₦airaland Forum

olurili:
chioma I already report you to seun and lacasera,abi what is his name, and other mod,before I upload your picture,send my 10,000 back, how can you be coming from abia since morning and you never reach Lagos

Oga, calm down. Traffic dey Benin bypass since morning. She go soon reach.

So, NIKE have to consult Kanu and other ex international players before making designs for our jersey
Na Kanu and co dey pay for the designs? Such effrontery!!

Stupid Defence Headquarters!! Packaged fools!

NaijaDonCast:
The should arrest that dude is always hustling for front comment anytime there is a new topic on Nairaland, but dissapeared since yesterday, perhaps he is supplying the APC hooligans in Bayelsa imported and abandoned penguin meat barbecued from Wuhan China to spur their misdeamenor

That guy is just so annoying. I pity his girlfriend.. Though no sensible girl can stoop too low to date such person. Our 'darling' dead meat seller!

Hard to choose the right word... Bravery or Stupidity.

donbachi:
stop saying what u dont know...my younger bros girlfriend just bought him mamaput rice with 1 small meat d size of maggi cube on it...our girls are trying abeg.

Nawao. She no even add beans and plantain for the rice

Gnaeusmagnus:
The refrigerators are powered by solar panels(which are also covered by the money)...which is why it cost so much.

So, thats why it's 1Billion Naira

The way una dey use call money for this country is something else.
1Billion for wetin again

Nigerian girls are just so unromantic.
It's almost 9am here and no gift yet. Tufiakwa!!

My Nigerian girlfriend here with me now is killing chicken. Airtel everywhere.

But, no shaking, I'm still with her. Sexx is nothing.

Ishilove:
When did I ever say that? If it cannot shift womb then it is not it at all.

Lol

And who told you guys are getting scared?

To your last question; a man and woman fooling themselves, claiming they love themselves... how then do they validate their love if not true sexx??

One of the disadvantages of marrying a Nigerian woman.
Marriage is truly over rated!




Please, how can one become a Monk??

FrLukas:
I don't need to move out of my brown roof hut. That is my home. You need to stay in your own home. Thank God you are going back there tomorrow.

You can’t accomplish the theory of Socialization and Adaptation by staying in one place.
Have a nice day, my Afonja friend.

FrLukas:
I may never have been to your region before, but I've met a lot of you.

You can’t know your true enemies until you move out of your brown roof hut.

FrLukas:
Oh I'm Yoruba. I'm from the West, not South.

And the shame is not mine, it is yours.

It is your stock in trade to hate on a people and expect them to keep loving you. When they give you your dose, you start weeping.

Hello, you are not ice-cream that everyone loves.

How can we hate you and still support your Amotekun
Obviously, you don’t know your enemies or the slave mentality has eaten deep into your veins!

That’s cos human wants are insatiable.
Even me, I’m not happy with the jumbo size of my dicck. Sometimes, I wish it’s a bit smaller, like 12inches or thereabout.

How can a sensible person choose dry nyash over succulent nyash

Onyi22:
I dy sleep, u dy wake me up

No sleep for the wicked!

Onyi22:

Close those feministic teeth, please.

FrLukas:
Ordinary regional security outfit, they can't establish.

Shame on you if you’re from the Southern part of this coutry!

OBS crew should be given automatic employment in the radio station, they shouldn’t employ any Abuja contacts abeg.

Buhari is a disgrace to all Major General in the world, both retired and serving!!!

One of the reasons I want to become a Monk.
Living with a woman is one the deadliest job on earth!

Blu03:

You enjoy watching a gal cry? Heartless...!

I do have orgasm seeing girls cry. For real.

Blu03:
what damn video? I'm suh left out.

The girl has the video already, she will understand.

Add pocohantas and onyi22

Nairaland feminists, shey una dey see una mate
Be here and be dragging pot of soup with your brother-in-law. Anu!!

When you see her again, ask her “Do you have the video”.




Thank me later.

Roadtoyesterday:
Samsung didn't say you should struggle to get it..... Its basically for the rich



Still enjoying my S8plus though

Are you rich?

Roadtoyesterday:
Mercy we know, but tacha was suppose to be just a name in the movie "Power" that's all

Shame on you for even knowing Mercy.