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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:06pm On Aug 28, 2014

charijee: I've been in the kitchen before you.....I still have the key...you can keep yours...I'll NEVER allow my hubby to starve

u know u making me like the way u. Cos of d way u..........

I like the way u........ -rihanna
grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 7:03pm On Aug 28, 2014

Missmossy: Hey.....Dave

right glad im i. That you surface to make us happy. cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:01pm On Aug 28, 2014

frankben1: hahahaha.... I have no qualms with charijee..... .

We always come to agreement.

right? @ charijee

i may have to lay low. Gustavo lets go! Lets see if things, without us goes fast or slow. A few are high, and likewise low. Abeg the wind dey blow. To st kitts and nevis we go!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:58pm On Aug 28, 2014

IrishKez: Davep

Good evening
What's for dinner?

in an hours's time!!

D sir must stop!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:55pm On Aug 28, 2014

kaboninc: I don't want to 'spend much time in cloud nine'...I need to get back to Earth in time. So I want the 'strongest' and please it should be well 'dried'. That makes the journey 'so very adventurous'!

gives him something in a brown paperbag- curious necks stretch, but its well hidden from view) manage this. Not what u thinking it is!

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 6:53pm On Aug 28, 2014

Jbluv55: Champions League Group draws concluded. It started with 4 Pots as follows:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1661096_icapture20140828181300_png71339a059d2ff6b6c1c5d6c399d3793c

And @ d end of the draws 8 groups have emerged as follows:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1661097_icapture20140828182236_png4246616e5be61660473e3cf962a22b7b

And their logos
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwI9SKGIgAAc90b.jpg

I wish all English teams the best but its obvious that there are groups of death. Analyses have already begun and its a pity that our very good rivals-Man Utd- won't be joining us. Hope they'll support the remaining English teams all the same .

I particularly wish THE BLUES the best .

why is everything about germany now eh?- worldcup, U20 female world cup, now berlin again? Look at this(an observation from the month of july)

How is this logic huh

>>>>GERMANY<<<<G is the 7th letter of
alphabet and Germany Starts with G. The
name Germany contains 7 letters. Germany
was in Group G i.e. 7. Germany ended group
state with 7 points. Germany scored 7 goals
in group stage. {Portugal-4, Ghana-2 and
USA-1} Germany scored 7 goals vs Brazil.
And obviously, we are in the 7th month of the
year. JULY. My conclusion is Germany are
anointed to win WC2014. {WC
2014=2+0+1+4=7} well Arsenal and borussia to qualify. Man city in a tough group. Why? Im looking to the 'neva walk alones' after Arsenal!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:47pm On Aug 28, 2014

frankben1: Irishkez, there's definitely something you guys ain't telling us .

Why would davep kiss you on the forehead?

E dey pain me bad bad.

seunfavor ur man is high here o

(to every1) man down, man down!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:46pm On Aug 28, 2014

frankben1: Davep, we're two in number now.
*holds charijee*

so it means our observations are authentic

two of ur suddenly suddenly are in agreement cos of me? I wish it could stay that way. Il ans 1 of u 'privately'

Nairaland General › Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like A Sissy by daveP(m): 6:44pm On Aug 28, 2014

Mehn white death andd audrey murphy. So rambo acted one of these. What of the real story behind van damme's cyborg(hanged in the cold for 3days)

but overall i hate war!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:57pm On Aug 28, 2014

frankben1: I saw you kissing her on the forehead.... why would you do so?

(in rambo's voice mayind ya business!! I rather not say anything. shocked

hmm (smooches beard)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:55pm On Aug 28, 2014

charijee: Exactly what I said

too many........ angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:50pm On Aug 28, 2014

frankben1: davep, no vex o.

You're being nice these days.... Does it have anything to do with irishkez's incorporation?

what??

i resumed coincidentally wif her arrival. Am i thinking whats in ur mind at this very min? (smooches beard and pulls off a few strands on anger) erm erm......

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:47pm On Aug 28, 2014

charijee: you didn't give me any key. ...the kitchen is open to all. ....had to feed my hubby since you decided to starve us all. ....i've been taking care of visitors too

chari u fall ma hand today. I had d key always en no one, i repeat, no one cud enter if i leave. Lanicky knows that, so is everyone! I trusted u wif d key and e be like say loffu make u forget SUDDENLY!! AVE A NICE RIDE EN TIME *miris aka smh*

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:44pm On Aug 28, 2014

JeffreyJamez: Dream on

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:43pm On Aug 28, 2014

frankben1: na this one dey pain me....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:41pm On Aug 28, 2014

Cheriepet: daveP where is my food?

i am very hungry!

here......

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:40pm On Aug 28, 2014

IrishKez: He's treating me fine now

Thanks sweery!

Poems For Review › Re: Unexpressable Beauty - bholutife18 by daveP(m): 5:35pm On Aug 28, 2014

tmx21: Am not much of a poet but to me the best gift i could ever give is 'sitting to compose a poem for anyone'.
This would be my first poem here on NL and it was instigated by a damsel(bholutife18) that i was oppurtuned to meet out of Nairaland.
She is one person I couldn't fathom. Almost attaining perfectness.

