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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:30pm On Mar 25, 2015
ggrin:
thank youangry
care to share why thou frowneth?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:23pm On Mar 25, 2015
charijee:
[color=#EE7600]You're very much welcome sweet......davep you're summoned!!!!

[/color]
im here Chari.... lipsrsealed


Adaobi12:
. Wife , that means someone has been cheating on me. ahhhhhaaaaaa!!! Davep come and explain this lubbish na before I tighten my temper.


Charijee and the entire family members, am Adaobi, davep's gf since the inception of Nairaland.

the cockroach in his wardrobe, the marijuana in his rizzla.

Hope am welcomed?
shocked lipsrsealed welcome to lanicky's haven.

Adaobi12:
Me am boiling oh. If this is true ehhhhh....
grin where's the iceprince. Need some ice!

charijee:
[color=#EE7600]Biko reduce your boiling point to zero.....let's await dave.p[/color]
smiley lipsrsealed




Adaobi12:
ok ohhh.
(lets out puff of lots of air;dodges knife)


lanicky:
Like seriously...I no understand dave again undecided
this post is very "Colorful"

Trypa:
Hmmm n who jilted us?
xup dearie! Na who i go ask? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:12pm On Mar 25, 2015
ggrin:
angry
ggrin!! Hmmmm. Welcome
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:52pm On Mar 25, 2015
charijee:
[color=#EE7600]Gurlfriend??...only asked cos he has a wifey already undecided.....intro to his family members wink[/color]
(scratches head) erm yeah. KingTom actually welcomed her in. Il intro wif time. (dodges butcher's knife)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:49pm On Mar 25, 2015
lanicky:
Lol..goodmorning cheesy
(in machine voice) goodt evening!
Sports › Re: Pictures Of The Nigerian Team From 1994 World Cup by daveP(m): 4:32pm On Mar 25, 2015
samkolo:
Italian Gianfranco Zola (R) is consoled by Nigerian Sunday Oliseh after he received a red card for a tackle on Nigerian Augustine Eguavoen on July 5, 1994 during their World Cup second round match at Foxboro Stadium.
this pic looks funny. Like Sunday truly wanted to maintain that distance but say "sorry" the nigeria way.

Glad they are both great fellows now. Zola must be laughing every time he sees this pix
Romance › Re: 7 Most Common Prefix Used By Nairaland Ladies When Choosing Their Monikers. by daveP(m): 4:26pm On Mar 25, 2015
Hmm!
(wondering and pondering)
Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING NEWS: the King Is Back! kingtom Released From romance section Jail!! by daveP(m): 12:54am On Mar 25, 2015
"For he offended romance section's most high"

lol.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:47am On Mar 25, 2015
Adaobi12:
. Na. Am just waking up. I slept very early.
oh, okay. Any movies to keep busy?

Besides welcome to the family smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:40am On Mar 25, 2015
Adaobi12:
am OK. sure I am.
come why are you still awake?
lol. I should be asking you exactly that. Isnt it your bedtime? I'l be asleep soon.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:28am On Mar 25, 2015
Adaobi12:
hello
how you doing?
am good. And you. Hope you were having fun? smiley
Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING NEWS: the King Is Back! kingtom Released From romance section Jail!! by daveP(m): 11:58pm On Mar 24, 2015
(slashes well defined cutlass on tarred road in the dark and gives Usain Bolt-like chase) KingTom iffa... (hesitates) iffa catch. See how he's doing the victory sign like one kine celeb grin grin.

Meanwhile, 3mins to know who's up next.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Kingtom by daveP(m): 11:43pm On Mar 24, 2015
(rolls it all in and steps back)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Kingtom by daveP(m): 11:37pm On Mar 24, 2015
immortalvoices:
Leader of all leaders!
Boss of all bosses!!

Baba I dey o
Just chilling with kingtom and the gangs
Now that you are around, I av got swags

Longest time bro!!!
grin (shakes him) abeg o. How are things. I dey feel you!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Kingtom by daveP(m): 11:16pm On Mar 24, 2015
immortalvoices:
You inspired me sire!
immortal.... Xup bro
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:07pm On Mar 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Lmao! Okay
kulipie na badt combo o grin

KingTom:
No let him give me more time please grin
okay...

KingTom:
Na your babe? shocked
(breathes heavily) no put word for my mouth o. Dre11 and toniro: i hail o

KingTom:
Yeah wink
(sits on couch) ama watch this in 14. 44D
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:59pm On Mar 24, 2015
KingTom:
Ok, I do not have an oil block, but I have 3 cinder block wey I mould this morning. Our wedding will be in Ijebu which is close to Dubai, and your salary will be paid in kind. i'm a bull in bed! grin grin grin
waychachachai!


lanicky:
Seen hope ave u me pics lipsrsealed
i refuse this latest zobo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:52pm On Mar 24, 2015
Adaobi12:
. ohhhh. no p. How many oil bloc do you have. hope our wedding will be in Dubai? hope you will place me on monthly allowance of six figures?

