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How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 8:18am On May 30, 2020
I have this friend, we've been enjoying the FWB stuffs and you can tell that we like each other so much. We've been together for more than 7yrs. At some point, we fell in love but later broke up due to some temperament issues and unfaithfulness. In rudeboy's voice 'she gat alot of sugar daddies em plenty' but she doesn't deny me anytime I feel like doing the do. My worries now is that she stinks and down there is not encouraging at all. I wonder how those men manage to endure that smell. The last time I bleeped this babe mehn, na vomit I no fit vomit. I had to hold my breath, stylishly entered the bathroom and wash myself with detol. And guess what, the babe don dress up before I enter the room. It was disgusting...had to tell her to clean up before she reluctantly did.
I want to tell her how bad her thing smells but I dont want to make her feel bad. Pls how should I tell her?

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Davash222(m): 8:21am On May 30, 2020
A girl you've been with for 7 years and you still don't know how to tell her she has infection
Wetin una come dey do all these years aside fuccking?
Take her to any hospital or pharmacy and get her treated.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Soljaboi44(m): 8:21am On May 30, 2020
FTC at last!
jhux manage and tell her bro.. but let it be in a matured way

lalasticlala

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by bayotwice(f): 8:24am On May 30, 2020
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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Oluromantic: 8:26am On May 30, 2020
The last time I told a lady, she begin malice with me o. Going up to a year now, she still dey bear grudge sake of say I told her about her own self. She noticed I was avoiding her and she asked why and I simply answered na him wahala begin o. See if she's d type that easily get offended, just avoid her. But if her esteem gallant, tell her playfully so it won't look offensive.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Bilabong(m): 8:26am On May 30, 2020
This early morning Abi... I don't have what to tell u... Righteousness take mic, tell him something.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Allornone(f): 8:27am On May 30, 2020
We don't realize it but things begin to stink when we no longer need them. It didn't start recently, did it?

Tell her as honestly and humane as you can. And while you're at that, you might want to send her a cartoon portrait a night before telling her how cute she is. I can help with that.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by blesskewe(f): 8:28am On May 30, 2020
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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Davash222(m): 8:29am On May 30, 2020
Allornone:
We don't realize it but things begin to stink when we no longer need them. It didn't start recently, did it?

Tell her as honestly and humane as you can. And while you're at that, you might want to send her a cartoon portrait a night before telling her how cute she is. I can help with that.
The money for cartoon portrait should be used for transport fare to the hospital.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by anthonyuncle(m): 8:30am On May 30, 2020
tell her straight up in a respectable way
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Oluromantic: 8:31am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:
A girl you've been with for 7 years and you still don't know how to tell her she has infection
Wetin una come dey do all these years aside fuccking?
Take her to any hospital or pharmacy and get her treated.
No be infection always. Most times na just poor hygiene

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Oluromantic: 8:32am On May 30, 2020
Allornone:
We don't realize it but things begin to stink when we no longer need them. It didn't start recently, did it?

Tell her as honestly and humane as you can. And while you're at that, you might want to send her a cartoon portrait a night before telling her how cute she is. I can help with that.
You're realistic. I like this
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Allornone(f): 8:33am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:

The money for cartoon portrait should be used for transport fare to the hospital.
Her problem isn't money, it's odour.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 8:33am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:
A girl you've been with for 7 years and you still don't know how to tell her she has infection
Wetin una come dey do all these years aside fuccking?
Take her to any hospital or pharmacy and get her treated.
There was a time she infected me with STD which I told her. She told me she knew she had infections and had taken injections to treat it. But I didnt c any changes. Even her mom was aware of it
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 8:34am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:
A girl you've been with for 7 years and you still don't know how to tell her she has infection
Wetin una come dey do all these years aside fuccking?
Take her to any hospital or pharmacy and get her treated.
Is nt easy as u think it is
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Davash222(m): 8:35am On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

