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Politics › Re: Do Women Make Better Politicians Than Men? by daveP(m): 11:52pm On Sep 19, 2014
Nobleval: IF WOMEN ARE LEADERS OF THE ALL THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD THEN THERE WILL BE NO WAR...JUST A BUNCH OF COUNTRIES JEALOUS OF EACH OTHER-NOBLEVAL smiley
ahh last time i checked.. Theyve caused wars forcing their men to draw battle lines- for the love of a woman. Ww3 wont be far away if we have the world governed by women. Rem na power/arsenals at ur disposal......
Politics › Re: Do Women Make Better Politicians Than Men? by daveP(m): 11:49pm On Sep 19, 2014
Yomieluv: Hope you didn't add Patricia Etteh sha,cos she's a definition of what a man can,a woman can do better in corruption.
she is the 1st on d list
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate Thread | Temigracie Vs Yungchop by daveP(m): 11:44pm On Sep 19, 2014
Who started it altogether?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:36pm On Sep 19, 2014
FrankySnow: Hi dear.
im good. Been absent tnks to nepa. U arent asleep yet?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:31pm On Sep 19, 2014
FrankySnow: The rod tongue grin
embarassed
Romance › Re: My Love, My Life...regrets, Pain And Joy by daveP(m): 11:22pm On Sep 19, 2014
Ann this is touching. I believe there is something called a fresh start.



The Ceo of a big firm was called that his headquarters was on fire. He flew 600miles and by the time he got there, there was nothing but rubble. He went straight to a carpenter and requested a table be made.


Those around thought he was mad when he carried the table to the top of the rubble. He set it down with a chair and sat.


"The building can go down, but the brain to restart is right here"




madman-people's opinion

belief-his opinion
it didnt take two years to revive his business empire...
wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:01pm On Sep 19, 2014
dre11: When did she become ur sweetheartangry

Ure just everywhere using ur bitter words to touch the heart or these ladies in a way that looks like a player
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:59pm On Sep 19, 2014
ggrin: oh, so u cant handle the guy. He made ggrin break 88rules today shocked!!!


Well that makes 3 inductees. Hmm! Hope ure good?88 rules shockedshockedshocked
How comeundecided
now u talking? U didnt break any actually. Induction?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:31pm On Sep 19, 2014
IrishKez: Thanks for all the felicitations
I missed a step in the staircase after we had lectures. You know the human traffic and all and so I wasn't mindful of where I was placing my foot and it happened. Thanks to one guy that catched me on time cos if I had reached ground I would have been an emergency case in the hospital.

PS: I was afraid it was a break but the pharmacist said it's an ankle abrasion. I have received all the treatment including the spraying type. It still hurt though. embarassed
sup dear. So sorry wasnt around. How u felling now? embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:24pm On Sep 19, 2014
JayKayMaybachz: Aiight Sire...... Its cool.... What's up with yhu??
for real and for rilla
(in steve harveyan accent)


i welcome you to tha home of nace paypo!

You are hali welcome

feel free, mingle, make frnds.

We dont do no fights(at least not d serious ones)..


We one happy family


you'll spend nace time around here.

And beware of erm frankbe*, if you try him.... It aint goina go good! wink

call me or chari if u want refreshments.


Familiarize....cos ur surely where peeps socialize. Haha

welcome J.K!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:18pm On Sep 19, 2014
charijee: That's not the rule here. ....we don't starve people.....strangers or members....not when the person requested for it
angry


(tries raising his hands to slap her, eventually does) ermm









saw a mosquinto!



Dat rule was reversed since frank's pranks.(collects keys frm her)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:11pm On Sep 19, 2014
Cdamesel!! Ure sighted. Howu doing?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:09pm On Sep 19, 2014
charijee: Lmao......the naughtiest fellow ever......you didn't include the rules of the house.......
----no fighting
----no insults or abusive language
----everything happens here on the platter of jokes
---finally no breaking of women's heart like frankben
you are highly welcome
---Full benefits enjoyed immediately after induct



Cheriepet: davo pls afta d induction pls can we get lunch prepared cos i am famished... tanks chief chef.

can i also get a glass of wine?
wine- the bar is empty. My two day absent was enough for dem guys to sit all day.met empty borrules!

charijee: daveP me l can't break my pretty head over kelvin's matter o......maybe you should correct him......how's you?
oh, so u cant handle the guy. He made ggrin break 88rules today shocked!!!


Well that makes 3 inductees. Hmm! Hope ure good?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:04pm On Sep 19, 2014
noble4d: Halo housy....lanicky, cheriepet, charijee, daveP and others....
oga Noble. We are moving forward o. How wifey and kids?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:02pm On Sep 19, 2014
charijee: you welcome dear......daveP will do the induction when he comes around......this your moniker too long o......can you pls shorten it for me?
u just broke one of our effeminate rules! No refreshments till induction. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:00pm On Sep 19, 2014
JayKayMaybachz: Chai thanks Brotherly...... am already feeling relaxed.....
shocked


(taps him shapali) up! Up!


