboytwo:
Help pls, my car broke down yesterday on a road. I was just driving and it stopped.

I tried with mechanic to restart but it would crank and not start.

Yesterday, mechanic said change fuel pump, still no start.

Today another mechanic said the green key symbol on the dashboard is not suppose to be blinken, and until it stopped, car would not start.


Like this i Don tire.

Your car should be a honda if I'm correct

Your problem lies in one of these two under the dashboard drivers side
Tell your rewire to remove the panel under the dashboard check where the inner fuse box is.
There is a relay there where you have many wires and the immobilizer. Its either that relay is faulty, disconnected or one of the wires is touching

Or

If your car has two keys. Then maybe the transponder chip which most oluwole rewires glue to the key knob foil has fallen out of place so the immobilizer can't read your key

XGhost:
While these are the ideal, I, from my own experience won't say it has to be. If it's his car then it can work. I use a 2.4l engine, however, I started with a Corolla but I was paying rent then, so...

What I meant is this: youd have to put in more hours that's:

10k fuel=10k net very easy to make

But if he wan take home like 30k profit he will have to net at least 60k that implies more hours and 30k fuel at least

2RightHands1Coc:
LoL ,I'm not . Pls share the telegram link. I bought 8k fuel this morning. Drove from gbagada to Ipaja.my tank is almost empty now and I need to top up. I stimulated price on bolt.all I can say is Omo. Mind u I'm not yet into e hailing still contemplating.im just thinking loud and scratching my head

While you're at it, my advice for you is that if your engine capacity doesn't fall between 1.0 and 1.8 maximum, don't bother yourself if not, you will work harder than hard before you can see something meaningful as take home

Halahhalah:
I seem lost on the objectives of his mission.

Same people he fights have no authority over the companies , why fight with them as if they can make changes.

He is a lost goat (ewu kambia)

His case is like a govt that removed subsidy claiming they will use the proceeds to better other sectors of the economy yet still goes to take loan

Na him type dey use knife cut warts like say he wan chop am

Ogbon sodik
J for jacksonwithoutsense

Sirchiboy:
I give up on uber

Crying 😭.
I can't continue

I have been buying fuel 20k and yet can't even have gain of 1 naira to buy pure water.
How can I make it when I keep receiving 1400, 2000 ride.
The highest ride is 3k..you will use about 2 to 3 liters of fuel for a journey of 12km and at the end of the ride uber will show 2500.
God help me.
I really pity married people .
Father please show me mercy.
Father
I am the little boy who Is struggling to make a living out of this but it seems hard.
Father
I have no one except you.
Please come through for me.
Tomorrow may never come through.
Father don't let the world to mock at me and say where is your God you have been bragging of.
Father open way for me.
Father the time has come

😂
In as much as this your write up is painful to read yet it's damn funny

Na bolt make you dey drop psalms

It is well

Jacksonfire:
You forget say now na u be the biggest he goat for here... Owukhor!!!!. ( Native circumcised Benin smelling he goat) go ask people how the goat be... Fool....

Did I seek for ur useless opinion in the first place?? If this platform is faceless. And cant yield any positive outcome for anyone..Why you and your gay partner (pearls) they always form shit for here?? As if you guys are above every one.

Guy get lost!!!. You think you can silent me like others..

Make thunder strick strike you and ur entire generation and the unborn..

you toothless tamed bulldog !!!

You didn't ask for my opinion yet you dey post complain left right centre


Like I said your disjointed grammar dey give person headache

Sha remember that The fool who knows his foolishness, is wise at least so far. But a fool who thinks himself wise, he is called a fool indeed

Jacksonfire:
And you think I haven't send countless mails to bolt?? Hope you ain't also daft like others assailing my post?? I only vented out for other people to assist on nairaland if possible. So what I did was wrong?? Guy stay one place and be neutral if not u fit still collect...

So how has ranting here and insulting Uberbolt drivers in Lagos helped to increase the fares in edo?

How has typing lot of disjointed oluwole statement on a faceless forum helped increase the Uberbolt fares in edo

You reason like a goat

I just want to assume all these your shenanigans is just for publicity

Doris4ever:
Why the insult on Nekede bro

No offence bro

Jacksonfire:
Another blocked headed uneducated Gaylord companion... Trying to use my glory to stay relevant in this trend . Guy get lost. If u don't understand simply vocabularies... You need to go back to school and study hard . Your IQ is already 5/100.

Another intellectual disability patient.

Glory of what exactly

Glory of wailing daily and complaining about the hustle?
Glory of constructing disjointed beer parlour sentences?

You and Felicity, same category 🙄
Reading una sentences dey give person headache

Be like na university of nekede you go

Jacksonfire:
Bro just a friendly reminder. Your IQ is outdated and it need to be formated vehemently without great feelings. It's obvious you lack parental care and brotherly love. If not you will not reply which such comment. Because I know you are trying to cut through corners just to reply me indirectly out of distressed and dismay ... Be bold enough to tagged me next time...

Formatted vehemently without great feelings doesn't mean sh*t bro

Even with your tacky use of big grammar, you still don't know when to use present, past and future tense

Looks like you sat down with a torn dictionary while trying to compose this jargon

It makes English language distasteful

Tueh