₦airaland Forum

Therock5555:
mehn I dey AWOL because of school o, na boredness bring me come online today but on 28th I go resume

28th? (dancing any dance) till april! Better DGWOL next time o. (shakes him)

Majid's hands though. What are the "things" he's done with them?(wondering and pondering)

NOMBT

AmberQueen:


And ur question is

are you (gestures remaining words with hands) (looks@ wristwatch) when the time come, i'll.

Amber oh Amber!

Genotype.

if he's to become "pastor", witchdoctor, woli or alfa overnight.

if she is to become petroleum minister overnight


yeah all in career actually.

And to my question to you...

(clears throat and smiles)....

Missmossy:
Lol can't read nor reply my mails. My e-mail is faulty. Got yours.

okay send one via nl.

Herzumpther:
Lol. Davep you no serious.

I was able to finish one slice bread today. I'm adjusting o

Breakfast.

d'lite butter or what brand is that tryna rival Blueband?

Missmossy:
I know it as Licki-licki its been long i tasted it

(whispers it silently) licki licki? Hmm

(In kenny roger's gruffy accent) Kingphilip..... Be warned. Hotel hotel hotel. you you..... (hesitates.... Wants to talk but hesitates again)

Babyosisi and cococandy want to stir up the Gustavo in me.

herzumpther isnt helping matters either


hmm... When time comes, i hope you believe its me o. Nice!

I been wonder if una DOA cos youve been MIA and i didnt DIA atall

After the Op left on bike, i caught the aftermath...

Caption: hungry men chasing the chicken during sunrise

(enters and picks up guitar, imaginary band kicks of some rnb tunes as the winner-wooer and their wooes hold hands)pls say this to each other.......

'Cos we are gonna be forever you and me
You will always keep me flying high in the sky of love'

(repeats and drops guitar. Looks at the best deliverer of the night and smiles)

crownprince102:
Cow has NPFL logo?

so you..... Okay this is reassuring! Thanks for busting this must be recent.

Unanimous looks too cheap a way. I think knockout should be what both are preparing for.

The hype is 3ice that of tyson-holyfield's duel.

Meanwhile where is the Nigerian nightmare

Its not only Pillars that need logo revamp. How much to call 2confirm experts to design attractive logo either with pen or computer? #20000

even the NPFL also.

Barclays carry a lion, cos England is nicknamed "three lions"

Nigeria is nicknamed "super eagles", yet a cow is our league logo!!

These are part of the things that can make these clubs attractive and garner love and cash likewise. But.....

Your design makes sense.

emusmith:
He is thinking big

if he said welbeck, it would have been a lil less epic

Havilah93:
I believe we can still get it right in Nigerian football. We have way too many talented players ready to dorn the green-white-green when invited.

I also want to emphasize on dedication or the lack of it thereof. It baffles me to see how a player feels so unconcerned when playing for his own country.

Let us invite the best legs we have - those who are hungry and have the passíõn, like Monsieur Wenger will say, and I believe that we will get it right again.

since the days of Westerhof, i think its only two coaches that had been employed so far that kinda scared these kind of IDGAD attitude. Siasia and Keshi(they couldnt keep tempo long though). I know it looks odd, but if getting Old Westerhof back would bring back that sacred loyalty long lost since the days of Rigobert Song, then im in support. All these guys forming I play in a big club were babies when Westerhof was coach.(the same for Keshi's too, that's why they propped up when he was appointed).


I dont really like the way NFF insist on foreign coaches, but if Westerhof is called back. Even if Osaze rants on twitter, or Enyeama fumes via the press, i wont believe they are right. Westerhof's honour vs theirs. I think that's one ace NFF can play now(even though they've equally ruined the team via ultimate selection) we badly need a pattern of play also(we rely on chances too too much, thus we become clueless when the opposing team are closed up)

muyiwaadekunle1:
Is this not the same Lai Muhammed, Femi Fani kayode said he's suffering from a chronic halitosis holding a conversation ? ?

if you have some hundreds of millions @ stake in jagaban's business empire, i doubt you'l be bold enough to say

"baba o, o da bi pe enu yi gbe orun kan to le pa kiniun lesekese. Se ora bee abi habal tutupasti len lo ni? Mo gbo pe sensodyne le yo orun yi lenu yin. Its very chronic sir. Awon oyinbo maan pe kini yi erm chrNIC haLITOsis! Jen fun yi adduress Dr Collette (tears a sheet to write it down unaware that the jagaban's round glasses are focussed with fury on him)

jagaban: kini oruko baba e? Ilu bo le ti wa?

