₦airaland Forum

Madagascar has nothing to prove to you and your shitholè of a country!

Sinzu don cash out again.

Blue3k:
Are muslims a minority in the SW? If islam the only major factor then the should dragging them down aswell. Lol does their version of Islam forbid family planning?



There's an asterix.

So, what does that mean?

And today his driver is still alive while he's dead.


Moral of the story; always drive to stay alive.

International farm tools!

Borno 0.0
How

She's on hibernation mood.

kestolove95:
Am yet to see an Igbo or Yoruba man day hv sense..hausa dos ones na animal

We know your type!

Na Crusade

Nigerians wey no like work before
Nobody ready for work now.. Na till November.

phintohlar:
Can someone explain better to me what exactly this Op is saying in particular

He's trying to say you're looking sexy this lockdown.

Gosh...this is barbaric!

Nothing good will ever come from Nigeria police, always in the news for bad reasons.

Avoid Nigerian girls!

That's all I'd say if I could speak to my younger self.

Nice one Task force.. More lubricants to una.

Repatriate every 'animal' on that journey asap!

Every girl is sexy in the eyes of a 'Konjified' man.




-Pète Howe 1965.

Almajiri must go!!

Buhari and APC don finish us for this country, una dey look dem

Death is inevitable.

Olutola88:
What if you love everything about her but snoring?

Love is not stupid.

See her mouth like We gon pay. Pay your hairstylist first!

SweetCunt97:
Doesn't make sense

I know.

Officialgarri:
You are fond of spewing rubbish against your country all the time. Do you not have a job? If you are a kid, why not pick up your books and read?

Egbon, goan sleep

E pain Davido no be small. I can feel the pain all over his tweet. Lol

I rep Burna FC.

During my PPA, we were forced by the principal to pass everyone after the 3rd term exam. The pain of wasting your starched shirt coming to school Monday to Friday, teaching SS1 blockheads that can't recite 36 states and capitals couldn't allow me to obey the principal's order. I added extra 10 marks to all of them out of my benevolence yet none scored above 50.
The principal asked me to re-mark the scripts, I refused. My head teacher did the wayo for them. The principal refused giving me clearance form for that month.

Nigeria Army no even get Ammo, not to talk of punishment for missing Ammo.

Lazy people!

I'm only bothered how someone will eat twice a day and still claim to be fasting. How many times you wan eat before

ahnie:
Mr wahala...where ve you been?
How's life?

I've been around
I'm fine. Hope you are good, bah?

kikero:
Well, considering that there are increasing number of cases being reported among returning almajiris from Kano. (Kaduna for example)...I won't be surprised if Jigawa isn't being cautious.

The last thing they want is to send these boys home to their villages, with some infected cases, where the virus can run riot. And we don't need a covid crisis in any of our rural areas.It will make the crisis in our urban areas look like Paradise

How about you lock them up since they don't want to stay one place.