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Celebrities › Re: Naomi Campbell calls Malala "Malaria" by daveP(m): 7:39pm On Oct 13, 2014
MizMyColi:
cool
i didnt wanna ask here per se, but how are you doing? (removes her eyeglasses)
Fashion › Re: Why Do Women Flaunt Their Stretch Marks Via Sleeveless Tops? by daveP(m): 7:35pm On Oct 13, 2014
priscaoge:
The annoying ones are the fat ladies that has bleached their God given skin away undecided undecided They always sweat a lot and I guess thats y they prefer to wear those sleeveless tops sad
.... and smell like dead fish when the heat of traffic jam is high in the bus! angry
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 5:52pm On Oct 13, 2014
dopevick:
Ama ghost reader ooo, but u do make us wait 2much 4 update , nice story, ama music man too, maybe i should be helping wit d lyrics
smiley i wouldnt mind trust me
Celebrities › Re: Naomi Campbell calls Malala "Malaria" by daveP(m): 5:47pm On Oct 13, 2014
MizMyColi:
Another reason to stop using Smartphones.

I miss the days of 3310 and their likes.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:46pm On Oct 13, 2014
seunfavor:
Aw r u dear. Av a great week ahead.
im good its been long where's frank
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 5:44pm On Oct 13, 2014
obumsway:
Nice one ....following with precise velocity !!!..* crawls back to ghost mode *
(drags him/her by the collar) i no go gree
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 5:43pm On Oct 13, 2014
dopevick again shocked
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Ibinabo Fiberesima On Vacation In South Africa by daveP(m): 5:42pm On Oct 13, 2014
mods, she deserves fp cool
TV/Movies › Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2014
are pepper sellers that smooth.no sweat. well some are pretty wink lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: 12 Reasons Why Guys Like Shy Girls: Do You Agree? by daveP(m): 11:54am On Oct 13, 2014
A counter-thread of sorts. Ice il melt you o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:52am On Oct 13, 2014
Cheriepet:
Morning dear n also a gud day to u.... how are u doing?

to those quoted above hello to u all
im good. Thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:35am On Oct 13, 2014
kingphilip:
morning boss

Wetin de
KP,im good. As monday always be o. Draggy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:37am On Oct 13, 2014
KingTom:
grin grin
lol. Luckily ure solids again.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: DeeDee's chat thread. by daveP(m): 8:27am On Oct 13, 2014
cool (enters. Jots a thing or two, removes specks) smiley


The doors would be open. Will be expecting anytime soon. Goodmorning!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:21am On Oct 13, 2014
KingTom:
Do not mind that girl she stirred up the actor in me grin
u turn liquid ni? Which one be stir grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 8:15am On Oct 13, 2014
Good am everyone (silent bar, only cleaners clearing and resetting)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:09am On Oct 13, 2014
KingTom:
Morning boss cheesy
KT i saw all those yoruba-nolly the three of you were acting. How things?
Romance › Re: Ladies: On Average, How Many Guys Woo You In A Day? by daveP(m): 8:07am On Oct 13, 2014
MzPreshie:
Morning dear. I did sleep well. Hope you did too?
sure. Its gonna be a busy day ahead. smiley

(still frowning) tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m):
Goomorning home

Cheriepet
Irishkez
Kingtom
Kingphilip
Olubukato
Charijee
seunfavor
Frankben
Jennimma
sexysapphire
Trypa
Harlos
JJ
and talo tun kan?
H.A.N.D- have a nice day
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:45am On Oct 13, 2014
kingphilip:
make the issue die den
(kills issues. It dies) good a.m smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies: On Average, How Many Guys Woo You In A Day? by daveP(m): 7:45am On Oct 13, 2014
MzPreshie:
Hey dear. Just saw your message now. Don't really understand what it should be about.
okay. Good morning. Hope u slept well?
Romance › Re: Ladies: On Average, How Many Guys Woo You In A Day? by daveP(m): 7:44am On Oct 13, 2014
dechandel:
Nah
Just felt like having my own service ahome tongue


Good morning
And do have a nice day smiley
lol service@ home. Very sure youve forgotten the sermon you 'preached' to yourself. grin

goodmorning too. Sure, en you too.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Public Service Announcement: I Am Not Misskiddablingzz. by daveP(m): 7:35am On Oct 13, 2014
(contemplating by smooching his beard. JOTS A THING OR TWO) the fireline move! Alright wink
morning.
Romance › Re: Ladies: On Average, How Many Guys Woo You In A Day? by daveP(m): 11:22pm On Oct 12, 2014
dechandel:
I no go church o
I no see strength o

Hope you prayed for me?
why didnt you? Thats not good. Or is it the weekend syndrome ( all the stress experienced during the week gather and crash @ you always on sundays). I hope its not that.



Pray? erm....(scratches head) generally for friends
Nairaland General › Re: Womanhood: 5 Reasons African Women Should Be Taught Martial Art by daveP(m): 11:18pm On Oct 12, 2014
I agree both should learn 'wuchai' (sound of martial arts when training), but how about when at gunpoint? Martial arts has its limits in self defence, but i would be happy seeing thousand of ladies gracing the arts center to learn a few tricks
Romance › Re: Ladies: On Average, How Many Guys Woo You In A Day? by daveP(m): 10:10pm On Oct 12, 2014
dechandel:
Hopefully cheesy
cool

(tries hard not to derail) how was today's service?
Phones › Re: Where Do Deleted Files Go? by daveP(m): 10:07pm On Oct 12, 2014
It bugs me too. The mobile own precisely.


"delete marked files" -45

and dustbin. Will be awaiting a favourable answer. cool
Politics › Re: My Commitment To Nigeria Supersedes PDP, Obasanjo Declares by daveP(m): 10:02pm On Oct 12, 2014
Dayjhihannon01:
He discharges d 2 grin
im telling you... grin
Politics › Re: My Commitment To Nigeria Supersedes PDP, Obasanjo Declares by daveP(m): 9:45pm On Oct 12, 2014
Hmm, does this mean APC is taking it? But surely Baba is influential. He precedes all. If you want something, approach baba, good or bad.
Romance › Re: Ladies: On Average, How Many Guys Woo You In A Day? by daveP(m): 9:35pm On Oct 12, 2014
dechandel:
I am yet to see that someone who will love and cherish me like my old man o tongue

And i dont even think such a person is in existence undecided angry
erm..... What prompted me again....



When he comes and youre heads over heel wif him. I hope you come back to modify the bolded. Twill just happen like 'Gbam'

(i hope im the officiating minister with a redbow tie)
Nairaland General › Re: Does The Loud Sound Of A Person Chewing Gum Irritate You? by daveP(m):
(this is a scripted scene and should not be taken so serious)


Ben and his friend sat in the class, awaiting the lecturer. Danny enters and informs the class that the lecturer has postponed. They annoying leave for a restaurant

(at the bar)

Ben: guy wetin we go take now. See how this place dey silent like graveyard. I..... ( keeps mute as a girl in a seat nearby make unhealthy noise with her mouth)


Girl: klak! Pop! Toy! Puu!

Danny( pick up a plate and assumes he is about throwing a discus. He eventually does and it hits her neck and she screams painfully) toy toy. Annoying incapadance! (obviously unaware of how to express his annoyance)

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