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Cheriepet: Hahahahaha..... except now dat she has said so u are free to call her PS....
davey cant go to my mail still further notice sorry dear

of course she will. You making her look ol, which i dnt likey. Yes!!!


Oh, mail! Okay...

charijee: daveP you know I don't fail to visit. ....expect me tonight. ....hehehehe

olryt.





Or my leave continues indefinitely.

charijee: And you're happy to boast about your ungranted leave. ....ok......

u inspire my response....

(shrugs)








what more can i say?






Il resume if u give a peck

mancheeutd: MTN project fame: N7.5m SUV;
Etisalat Nigerian Idol: N5m multimillion Ngn Contract;
Glo naija sings: N5m SUV;
Gulder ultimate search: N10m plus endorsements;
COWBELL Mathematics competition:N100k;
Spelling Bee: N50k;
School scrabble: N25k...
Coolfm spelling game: a goodie bag
filled with amila drink...
And someone is asking why on earth
WAEC results standard is on the decline

fephew!!!
funny enough from the highest paid to the least, we dont hear from them after 2-3yrs!

QAPHAYNE: How come its nigerians that are schooled by the whites that end up doing us proud? ALAYOTECH!! I smell frontpage.

https://www.nairaland.com/1868316/10-strange-birth-customs-around#25671390

they have a few white teachers. And the owner is a nigerian as well. Basketball have been one factor that helped Doregos shine all over, im glad theyre stepping up scientifically!

isaiah9: Courtney dike seems like a quiet girl and she is funny too judging by her interviews.

i wish the team's around her, but superzee has taken the shine away from her. She deserves 3rd best player@ dis tournament.




Pls where is ohale(defender) from oparanozie's set?

femi4: 2010 on replay!!!

Unlike the 2010 set that depended only on their defensive capabilities, this particular set will give Germany a run for their money.

They have options going forward with the ability to score early goals thereby giving them a psychological advantange over their opponents.

These set of players just have to come to the party on Sunday: Dike, Oshoala, Loveth, Njoku and not forgetting the super surb, SUNDAY that knows how to score goals on Sundays.

Weak point: Our gk Chichi should stay more on her line. I expect the Germans to bombard her with crosses from left and right. The Germans are tall, physical and are very good with their head

we should likewise be careful of them injuring our keep players so early. Thats will be disastrous. ( but il like if we injure saendbritz, and leave them clueless )

@ OP, il like to know if the dipping of newborns in hot, steaming water in ghana is true. ( only heard a doctor from there tell me that) i wonder if thats y theyre so black.

Jennimma: i've been a silent reader. Wud def. comment soon

issorait!












I fine u 10comments(one for each updates, or mother confessor will ascertain the truth from you forcefully)

PrettySpicey: Lanicky you are freaking me out with this 'ma'am' thingy. I know I'm older but I'm not old.

I feel like you are all stilted and polite for some reason.... well whatever it is, I'd sooner be just PrettySpicey than ma'am for some odd reason.

Welcome back.

Btw, left you some whatsapp messages weeks back that have not delivered.

Cheers

Cheriepet!!! U see. When i simply used PS, u almost boxed life outta me. Are you hearing now? ( holds ear in confirmatory remark) youve gat mail!!

MizMyColi:
I try not to think of anyone I'm crushing on. How much more reach out.
Yes, I'd rather die in silence. I have my reasons though.

#NoPride

now thats goina hurt real deep u know! I wish u could tell me d reasons, but.......

CFCfan: In this context, it means you will soon meet the person of ur dreams

chai chai!! Cfcfan chai! okay....

Jennimma: everything is fine.tnk u

okay. (still laughing at her siggy) ave u read the updates yet-ma story?

lanicky: Wow! Good to know u're on top of d world...dat means u're on daveP's head.....I'm in Venus right now chilling with Prettyspicey

Good day to u 2.

i doubt she's even by ma side. That wouldave been satisfying a bit.

lanicky: Leave? what a lazy boy
Hope it's not maternity leave

Yh . ....I av a lot on my desk....I'll av to reply my mentions first den 'll visit literature section lerra

okay. Expecting well, xame wif charijee en jennimma. Bring them along.

PrettySpicey: Glad to know you are back Lani luv

fephew!




How are you doing momma! ( check to see if cheriepet will vex) you gone farrrrrr. Im coming behind you though slowwwwly! TGIF!!

Its a very tough, and hard issue.

And i do wonder why its@ marriage some parents true colors show.

Imagine a man waiting till 42yrs of age. His over strict father swore he mustnt marry a deltan. And he was in love with one. He met her when her was 25yrs. And waited till his dad died before he did a lil wedding with his deltan-love. His mother was inbetween,but the he won her over.
Or........


A lady studies abroad and falls in love with a jamaican, haitian. They love themselves and when parents as her it time to come marry Kola, Ebuka or Nuhu. She drops d bombshell. Father enters shock= stroke. The family crumbles and the lady is blamed( maybe, maybe not)



or This Igbo guy studies abroad, finds a yoruba lover. And they flow. But deep within, the guy knows what his father has required of him before he even travelled abroad. He agreed, but time and experience changes his perspective about everything. He becomes a bad son if he insist on marrying funke, or it adds to the prejudice that funke's parents have about Igbo( father: you se funke, i told you.....)



my point is- is it worth it sometimes. Must he marry the same age father married?( rampant in some places, you refuse, you kick against the goads).

Ave attended a few weddings and either one of the parents are sick,etc some dont even attend at all. Some abadon their parents in old age after confirmation from ' Prophets of old, prayer warriors etc' all adding to the fire. And the question remains. When is it goina stop? When?

lanicky: Yeah...I noticed it.

Body dey kampe

frankben took leave when he discovered ure back. Guess he's erm tired as well. U have a lot on ur desk. So........

Jennimma: lolz. Missed u too

how was ur night, school?

lanicky: Thankz dear...
Good morning.

hope ur fresh en fly? i took culinary-leave since u left, Charijee tried filling in. How body?

Thats a good move by him. The working class frequent subway stations thus he knew where just to find and place himself as advert.






Nigeria.........

The working class line up for BRT, rush for 5am Molue, some causing hold up cos they cant jst leave their exquisite cars at home and reduce the number of automobiles on the express. So....... I guess one can probably advertise on 3rd mainland traffic like the hawkers. You dont know, you just might see a oil company rep......







Rem to put 'working age' as well if youre too old!

Missmossy: All is very fine....hope u better now? Pele....ow was yesterday different?

morning!








Diff as in atmosphere!

Jennimma: hawayu dave?

am good, and u just rounded up ma day as i glanced@ ur signature. Rotflmao



(coughs) i missed you though.

Pls iweala and company dont go and waste our hard earned cash on supporting 'a son of the soyel' like obama's time. I saw onyiuike okereke and co@ d back of the campaign hall on live tv. Yet they supported d man that now treats africa like pooh. Its a good news we should be proud of. But its another avenue for our leaders to siphon cash in the name of mutual support!!



( must all of them have fresh head?)

Jennimma: Lanicky,how are u? Jez saw ur mention. Luv u dave

i heard ma name. Wow look who weve gat ere. wow! Jenni!

(in Bishop Imeh's voice) Bishop Imeh na my guy! Confirm suit!
Victor have hand guy with his forehead. Nkw owoh.....

Mr Ibu's wife dey vex ni. Saka is okay. He don port and d family wont lack a dime till the grad univ.

MizMyColi:

Okay I'm doing this literally




I stated mine there, check well

okay. Seen