₦airaland Forum

Churches and Mosques should calm down first.

We're in for it.. All die na die.

Preshieben:

I can equally disvirgin you
Yunnoh

Lol

Business gone wrong.

Dear Esther,
I learnt many things from you but the greatest is how not to love a Nigerian girl. Thank you so much and may you find love while crossing the express.

Tell her to remarry if kpekus dey scratch her!

How

Isele uku camp, Delta state, I saw a fellow Corp member in mami market adding sugar to his beans. I was about asking him if everything is alright, until I hear his language.

successmatters:
The day Dangote will donate even one carton of noodle to Unizik teaching hospital Awka, an 8.9 category earthquake will hit Nigeria

Aliens will invade the earth that day.

Igbos are truly benevolent. I wish we the Yorubas can emulate their philanthropic nature.

One of the suspects, Abdullahi Musa, said they were given N20,000 each out of the money collected from the family as ransom.




Only
You kidnapped and murdered someone cos of 20k
Smart people would have renegotiate with the man behind Olisa, kill Olisa. the man will even pay them higher. Illiterates!

This is the most boring and unattractive public holidays I've ever witness in my entire life. This Covid-19 don make us dey see public holidays as nothing now.

0KNM:
Bittersweet experience was fun at the start. Then gradually, it became torture lol

I'm happy to hear this.

In Ogun state, they buy human parts on credit. Nothing person never see or hear for this country.

A 20 year old Nigerian girl don't even know what is ventilator.

Yoruba fried peppery stew is the best recipe for abortion.
Please, if you're LEGALLY pregnant , avoid Yoruba stew.



Signed
-Concerned citizen.

Toke Makinwa wannabe

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
you've always been my guy
even though your head dey touch sometimes

I no just get time for your wahala this night.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
for you na
as my guy

Lol
When did I start becoming your guy?

Jayslicky:
I am fine bruv but this lockdown may entice me to start commenting on Nairaland regularly again.

Please do. We miss your contributions.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
davash222 hope ur auditioning

I go campaign for you

Campaign against me or campaign for me

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
davash222 hope ur auditioning

I go campaign for you

Campaign against me or campaign for me

Jayslicky:
I have almost 80,000likes and I have not been posting regularly for like 6months.

Davash222, NwaAmaikpe, Donstan18 would have over 100k likes.

Lol
That's true, have not been seeing your post recently. Hope you're good?

If I should monetize the Likes, believe me, I go buy land, fence am with gate, still have enough change.

Gforce2015:
How does pastors issues concerns MURIC?
Let them speak for themselves and leave the Christian organization alone.

Yes, we know Professor Ishaq Akintola is insane but he's saying the truth here. Most of the reasons these pastors and imams are crying is cos hunger is dealing with them. Their shops are locked, no offering money.

Seun fit broke after paying me. Lol

Arry110:
But won’t dey take the money from my other accounts
U know this BVN era

N
Don't think so. They don't tamper with my other account, I think it's beyond their jurisdiction.

Person boyfriend

Egbon is even chilling sef

Oga, calm down. Don't go to any bank. Be using your other bank accounts. Access bank don call me tire. Their calls don dey sound like Westlife sef.
They don send message tire.

ADwhip will be best.

For the wife to utter such words to him directly, I don't think any hustle or packing out can help this marriage. We're adults here, let's be saying the truth.