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Liz Benson! Uti dey decieve ya sef. U hear!

Omavik: dis sugar abi na salt grl can form some fake nd disgusting accent in movies.....


i pick sugar over dis cheap looking hoe(mercy)..

ahem

(at a military camp called 'Guys only' , A General assists new recruits and some 'oldies in the game' to take the oath before they disperse for the 'mission')


Gen: Repeat after me. I refuse to be 'magafied'


all: I refuse to be magafied!
some: I refuse to be magnified!

Gen: I didnt say 'magnified'.

All: (they repeat foolishly) i didnt say magnified!


Gen: O my God. Did i say repeat that?


All: Oohhhh my God. Did i say repeat that? (the rigor of exercise have made them so robotic in reasoning that they must obey all the general says.)


Gen: Blood of God!

All: Blood of God!!


Gen: Sharrap

All: Sharrraapppp

Gen: I said sharrrap!!(stamps his boots on the platform)

All: I said sharrraap!! (stamps their boots likewise.)


Gen: Sharrap

All: Sharrappppp!!

Gen: Sharrap(¤15)
All: Sharrap(¤15)

Gen: (faints)

All: (mimics fainting as well)

neighy: yes Manage anytin Manageable... Dave workx Under My Command

busted twice!!! 1st 'anything manageable' i.e to say- u can assist in carrying the rod-mic with feathers on it.


and erm if thats d case... How then do i work under ur command? (smooches beard)

Leetunechi: hahaha

you are under davep here boss

good work ethics!! The studio needs more of dat(eyes neyi)

chemystery: For god's sake, I wonder what ladies do with their airtime.
Being the guy and you have a sister, you are always the one in position to call her, if possible send her airtime.
Being a guy and you have a girlfriend, you are always in position to call her as well as sending her airtime.
Being a guy have female friends but they will never call you. They flash you whenever they need your help. The worst happened one morning not long after I woke up. One of my female friends flashed me like twice. I called her and she started singing "Happy Buy-day too you..." Piiim! I ended the call. "Rubbish! So you flashed me to wish me happy birthday". I was just angry and irritated throughout that day Please for God's sake wetin girls deh use airtime do? Abi dem deh deposit am for bank or what? O ma se o!

hehehehhehehhe! Omg Banega ure so good@ dis i must commend you. U brot it to my very doorstep.





Now that flash to wish hbd (still cracking)

IrishKez: Dear the interview is over
Hoping she'll answer my questions tomorrow

sure she will. Il personal see to that as studio Director! (shuts studio doors)

neighy: *THEME S0NG*
*C0MMERCIAL BREAK*

lack of exquisite taste for selective studio songs! Na 1 be dat.

neighy: Thank you.. And datx it 4 2day... #LIGHTS OUT #R0LL CAMERA Tunechi Nd Miz gimme a kiss before you go...have been working really hard because of your show *TIRED

and erm what happened to studio etiquettes Asking the guest for kiss? She wont comeback for interview o





overall nice camera-handling.


Na u pray make nepa spoil show for me ba? Im back so.......

mencade5: *rides keke napep into thread.*


na mukinati u dey bring here abi na who?

ma guy. E be like asif na last year december we yarn last (shakes him) how far(views his yellow ride) na ur ride be this? Omo na 'state of the art' model be dis o confam!

Leetunechi: Tags

davep



yo guys should get ready....show is about to begin

nepa knocked me out. Im back. Brought my frnd Gustavo and mouth mcfadden!

LogoDwhiz.... Always one step ahead of me with ideas. U stole my very thoughts. Still cracking to nominate. But il love this to be successful.

Leetunechi: nobody ooh

your post still stands

our Lil problem here is this thread being on this general section

lotta romance peep are unaware

that mention stuff still exist? I dnt like it though, but......

MizMyColi: Hello Dave?
Good to see you.

sure. You too!

@1one ur siggy



@mr Lee: how many are on the guest list already. Im aware of just erm 2more..... (sips tea)

(greets the interviewee, MizMy)

Leetunechi: did what sire

who installed mr neigh dis morning. I see he has some'inconsequential issues' with me and 'friendship' thus he tagged me erm 'wrappering'

(orders clinical reset to studio-room settings) we've evolved from mitv and ogtv style of settings!

FrankySnow: What kind of hug is that? Do you have Ebola?

lol, u want complete one ba? erm(looks left and right) ebola Ebola is archived! (hugs)

MzPreshie: Nah... Had personal issues to sort out.

oh okay....

FrankySnow: davep

erm yes...(drops what he's doing) morning. Hw r u (she requests hug and gets).....

Leetunechi:


daveP is our studio DJ


manager

(walks in with a copy of complete sports papers. Sees changes to audience view. The floodlight are taken to the rear in old-englishman's fashion of lightings, frowns) sir Lee.... Morning. Did u.......

MzPreshie: I'm blessed dear. Longest time, how's ya?

sure. Im good. You havent been around lately. Work?

seunfavor: Good morning 2 u all. Nd wsh u all a grt day ahead. *notices FrankBen fuming wit anger in d car* hon, am sorry. Was jst sayin hi 2 our neighbors. *enters d car nd zoom off*

lol okay morning to you!

seunfavor: *drags d stamp wit him* becareful youngman, else i ll deal wit u personally. *smiles*

Mornin dear

lol morning. Its stamped but nt yet vocally approved. So lucky u. Infact lemme see what u can do. Bring it on......



Gud a.m

[quote author=toniro][/quote]ah na u be d boss na. Me no dey rock anything o. Just dey my corner jejely. Gud a.m!

miredia: The funke sef is a time bomb waiting to explode even going to be worse than laverne

they are both 'bombs'. But funke will be something like 'grenade' while laverne is a potential 'atomic bomb' so which would u choose.


Well explosion mustu happen. But in terms of that law.....

CFCfan: Now you're talking. Though I'm not sure if I would come home to find a wife.

lol. Ah abeg o come o! At least u can carry her back and enjoy.

Sometimes i wonder if the ladies are aware that the men would still wanna come back to get a partner instead of going ahead wif them in the Usa. Deji sees Laverne they flow for sometime, no hassle. Only for Deji to come back for Funke cos he fears that divorce law. That kind of happening.