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Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of The Most Stylish And Fashionable Male Entertainers In Nigeria by daveP(m): 11:09pm On Jul 05, 2014
One sentence:- if their was a boxing match betwixt them all like.
Lynx vs jim iyke(in dat shorts)
lynx vs dbanj(i go laugh for ring side)
lynx vs uti(hmm)
lynxx will floor all of them. grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Cheriepet.. by daveP(m): 11:01pm On Jul 05, 2014
Ama call cleaning services to clean up this place. Twas a great parry though! Nite !
Fashion › Re: Stunning! Toke Makinwa's Outfit To The Fayrouz L'original Show's Red Carpet by daveP(m): 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2014
Widout makeup then il rate this.. :> embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Top 10 Most Controversial Nigerian Entertainers by daveP(m): 10:51pm On Jul 05, 2014
This is a big stunner to some newbies,but 90% of nollywood are involved in occultic one way or the other.some from university level to celeb level,they still patronize d same cult.later one arabic thinking fella will come on Nl saying dbanj aint occultic.the ladies sef(those wif develish tatooes) Egetasebee!!
Celebrities › Re: I Make N2.6m Yearly As Landlady — Cossy Orjiakor by daveP(m): 10:46pm On Jul 05, 2014
Hmm what a way to 'securius futurius' abeg lemme feed my ' alertus securitus' aka bingo.
The rent is jst 1/15 of what servicing gives her yearly.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:42pm On Jul 05, 2014
missyhorlah: if I ont c ur mail ehn!I ll ....
(interrupting her in Olu Jacob's baritonic pitch) and what will u do?
Politics › Re: Fayose, Fayemi Meet Again (picture) by daveP(m): 10:38pm On Jul 05, 2014
Layolaw: don't mind the op, l think he is one of the apc e-goats on NL, the pix is not even now, it shld be around 2011 b4 senatorial election
infact my lagos frnds are still nt convinced when i told them the truth about this whole election,despite saying i stay there.seems the media is verry extremely powerful. Ekitans/Ekitiketes!! Wish for the best!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:34pm On Jul 05, 2014
LogoDWhiz: Lol

Did it really happened?
ah i go cry kwuomot! It didnt,jst tot of it after i sent a lil amount.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2014
missyhorlah: grin laugh is killing me!I hope u aint trying to make me forget about the dream
grin grin dream is short precisely.u were talking.lemme msg u wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:54pm On Jul 05, 2014
I just imagined this scenario after i sent credit to one of ma guys this evening.
Me:tobi shey u don see d 1k credit i send.i send d digits to u?
Tobi: wha wha what r u saying nw.i neva see anything jare.i dey charge my fone for barber saloon!
Me: yeh! U mean 30mins ago.who was there.( some badt guys say my text and shapali loaded it and deleted d txt,so tobi wnt know)!!
That would be painful u know!
Romance › Re: The Pitfalls Of An Office Romance by daveP(m): 9:48pm On Jul 05, 2014
Lala has been deserving Fp since.yet no reaction from 'them' . This office romance took a new light when one aunty neighbour came back from work crying.no body around.so that time i use my young boy to try comfort her,nas o she BURST into tears(oga don sack her after wooing and asking for etc,then rudeness 1day,and Gbam na sackshocked .'buhuhuhu' she cried!! What will i do? She's married today,and when she meets me ,she jst smiles and talk freely.i pitied her that day though. grin grin
Family › Re: 10 Ways To Stop Fighting In A Marriage by daveP(m): 9:38pm On Jul 05, 2014
lalasticlala: ya.

found it difficult posting here for 3 days oo. had to get that one
okay,its all good!
Romance › Re: 10 Things Women Keep In Their Handbags by daveP(m): 9:36pm On Jul 05, 2014
bustyhelen: dave p no meeeee oooo
huuuh! Pishios or ADONBILIVIT!! grin grin grin grin
we know hw it goes on a rainy day in d keke napep/brt now!
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Meet Nigerian Female Celebrities Married To White Men + How They Met by daveP(m): 9:33pm On Jul 05, 2014
bustyhelen: dave its like u will make a good husband
shocked shocked.hmm! No dey spark/ignite ma head before the time now.batteries still charging! grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:29pm On Jul 05, 2014
LogoDWhiz: Lol. 5 strands?
I Bette pass u self
grin grin grin grin its jst perfect yet visible!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:26pm On Jul 05, 2014
missyhorlah: waheva!!and its not like his voice is alluring !!infact its annoying ni!!whatsup wv d dream jare
(whistling 'whern she hears it' by jason derulo) 'she heard a voice downstairs,it sounds like the angels in heaven upstairs.she cannnt but fall in love with ma voiceee,cos she knew aint gat no choice.thus i turn her on....(beat starts)yeah yeah.....
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Top 10 Most Controversial Nigerian Entertainers by daveP(m): 8:23pm On Jul 05, 2014
lalasticlala: lol.
I supposed
grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:22pm On Jul 05, 2014
LogoDWhiz: For your mind u get beard o.

Lol.. What?

Hmm. Nice one.

Waiting for more responses... Should I start mentioning names?
cos uve seen it ba? D 5strands is enof,just perfect!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2014
LogoDWhiz: For your mind u get beard o.

Lol.. What?

Hmm. Nice one.

Waiting for more responses... Should I start mentioning names?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:18pm On Jul 05, 2014
missyhorlah: u kuku won't gimme hypertension!u wan fnish all d food that dy parry ni
(singing shaggy's wasnt me) she caught me in da shower ,saw the marks on ma shoulder,even had it on camera.couldnt help scream louder....wasnt me!!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:16pm On Jul 05, 2014
missyhorlah: what did I do?
hw soon u forget- key words:shiver,cold,and teas perhaps u can rem nw!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:24pm On Jul 05, 2014
missyhorlah: Dave p o#shouting#where is he now!!at least the parry is over
(staggers in singing) won shagolo dey porta! Won shagolo dey lukano......iceprince call me o!
Forum Games › Re: Four Letter Word Game: Start New Words With The Last Letter (reloaded) by daveP(m): 4:30pm On Jul 05, 2014
Exit
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Top 10 Most Controversial Nigerian Entertainers by daveP(m): 4:25pm On Jul 05, 2014
[quote author=Ms_Steph]all i see is Boo.obs here[/quote]hehehe thats foluke perhaps
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Top 10 Most Controversial Nigerian Entertainers by daveP(m): 4:23pm On Jul 05, 2014
lalasticlalaa: [/quote][quote author=lalasticlalaa]
Family › Re: 10 Ways To Stop Fighting In A Marriage by daveP(m): 4:21pm On Jul 05, 2014
Oh okay okay
Family › Re: 10 Ways To Stop Fighting In A Marriage by daveP(m): 4:21pm On Jul 05, 2014
lalasticlala: lol
ya
okay,inbox me wetin happen.spambot?

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