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hrykanu231:
I think, the word "difference" would have been more appropriate than "differences" in that context. I might be wrong, but I am open to learning

hrykanu231:
Please is it difference or differences?

DominusPrime:
I'm happy you've braced up for insults. You are a really big fool not to know that you cannot train a lady through the university and she will end up with you. Only a minute number will. A whole medical student? This gullible? When in my school medical students are the most sought after you are here being fooled by a young girl.
Let me tell you what a girl told me just b4 she broke up with her bf cos of a doctor. Her mum told her that even though she's studying mls she must come back with a doctor as husband o. Cos the other girls who are marrying doctors don't have extra breast and yansh and she cannot understand why she will send her to medical school and she will say she married a radiographer...
To be honest that is the most wicked thing I've heard a mother tell her daughter about any man in the medical field irrespective of designation but that's to tell u how much doctors are sought after cos everyone knows they run out of the country once they are done. So for u to be played for a fool right from 200 level beats me. Now who is better off after you both count your losses? Of course she is cos that money you gave her could have been used to better yourself or just left in the bank to accumulate dust. Hope you've learnt your life lesson. We as men must fall mugu to get wisdom. All of us bashing you have been in this shoes but yours is by far the dumbest I've ever seen.

Wait, you even passed up an opportunity to travel out cos of her? Ah my brother whomever do you this thing no go die well..even the ladies here would laugh at your stupidity...

merahki:
I edit only when I get a mention.
I look at what I impulsively sent and would maybe correct the really grating mistakes because, habit and indoctrination
And yeah, I am doing well, thank you. Hope you are too, even more than I am kwa (I responded to your bolded bit after changing the meaning, for my pleasure )
Bye

merahki:
I didn’t even know delearn was a word- I though I forged it . I just like using it- there should be a delearn- like one doing it on their own in a cold turkey kinda way. Unlearn would be like being taught to do it, like being given the treatment. ( In my books/mind). I treat the Inglis however I want. It is not Igbo, and so i cannot worship it.
For my SAT I was in the 97 percentile
For GRE I had 790/800 or so then
For my WAEC I had an A, and etc. I am the person whose friends always call up during word games, for the meaning of words, and I would totally, completely annihilate you in a scrabble game or quick crossword. In a formal setting, you would not speak or wrote as good as me, I would put money on this. But? I will do whatever I want with the language, even inventing words (in this case, thinking I came up with it ). So suck it in, or walk on your head in frustration!
Lol.

dazzlingd:
Two guys under the disguise of female monikers chatting with each other.....

merahki:
Lol
Glorying in your language of subjugation.
You should be ashamed of any desire or compulsion to speak or write your darling Inglis perfectly well...or of the need to shame people who are “bad” at it.
It is self and mental slavery in a simple nutshell.
Cc pmoye
Real intelligence- the ability to unlearn, delearn, learn or relearn what is, and when necessary.
One has little emotional intelligence if they have little or no empathy.

ehmmy11:
your points made sense but needs time to be implemented .. I was thinking it was a switch of a button . Thanks for your time.

GuestLog:
I can't categorically tell you there's one single formula to get any girl into bed but I can tell you one or two things that works for me
1. Play with their emotions: Women are naturally emotional. I tend to induce a range of emotions during conversation with any lady I have time for. Ending the moment if a sweet unforgettable note.

2: Body language: I'm a master at this. I don't know how I do it but I can make a woman think about what it'd be like to have sex with me without even realising she's been manipulated. When she gets hooked to the idea and I sense it, I distant myself and allow her do the chasing.

3: Always look good, scent nice & spend on her carefully but make it seem like you are willing to do more than you are capable at the moment.

This is my general default formula. At the extreme instance, I can go the full length to get a woman if I want. Even to see her parents if needs be just to convince her.

weyreypey:
Braintrain

You're not anonymous Lloyd....

pmoye:
Abeg guy, no vex. I wasn't trying to insult you.
It is not an insult to say a dead man is dead. (Odysseus, in Troy).

But I have a question (you needn't answer thought): whatever makes you think you are better than the girls twerking for cash? At least they
are providing a service in exchange for the money they receive. They are infinitely better than someone (like you) who does babiala-adura-agba on different threads, expect free cash for nothing. You should show some respect to those girls; twerking is a specific skill.

I don't think begging is a skill though.

That's still not an insult.

pmoye:
When I was serving in the North years ago, my stockbroker mistakenly transferred N3.4 m to my bank account. I was waiting for him to call or something, he never did. Neither was it reversed by the bank. That evening I called him and told him what had happened. The second day I went to the bank to return the money to him.

Whether it was right or wrong to have done so (according to street-smartness) I wouldn't know; but then I wanted to build wealth that I could confidently say was cleanly mine.

seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it because that shit would have spoilt my reputation.. of all him pikin, na me my parents trust pass.. up till now self, they really confide in me..
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

GuestLog:
Before or after writing JAMB 5 times?

pmoye:
By trying to change it to 'am' you've successfully complicated your situation.

Ajolee92:
Don't mind the mofo, looking for flaws to pick on, just for the records am well read, so don't use some silly mistake to judge me

Ajolee92:
That's a typo error, I meant to say am, jeez!!

GuestLog:
I wish his girlfriend was cheap. She wasn't, I'm experienced in breaking excuses & defences. You won't understand. There's very few women I cannot get.

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

MODIFIED:
Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

Paul8000:
Good evening ladies and gents...