At ease, at alert.... At ease.... Alet!! Good! JayKay will be good for now......
Celebrities › Re: Super Rich Nigerian Men And Their Super Pretty Much Younger Wives ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 12:56pm On Sep 19, 2014
WINDSOW: U A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ wicked.‎​=))•´¨) 
¸.•´ ¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa! Tinubu eyes be like General OverSEEar!!!
u even call am general overseer too? Lmao. He cant even be seconded by arinze!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:54pm On Sep 19, 2014
dre11: Morning all
TGIF
Happy weekend to u all

I hope irishkez is now OK
Chariepet lanicky seunflavor,
erm dre how far. Whats happening to my switheart?




This oga dont go one step ahead!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:51pm On Sep 19, 2014
kingphilip: suffrey suffrey o life no get part 2
sure. Wait o see time. U do vigil ni?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:48pm On Sep 19, 2014
snowprince07: Its like some people are absent 4 like two days now ,we have family meetings tomorrow by 4pm its a serious matter oo.
daveP is getting married tongue
frankben has proposed to a lady tho she is taller Dan him tongue angry
chibwike has impregnated aliko's daughter grin angry that guy de mad o d gehl na my crush cry
harlos has broken our neighbors glass window chaii grin
lol snowP!!! How far?



E be like say u mix me and frank together. Why u no talk d name of d wifey-to-be?(ahem) if u no start dat meeting...... Hmm na den u go no say "eye wey dey cry........."
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander On The Truth. An E-terview With Nairaland Diva>mizmycoli[phase1] by daveP(m): 12:45pm On Sep 19, 2014
neighy: lmao... What about i carry you and throw you out of the studio... Then everybody wins...
no try am o!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:10pm On Sep 19, 2014
KelvinGraphics: U want me to take U round d house?? Dnt worry our boy Frankben would do that l8r. Frankben is mah Nigga and he is married to Lady FrankySnow(wahala girl) and Princess Ggrin a very troublesome DIVA
And as 4 a formal welcome speech/introduction one of my boy by the name Davep wil anchor dat.
Just relax while Lanicky serves U breakfast (walahi dat gurl is a good chef and she is ukwully endowedlipsrsealed ) While waiting u kan kall on Xtarxhyne and her disciplez MissyHORLAH and Lorlahlozz to give U d trending amebo here on NL, Queen Charijee who is d wife of my once upon rival JefferyJAMEZ and the twinny of our family accountant (KINGPHILIP) will be interviewing U, during the course of the interview, 2 cleanerz by the name Harlot abi na HARLOS and Dre11tongue may ask U to excuse d living room so they kan sweep and mop it, pls if they do, do comply wìth them 4 if they fail to clean d house, dia salary wont be complete by d end of d month. Ehen, We have an Irish princess here by d name Irishkez pls do treat her with kare kuz she is fragile, i wouldnt want our mummy PrettySpicey to start scolding U 4 making her cry... Eeerm we have one naughty lady here (Cheriepet) pls she is semi-single and semi-seriously searching. Her husband 3dimension is one of the soldierz that where deployed to Bama recently by d FG and we havnt heard 4rm d guy 4 a long time nowcheesy And most importantly if U want to enjoy ur stay here bro pls stay 50km off my wife Cdamsel. I kan kill 4 her. U hear me ba?grin

U welcome here bro.
Pls let sum1 include d people dat i 4got to add to my list

Thanks.
I still remain Kelvin, The head of the housetonguetonguetongue
I dey come make i go buy Helmet cheesycheesygrin.


Biko who has seen Redgemtongue
kelvin r u sure uve been in d house to know all the correct details? Charijee u didnt correct him sef. Goodday o!! Brb to induct
Celebrities › Re: Exclusive: “i’m The Entertainment You’re Looking For” – Ernest Asuzu by daveP(m): 7:39pm On Sep 18, 2014
Why do i have the feeling that if you wanna 'belong' to the industry, you must bend your neck to get the hiphop feeling?(2nd pix)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 7:28pm On Sep 18, 2014
chibwike: fyn oh. Saw your post earlier this morning. Its well bro
oh sure. It sounds hard to believe, but it happened for real. God dey. Thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 6:23pm On Sep 18, 2014
chibwike: wats up man
bros i dey o. How ur sight.
Celebrities › Re: Top 15 Celebrity Best Friends In Nollywood ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 6:04pm On Sep 18, 2014
rozzay: She s not bak from sambisa
sambisa market.






How did u decipher dat? Nt dat easy
Romance › Re: Cute And Funny Nairalanders I Can Follow?? by daveP(m): 6:03pm On Sep 18, 2014
Leetunechi: NO SIRE


i was too occupied last night undecided

the shows continues today cool

i'll update you... cool
okay. Pray nepa no do me wayo. U suppose to be adding to ur list. Make i mail u....
Celebrities › Re: Top 15 Celebrity Best Friends In Nollywood ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 5:53pm On Sep 18, 2014
rozzay: Wat I do o
erm.... lipsrsealed i wont tell until i see ur partner in crime T**i****i* here






darling shocked shocked

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