Fellow: (mixing fluent english with yoruba) sir just as wizkid sang, iyen "ko ne-ce- ssary"

jagaban: (blows conc air from his mouth........) fuwe fuwe fuwe!!!



(seconds later, the fellow is seen been carried away in an ambulance. He is on life-support. Ambulance zooms off and b.a.t aka jagaban adjust his agbada to the shock of onlookers. He exits unperturbed)


curtains fall



N:B- stay safe dont try what "fellow" did to the jagaban. Be careful pleeeeessssseeeee

(rallies in with crazy fans holding drums, trombones and vuvuzelas as they chant in glorified enthusiasm)


welcome home Manchester welcome home (welcome home)

welcome home home City, welcome home(oh welcome home)


this match was buried way before it began


its late to use the spade you have with you!!

(trombones and drums excite more enthusia and spark off rechants from 100guys painted red and blue all over)


this match was buried way before it began


welcome home City, its not today

para ra para rapa para ra

para ra para rapa para ra


dodo tilo si ah fe fe oh(gone to the wind)

remi mah tra la reti mi doh!!


(they dance skalalyritically and mock and taunt as they match round)

Only business-related events bring the jagaban to a church service, so i heard....

I want to thank Lalasticlala for not "Re-lalasticlizing" today.

Leave FTC for us o!

Phew! (peeps and enters)

charijee:
[color=#EE7600]Is it trypa?[/color]

yep

pretydiva:
Sad indeed. Tot she was pregnant tho..nigeria hospitals wit police report, if not she would ve stil be alive. Y didn't dey commence treatment on her b4 asking 4 police report? Things really need 2 change in dis country

you saved me writing a long story. Im i the only one thinking the reason the police must give a "go ahead" aka police report, in such cases another way to "eat and feed"? So sad.


The murder weapon even got missing? "Money must change hands" occurred!!

AgapeCharis:


[color=indigo]Who's wooing you??[/color]

no be us dey hia togeda? ImSakaInspired

charijee:
[color=#EE7600]Longest years my dear .....don't hang up yet, there's still time for the perfect lady[/color]

for now?...........

The one i have is onto exam tinz currently. (sights Kt beckoning)

KingTom:
Shall we?

oya now (hipertty hops outta thread)

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]I don hang am o but if any babe still reason my side e no bad [/color]

(hands him ticket to "boulevard de la esperanza"

charijee:
[color=#EE7600]Dave you've got a wooer?[/color]

as you can see, aint on that list. Seems ive lost interest. Observing things. Im hung! Howdy, longest years!

KingTom:
E no too pain me sha

ahahem hem

Gracias missclasssy, im nt on that list. Kingtom, make we relocate joor! The haven ive seen is innit and cozy .

Agapecharis, you sure say una don hang those boots?

Emeka Ike be like.....

(peeps)


Thank you chelsea fans for the warm welcome. We'l extend it to City come 10pm.

Claireshan1:
If arsenal no go house today make I bend

luckily you didnt bend. Tis been long. How are you?

ruudnisterooy1:
This is the reason why sometimes iThink football is not fair. The ref can just decide to ruin a game and nothing will happen.

Berbatov? What is he

by the way, where's Gustvo ... Well, let's see...

well the same method used for 5yrs knocks us out. But as usual


ibrahimovic, robinho, milito, hulk and now berbatov all trailed the same line of MIA on the pitch. I like that carraasco guy. He's like walcott except in pace. Abeg Mancity, we dey wait welcome you back home o. We have witness that the chelsea fans were very warm when we landed home. We'l be expecting your team bus by 10pm prompt.

chai you rem Gustavo? He's good. Doing fine