.

A giant soul of grace
Gifted to her like a myriad existence
No word could express, neither sentence
How she sprung past beauty with pace
.
With a smile that encamps the soul
Melodious voice like a mockingbird
Beauty that enchants the nights head
A complete damsel, she is, in a whole
.
What further words could jot her cuteness?
Which pen dare ink her awesomeness?
What price holds her? Cent or pence?.
Who dare behold her love amidst the highnesses?
.
Her competitor only would be nothing
For only nothing could be compare to her
To her beloved only she answers
For only her beloved could dare her calling
.
Who am I to dwell in thy bosom?
To behold thy face and eat at thy table?
Who am i to ride alongside thee on thy cattle?
To hold thee close and to cure thy lonesome
.

I still believe having you is a fairy tale
A complete dream and a funny factual fiction
And if it’s a nightmare like I mentioned
I wish never to wake till my last breath, I exhale.

.

tags: lanicky, charijee, cheriepet, missyhorlah, xtaxhyne, blockus, onstelly, jefferyjamez, snadguy007, davep, frankben1 laurinadavid, rozzay, nedu2000, chukwuma101, amiskurie, 5naira, kaffytopd, teeowl, dygeasy, temigracie, irishkez

(in arnold schwarzennegger's baritonic accent) Somebady's heavily drunk!! im sorry there isnt an ANTIDOTE!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:31pm On Aug 28, 2014

charijee: What's that daveP gave you. ....he's being partial

talk of partiality. (walks round her like DENZEL WASHINGTON)
When you thus served JJ, was it meant for him alone? (looks for an answer in her already scared face)

and when i gave u the keeeyys to the culinary. Was JJ's name alone one the roster? If yes - how then did you serve others if they were 'vistors' to you( bends to whisper in her ears) rem what the house's rules on visitors are?

If my delicalies arent sweet, why dont you tell the landlady since 4years of eating it. I can count 115frnds that u brought over, so dont say ' we were managing it' it aint valid ( the room is silent already) we're cool!! ( removes gloves and walks up the stairs)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:26pm On Aug 28, 2014

IrishKez:
Thanks dear!

(kisses her forehead)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:25pm On Aug 28, 2014

FrankySnow: Xup with you? Today is Thursday or....

erm 'or' is better. Something came up.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:23pm On Aug 28, 2014

JeffreyJamez: I didn't treat her badly na.....lol

oh (in rambo's voice) Il be on the lookout!

JeffreyJamez: Gustavo?.... Hercules is close by too...

*eating the food *......hmmm..... It's okay.......quite better and delicious than Charijee's delicacies

hmm gracias gracias

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:20pm On Aug 28, 2014

frankben1: lots of mentions.

31 ba, ur own still berra now.

I dislike that repetitive quote!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:19pm On Aug 28, 2014

kaboninc: I don't want to 'sit down and snore off'. I want to get to cloud nine. I want to have that heavenly bliss! You don't need to get to Malta nau...just go to Ado-Ekiti. There's a backyard there. Its in abundance.

oh oh oh!!! ( now remembers) but that imported one is stronger but and longer. The backyard own is strongest but takes less time. I know why i ordered na!!

Only ive forgotten the name of the 'backyard' own. grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:16pm On Aug 28, 2014

charijee: Ojoro. ...I'll not eat. .....you're doing all this to impress IrishKez. ....when last did you cook here

hmmm (smooches beard slowllllly) well rem i told you until 'she comes frm break' nawa o

pls o. grin

charijee: carrying out your duty right?

erm remind me. Bearhugz mall?? Okay.....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:12pm On Aug 28, 2014

tmx21: funny you

make sure u come along-two of you.....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:11pm On Aug 28, 2014

charijee: daveP's baby I hail o. .....hope he's meeting up to standard if not he knows what I'll do. .....and that frankben. ....keep your distance. ....he's a. ..............

il get afraid if u show me how. Its only cheriepet that i know ' what she will do' i need evidence to see how u can deal with someone....

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:20pm On Aug 28, 2014

JeffreyJamez: He did not serve me na

oh, u complained b4. Dnt let Gustavo hear you...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:18pm On Aug 28, 2014

JeffreyJamez: Yes we are sweetie.... but.....

hey be nace to ma baby! ( gives him bauer look, his gaze falls) if she's 'sweetie' , then treat her sweetly

wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:17pm On Aug 28, 2014

dre11:
so, u runz the show.....
and he didn't even say a word after I did mention it to him

chairman I hail u oooo

lets see what he gat..

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:15pm On Aug 28, 2014

dre11: am confused @ emboldened

u know I don't get to speak in codes like u do

this one wey dre dey tackle me like pepe!!
Abeg o grin

by effining time! KingTom no dey why?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:12pm On Aug 28, 2014

LogoDWhiz: Lol.. Okay.. Its all good tho.

If I may ask, when did u graduate? And from which institution?

(clears throat) ahahem!!!

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