₦airaland Forum

techmo:
Don't insult Ogun by comparing it to poor ebonyi

SmartProf:
It's important to note that this phase of reopening is meant for those in graduating classes, to enable them prepare optimally towards external examinations. Hopefully things returns back to normal soonest for everyone to resume, including public University students because ASUU is still on strike. I only fear that as with schools, once there is an outbreak, even though sporadic, schools maybe shut down again...we must be ready for staggered classroom schooling while optimizing our e-learning options

greenandy:
Shaaaaaaa. Is Nigeria no more a federation?


What business has Abuja federal government got with Statutory Marriage in other states in Nigeria?

LeeMason:
Parents of the pride abi bride when wan use bride price take buy Bugatti una don hear? Govt has reduced their fee, we cannot pay a hefty price for someone we'll still manage her wahala and stubbornness for the rest of our lives.

jidamsel43:
Who told you that Senator Ajimobi died of Covid-19? He has been tested negative for the virus before his death.
Besides, there are many conspiracy theories concerning this virus. There has not been any proven cause or origin of this virus. So. any assumption can be true

Peace666:
If that is really an earthquake, then

Its obvious the world is coming to an end.

"... And there shall be earthquake in divers places, wars and rumors of war."

I ain't religious but the prophesies of the holy book keeps repeating itself.

Lets get ready for the coming of Christ o. Its real.


Make i even wake Yetunde make she start to the go[b][/b].

Jwonder:
He is now the official Choirmaster of APC with no political weight

SmartProf:
Vote of Thanks:
On behalf of the masses, we hereby thank Mr. Giadom for being a very effective National chairman during his short spell in office. He carried out so much reforms within a very short but productive time which included amongst others, blowing out all chaffs from the APC national office and ending the ambitions of a greedy godfather through his stooge Oshiomole. We now recommend that you (Giadom) proceed now to updating your CV and include your new competencies. We look forward to contacting you any time we have issues of national importance like this. Thank you
DJ, can you now play us the happy birthday song once again, for the listening pleasure of those recalcitrant elements in APC who refused to attend the NEC meeting. Fellow Nairalanders listen, dance to the tune, and be blessed

NwaNimo1:
Life shah........

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decatalyst:
Something is not right.


What happens to peeing on his body, even in his sleep? Abi the Wall gecko these guys eat don block that function?

Built2last:
So the spirit of Suicide is back to Naija.

Bible calls it Spirit of heaviness. We were promised garment of joy for spirit of heaviness.

Its a spirit that starts with voices in your head.

when ever you hear that voice dont ignore it, open your moth and scream, i shall not die, i shall not kill myself, i will get over this.

If you keep quiet, you will take your life cos the voice will never stop

Petenoir:
Èèyàn. Why not replace it with a goat's genital.

RedPhoenix:
The world's new endemic, self obsession and self worship that ultimately evolves into narcissism



The beginning of narcissism, self worship. And this is what most self help apologetics teach not in fulfillment in one's higher calling or service to divinity, humanity and one another

azmanaty02:
Nawao

But why must women always cheat in relationships?? Can't they keep their ass down in one place??

kenny714433:
That's why it's called "Adventure". It's risky and the risks makes it more fun for the adventurers.

I remember what happened to me after reading King Solomon's mine. Damn! A book that told horrifying journey into a dessert just to discover a mine filled with diamonds. Most of the characters died due to thirst and snow.

I smiled, decided to become the next adventurer. Since my place is quite near to blue river of Azumini, Abia state, I considered the river.

The lush vegetation and crystal blue river made the place resemble Caribbean sea. "Oh! Capt. Jack Sparrow d second is here" I boasted to all those who cared to listen.

As I stepped into the cold blue river, it gave me a scintillating and sweet feelings. Little did I know that my egungun is already dancing to the express and my village people won't stop the drum.

One small boy pushed me inside to check my skills and even ran away bcoz they were playing pursue game. I tried screaming for help, the more I did the more gulp I took. I fell like lead and was lucky to push my legs against the river floor.

A hand picked my collar and dragged me back to life. Instead of those little imps to feel sorry, they burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Na so swimming take end for me. Till today the only water I love is the one inside cup. My eyes red as if I smoke expired weed.

When I arrived home, I wrote in my diary "Today I survived shipwreck and was marooned in the island of blue sea. And my next adventure will be in the Bermuda.

luminouz:
Deep....

My love for adventure is second to none but ritual killers, herdsmen and now covid-19 no let person pass him boundary.

philip0906:
Make I no lie, Oyinbo people dey burst person head atimes.

Their curiosity is out of this world. Like I can imagine a black man, dying while trying to reach a bus left in the wilderness, when no be say him papa leave generational wealth for there.

Anuoluwa1234:
See dear, let me tell you this in case you don't know.
Don't let any spiritual leader fool you, biko Nigerians are damn too gullible for my liking. .
I am a Christian, and believe me, am a very spiritual fellow, but I can't cajole you with spirituality . There is spirituality and there is reality.
Spirituality is that, God is powerful etc. But the reality is that God is not a Magician. There is a great difference btw God and magicians.
Don't dare God at all, we are talking about Virus here biko..( an intracellular obligate parasite).
Do you know what that means, of all microns, Virus is still the maddest, they HV no definite shape, they react anyhow..
I weak for this religious ppl hooo

TwentyOnePilots:
Sincerely, we all need to be very careful at this point in time. This thing is really getting out of hand! Please, let's stay safe.

Youngoppa:
It seems your brain has being programmed to reason upside down.......

In case you dont know, Ojukwu is in need of servants in heaven...

Davash222:
Move your moody and dilapidated body out of here now!!

MoodyQueen:
Reno the blind shepherd leading blind sheep.

YorubaKinging:
Thank you Lord

The helper of the poor

The Righteous King that behold all things

And judge the oppressors and give them according to the works of thier hands

This is the beginning,My God will punish all those using thier power to oppress the poor and the helpless

The Lion of Judah liveth

BeautifulWoman:
I was curious for many years about my sexuality if I was a lesbian, bisexual, or straight. At a point, I fell in love with both a lady and a man. I liked the company and warmth of a girlfriend but also enjoy the strength and safety that comes with a male.

I am happy I chose one lifestyle and my heart is free.

obiekunie2:
at least i know my name, my root and who my father is - but you do you know your name? can a bastard know his father's name?

Chikelue2000:
the useless one is u...bro how can u say that of a lady who was killed for no cause?

obiekunie2:
useless idiot woman!

TheFacelessMan:
Yes, I passed through this city on a mission to Marrakech.

It was an action-filled evening.

oz4real83:
During Gej's administration, we had about three "presidents" even though Gej was the figurehead. This wasn't what Nigerians like us wanted, we wanted somebody that will be in charge and act as being in charge. We voted PMB because we thought as a retired army General, he will display that characteristic of somebody, who was "in charge". Unfortunately, Nigeria now have many "presidents" who weren't voted for, just like in Gej's administration. It is even was now cause unlike in Gej's time We had about three, now We have far more than three. We don't even know the particular "president" who is dishing out commands sometimes. Everybody in Aso rock is now a president especially if u are related to PMB. I join millions of other people to ask a question Babachir Lawal once asked, who is the presidency?