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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 12:35pm On Oct 11, 2014
herald9:
#brings out handkerchief to dab my face #.....

have u already forgotten dat TM I asked you to MC for me?
oh my (throws mug against the wall) i told you to notify me, that il be a mention away. Phew! I doubt il be able to jot a thing or two today@ all! Why?
Literature › Re: Maga No Need Pay by daveP(m): 12:31pm On Oct 11, 2014
Ice i wasnt invited still. Issorait!


Good story by the way. Will be back for constructive crits
Celebrities › Re: Most Stunning Nigerian Celebrity Mothers by daveP(m):
You started with the 1st choice in this regard. Lets see!



Omotola sha! smiley

IS this how FTC feels? wink

*MODIFIED*
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 12:18pm On Oct 11, 2014
jnrbayano:
DaveP I see you bro.

I am doing alright. Jb thought I was bluffing when I told him I will play ball till I am 50.

Warn him for me o

smiley

Howdy?
50? Erm (scratches head, replies in low voice) abeg reduce am go 42! grin i fit support that one.

JB yes now. Ayila is still playing soccer in russia now! grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 12:15pm On Oct 11, 2014
herald9:
Lolz...

Thankz bruh... you surely knw how to cool down person...

I actually came to accost DavP for letting me down...


erm... well...you get Magic Moment? that should do....

Thankssmiley
hmmm. You've not spoken still.(leave his game of darts) what was it bruh!
Literature › Re: Changed by daveP(m): 12:12pm On Oct 11, 2014
shocked Jig? Its okay. Wasnt expecting that arrest though. Keep twisting like twista!
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 12:04pm On Oct 11, 2014
Good day to you all

Jbluv55
jnrbayano
herald9
Irishkez
spcAgtOko
dechandel.....

How y'all doing?

smiley
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 12:01pm On Oct 11, 2014
herald9:
Yhu ehn...

Yhu get mind reject my invitation....


diariz god o



#Gudmawnin
didn't you write too
(looks lost like president logan) herald, i didnt get any invite. What was it all about? Good a.m!
Literature › Re: Friday The 13th- The Haunted Mansion by daveP(m): 11:57am On Oct 11, 2014
lekinz:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
good! Cant wait. Howz the family.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 11:56am On Oct 11, 2014
chibwike:
Lol..am a old newbie na....thank man...Missmossy caught me in romance section, where i was hiding, and dragged me back here.....hw ve u guys been nw
hmm (smooches beard) or you trailed her. I saw u in ur bentley as she was riding her beetle down here. Plate num CHIB4! grin weldone o! Be gathering as per numbers.





Wetin dey happen. How that side be?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 11:53am On Oct 11, 2014
Liamm:
Nothing Sir cheesy. Were you expecting anything? undecided
you fall my hand o. Find something for us.





Just a handshake! grin sup! (shoulder to shoulder)
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 11:50am On Oct 11, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
*scans the raincoat for Ebola*

As for how I am.. Well:

https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120510145005/victorious/images/5/5e/Tumblr_lq4degbYE91qmaa4ro1_400.gif
you doing that for me? lipsrsealed ooh!shocked well. I hope im cleared now. No ebola. (walks in beach wear) Good a.m! Hw you doing
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 1:15am On Oct 11, 2014
CONTINUATION...




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A few minutes after getting some drugs, Gozie returned to see Sam vomitting. Ugo held a bucket of water and he assisted in making him take some drugs.


"E be like say we need one fine babe wey go nurse this pikin o!" Ugo observed. Gozie turned and led the young boy back in and ensured he was calm. He stood hands akimbo and peeped out the window, thinking what to do, drifting off as the sail on a yacht. This was truly getting out of hand.


He remembered digging on Mr Ibe and his whereabouts. It wasnt yet conclusive. But he assured himself that it would soon all be over and he would be free from any obligations. He was getting pissed , yet it wasnt yet a week into 'business. He shut the door behind him and fell asleep on the chair, totally ignoring the fumes that filled the air from Ugo's cigarettes.

