₦airaland Forum

Magicians:
Noise n chest beating no do am, all glory to God.

If you carry this hand, you no fit go far for this blogging.


Congratulations to C. Ronaldo for being the highest paid footballer. The forces are always with you.

donbachi:
Which does not make him ur boy also.

Tinubu will always be loyal to the Hausa/Fulani, automatically, he’s a boy to El rufai.

No sensible person will make a Thief his man.

Looks like AutoCAD.

GreatResearcher1:
This simping attitude should end with this month ooo

Okay, Alpha Head.

Eulalia:
Davash, please with all due respect, I don't like being mentioned In such caricature. Ok?

Whenever you guys go are goofing about, please leave me out of it.

No hard feelings.

I’m sorry.
Modified already

Millenniumlady:
Awwwww i'm happy for you toyin i'm next in line

Lol
So, you sef wan marry Nigerian man after calling them broke and scum
Ancient lady, I doubt any sensible Nigerian guy will condescend himself too low to make you his cum hole.

Double tragedy for dead body.

Officialgarri:
A great man indeed. Someone was there to loot your future, he couldn't even be voted into power but suddenly, he became a saint. Carry on o

He's not a saint. Buhari is the saint.

Can we rest now

Pearlla:
it is not possible.

Sorry, why is it not possible? Just wanna know please

Ifabernard:
Is nt easy as u think it is

I don't understand what's hard here.
If I'm close to someone, I don't hide my feelings.
Maybe, una just dey deceive una selves all these while.

Ifabernard:
There was a time she infected me with STD which I told her. She told me she knew she had infections and had taken injections to treat it. But I didnt c any changes. Even her mom was aware of it

She's heavily infected and needs proper medications.

Queen Joy Benedicta Oluchi has been described as an icon of feminism



Icon of feminism??
Dead on arrival.

Allornone:
We don't realize it but things begin to stink when we no longer need them. It didn't start recently, did it?

Tell her as honestly and humane as you can. And while you're at that, you might want to send her a cartoon portrait a night before telling her how cute she is. I can help with that.

The money for cartoon portrait should be used for transport fare to the hospital.

A girl you've been with for 7 years and you still don't know how to tell her she has infection
Wetin una come dey do all these years aside fuccking?
Take her to any hospital or pharmacy and get her treated.

All of a sudden, Abacha is now corrupt.

Fool!

Are there no medical practitioners in the North? Are they restricted from practising in US? Or is it Haram to practise in US Asking for my neighbor, sha.

DanseMacabre:

Una don cross the Rubicon kpansh

I'm still a virgin, sir.
Lol

DanseMacabre:
Nnugo sir. But be circumspect in your dealings nwanne. Except there's something you're not telling me Una don consummate

That grammar too big for me... Abeg, what's consummate
Lol

When you were having unprotected sex, what were you expecting?? Plasma TV


I just pray make two of Dem born twins each for you.

Congratulations in advance bro.

DanseMacabre:
Inukwa People we're not even sure if they're females to begin with.

If milleniumlady is a lady true true sef, herprices too steep like say her diamond-encrusted pvssy is at the peak of Mt. Everest or something.

Lol.. Chai. See, I'll not have you talk to my darling Millenniumlady that way. Apply caution, Inugo

I'll advice you hook up with Millenniumlady. She deserves you more. Give love a try, bro.

Wow.
This report took me Unaware.

Well, the court should 'Unawarely' sentenced him to death.

Great100000:
I watch the video and it was very horrific, I cried when I saw that video, the Man struggled till he died, so painful.

He died at the hospital.

RIP George.



Left a black woman for a white woman and was killed by a white man.

ipobarecriminals:
Ajiwe,Elemoro,Ogombo police station fear d peepz there

Ogombo police officers are cool..

Millenniumlady:
Get off this thread you g*y a** modafuka it's because of guys like you high esteem ladies like us are still waiting for the right man

See alika dey claim high esteem, High esteem don suffer. Lol

Miarose:
Yes, I will marry my father even in the life to come.

No, you will not marry your father in Jesus name.

Hmmmmm..
Egungun be careful.

Staying with a Nigerian girlfriend is like staying with the devil.

It happened that when the apostles started speaking in tongues, then, the people around started asking... "Isn't it too early for the apostles to start drinking?"

And I ask, Isn't it too early for the Afonjas to start complaining

TheSourcerer:
Took a bike from my house to the juntion ( 4-5 mins walk ) do on getting close to the juntion there was a taxi guy packing sticks to his long booth , thsys how he was talking and trying to enter his seat (driver's seat) , as he opened the door the bike slamed right in , I was able to hold on to the bike man as you would a surf board , he got the injuries , on him getting up he coughed up blood and I was just there on the ground wondering . . Obviously dazed




Then next thing , Ah na you ? Wetin happen? I asked about the bike man , that he was alright but the bike was not , I would have done Thanksgivings or sort , but I went back home drank beer and watched TV.

Almost same with my experience.. The truth is, I couldn't even recognize the byke man, he was covered with blood all over his face. The other byke man was lying lifeless on the ground. I was just sitting at the ground thinking about my life. Na hell fire I for go straight if talk say I die that moment, e sure me die.