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Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 7:21pm On Aug 29, 2014
RaphaellaDD: John Cena has lost a cash in before, Damien Sandow too. And it won't be funny if WWE made Brock to sell that summerslam so well only to lose the title to John.
at night of champ?? No one has.. That wat i know.

Based on giving Lesnar time, nothing may happen now. Which means we need a secondary wrestler to strip it from the beast. ( i wonder where chris masters, sheamus and ryback are) chris was exiled from wresting for assault. I can bet he's d perfect match for Lesnar, he's note even slow.

Well we'l see how it turns out. Besides i know this is part of Lesnar's insurance deal been triggered. All have deals, thats why old ones come back. So he may jst be enjoying it.
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 6:57pm On Aug 29, 2014
Im a cena fan and i know how this shows goes to an extent. Cena may be scripted to beat Lesnar. He gets famished in the process and seth comes to cash it in( triple H knows Rollins cant cash in if Lesnar wins. So Cena is the better out of the two to cash his MITB on- none has ever lost cashing-in in history) so lets wait and see Cena reclaim it. The hype will be tooooo much if he cashed in on Lesnar. As in why Rollins?? But Cena may retire after the match. Whatever the outcome. But he'l come back refreshed.

He needs Edge by the ring side to help him, but Edge is enjoying his wife-to be- Betty Phoenix aka Glamazon in canada. (she took leave, but in form of a sack letter to attend to personal life) lets see if Wwe produces a shock by letting Rollins cash in on Lesnar(2/10: how would he beat the man dat ended the streak??) and on Cena(7/10).


Ronke its been long.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m):
KingTom: Dagopiongho! I rebuke grin
( with loud speakers blaring) Put ur hands where i can see em. I repeat put ur hands where i can see em. Ure under arrest for secrecy&double entry. Ul be charged to a law court and u have a right to an attorney!








grin grin grin how far!!!!
Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by daveP(m): 6:09pm On Aug 29, 2014
MzPreshie: Great work here ma'am; just like always. I just love that Rukky boy, ahh, boy is just so sweet. More nepa light to your area.
And about the Dana Bala series, any new update ma'am, I stopped at episode six, is that where you stopped?
(shocked) wow
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:03pm On Aug 29, 2014
kaboninc: For the fact that you've admitted that you do have an insignia, then am correct.
lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:59pm On Aug 29, 2014
[quote author=kaboninc]Now this will be interesting. grin grin grin Tonight is going to be explosive. I'll really heat the scene up. If you can't step up, please stay away cos someone will get burnt. [/quote ] wooooooooooh!! ( jumps inside pool as song titled ave gat a feeling plays)



ave gat a feeling, that tonight gonna be a goodnight,good goodnaaaait!!!! grin grin grin fill the tables, turn the tables. Use the ovens. Ive gat proof against fire. A pity frank aint here. (gustavo arrives) 32persons rem!! Lol make we see joor. (checks wristwatch)
Sports › Re: Today Is Vincent Enyeama's Birthday by daveP(m): 5:40pm On Aug 29, 2014
AirborneLacer: This guy is not getting any younger and is definitely not one to be trusted in goal.

I'd advice we stick with Alampaso.

He's young, beaming with confidence, eager to show the world the stuff he's made of, he wants to make a point - he is the way forward.
hbd to our goalie no1 wish him more accolades and grease to the elbows that saves shots.



Agbim grin grin grin
Alampasu- correct!!! Young, should have been taken to the world cup instead of the above goalie. But he still has time( thats what NFF always say, when time comes, they'l be lost in it)

Ajiboye- dont know why he's nowhere the senior team. A career gone sore perhaps. His rival de gea is doing great.

Who else..... I hope Ike Shorunmu is viewing this thread!!! Lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:26pm On Aug 29, 2014
charijee: The competition is tonight right?......I'm the GUEST here. ......let him go and prepare
okay. I believe its fixed well. U want usurp lanicky's post(chuckles like CHUCk) well lets both watch wat he'l bring grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:23pm On Aug 29, 2014
charijee: I don't know why he really wants me to taste his food. .....just hope after tasting I'm still okay. .....well, kaboninc bring it on
hmm chari, i aint contesting this. Wish i could. But he ask to prove himself. Lets see wat he's gat!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:19pm On Aug 29, 2014
kaboninc: As in...you mean...you really mean you want to....?
lets see what youve got

kaboninc: Lol. But your insignia was on it!
how did the insignia look if you were so close to ascertain it was mine. Lets see how u describe it.... tongue


kaboninc: Of course I do!
okay unveil as u wish to.

kaboninc: Hehehe. Yes oh. This life is a competitive one. How are you today?
(smooches beard in response)

kaboninc: As in...you mean...you really mean you want to....?
hehe, ur mentions go fulenty (clicks fingers happily grin do what you can....

kaboninc: In as much as whats on your dp makes me salivates... wink that will not stop me from bringing mine. Lets go there!
(bounces in readily but stops abruptly) i dont need to contest. U are rather the one contesting, so show me what you've gat!!