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Mr Ojemba arrived his son's school and headed for the Principal's office. He was taken aback by the quiet atmosphere. He checked a few classes and discovered they were empty, save a few. He sighted the school Bursar and soon introduced himself eagerly. He had no time to waste.

The Bursar was about dialling the Principal's number when he requested he did that himself, and this wasnt official, so to speak.


"Hello Mr Pius, Mr Ojemba speaking." He heard some noise and cut the call.


"Sir, you seem in a haste. Any message i can deliver on your...." the bursar asked.


"I'l be back madam. Il be back." he repeated as he tapped the desk with his keys repeatedly.


"Alright sir. We'l be expecting you. Goodday sir." she responded, but he was already gone. She wondered why he acted that way.


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Repeated chants of 'Headmaster' filled the air for minutes before the junior teams kicked off. Everyone stood still as though in honour of a legend. Louis was distraught about the alias, but gave up. There was nothing much he could do. He looked about from the centre circle and spied Mr Ojemba making his way through to the front. He seemed restless as usual. He sighted the Principal and began a conversation with him. The referee blew the whistle for the match to begin.



As though waiting to be compelled, the opposing team began their chants of 'Global', while the students of Crown replied back earnestly with 'Headmaster'. Louis felt his heartbeat racing as he ran through the field, wanting to leave his mark on the field.



He got hard tackles, but soon left a mark as he scored this time with his foot, beating his marker and the goalkeeper to make it 1:nil in favor of Triple C.



The excited principal tried hard not to break the conversation he had with Mr Ojemba who was equally distracted seeing his captive son's friend becoming the hero.



"Your son's friend...." The principal remarked. "He seems determined on representing Sam with every move he makes."



Mr Ojemba could only sigh in reply. ' Headmaster' was all he could utter at the end of the match which ended 3:nil, Louis grabbing all the three goals; a hattrick hero. He looked for Mr Lambert and saw him jumping excitedly as though he was'nt the Deputy-Principal. He was about leaving when Louis set himself free from the crowd that lifted him high and raced toward Mr Ojemba.


"He would come soon. I can feel it!" Louis panted as he spake.


Mr Ojemba looked at the face of the boy who held his hands. The urge to weep came, but he overcame it quickly.


"Thank you!"


And that was the very first time in a year he uttered those very words to a soul! He strolled to his car and sped off.


Song: Schoolboy Q ft Kendrick Lamar- Blessed
Sports › Re: Uyo Stadium To Host Nigeria Vs South Africa 2015 Afcon Qualifier by daveP(m): 12:25am On Oct 11, 2014
CFCfan:
Yes, I reckon it wouldn't cost a lot to build a 2,000 - 3,000 seater Athletics stadium.
phew the day is here. Exactly, they should wear it out with constant use. At least finding new athletes wont be hard. We must win today. Ok bro(off to update story).
Poems For Review › Re: [The Poet's Cave] by daveP(m): 12:22am On Oct 11, 2014
texanomaly:
in·am·o·ra·ta
iˌnaməˈrädə/
noun
a person's female lover.


cour·te·san
ˈkôrdəzən,ˈkôrdəzan/
noun
a prostitute, especially one with wealthy or upper-class clients.


par·a·mour
ˈperəˌmo͝or/
noun
a lover, especially the illicit partner of a married person.

***********


On second thought:

