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One sentence:- if their was a boxing match betwixt them all like. Lynx vs jim iyke(in dat shorts) lynx vs dbanj(i go laugh for ring side) lynx vs uti(hmm) lynxx will floor all of them. ![]() |
Ama call cleaning services to clean up this place. Twas a great parry though! Nite ! |
Widout makeup then il rate this.. :> ![]() |
This is a big stunner to some newbies,but 90% of nollywood are involved in occultic one way or the other.some from university level to celeb level,they still patronize d same cult.later one arabic thinking fella will come on Nl saying dbanj aint occultic.the ladies sef(those wif develish tatooes) Egetasebee!! |
Hmm what a way to 'securius futurius' abeg lemme feed my ' alertus securitus' aka bingo. The rent is jst 1/15 of what servicing gives her yearly. |
missyhorlah: if I ont c ur mail ehn!I ll ....(interrupting her in Olu Jacob's baritonic pitch) and what will u do? |
Layolaw: don't mind the op, l think he is one of the apc e-goats on NL, the pix is not even now, it shld be around 2011 b4 senatorial electioninfact my lagos frnds are still nt convinced when i told them the truth about this whole election,despite saying i stay there.seems the media is verry extremely powerful. Ekitans/Ekitiketes!! Wish for the best! |
LogoDWhiz: Lolah i go cry kwuomot! It didnt,jst tot of it after i sent a lil amount. |
missyhorlah: dream is short precisely.u were talking.lemme msg u ![]() |
I just imagined this scenario after i sent credit to one of ma guys this evening. Me:tobi shey u don see d 1k credit i send.i send d digits to u? Tobi: wha wha what r u saying nw.i neva see anything jare.i dey charge my fone for barber saloon! Me: yeh! U mean 30mins ago.who was there.( some badt guys say my text and shapali loaded it and deleted d txt,so tobi wnt know)!! That would be painful u know! |
Lala has been deserving Fp since.yet no reaction from 'them' . This office romance took a new light when one aunty neighbour came back from work crying.no body around.so that time i use my young boy to try comfort her,nas o she BURST into tears(oga don sack her after wooing and asking for etc,then rudeness 1day,and Gbam na sack ![]() |
lalasticlala: ya.okay,its all good! |
bustyhelen: dave p no meeeee oooohuuuh! Pishios or ADONBILIVIT!! we know hw it goes on a rainy day in d keke napep/brt now! |
bustyhelen: dave its like u will make a good husband ![]() |
LogoDWhiz: Lol. 5 strands? its jst perfect yet visible!! |
missyhorlah: waheva!!and its not like his voice is alluring !!infact its annoying ni!!whatsup wv d dream jare(whistling 'whern she hears it' by jason derulo) 'she heard a voice downstairs,it sounds like the angels in heaven upstairs.she cannnt but fall in love with ma voiceee,cos she knew aint gat no choice.thus i turn her on....(beat starts)yeah yeah..... |
lalasticlala: lol. ![]() |
LogoDWhiz: For your mind u get beard o.cos uve seen it ba? D 5strands is enof,just perfect!! ![]() |
LogoDWhiz: For your mind u get beard o. |
missyhorlah: u kuku won't gimme hypertension!u wan fnish all d food that dy parry ni(singing shaggy's wasnt me) she caught me in da shower ,saw the marks on ma shoulder,even had it on camera.couldnt help scream louder....wasnt me!!!!! |
missyhorlah: what did I do?hw soon u forget- key words:shiver,cold,and teas perhaps u can rem nw! |
missyhorlah: Dave p o#shouting#where is he now!!at least the parry is over(staggers in singing) won shagolo dey porta! Won shagolo dey lukano......iceprince call me o! |
Exit |
[quote author=Ms_Steph]all i see is Boo.obs here[/quote]hehehe thats foluke perhaps |
lalasticlalaa: [/quote][quote author=lalasticlalaa] |
Oh okay okay |
lalasticlala: lolokay,inbox me wetin happen.spambot? |
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