₦airaland Forum

PleaseRead:
Oh you want variety? Come be my guest!

No, thanks.

majamajic:
Are writing from prison now bro ?

As long as you're living in Nigeria, you're in prison!

PleaseRead:
That's the daily breakfast, then they bring EBA in the afternoon , and garri around 4 or 5 in the evening

They're even balancing their diets over there. I've been on red oil rice since last week, twice a day(1 0 1)

agwom:
he try small, God bless him

How did he try?
400 cartons for 8 LGA?
Each ward gets 4 and half cartons.

A serving Senator for that matter o.

PleaseRead:
That bowl of beans is allocated to 2 inmates , that's the daily breakfast

Is that beans or watery poo

The guy sleeping on top of the bed alone must be real egbon. It takes years of ruggedity
and some cash to attain to that level. I salute him.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
speaking from experience?

Yes, bimbi

Mtcheww

bolaayenimo:
I prefer Yinka Ogunmakin. With the way he has been managing Afenifere, it shows he will manage Nigeria better if elected President

Don't believe the honesty of a broke man.

None...i repeat, None!
They're all prospective criminals!

You even have to include Dino..
Dino will use our money to buy garage of super cars! God forbid!!!!

They should suspend Buhari first.

donbachi:
So what are the legal implications of giving a girl transport fare and she does not come.

Lol..
OP, abeg we need your attention here.

IPOB has come to stay. Who doesn't like it should go and die!!

The Malaysia returnee needs to work on his taste for women.

Demerit of clout chasing; no one would know when you're serious.
All the same, get well soon.

My first time of seeing a black Chinese.

I once kiss my friend's girlfriend under the staircase.. Then in secondary school... Fast forward to my 3rd year in the University, I caught my bestfriend kissing my girlfriend under the staircase to my house.

I didn't worry much then cos I know it's karma doing his thing.

Humbleness:
Keep showing them love,one day things go change.

What nonsense love? Is she Jesus Christ?

You handle them by avoiding them.

This is first class intelligence!
Imam of peace will pick the winners.. Lol

This is Home win with over2.5


Dear Northern Muslims,
After insulting Buhari and calling him names, Imam of Peace select you, will you accept the 5K from Reno??


Remember, hunger bad.

Own goal. Away win

Tomorrow na Gandollar would start demanding for 15Billion to help fight the virus instead of him to curtail the menace now. Foolish leaders!!

E don reach like this

Oshiomhole and APC would produce their next Leaders.

ToyBoyAaron:
Bro that phone is onions, the more I see the more I cry

When dating a Nigerian girl, the safest way to remain sane is to assume you're her 13th boyfriend.

lordmizzy:
The best and most difficult thing to do

Is to act like you're not angry , show her the text and then break up.....
Move on and focus on your life

You're just funny. Lol.
Show her the text and then break up
Break up what? You can't break up when you're not dating. The OP is just forcing himself on the girl. Check the whatsapp chat again, the foolish girl is not even bothered about the OP if she gets pregnant.. She's only bothered about the other guy's fiancee. This shows the OP is not in her list.
OP, I'll advice you don't show her any text. Turn her to sex object, and then marry her best friend.
Do unto others before they do unto thee.
Shalom!

She's not your girlfriend! Stop personalizing community's property!!

He sees you as a sex object, nothing else. Or can you give him long life and prosperity

ChristianNorth:
Do you stay in SW?

Not really. Why?