₦airaland Forum

As a guy, having a younger sister is real war. If you're a guy and you don't have a younger sister, you don't know what God did for you.

bottlewater1:
My prayer for you is you won't come across an animal in a lady skin

Amen.

My prayer for you is may God always take Nigerian girls away from you.

Women be personalizing Gbola since 1969

ZoneBs and BMC miscreants are our second problem after our leaders.

Seun:
The mod said it was a mistake.

Just like that? There should be punishment for such laxity.

pocohantas:
I never knew I would see you make a sensible comment in my lifetime.

I don't make senseless comments and you know that.

Na all these yeye talks dey vex Shekau.

From A list artists to upcoming artists. Life of Peter and Paul.

Make everybody dey their lane.
Imagine leaving Owerri to tour in Ogbomoso.

You refused to train your daughter, but you want her to be sending money to you regularly.. Where do you expect her to get the money? Prostitution??
Police should please release that girl.

CodeTemplar:
There is mass delusion going on in that north. So many things are built on stupid delusions. They believe govt is their real father once vote-seeking politicians tell them so. They also believe any one with a contrary belief to theirs is below them. They believe open hatred towards others is a form of holiness on their part.
This same state will soon tell us they need money to fight Coronavirus or educate the people better. Have you wondered why Kano haven't made their usual noise about Ramadan state spendings this year? They don't want to poison Buhari's mind about the covid-19 funds they are seeking.

Is it safe to say North and Northerners are parasites?

krissconnect:
Cos of this, some pple can travel from oyo state to anambra just to buy condom

I call them kids.

Cross Rivers and set ablaze are inseparable.
They're used to roasting dog meat hence everything to them is 'set ablaze'.

How come Christian Governors don't use State's funds to feed Christans during Christmas or Easter celebrations

There's one provision shop close to my area. We persuaded the woman to start selling condom cos the pharmacy is kinda far from us. One night, during rush-hour, I went to get my weapon cos there's already an agreed battle that night, man need to prepare.
On getting there, the woman was busy attending to 3 Deeper life women returning from Bible class, I bluntly told the woman to help me get 2 Gold circle Condom.. You need to see the way those women were looking at me like I'm assistant devil. I no even send them sef.
It's better to be seen as a devil and stay safe than to be seen as an angel and gets infected.

DanseMacabre:


And people still dey chance Buhari...

My brother, I'm dumbfounded.
Buhari is a toddler compare to this one na.

She asked you to blur her photo

Enthroned as king at the age of 102

vanida6:
Those boobs wey don face south nd north dere nah em person go come cheat ontop again nyama

Jealousy.

olumike001:
Probably this is His own way of fighting, you know he said he was denied access to write a statement ....this guy can think otherwise by employing a gang to cause a counter attack or even kill himself due to depression.

Yes, the police denied him access to write statement cos he who comes to equity must come with clean hands. He already employed his omo onile gang, but they were over powered by the Chinese companies, and now he's crying like a baby. We know their tactics already..

They're like the fake documents you present to your client before he/she can pay.

olumike001:
The havoc he meant is that he was denied access to carry out his lawful duties which is like an infringement on his right.

You never can tell what the havoc will be if he fights dirty neglecting the course of the law

Go look that guy face again... That guy be like person wey dem fit deny access to carry out his lawful duties without him not putting up a fight?

DanseMacabre:
But dem no touch this guy hand naaaa

I was even thinking my eyes no clear before.

But they draw their inspirations from same Quran.

I didn't see any havoc.

dawnomike:
The rate snakes are being murdered nowadays is worrisome to the snake kingdom

So, you're now the Secretary of Snake kingdom

Can this be up to Lala's standard

Probably yes, probably no.

Seu.n is engaged He can't go out for drinks with you. Dey your lane.

May D shut the fucck up!

M

Hushpuppi, e shock you say Nigerians no send una again