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mencade5: *takes cover* show me proof, your post about her, her post about you, or the usual thing....pishure and i will believe you

hehe, no pinshun yet.

kaboninc: I trust you on that. Just don't be a Jew man.



Not all poisons kill bro.

Good morning and hope you showed some love to IrishKez

lol@ jew man!

Missmossy: Yeah! Kinda @ preparations,my class is for 10am.

Do u watch movies a lot?

hmm its been long like 5,6 months now. Tv blew with sizzling black smoke! Why did you ask? (in akon's voice-culled from So blue) i wannana wanna know!!

mencade5: and what do you mean by that woman?!

ma guy e don do, na my my.... Be this. (takes her hand and leave) lol

mencade5: hehehe...davep why u dey talk as if you no know ladies. Dont ever believe a ladies on face value.

30 minutes meeting? Na lie jare

lol no worry now

Hmm i become jack bauer on these kinds of situo. Jst to satisfy curiosity.

tmx21: :Sorry for being late, I was trying to compose something better. Hmm hmm *belches*.
Thanks for the honour. And to everyone that forsaw this as a short movie, don't worry we will make a seasonal movie that you can't do but to watch.
Bholu, 0809359**** lets talk

topic 1st on dating and meet-up zone. Now GRADUATED TO ROMANCE ZONE!!!! (SMOOCHES BEARD, IN LIVINUS NNOCHIRI'S ACCENT) CAN I INTERVIEW THE BOTH OF YOU?

Missmossy: *Hugs him back* Whats up this morning?

hmmm! tis all good. Hope ure prepd for today?

mencade5: una fvck u no want talk that one abi? God is watching you

guy u get electromagnetic sensors for detecting? I see uve got some......

Missmossy: Certainly all is very fine here.

What have you been up to?

hi goodmorning *hugs her*

kaboninc: Pls don't pretend to be a gentleman while she's awake. Lol. Do you know if she's cold and needs to be warmed? Give her the heat man!

(smooches beard) ive got ma style

kaboninc: So caring and generous! But you gladly accepted to put that dry poison into mine! There is God o!

dry poi....... Hmm, no feeds to quantify such claims. Ul be the 1st to accuse me of poison(some pronounce it as poisand)





u get detectors now. I no fit

LaurinaDavid: Oga better see me here, so you nor invite me com chop wedding rice abi

il see u privately, cos of prying eyes. What will u want. Enter there. Pushes her into the place......









The Culinary!!

noble4d: Hahahaha....I shall do so bro

okay now. Bro i dey grt una o!

harlos: IrishKez?
Wow! This babe is beautiful
Her beauty is jaw dropping...

I'll need to see daveP tonight, he get baby wey fine like this come dey hide her...

davep, lets be inlaws

can u dance with a shark, if yes then thats the 1st step to being an inlaw. If not ul join robin hood and become........










An OUTLAW

dre11: shey I resemble one for ur eyes.....

hear say ur wife don go sleep
u no go follow her to bed ni

dnt worry, but il tackle ur CIDism soon. Morning!

Cheriepet: O'course *opens door wide for him t enter* u are welcome d house is big for everyone *i believe room 10 is vacant*

u can rest easy now, daveP will induct u tmao...

*shakes his hand* welcome to d family

hmm, morning dear. My duties are getting interesting.......

CFCfan: Courtney Dike is probably back to school for the Fall semester. But she could be available for the Super Falcons in next year's World cup in June.

she could? Pls o. Il live to see her done jersey 8. Oshoala shudnt be the focus in that team o. Must ave other burden bearers. Love to see an oparanozie chemistry

Morning! You saw the draws?

Goodnight ty'all!! Daylights next. We'l see in peace.

noble4d: Fyn fyn bro how u dey ( shakes him) which literature?

noble's corper story. E go sweet. Im judging by ur description. But make sure u 'preach' to them to repent o.

ammier: Loving this thread...though I'm pretty new on NL

u new to NL. Welcome to nL.

LaurinaDavid: Oga, i'm fine oooooo

wow, i don become oga for my namesake. U almost koba me small today. But il see u privately... Good to know ure fine

dre11: guy I no tackle u ooo

u con tackle her after too u be CID or secret agent?

kaboninc: Please put the content into that hot spicy chicken you made for FrankySnow the other day. (returns the brown paper bag)

lol, il rada prep something else. I didnt like seeing her in that state.

noble4d: Oooh dear...I'm posted to a school, secondary school precisely. Dear its not easy at all, the school is beautiful but the female students are locomotive . What I saw dis morning chai....painted lips, fitted skirts....oooh dear, I can't write them all.

When I entered the school with other posted corpers, all eyes were on us...I even overheard some girls saying ' na dis otondos go teach us, dem go drink Pammy tire'. it wasn't funny at all.

ahem!! U get literature to write o. But only after. How far longest time now. Aha! (shakes him)

charijee: davep is your tongue cut out?....complete your sentence

rihanna- i love the way u l**

kaboninc: Did you really stand to leave? I don't trust guys like you. Unlike charges attract.

erm read btw d lines, u might grab d meaning well( closes the door behind him)

charijee: davep is your tongue cut out?....complete your sentence

rihanna- i love the way u l**

IrishKez: Ok dear

Am famished already and going to bed already

Night sweery!

(covers her in) goodnight sweedy! (watches her sleep, stands and locks the door behind him)

CFCfan: It's all about transiting to a solely digital platform. TV stations are free to broadcast European football matches, provided they have the broadcast rights.

and i hope our nta sport commentators upgrade as well: all these - ' and there goes jersey no 9' or a defender runs and cuts him down' or ' and a chance(pauses, lowers intonation) but it goes over the bar for a goalkick.




Honestly nta want to keep some relics etc. But they supposed to live up to billing. All that locality shud be packed aside for heaven's sake. The color( bad marketing) the logo color( old school, it call be changed and better) haba. Weve gat talkatives on streets that knows 90percent of footballers names. Not old papa's that are lost in an ongoing ma( some are jst mute-matches,imagine)



whatever upgrade, it must show to personnel and color as well. Color is marketing.

So Courtney wasnt included-why? Is there any agreement that she'l just feature at U20 and go back to where she came from. Besides when are we goina have a definite pattern of play for the Falcons? We keep taking strikers and defenders and when we get to the world cup, we fall like a pack of cards as if our strikers arent world class.
Problem is getting midfielders that will take away the shine from the strikers. Thats what Falcons need now. Then set-pieces...... 7trophies and yet we've nt passed group stages of WWC.
Am tired of it, maybe its cos they arent Super Eagles so no pressure for Nigerians. If not they go hear am.

Missmossy: Certainly all is very fine here.

What have you been up to?

alot on hand currently. But its all contain in its best of results.

Missmossy: Hehehe...how nice wetin dey sup?

im absolutely good dear. Howz it all going. Hmm interesting bday! Okay.

Omavik: na wa to u o dave,,na dis kain tin u dey sabi....anyways hw u??

abeg o!!