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Romance › Re: . by daveP(m): 3:50pm On Jul 10, 2014
Better run and change everything changeable.since the man doesnt bother about her movements or follows her if he is that ready to keep his marriage.i thing something smell here.
Romance › Re: . by daveP(m): 3:48pm On Jul 10, 2014
miztola: You collect recharge cards,you talk for more than 40misn(u both prolly send sms to each other) abi? no need to advice the OP,he sure as hell enjoying the attention!! the gist sef de vex me,na correct slap u need make ur brain reset
grin grin no vex reach that level now.besides wana see d face-dp
Family › Re: Mum Suffocates 11-month-old-son Then Mourns His Death On Facebook (photo) by daveP(m): 3:38pm On Jul 10, 2014
While another woman somewhere else around the world is praying hard,visiting prophets,wizards,etc just to get a child.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Female Celebrities Whose Husbands Are Much Older Than Them (Photos) by daveP(m): 3:32pm On Jul 10, 2014
bustyhelen: age is just a number when d man is rich ooo
hmm! How u doing?
Romance › Re: . by daveP(m): 3:29pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: I smell lies tongue
if u like smell roasted corn! Ave said mine,and its true!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:26pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Kp is my witness..we heard u together
whatt!! Spill it,i know its nt true. KP whats she saying?hope its nt what im thinking?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:24pm On Jul 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne: i dnt like him..he touchd d touchables...

Ayaf vex finish..lanicky lets go and abort d tin sef
shockedshockedshocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:23pm On Jul 10, 2014
harlos: lorlaa.... Why na sadsad

so u sef dey believe
am lost here sad is this about her guy?
Harlos ure yet to tell me about this-- ' let the no-nonsense guy comes back' a post by u!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:17pm On Jul 10, 2014
3Dimension: davep wetin she tell u?
i did hear well,but i heard ur name!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:15pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: I even heard u telling DaveP about it
i never heard nothing!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:12pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky: *sniffs* seriously uncle ayam not lying embarassed

*whispers something into daveP's ear* tongue
Aha!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:10pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky: Wow! See ur white teeth tongue



Prepare to do what huh
to travel.
Romance › Re: . by daveP(m): 3:08pm On Jul 10, 2014
Wait o,why are the ladies bothered? If u never lie den extinguish off! It read 'popular lies' which means a guy will have a better answer,do i need to frypan heads on this thread againhuh
My own @topic:-
telling me she's a lekki babe(i dont still understand this part till date),yet she couldnt understand the word 'exterminate'
telling me she's engaged(i detest this amongst all the lies),only to find out my classmate dey bleep her.they know her for that street wella.
And what i call voice formation(changing ajegunle/rough accent to abuja accent) only to catch her redhanded by calling with anoda number(she said in a local accent- talon soro!) i cut shapaligrin .she asked why i never called after 3months.
I expect a counter-thread perhaps
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:50pm On Jul 10, 2014
Weve got a new member.... I read MO,i guess am goina follow.yes u..
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:43pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky: Ooppss! I mean *VILLAGE DOCTOR*
hehehe,its nt working.hehe! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:42pm On Jul 10, 2014
Tonetonz: thanks,afternoon am just there ooo
Oau wahala
hwz the place now.besides am yet to be intoduced.this isnt good!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:39pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky: See village lawyer cheesy
how can i be doctor@ d same time lawyer eh? Chai!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:37pm On Jul 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne: cont'd

I tried resistn bt i cldnt...U knw i have a fin 4 cute guys cheesy...Ds guy is hot lyk Amala kiss...His eyes and lips were tempting...
hmm,i wonder hw dis happens under my watch.i guess i need to travel soon.jst after this test.lanicky prepare.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:34pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky: Lol....we're d kettle calling harlos black tongue
lucky u she has confessed.what need do we have of witnesses!
Celebrities › Re: I’m Single And Not Searching For A Man–39year Old Actress, Nkiru Sylvanus Brags by daveP(m): 2:29pm On Jul 10, 2014
MzMariah: OK.
sunshinning day.
Family › Re: Did Your Parents Have Any Body Language? by daveP(m): 2:23pm On Jul 10, 2014
Would i call it observation or investigation? But i have come to conclude children that parents use ' body language' for always have self esteem issues!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:14pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky: Lol....see first class amebo grin
u dont use such languages in my lab young lady! Wait hw did u professional script-write that story.hmm kettle calling d pot black! Hmm
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:11pm On Jul 10, 2014
3Dimension: Mr. Davep conducting a paternity test for the foetus?

