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Missmossy: Hehehe... ![]() |
MzMariah: Yep, I'm home now. I don even eat hot banga and fufunawa o,y did u say it sef,(searchess pocket to go buy his own) ![]() |
THE OLANIYAN'S =============================== The Olaniyans were a happy family. Mr Ezekiel his wife, Dupe and 3 kids-Bolu, Louis, and Helen. Mr Ezey was a businessman; specialized in Tiles and Interior Decors. He could recount how many times he smiled to the bank. Quite productive, you would say! His wife on the other hand was her own boss. Dupe couldnt be away from home without adequate provisons for her kids. She loved and cherished them. They made her smile amidst all their troublesome tantrums. The union however took a different turn after 10 years in the marriage. " I'll just leave! No need to tell me too. I'll ' hit the gavel ' myself " she said with a quaky voice on the very bed she was caught ' In the act ' in. " Why! Why!! Why?? " He roared, vibrating the room, and resounding in the corridor. " erm Ezey i can explain. " " Shut up Bayo! Shut up!! " He raised his umbrella in a slow manner and pointed at his university colleague, and only best friend. " You could still not just, just stop this foolishness. Now you landed my very own wife?? " His voice gave way to a shrill. He gave her a last glance and walked out of the Hotel, upsetting some servants with trolleys, refusing to turn back, to care. He stopped caring a few seconds ago. If only these servants knew that! He took the stairs in his annoyance, perhaps to feel his anger, his pain and hurt as it soared up and down his throat. By the time he ignited his car, the feeling converted through his legs and he left a cloud of dust behind. That night, Louis and Helen never saw their beloved mom come home. It was just the beginning of loneliness and constant questions, whimperings for them. Bolu wasnt at home! That night Mr Ezekiel dropped the bombshell. Anyhow, but imminently. Theme Song: Lighthouse Family-I Wish |
Cheriepet: I am still not wanted here..... daveP God is watching u in 7D(takes her hand and leads her to VVVIP) ![]() |
kayjuu: Really? I'm at the confluence statemehn! Where exactly? |
charijee: I'm here na...come give me my own share abegerm here
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mencade5: make i quote all these names before them use mention finish me like the other day.i know the perfect guy..... |
Cheriepet: I dey where u leave me davey... hope u bring kulikuli come backi didnt leave u o! Love i bringeth en masse.care for some.oh kuli-theyve burgled ma bag.those boys called bros! charijee: Are you saying you missed us...well we're shuffling the two places...why didn't I what?u didnt tell us... |
redgem: Thanksso have u met the house already,or ul be waiting for the much awaited steve-harvey induction!( a steve harvey accent is used to welcome new members) ![]() Cheriepet: u just randed like randlover... mm hmm... wlcum o ![]() |
lalasticlala: Dave what's happening here?na ma story bro,started already.will update soon this evening. |
Cheriepet:hi how u doing? Redgem: hi,welcome ![]() |
Xtarxhyne: hmmmmmm kkwherez ur guy?learnt u fought? |
MzMariah: Lol. I'm in Benin now.mehn,that was fast! Hw journey? |
charijee: Hello daveP...you looking for us?i tot JJ was joking that day,now he took u along.why didnt u tell....well am good,i travelled to the confluence state.some business deal! Uve gat to drag ur man back ere u know!!asides that,its all been good(smiles) |
missyhorlah: rides in with my bicycle.urgh i came late,d first sit has been taken already front seat isnt the main ere,ave employed the services of a french concerto-engineer to make the audience view quite palatable,and sizzling.(gestures to VVVIP section) pls mi'lady!!Frontseat VVVIP,VVIP,VIP,regular(sees VVVIP remains 6 to full) fephew! (exits to prepare effortlessly) brb |
Missmossy: Na u dey enjoy be that ooolol.if i hear,but im waiting for you to join me.infact,time should FFW! ![]() |
Kindly bear wif me,ama preping to.lil patience! |
Xtarxhyne: noooono vex joor-my story. Cheriepet abeg.i jst landed home from erm.somewhere(5hrs away from home)(prostrates in maltese style)modified |
Plz flood the gates,il fill in the fountains!(gestures hand in duke's welcoming style) jumainsexy, kayjuu, IfyAngela, bustyhelen, lekinz, JigsawKillah, mencade5(no egg-frying here!), KingTom, lalasticlalaa, Caracta, softandsweet, lanicky, solotutu, Lorlaahlozz, iceberylin, lovelyronke20, Omavik, kingphilip, Adufetohposh, CFCfan, Xsenga, LogoDWhiz, ChEkWaSIyKe, Antell95, missyhorlah, Xtarxhyne, lalasticlala, MzMariah, Therock5555, Missmossy, paulaspearz |
IfyAngela: Continue naw davePba3 i guess ama have to start adjust to make updates constant.. ![]() |
The lady that my 1000th post referenced too!! ![]() Idowuogbo- i write sweetlines,she no trip! ;( lalasticlala-cool guy then Caracta-love the personality |
Dygeasy: hmm...guy all these choosing they r choosing u!abi u don enter 1chance.chai! Infact u scarce.... |
Xtarxhyne: What's davep doing herei caused enough troubles for yu.okay ama leave....... ![]() |
Missmossy: Pretty cool,don't mention.something like that! ![]() |
MzMariah u brought me ere.well am back@ ma base! Stressful johnny sorry journey |
Missmossy: Hehehe...u'd get there someday naa,its just a matter of time.sure!thanks how d day moving? ![]() |
JigsawKillah: JJ and Chari? Errrrrr i cant really tellplz do,en pm me or il resign likwise.lanicky r u seeing this? |
JigsawKillah: im far away but still close to my wifey shau never check ba? Hw ur side.beside waxup wif JJ en Chari.they jst ![]() |
Missmossy: Who do we have here? am good! Im still in his rookieness level o! |
LaurelP: Real man my arrse!the face(s) these particular ladies make when tryna pass it across,infact they serious pass chika ike on set!! ![]() |
Lalasticlala, nikkypearl summed it up en made me speechless/talkless!!! |
nikkypearl: Classically trashy! ![]() |
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