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Leetunechi:

DaveP


ur attention is needed here

(switches off lamp and sets alarm)

MzPreshie: Let her be for now, she will come around later. And for question, if a guy hurts me unknowingly, I tell him straight so he doesn't repeat it. Keeping quiet will warrant more unintentional hurting.

(observes) ur advices are topnotch today. Wassup?

CFCfan: In reality, though, its a long shot. Is it not the same 'traditional' men that comprise the National Assembly and the State Houses of Assembly?
Why on Earth will David Mark support a bill which guarantees that his ex-wife gets N2billion in alimony?

hehehehehe true. No wonder our brodas and sisters still come 'home' to find a partner outside the hinges of this law.

charijee: Hon chef.....I'm loyal sir......i hail you too

thanks

charijee: me tomato?......which tomato?......we're now your spices abi

chef mind. Dnt take it so serious. Gat a broken jaw cos of somebody took it serious

Cheriepet: *hugs*

better now?

ok

3Dimension: evening broda

i no go lie.... How far. Even for group chat sef na silence. Hope things dey go?

Leetunechi: stop waving

tomorrow is another day

ah surely. Just beep me. (hums commodores' nightshift as he bounces off) sweet sounds coming down.....

Cheriepet:

oya come collect hug n chop kiss.... let me kiss ur jaw to make it beta

d hug would do.

Leetunechi: sorry sire

*facing the cam...viewers mek una go sleep

Day don dark





oga me.. Gallant ooh

na night you take day waka

beta(exits judiciously, waves@ missSlim)

3Dimension, charijee and toniro, i greet una!

dre11: Dey decisive urself
Mtcheww

na timaya use am for one song.

Cheriepet: It is not enuff okay lets do a hand n a leg shake

nawa o! Me Cherie?

KelvinGraphics: Baba i dey o. i kan see that U are busy. Weldone aburo

(commands lightsouts, drop earplugs and paperclip and chases him with full, non-resilient vigor) aburo? (increase chase)

Leetunechi:

on behalf of my enter crew

we say a big THANKS YOU for honoring our invitation

we shall meet again.same time.same place tomorrow on NOTT

*exchange handshakes,*then lead her out of the studio*


sleep well mizmycoli

(drags him back) where una dey go?


Thats bad studio etiquettes! You only direct the interviewee to where he/she would exit, then u focus on cam1 and round up the show. (walks backstage)

(beckons to MissSlimbody to sign some autographs for next interview) here, yes thanks

Cheriepet: we are good now.... friends?

*gives him a handshake*

(looks at the hand) only a hand?

Leetunechi:


noooo


shoki ahhh ..shoki ahhhhhhhhhhh

(restarts shoki reluctantly) okay shoki

Leetunechi: somebody should please bring handkerchief....*shearing tears now*



we just concluded the first phase..the next phase will commence in 1mins time

thank you for Your time so far

*lites out*

*shoki playing on background*

(stops shoki music, plays ron pope's drop in the ocean, heads are nodding)

KelvinGraphics: DaveP I hail o

KelvinG how far o. No mind me joor. Studi things. Engineer mustu rep now





this interview should continue( searching bullion van for them both. Sees them at the Gambit snapping fotos) oh paparazzi at its best (signs an autograph for one bugging fan, walks back into studio)

Cheriepet: *knocks on d door*

dave sorry pls... dont cry... dave open d door!!!!

(opens d door slowly) that hurts u know. (grins) wasnt crying(fixes plaster)

frankben: hahaha.... . I don laugh sote i carry my hand go press the bosom of one lady wey just dey pass.

A resounding slap is what I got in return

(taps his mouth and hands as he is dragged into the 'Ford kidnap van' used in movies) hmm

(floodlights dim as interviews is halted for reason the tech crew are unaware o. He searches d building for both interviewer and interviewee. They are coincidentally missing) nawa o

Cheriepet: *follows him crying n laughing* davey sorry i didnt mean to hurt u.... i didnt know ur jaw was made of breakable glass

(closes door behind him)

( studio clerk ushers in GUSTAVO!!! He is shown to where Frankben is engaging Mr Lee. Gustavo whistles, Franks sights him and 'fe-seh-fes' like thomas-cat, Gustavo giving ardent chase till they are out of the studioroom)

Cheriepet: better

*gives him an uppercut* dont try dis nxt time

(bleeds deeply, runs to restroom)

(signals to cameraman 4 to zoom into interviewee's face as she chuckles, about to respond)

(replays commercial as the break is second away. Photographer and studio manager converse while interviewer sips some of kermit's lipton.) whats going on

(calls Gustavo) frankben beware of else Gustavo will....

Leetunechi: Please...the noise is gerrin too mach

(at the click of a finger, the audience partisions into two. The said 'noisy side' is withdraw with mechanical prowess. A wall rolls in to replace the stage. Smiles at interviewer to signal 'go ahead')

(adjust volume and floodlights, whispers to sound engineer to focus on sound projection, directs with fingers to interview crew. Obviously 'the Director. Puts on earplugs)

Politicians again.


Il just trace top polithiefcians that have long stay in ZA and are active and continue from their. They should have allowed them to continue and trace the source. Now we're left with only guesses!

Cheriepet: davey whatz d meaning of dis? i dont want attachment to my name, most espcially curry

(gives her gloves) oya..... Ayaf sorry

dre11: Itumo pls

it means 'oh my word!!'




i still remain d master!