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Some things are better left unsaid, if you really want to understand everything written in the Holy book, you fit to run mad.

Oh Lawd! Where did we go wrong So people no come get shame again to even boastfully say they commit abortion? Guy, just pray for forgiveness.

Cute

This Boy 's long tongue is only good for one thing but I will not say it

And he(viktoh) even added 'God bless you'

Now, that nonsense, lanky, demented, scallywag, hibernated foool can go and hide his face in shame.

Thumbs up viktoh, more lyrics to your songs.

And to think this long epistle is just for bad news.

If they can introduce that North Korea law here in Nigeria then all these Afonjas rape cases would minimize

Re-looting the Loot... That will be there next step now.
Abeg, make them no repatriate any money cos we will still not see the money.

IamNawty:
Mine coming sooooooooooon!!!! Bf is still gathering money for the ring.. #diamondRing

Bae, don't worry. I will make you proud. Lol

Kids everywhere.. Atleast you guys should have considered the girl, coming from another state to visit you is not just a pole walk, what happens to African hospitality and Ethic orientation

A five Dollar note

How about testing him with $5000 and see if he will report for duty the next day.

"... the first day I saw him , sincerely I didn't like
him ... But with time I had to give up cus he was nice to me ...."



You didn't like him initially, even now you still dont like him.
You gave up cos he was nice to you, that means, after showering you with gifts and money, you started loving him.
Girls eeeeh.

Say no to masturbation!!

una don carry come again

Fidelismaria:
kilode


undiluted thunder


oga take am easy

Even for your friend to ask if he should return the phone na big sin for am. He should not even think of it else...

An Introvert is always an Introvert. Unless you open their brain and install all these points you listed here.

Na undiluted thunder go faya that your friend if em reason to return that phone!!!

Cutehector:
My female friend wants to sleep over at my place and I guess she has a boyfrnd... so whatsup?



What will I do?


I guess i"d buy another mattress, smth smaller. She'll sleep on my original bed and i"d sleep on d new small bed.



Are we going to have sex?

Well nope, I guess.. might seem awkward





Mr Op, do u think her and I will have sex?

No!!!

because I believe your preek travel outside the country.

Always smiling.. This lady is somehow pretty oo

As you small reach na marriage dey your brain

Not ordinary if you ask me.

ASUU sef will be disappointed in me if I return the money.


I will just use 50million and build my own customised school, just for me alone. I might even hire ASUU sef if I like.

Seek ye first the kingdom of God...
You know the rest

You didn't did not sell your body, ba
You sold your kidney then.

MrsChima:
How can a blind man allows someone to feed him if he can't fvcking see??!!!!!!

Ma, Scientists are still searching for the answer to your question.
Stay tuned.

OK.. Seen..
SHe's truly keeping up, no doubt.

My dear Funso, nobody is preparing to die for Nigeria.. We are earnestly praying so that our dear country will not kill us.

JeffreyJamez:
Very poorly constructed joke.

And he's even shouting Lalasticlala,... To come and do what kwanu

Must they swim

If an African girl toast you, don't make her look so stupid.
It took the courage of 5 Ancestors and 10 Dwarfs for her to toast you

MrsChima:
The mumu man didn't see what he was eating so it is no fault of Everything that Adams was blind!

He was blind cos he allowed a woman to feed him.