My name is Paul, I am married to my beautiful wife Vivian by name for the past 16 years . We have 5 wonderful children together Jemima 15, Isaac 12, Elizabeth 9, Samuel 6 and Tabitha 3. We are based in Liberia. We both are working and earning well by God grace. I have few issues with my wife that brought me here to get some advice.

Anytime my wife and I had some misunderstanding, she does involve the children. The oldest 3 she tells them everything including how I cheated on her, she also feed them with lies that I am a bad man and I want to kills her. She tells them so many things to make them hate me. They will disrespect and keeping malice with me to the extend of if I send them for errands, she will stop them and tell them not to go. No matter how much I shouted at them to go, they will not obey me because their mother has the final say. For example my wife and I are having some misunderstandings for over 3 weeks now, we are not talking or sleeping in the same room. I have tried to makes things works for us but she refused.

The children are also keeping malice with me. I sent Elizabeth to go and get some water for me, she obeyed and went to the kitchen, few moments later she came back empty handed staring at me in shock. I asked her what about the water she said her mother said I should go in the kitchen to get the water myself . At that moment I just couldn’t take it anymore I exploded in anger I went to the kitchen we had a heated arguments she pour water on me I really wanted to hit her so hard but I control my anger and walked away.

I left the house for 3 days to cool down. because I was so angry with her I just wanted to be alone. I then went home after 3 days,my 3 oldest children acted like they hadn’t seen me they were busy with their phone/ tablets and it was only my 2 youngest that were missing me they both hugged me like never before me. My youngest daughter refuse to leave my room she even slept in my room. I could see how much she misses me. My wife on her side acted like nothing too her normal behaviour as usual . For the sake of my 2 youngest children I sat her down and talked with her. How we should makes things better for the sake of our children especially the younger ones.

I have apologized to her on my knees all to no avail. I am tired of my wife turning my children against me they have becoming out of control ... I can’t correct them it pains me a lot to see my own children disrespecting me. I don’t want them to grow up and hate me all their life I want to have my family back. A happy home how we used to be before but my wife don’t want to cooperate with me I thought this lock-down will bring us together so we could sorted out our differences and fix our marriage to become better but all to no avail.

I am writing this sitting inside my car in the compound because I can’t even go inside the house because I have nobody to talk to my 2 youngest children that keeps me busy are asleep. I am so lonely all alone please how can I put an end to all this I am fed up ...

Anyone who has ever experienced something like this can you please advice me on how did you overcome this. I hope I was brief enough...

chiddyok:
Sorry, I meant what level are you? Since you know FIDA is dumb.

chiddyok:
Oh really? And what year were you called?
Op contact FIDA, the radio host like someone above me suggested is also a good idea, he has helped many people and won’t turn away someone who really needs help.
It does not matter whether they were formally married in court or not. Was she his dependent? Did they live together as man and wife? And even if they claim it’s their culture, as long as it’s repulsive the law won’t support it.

KingAzubuike:
Madam's husband must have been the one that caught him. Madam's husband must have grabbed her him from behind while he was doing chores , Madam's husband tried to force his was through only to meet a scrotum where the vagina was supposed to be. He got disappointed and furious.

Osagyefo98:
Who say Hausa no get talent...

How this Tagwaye of a man mimics buhari is so hilarious..

God bless your new age..

Chosen1984:
I saw this as a Revelation/Vision

Certain people took an Oath of Secrecy following the death of the Former Chief of Staff!

Also those who are Milking Nigeria dry in the Name of Presidential task force or whatever position..

Hear This!!!!

For those who swore the oath of secrecy! The only Choice you have to break that oath and expose what should be Exposed! Without Doing this, you all will Mysteriously Join Abba kyari in this Season of Corona plaugue!

For those who are Miliking the Nation in the Name of Corona Virus Presidential Task force and all that!
You have used your Hands to kill yourselves!!

The Sword of Judgement is stretch out on The Nigerian Nation...

Major men are still going down!

Ladylite:
Your pastor should have paired you with a female evangelist. Evangelism should be done with wisdom. Yes o, wisdom.

One time some boys in the hood saw a Ghanaian from a Baptist church over here, she was very shaped and she loved to preach one on one, sadly they deceived her like they were listening, they followed her to church the next Sunday but did not go for the next one month.

She went to visit them, and they gave her a simple chilled Coca-Cola and when she drank it she went unconscious, only to wake up covered with speerrrm and naked on a bed after the six guys had wrecked havoc on her.... They had everything on tape and threatened to expose her if she did not obey them. She was too scared, she ran back to Africa and never returned.

Right now I hear she is in Ghana Adult film industry. That encounter gave her a downsyndrome child. But she ain't a Christian no more.


So sis, never go alone. They may be planning for you. Pls be prayerful and watch you back. Also get pepper spray.


I personally go only with church group, it's safer and wiser. It is high school over here I go to speak to teenage girls so they can behave better.

Missimelda01 do you go for evangelism?

jmoore:
As usual evading the facts starring at his face.
Your pastor is not a levite. He is not a descendant of Levi.
Continue....

adontcare:
my friend go to fida, who will help u out there, no lawyer will assist without charging huge amount of naira. Pls fida is cheaper. Or contact the people president on radio

sevo:
This govt incompetence reeks to the high heavens...see the muntula following them to decontaminate the area.. Not fully kitted too...is this govt allergic to doing things right??WTF!!