There was a time she infected me with STD which I told her. She told me she knew she had infections and had taken injections to treat it. But I didnt c any changes. Even her mom was aware of it
She's heavily infected and needs proper medications.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Pearlla(f): 8:35am On May 30, 2020
anthonyuncle:
tell her straight up in a respectable way
Davash222:
A girl you've been with for 7 years and you still don't know how to tell her she has infection
Wetin una come dey do all these years aside fuccking?
Take her to any hospital or pharmacy and get her treated.
anthonyuncle:
tell her straight up in a respectable way
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Caxmir: 8:36am On May 30, 2020
2 sides to every story though...

this your take, we the jury needs her own verdict.



but how come you are just noticing now? or you are pained cos she rolls with "sugar daddies", making you the "Broke Daddy"

Ur matter hard, na sugar daddies and sugar mommies go settle am.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Pearlla(f): 8:37am On May 30, 2020
anthonyuncle:
tell her straight up in a respectable way
it is not possible.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by kenzysmith(m): 8:38am On May 30, 2020
finally my ban has been lifted please can i say something i was ban forcalling someone fool some people has use worst insult on me and others i was ban for over 9months chai .

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 8:39am On May 30, 2020
Oluromantic:
The last time I told a lady, she begin malice with me o. Going up to a year now, she still dey bear grudge sake of say I told her about her own self. She noticed I was avoiding her and she asked why and I simply answered na him wahala begin o. See if she's d type that easily get offended, just avoid her. But if her esteem gallant, tell her playfully so it won't look offensive.
That is my fear. She get bad temperament and except I want it to end like this. The day i told her she infected me it was hell
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Nobody: 8:40am On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

There was a time she infected me with STD which I told her. She told me she knew she had infections and had taken injections to treat it. But I didnt c any changes. Even her mom was aware of it
and u still banging her...nawa fr u o

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by paulolee(m): 8:40am On May 30, 2020
chai...dis matter strong o..av bin in ur shoes but shes now an ex..when we started she was clean and nice bt as she kum start waka waka she jus de ooze dt fishy smell, i tried talking to her indirectly by asking her to clean up weneva am abt goin in and wen we are done even if she no dey wan gree and na by force tinz o..my matter worst wen c.d burst one nite n wakeup d next 2 days with serious infection wey mk my d look lyk burnt corn..ran a test n de said its serios yeast infection n i shud avoid such kinda gals bcoz c.d may not even help me...mumu me still call d gals months after wen konji wan kee me bt i double d c d bt dis time d smell don worst o..as she turn 4 doggy naim i perceive am d most n it was worst, gat to force myself cum n rush enta bathroom go wash with dettol n nearly vomit self, wen i came out she asked for anoda round n me no even kno wen i tell her say na sin n start to de preach against sex b4 marriage 4 her...no b small matter dt day oo

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Davash222(m): 8:41am On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

Is nt easy as u think it is
I don't understand what's hard here.
If I'm close to someone, I don't hide my feelings.
Maybe, una just dey deceive una selves all these while.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Davash222(m): 8:45am On May 30, 2020
Pearlla:
it is not possible.
Sorry, why is it not possible? Just wanna know please
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by skinny419(m): 8:51am On May 30, 2020
Bro is time 2 let outta of urlife, 2much of deek make punna smell nomatta what d olosho will stil smell.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Mawex: 9:16am On May 30, 2020
7yrs and you don't know how to tell her, anyway no go open mouth like Trump.





One guy for my side tell him friend so, since yesterday 11pm I still dey there na d matter we been dey try settle.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:18am On May 30, 2020
I nor believe. Where proof?
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Mawex: 9:19am On May 30, 2020
Pearlla:
it is not possible.



Pass me her digits I'll call her and tell her you posted a thread on Nairaland.com and I'll gladly forward the link to the thread to her.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Pearlla(f): 9:20am On May 30, 2020
[quote author=Davash222 post=90112652]
Sorry, why is it not possible? Just wanna know please [/quote
even if you try to tell her stylishly it's still would be offensive, as a mature being the best way to do it is either you sit her down and tell her honestly or you avoid her stylishly, hope i answered your question?
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by gfon(m): 9:32am On May 30, 2020
My own be say hope u no dey fvck that babe raw
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Pearlla(f): 9:38am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:
Sorry, why is it not possible? Just wanna know please
even if you try that method she'll think you're mocking her

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