if yes, let's buggie down then.
shockedshocked smiley (waves hi)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:46pm On Mar 24, 2015
KingTom:
DaveP wants me to marry you grin
(slashes sharp cutlass on the ground and gives hot pursuit) grin grin akuba adorba! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:19pm On Mar 24, 2015
JigsawKillah:
alright
a secret....I'm deactivating soon sha
when u see the farewell, you'll no sha
il see you backstage in (looks at wristwatch) say 10mins from when you see this.....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:05pm On Mar 24, 2015
KingTom:
Na june things o grin
baba said i should tell you that its been rendered impotent. Ahem. I mean the charm accompanying the dp. grin grin it expires sunday.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:03pm On Mar 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
lmao grin grin grin

tot u said u av a wife.
Ashewo

make i help ur ministry abi?

Happy Birthday bro.
more mb to ur phone.
may u find your God-chosen wife this year.
bigger u i pray.
all d best

just a day from my bday.

MarchBornRocks
(screams) grin nawa o. 56 and still counting.... Nawa o. I need to defriend so marchborn . grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:00pm On Mar 24, 2015
JigsawKillah:
hmm
Lanicky
who're the new girls here?
introduce them to me
I want to spend money carelessly again


Dre1.1 I sight you
Naijaboi.y ever since u make money, u done forget me sha
Logod.whiz how market na? those boys want make I carry gun for their head sha
Starshy.ne lol my bestie grin
Adaobi1.2 introduce yourself jare. nobody comes here without seeking my permission #Joking
charije.e God is watching you. all these Sugar here and there, diabetes is real o
Dave.P make God add more inches to your things. I gree you
cheriepet did u no what your granddaughter did?
who else?

remind me
I done forget many people sef
it has tey o

for those trying to get rid of me......




I'M BACK Y'ALL
welcome Jig. You remind me of my induction/steve harveyan era. Cant say when nxt il. But when its all sparky, il consider. smiley
Culture › Re: Pre-independence Yoruba Women by daveP(m): 9:48pm On Mar 24, 2015
Ilekeh:
Anytime I travel to Ekiti, I enjoy my stay. I love that state die........before Fayose.
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:40pm On Mar 24, 2015
Amefrica:
I just read what you composed on your diary with different monikers, mehn, I must confess you're really creative haha. Keep it up! smiley
smiley Thanks bro. I guess i have to continue for the March celebrants. Gracias.


ivyy:
Nice work cheesy
@your diary
cheesy Gracias. Tis a pleasure
Culture › Re: Pre-independence Yoruba Women by daveP(m): 9:31pm On Mar 24, 2015
Ilekeh:
[img]http://goldmyne.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/1394399_636805983038348_923638314_n.jpg[/img]
This very pix is in Senior English Project 2 or 3. Herbert Ogunde. Yoruba women!!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:31am On Mar 24, 2015
KingTom:
27 grin you are so wrong, is that how old my face looks? Dave.p was close grin
hope you got her birthday greetings?

Khiaa.... (exhales) smiley


KT you mustu change that dp today today. Haba now... Since frankbe.n days grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:16am On Mar 24, 2015
lanicky:
Lmao...oya come nd examine it na tongue

KingTom is....20+10-4= 26 tongue

For ur mind dave.....kingtom is 100+ cheesy
lol 100+ i doubt. Meet me behind stage for perfect and concise, maybe precise examination.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Done Any Of These Before? by daveP(m): 10:12am On Mar 24, 2015
Amefrica:
Tuale! grin
lol. Been shocked severally with that fridge though. Instead of get scared, i loved the "zziizzz" (shock) that went thru me. Now i jst laugh.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:08am On Mar 24, 2015
lanicky:
Lmao...grin

No be small thing oo....pls..help me shout 3 hallelujah!
Hal..... Wait that thing didnt enter the bag? Im suspicious already. I need to examine and determine(Kanu's pronunciation)


meanwhile kT is 1 and a half score minus 4yrs old today.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:57am On Mar 24, 2015
KingTom:
No!!! grin
(brings in flowing robe with a staff. KingTom understands and goes down on one knee to accept his "Knightship" )

me: I hereby confer on you, with wellwishing orders from Gustavo this.... This staff is a proof of your inclination to this post (takes heavy crown capable of weighing don hornswoggle the wrestler in a second and places it on him) you are as from this day declared "Patron of the grin Smiley"


(Crowd "eeeehhhhh" and applauses in glorified excitement. Hats and boots are thrown into the air as the "KnightTom" arises and faces the crowd. More "ehhhhhhh" grin grin grin )
(couples crowd the dance floor to dance to the pazzamezo)

me: And the MzMariah conveys her birthday greetings to you as well. smiley

N:B- KingTom has used that smiley than ENIKENI on Nl. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:09am On Mar 24, 2015
KingTom:
Bad belle grin
grin check out ada.obi12.... cheesy

is it her? grin grin grin


remove the dot and search.(whispers) chiwi chaaa shsow wdgd yes yes

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