₦airaland Forum

naptu2:
Aha! I've found someone that cares enough to quote me.

Wonderful!

It may interest you to know I'm the chief patron of 'I don't care' crew.

naptu2:
That's the State Chief of Protocol (SCOP), Ambassador Lawal Kazaure.

No one cares!

Petyprincess:
"Your face looks familiar" that line is so common for Nigerian guys,nd you d be wondering hw come i always look familiar?it took me a long time to know it's just a wack pickup line for typical Nigerian guy.

The ones that will insult you for not responding their cat calling
This type are worse ehh, naso one insult me say i am not responding because i am deaf nd dump nd they should rather call me using deaf sign i almost cried that day ehh

So, why ain't you replying his chats/calls? Why having him as a friend and still refused to respond to his chats or calls??
You think having unread messages and missed calls are class
You really need to have a rethink.

Stupid Manure!!
So, na yesterday una no say una go score 6 goals. Wicked club, enemies of progress! Can't remember the last time they score over 2 goals in away match. Ndi ara!

These countries get two heads What's wrong with Nigeria?
They're running out of snow, they introduced artificial snow.
In Nigeria, we're running out of herdsmen, they introduced bandits!!

Men still dey chyke Nigerian girls? Waste of time and resources!!

Buhari fed captured BH terrorists with bottled water and chicken&chips, then released them while the Nigeria soldiers that captured them are drinking dirty stream water.
How can a sane person not believe Buhari knows where this innocent girl is

helinues:

E shock you
I thought your Buhari is the messiah you've been waiting for? Ndi next level!

She's right though.
No one is even talking about the pilot, abi him no be human being also

Phone handset can not shield you from the rain, only Umbrella can.

She got burnt, How did they know she was raped

Blakjewelry:
LOL you can't speak for the Nigeria ladies. If you find it hard to get a good lady, then you will have to watch the type of girl you go for. If you are looking for a slayer then be ready with bag load of paper, there a lot of good girls out there looking for good guys too but not finding them

Story

Women be coming out nude but don't want to be seen as sex objects. Ndi ara!

Blakjewelry:
Behavior, lack of space, personality and lifestyle that is if she wasn't there because of the money

She's always there for the money except she's not Nigerian!!

And we expected Burna boy to win
This woman is years ahead Burna boy. Let's be frank to ourselves.

When the man stop giving her money like he used to do.

My only fear is getting married to a Nigerian girl and no one can clear my doubt about that.

Dress the way you want to be addressed. You can't dress like an olosho and sit in a bar alone and expect men not to ask you such question.
No sane man will ask a well dressed lady in a bar how much for a night.

Shalom.

adedayoa2:
thats because many of your girls don't have the kind of money she's got. Or you think its only exercise that's keeping her this way?

Beyonce don't request for big stout with Isi ewu unlike you girls.

donstan18:
Best combo.

3 Guyz and a lady.


Or better still, 4 boys.

4 boys are okay.

Who is metaphysical

Auntyesther:
for now. yeah

Not interested.

Auntyesther:
Eckxactly my thoughts

So, that makes us partners in thoughts

Beyonce is hot and sexy even after having kids.

Let me not say anything about her counterparts in Nigeria. Our girls now have protruded bellies more than our daddies.

Seems they breed She-males alot in Borbrisky dem family.

A woman who truly loves you, can't be comfortable sharing you with another woman.
It would take '13 dwarf's spirit' and 'One female snake' for a woman who truly loves you to forgive you when you cheat on her.
This is nothing but gold-digging traits.

yanabasee:
The Chioma B of 9ja...


This babe too sure....

So, what's too sure in that photo

Where did he vote PDP

Rukkydelta:
But people keep getting married every Saturday

To fulfill all righteousness and for procreation.