Temptress

Seductress

séduction accomplie

Entranced


He's described his bad habit as if it were a lover that he can't quit. "She" is an addiction. He is helpless against Her charms.
( sits and learn) Thanks. Texanomaly! smiley
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 12:19am On Oct 11, 2014
Dopevick you're welcome!
Sports › Re: Uyo Stadium To Host Nigeria Vs South Africa 2015 Afcon Qualifier by daveP(m): 12:13am On Oct 11, 2014
CFCfan:
The tracks are meant to save money by not building a separate Athletics stadium. But I agree with you that the Nigerian/African of installing tracks in almost every stadium has to be jettisoned.
it has to. Unless AFN comes up with a very vibrant idea that would make every single lane to be useful. I rem the last time i entered Liberty. The tracks were used for a primary school Comp. That 'save money' itch should be set aside.
Romance › Re: What Would You Do? by daveP(m): 12:07am On Oct 11, 2014
Thats why it good to sleep with a Bible within reach. Just GRAB it and start to speak in tongues.
Sports › Re: Uyo Stadium To Host Nigeria Vs South Africa 2015 Afcon Qualifier by daveP(m): 11:57pm On Oct 10, 2014
spanzed:
I don't care the stadium dem use...what I want is result,if them like like dem use kano pillars stadium tongue
lmao nembe city? grin
Sports › Re: Uyo Stadium To Host Nigeria Vs South Africa 2015 Afcon Qualifier by daveP(m): 11:56pm On Oct 10, 2014
CFCfan:
Maybe LASG could handover the Teslim Balogun stadium to the AFN as an athletics-only stadium.
a similar thought here too.


And it still beats me. Since we've been building tracks in almost all our stadiums, how many of them are utilized. Cant we just phase it out and build only fields? Its like an african thing(always track) is it hope or what?


@topic this stadium is truly world class. cool
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 11:28pm On Oct 10, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
*drags him in by his nose*

Stay awhile cheesy
my nose is not pinnochhio-ish now! ( hangs raincoat) how are you? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 11:23pm On Oct 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
huhhuh?
erm i saw something. Never mind. Its classified. Goan sleep joor. Im awake.tongue
Food › Re: 15 Notoriously Disgusting Foods In The Planet That Will Make Your Stomach Turn. by daveP(m): 11:22pm On Oct 10, 2014
MzMariah:
With all I've seen here I will never land in China in my life. grin
no! China isnt all about food. You never seen a bit of their tourism side. Trust me on that. But if its FFO, well i have no choice smiley
Romance › Re: Help!.....She is Disturbing My Life!! by daveP(m): 11:18pm On Oct 10, 2014
This is serious! Change number then, as for FB its nt difficult to block if you feel it getting really out of bounds. You are still considering? Not every1 can take this though.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 11:08pm On Oct 10, 2014
(peeps)

Food › Re: 15 Notoriously Disgusting Foods In The Planet That Will Make Your Stomach Turn. by daveP(m): 11:05pm On Oct 10, 2014
MzMariah:
grin
this i can readily agree on anyday anytime. Sushi might be the ONLY food that i might digest if i land in china someday.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 11:02pm On Oct 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
lol


Just passing by-----------
hmm anacon** ***t! shocked okay.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 11:00pm On Oct 10, 2014
Missmossy:
Ofcourse i'd do just that.


Everyone on here:

Liam
Victoriusvic
KiddBlingzz
Misshree
davp
kizmaty
FrancsTony
Lorlahlozz
DumloDumelo
Dre1
Babesure
Toleander
herad9
RedCly amongst others.

Here is chibwike,welcomecheesy
( looks at inductee. He looks back too. Exhales and give hit hot chase. He 'fehsehfehs' (takes to his heels) asap) chib! Chib if i.....



You wan do newbie here. Issorrait! Welcome. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:57pm On Oct 10, 2014
charijee:
Sure I missed you......seems you're on leave from your culinary activities.......
the landlady is on leave. Unless you take it up to pay my wages of $200/month. Il try to resume and find a 'fit in' to help when im nt around.
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 10:54pm On Oct 10, 2014
Cheriepet:
Ha finally..... longest time daveP? smiley

Dave how come sam is still in captivity even afta my hiatushuh abeg free dat boy oh make him no die
its not been that easy. I cant say yet if he'l die or not. wink

mehn! Womehn! Ive missed your presence here alot. Welcome back. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 10:52pm On Oct 10, 2014
Liamm:
what's up dave?
im good boss. What's for us all?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:52pm On Oct 10, 2014
SexySapphire:
I'm doing excellently well and my day has been smooth. All tnx to God. How are u also doing? Hope good?
oh thats good to here. I'm good (exhales) nothing much. wink Have you been shown around?

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