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Dear men,


Always value who values you. You can't be carrying someone like a bag of rice while she's carrying you like a loaf of bread.


Delete all her photos you have. Go to facebook and change your relationship status to 'Single'.

Thank me later.

Na all these kind threads dey make FP, all thanks to snake master lala.

Adedejinas:
Avoid guys dat
always turn off
their cars in
every small
traffic, sister
you will not get
even one naira
from that
relationship

Some of us off the engine when descending a hill. Is that why we're still single

M

No sane guy will engage in this nonsense!

All these task for a Nigerian girlfriend
Not worth it!

dayleke:
I saw you raining praises on the other thread too for slim women...

You are too much....

Slim women are life savers. Their reward is in Heaven.

0KNM:
Lol some of you are too dumb it’s unreal

Your verbal diarrhea is unnecessary, Mrs Wisdom.

Buhari and his judiciary just dey use us play Ludo for this country.

These people just dey use us play Ludo for this country.

Kendo16:
You guys seem to miss the whole point. It is not about whether intelligence is good or bad, it's due to the fact that intelligence alone cannot get me hard.
It's not like I have control over my sex drive, or what I am sexually attracted to.

If you want to get hard, go and join Nigeria Army!

Kendo16:
I didn't notice her features before I collected her digits, and when I noticed her thin stature, she was putting on clothes and I never knew it would be hard getting my manliness to stand for her, it can happen to anyone, don't judge.

Just stop please!
So, you fancy boobs and ass over intelligence?

I actually noticed that this lady was thin before dating her, but I never imagined it was this bad, she has no boobs, my ass is bigger than her's, if she inhales deeply, I could see her ribs, but I never knew this would turn out to be much of a problem. I am sexually attracted to chubby people, but




Werey!
All of a sudden, she has no boobs.
All of a sudden, your ass is bigger than her's.

So, you didn't noticed all these before you collect number since you are sexually attracted to chubby girls?
The thing is, you're not conversant with valuable things hence you're treating a slim girl girl this way. Slim girls are the best in the world! Underestimate them at your own detriment.

Stephenomozzy:

If we're to counter his use of the Christ at golgotha story (for sake of argument), how many women went to take down Jesus' body from the cross?

The women only came after Jesus was buried in the tomb. None was even there to help Him carry the cross.

GamalNasser:
God bless America , God bless President Trump and God help Buhari

Heaven help those who help themselves. Buhari should help himself first.

Mr Reno,

When the wives and daughter are sleeping at the hospital, the husband and son are running around getting money for the hospital bills. If everyone sleep in the hospital, how will they settle the bills?
Besides, sleeping in the hospital is not the yardstick to measure caring and loving.

A child is a child irrespective of the gender.

I wish I can give you a million Likes so you can proceed. You need to see how my heart is beating fast. Can't wait to see the most beautiful creatures on earth.

If you're a slim girl, God will bless you abundantly.


Modified;

Dear OP, you're the best! God will bless you immensely for this thread. The owner of this forum should make you a MOD in romance section. How you manage to assemble the most beautiful girls in Nigeria in one thread is orgasmic.

MUMUric is the second problem we have in this country after Buhari!

0KNM:
Are you asking or affirming?

Btw, where did you get your golden information?

I'm asking

Check her profile.


Oh, same person. Interesting

Shelumiel:
There should be a law prohibiting nigerians in the diaspora from giving out their opinions on things happening here.

Seconded!

Imagine

God keep proving them wrong. Their plans and expectations are to see vultures devouring our dead bodies all over the country cos we're blacks and Africans but Mercy said no.
We're product of Grace. Yes, we're not equipped, all thanks to our foolish politicians, but we have the Grace of God. We shall overcome.

President Buhari gave me expired rice as Covid-19 relief package


- Afonja man

0KNM:
lol. What do you mean her main is ok.nm?

Ain't you the handler of both account?

Perogbangba:
Arrant nonsense! When the spirit of death start chasing her, she will start running from pillar to poll for deliverance.

Allow her to worry about that.

She's paying her last respect.
Having people who gat your back even in death is grandeur.


RIP to a great member of Oringo club. Your legacy must continue.. We shall uphold your legacy.

sexylassie2:
My mistake

Exactly why I suggested you take a chill.

Blunt author. No time to mimick words.

sexylassie2:
Go and follow her with your chair to where she works and shop.

You're now confused.. You're quoting the wrong person. Take a chill, babe.

2chukwu:
Already we are into each other. She goes through my phones too. Besides i dont go about checking every dam thing on her phone. Just the porn group caught my attention..!

sexylassie2

Funny how the killers maintained social distance while our sophisticated Police officers packed themselves like sardines.

sexylassie2:
That is none of his business, they are not even dating.

Why then is she calling, begging and sending series of text messages?? Is she that cheap or handicapped?

China is just deceiving themselves..

sexylassie2:
And then..it is taboo

Okay.
So, what then do we call when a girl send her nudes for 1k?