Hmmm. How reliable is this test? Don't u think it wouldbe better if done on the child rather than the foetus.

Anyway

Let's have ur result
erm,i King Tom can brief u on how it works,lemme set up d gadgets.its goina be less painful trust me,wait r u d father? U look concerned?(puts on gloves) grin
Politics › Re: Why APC Is Jittery — PDP National Scribe by daveP(m): 2:05pm On Jul 10, 2014
Later some lagos ignoramuses will start hearing another tale,and start passing wrong info around.
Let him continue to beg for votes,its too synonymous with an inactive governor!
Sports › Re: World Cup Fact File by daveP(m): 2:02pm On Jul 10, 2014
kingphilip: I tire o dem no wan do the needful
jst dey pray o,cos they fit fall person hand wella.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:52pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky: *whispers* Xtarxhyne is pregnant for harlos lipsrsealed
shockedshocked wher did they both get d energy play 'the game' huh. *searches for keys to King tom's paternity test clinic* the court doesnt need to chair this. *opens door* this room was last opened 3yrs ago.guess its needful again*rubs palm* time to investigate!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:39pm On Jul 10, 2014
charijee: Morning house!!
JeffreyJamez my one and only...you slept like a baby last nite...how're you sweetie?
Cheriepet and her heartthrob 3Dimension...wakie wakie its morning already...how was your nite?
Kingphilip and lorlaahlozz....hope you're doing great and sorry for your phone may be you manage a Nokia torch..hehehe
Kayjuu oo...where art thou...missed you plenty plenty
Tmx21....where have you gone to...more ink to your pen @ your work
Harlos...how's your fasting going?
Lanicky...my lil princess...sorry for the ban ok...we'll protest round NL with placards today on your behalf "UNBAN LANICKY"
Jigsawkillah...what's popping on your side?
Davep...how body na...what's for breakfast?
Missyhorlah...enjoy your maternity leave and don't come back without the shooter
ToneTonz...good to have you back...how was your nite?
LaurinaDavid and wittie...newest couple...how you doing?
LogoDWhiz...hope I got it sha...I noticed your absence
King Tom....all work and no play......
Mum PrettySpicey...I know your pen's warming...missed you mum
PrinceAdepoju...mama missed you so much
Noble4d....hw was your nite?
Jennimma....how you doing dear?
Xtarxhyne...what's new?
Mzmariah...how you?
**who else**One love keeps us together!
yes o! I don arrived(pulls of raincoat)whats new guys?
Celebrities › Re: I’m Single And Not Searching For A Man–39year Old Actress, Nkiru Sylvanus Brags by daveP(m): 1:31pm On Jul 10, 2014
MzMariah: Did you say incantations? shocked shocked shocked Holy moses grin

*Rushes out to throw up grin*
grin grin hawayu! Jst dey carefs o
Celebrities › Re: I’m Single And Not Searching For A Man–39year Old Actress, Nkiru Sylvanus Brags by daveP(m): 10:52pm On Jul 09, 2014
MzMariah: I'm sorry, I was attending Brazil's burial so I forgot.

How did your day go? I came back not to long from one aboki's place. the guy indomi dey make sense whalai grin
be careful of these aboki indomie joints o,i caught one doing what looked like incantations over the box of indomie.there is God o!! grin grin
Forum Games › Re: . by daveP(m): 10:39pm On Jul 09, 2014
LogoDWhiz: Xtarxhyne
Queenesther
why would u forget xsenga?

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