kaboninc: Lol. *Am hungry*
mehn this is getting interesting... (drops spatula and randy Orton's animated chef's apron with him) you cook tonight. Potroast or anything you can, and rem...(points to head) u have 29persons thats goina eat dinner. I en gustavo make 31. Plus u 32!!! grin grin grin all must happen indoors(now ul imagine the trick i use in doing dat) no renting of iya risi's pot etc. All indoors. grin grin ( whistles commodores' Nightshift, and bounces out)


twil be some sweet sound, coming down on the nightshift(night)...... grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:04pm On Aug 29, 2014
kaboninc: Lol. If you had looked carefully, you would have seen daveP insignia!
hmm insignia!! I rarely use it like that. only two peeps have it so.......
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:55pm On Aug 29, 2014
kaboninc: Like you want to taste mine.



Na me sabi like na me get your intestine. There are chicken and there are chicken. Depends on who makes yours. If daveP, well you've seen the outcome. But if mine....
i didnt make it o no wonder u quickly want put me on hold. Abeg o shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:53pm On Aug 29, 2014
FrankySnow: I never purged. It was the effect of the chicken I ate. I don't eat chicken and each time I try to, I throwup and loose all my strength. I will almost throwup my intestine because I will throwup everything in my tummy and then... Well, na you sabi.
sorry for dat! U neednt explain! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:52pm On Aug 29, 2014
kaboninc: How you go know? When you dey think of the food daveP pack for you? I just pray you no 'purge' like FrankySnow
hehehe lets go there.....



charijee: like you wanna serve me your own dish. ......
youre free to decide. Seems he has a game plan.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:50pm On Aug 29, 2014
kaboninc: I don't do 'virtual' cooking. So long your 'chef's' food is in virtual (pictorial) form, its still no match. Besides is his food not a 'thing'? Real Tasting is believing!
hmm well it remains in the context of what 'thing' u actually mean!! If its mere thing, i believe you can produce some of the real deal. U definitely missed when i put up the real deal(ma dp is real yeah!)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:47pm On Aug 29, 2014
charijee: is it my chef's food you're referring to as " thing"?.........tasting is believing so showcase yours lemme taste. .......lol @ anything eatable
thanks dear. I give him just tonight to prove his prowess and i mean it (ghen ghen)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:45pm On Aug 29, 2014
kaboninc: Yes I had to...you're acting like you no like food.

I be Grand Master...can eat anything eatable. Moreso I can cook too! grin only worse than that 'thing' daveP does.
hmmm interesting! I smell jealousy
Nairaland General › Re: Post Sharing On Nairaland (Shared Posts) by daveP(m): 4:44pm On Aug 29, 2014
AmberQueen: Gbam!
hope its not im thinking?....





How ave u been. Quite some time smiley
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION


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As the black car drove off, Sam felt a sharp pain on his arm. He felt dizzy and soon fell asleep.

"Gozie, phase 1 completed. Any feed from Oga Hai?" One of the abductors queried.


"Not yet, i percieve we just need to pass low areas to avoid unnecessary distraction. Remember he mustnt wake till we reach location." Gozie replied. He looked at Sam and forced a hard grin. He wondered what 'Oga Hai' wanted from this abduction. He shook of the thought and soon dozed off with the boy in between them.





About Forty minutes later, sam suddenly felt conscious of himself. His memory ran fast and he remembered he was abducted. He tried his possibly best to avoid alerting them. He spied the road they were on and just then Gozie felt he was awake. "Goddammit!" And he injected the young boy again, despite the struggling. Sam slumped back to unconsciousness, luckily the last voice he heard was a constant shout of 'Berger, berger!!' the shout faded.




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"Revive him. Please get some water, fast." Mr Ezey shouted as he held onto the weighty man before he touched the ground. Louis stood shock and scared as this drama unfolded before his eyes. He was already regretting narrating what he saw, but he had no choice. After a few bucketful of splashes, Mr Ojemba revived with a cough. He was assisted to rest on the wall, but he stubbornly stood up and insisted on going to the station.

"Look after your dad, we'l be right back" Mr Ezey instructed Amaka.


"Please madam, i concur you have a picture or two to verify our claims at the station?" Mr Ezey asked. Soon they were at the Area station in fifteen minutes. They reported their case and after listening to Louis's account, the DPO requested for three of his men. He however told them that they'l have to wait till a day went before he could be tagged 'missing'

This almost enraged Mr Ezey, but he tried hard to express the urgency of the matter. This involved a teenager. Why they couldnt just break protocols at the right circumstances was in itself, detestable.


"Officer this boy is my son's friend and classmate. My son neednt be here if not that he was privy to how it went. Officer this young man and his friend would be having a football tourney, an inter-school competition on Monday. Pleeease Officer."

Mrs Ojemba was already creating dramatics display of pain and sorrow and she was forcefully escorted out of the DPO's office. The Officer later succumbed after more pressure from Mr Ezey. Perhaps this emergence spoilt his schedule for the day. He dialled a few lines and ordered his men to team up with other officers and the search began.


"But where is the father of this boy?" Seargent Okoro inquired. Some noise was heard just about that moment at the entrance of the station. It was a Mr Ojemba!




"I said my son is missing, i want to see the boss around here." Mr Ojemba banged at the counter. He was still drenched, but he didnt care. He looked up as Seargent Okoro and Mr Ezey, Louis came out of the office.


"My son was kidnapped for revenge, i know what i'm saying." Mr Ojemba wiped his forehead nervously.

"Are you the father of the boy? My men are already onto this matter"


"I know who is behind this all, i know, i know!" Mr Ojemba angrily exclaimed.


"If you want to talk, Please do come into my office." and he led the way. Mr Ojemba limped as he followed behind. The female Corporal at the counter shook her head and continued with what she was occupied with.



"Come along Mr Ezekiel," the seargent beckoned.



Song: Dr Dre ft Eminem- I need a doctor
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Sports › Re: Oshoala, Uchechi Sunday Named In Super Falcons 33-Woman AWC Squad by daveP(m): 2:51pm On Aug 29, 2014
CFCfan: Chelsea will breeze into the round of 16
yes definitely. I wish they had tough fixtures.

Chelsea getting easy UCL group draws since 18th century. Chelsea-Liverpool-Arsenal-Man city. In order of easy qualification!
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 2:40pm On Aug 29, 2014
Cheriepet: daveP what happened to our updates?
im coming thats wat im doing now.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:33pm On Aug 29, 2014
Cheriepet: my dear d thing tire me o.... make i kukuma get patience eat lunch...

how is Jay?
compensation. Been busy

Phones › Re: Your Calls May Soon Be Monitored- NCC by daveP(m): 2:30pm On Aug 29, 2014
Some aspects in movies are suddenly become a day-day thing. I wonder what next movie would 'predict' another aspect that would be imposed on us.

(Person of interest- jim cavaziel, taraji p hensen) we're just doing this cos of Boko haram(rem the Us govt started this only after 9/11, and reluctant citizens succumbed cos of the attack) so is FG saying it can replay that scene here without enough scare? Hmmm
Politics › Re: My Experience With SARS Operatives In Ibadan; Another SOKA In The Making! by daveP(m): 2:22pm On Aug 29, 2014
( a phone conversation between a politician aka baba o! (salutes) and an officer of top rank)


Baba o: hello good evening officer!


Off: baba O! Owo mi loke!! Any thing for us, cos i know you dont call except you have some lucrative deals for us ( laughs dryly and sarcastically).


Baba O: erm yes.... I hope the 'house' is ripe ( referring to the police cell) baba okirundigboposki requested for two manhoods and some parts il text to you.


Off: at your service. Should i make it 3manhoods? I think i know the oher parts you referrin to.. Hehe baba o!


Baba O: (already smiling) whats your price?

Off: erm erm( uses a pen in anxious calculation. Punches a key or two on a calculator as well) baba O, baba O! Baba O!!! Just 1.1 nothing more. Two more bidders are willing to drop, they called.....


Baba O: (interrupting him mockingly) get it ready and lets meet at my motel.


Off: ( rubs hands in anticipation) baba O!! (drops call and smiles, whistles Asa's no one knows tomorrow; psquare's testimoney) ah no send o!!!!


************
Curtains Fall











The above is fictional and not to taken so serious...... grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:25pm On Aug 29, 2014
MizMyColi: Errmmm
shocked dusted!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m):
One word! Ladies can you truly do what the lady did. Pls be truthful?






TGIF

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:55am On Aug 29, 2014
Cheriepet: morn'n davey

any breakfast for me?
erm yep

Romance › Re: My Experience With My First NL Meet -tmx21 by daveP(m): 11:52am On Aug 29, 2014
Bholutife18: interview? E-interview?
yes on Xhol-TV!! No necessarily here. Il tell u how if youre ready.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 11:49am On Aug 29, 2014
Missmossy: Hehehecheesy i'd be careful"grin"

Its quite funnycheesy
i saw it today. Even nl Greats fell. grin


rem its nt abbreviated english o, but realllll gbagauns. So dont start proof reading if you wana write 'propaganda'
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 11:47am On Aug 29, 2014
Missmossy: Hmmm no special reason though,i just asked.

Whats your favorite movie?
i remain a Bauer fan.
Nt a telemundoic fan, those i stumble o a few interesting korean films.

Should i mention a few. Do so too.....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 9:34am On Aug 29, 2014
Missmossy: Yeah! Kinda @ preparations,my class is for 10am.

Do u watch movies a lot?
lolzzzz thank me later. Though i plan to never be caught...


https://www.nairaland.com/1862128/gbagaun-detector#25587262



plszzz be carefuuullll!!! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:59am On Aug 29, 2014
Hbd to missterious. Cheers!




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