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Crime / Re: Area Boys Clash At Abule-Ado, Lagos. See Photos by davidizuchukwu(m): 7:33pm On Aug 18, 2016
mordtonia:
Abule ado!
I remember that my first bf used to live there, that boi deceive me tire!!!
I hope he gets killed in this 'clash'.


Awwwwww....... That's crazy baby!!!!! Is the hate up to this extent? I apologize on his behalf...... Please don't be angry again.
Take it easy

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Sports / Dream Team Finally Arrives Brazil After Delays by davidizuchukwu(m): 8:34pm On Aug 04, 2016
The Nigerian dream team finally arrived Brazil where they will take on Japan in Manaus after a shaky and faulty travel plan. Nigeria risk fatigue as they are billed to take on Japan the same day they arrived, in fact in about few hours.

On Tuesday the Charter Airline refused to airlift the team citing non-payment of fares which was not reflecting in the airline’s account despite claims by Nigerian officials that it had made payment.

Yesterday, Wednesday, the flight was canceled because the aircraft was too small. The flight however left Atlanta at 8:21A( American Eastern Time) and lands in Manaus at 2:07P ( American Eastern Time). The match between Nigeria and Japan kicks off at 9P ( American Eastern Time) which is 2AM local time in Nigeria.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/08/photos-nigeria-dream-finally-arrived.html

cc: lalasticlala mynd44
Romance / Re: by davidizuchukwu(m): 7:34pm On Jun 03, 2016
Ilegend......ur truly a legend bro..!!!!!!! I love ur tips and they work like magic...!!!! I use them a lot and it works wonders for me . Even before I came across ur post here. But its always fun to learn new tips from the masters like u..!!! LOL
Pls, I'll be expecting the part two of ur tips!! Izuchukwudaveed@yahoo.com

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Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by davidizuchukwu(m): 6:53pm On Jun 03, 2016
I don't think the fart is from the anus. I think the fart is from the pussy.....that's the air trying to escape from her pussy when ur pushing ur dick in and out.
Celebrities / Re: Who's Tee Billz Barber, The Guy Is Just Good.. PHOTO by davidizuchukwu(m): 8:13am On May 01, 2016
I thought I was the only one who felt the same way about his hair cuts... I need the barber's number too.....I swear the barber is just too good.

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Celebrities / Re: TeeBillz Instagram Account Wasn't Hacked - See Reasons by davidizuchukwu(m): 11:53am On Apr 29, 2016
Smellymouth:
Lol...After the damage is done.

You carry wedding go Dubai so ur fans no go fit come chop Jollof rice, now wahala dey, you are now gisting the fans.

Who Dubai wedding EPP? undecided


My brotherrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U have hit them where it hurts...!!!!!! U nailed it!!!! Lmao
VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NL 2016 cool

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Car Talk / Re: Ferrari And Lamborghini Spotted In Lagos By FreezeCoolFm (photos) by davidizuchukwu(m): 5:29pm On Apr 18, 2016
twoondei:
That Lekki can make you do crazy things

I swear down bro......ur right
Health / Re: Ladies Please What Are The Remedies Of Severe Painful Menstruationss by davidizuchukwu(m): 8:32am On Apr 16, 2016
klassykute:
some girls say na bitter leaf water ooo .. and wch guy wan blow when d girl dey mp ... disgusting ... when a girl is on her mp .. SHE SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM SHUGAR FOR THE MAIN TIME ..


Thanks klassykute....appreciate
Health / Re: Ladies Please What Are The Remedies Of Severe Painful Menstruationss by davidizuchukwu(m): 8:31am On Apr 16, 2016
sheunfemix:
my sister that is so wrong. that is the lie men tell women in other to sleep with them.
@Op if the pain is that severe I suggest she go see a doctor. She will be given the right medication. I had a friend who went to the hospital to get injection two days before her period cos of cramps at times she wud be admitted. Said its called Dysmenorrhea. Some pple say. not to have sex during menses cos for some one with Dysmenorrhea it puts pressure on d uterus especially during orgasssm or for others it is a form of exercising uterus , the contraction during orgassm makes the blood flow out easily like u are wringing a cloth. But I assure u not having sex isn't the cause of Dysmenorrhea.


Men stop deceiving our ladies grin. Men are always present in woman palava. DysMENorrhea.

Thanks a lot sir...I appreciate this
Health / Re: Ladies Please What Are The Remedies Of Severe Painful Menstruationss by davidizuchukwu(m): 8:18am On Apr 16, 2016
Thanks for your suggestion born again child.
I appreciate.
Health / Ladies Please What Are The Remedies Of Severe Painful Menstruationss by davidizuchukwu(m): 7:57am On Apr 16, 2016
I have a friend who suffers from severe painful cramps and I'm so bothered about it because of the pains she goes through.
She's a virgin and could being a virgin also add to the menstrual pains?
Ladies in the house please help me out.
Your various suggestions, experiences and ways u got rid of your own pains would go a long way in helping out.
Thank you all.
Romance / Re: Pregnancy~ The Latest Trend. by davidizuchukwu(m): 6:59am On Aug 12, 2015
goldbim:
It's not just you ooo.its happening everywhere now!I guess most babes are tired of being Careful when doing d dooooo(smiles)..funny enuf ,when pregnancy happens,most guys now wants BABIES but not the carrier of the baby.they'll say they don't want any girl to tie them down with pregnancy..(Its all about making money for most guys now)they l say have the baby,then let's see how it goes abt us.that's y you see more of babymama's around nw.in most cases,the guys are proud of d kids..he's well relaxed that what's d need to. get married when he has a child already?the babe'll just be there knowing fully well that the guy has moved on!!in most cases,the lady has to start allover again.while d guy is making money and rolling with fine babes and can easily wed one when he's ready.
Moral lesson:every pregnant babe is responsible for her action!*pls pardon my epistle ooo*lol

Ur 100% correct...!!! Shout out to u
Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Spouse Is Having Sex With Your Sibling? by davidizuchukwu(m): 3:37pm On Aug 08, 2015
softysparky:
Eliminate him!

Because none of my siblings would stoop so low, meaning he raped her.


That's right. I totally agree with u
#Word
Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth And "Hot" Wife, Share Photos From Timeout In US by davidizuchukwu(m): 7:17pm On Aug 06, 2015
mrborntodoit:


Mind your fvcking business , slow poke

People like u are animals....pokng ur dirty nose inot everything and finding foolish mistakes and faults to talk about.
Do u have a better dress sense than the person you are condemning? Your nothing but a silly scum Bleep my friend. Anyways, ur still a child. grow up
Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth And "Hot" Wife, Share Photos From Timeout In US by davidizuchukwu(m): 7:07pm On Aug 06, 2015
mrborntodoit:


I'm already better than any of your slow poke génération , posts on Nairaland were meant for people to comment on, I never knew vultures like you had china phones to comment.

Just do us a favor , use your china phone to ping your fellow vultures whenever you find dead animals or open graves to feed on, instead of disturbing people on here cheesy

udele like you should be busy scouting for corpse in the evil forest


Taaaaaa.....see this punk ass nigga. Gimme ur address let's do it physically. Fool
Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth And "Hot" Wife, Share Photos From Timeout In US by davidizuchukwu(m): 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2015
mrborntodoit:


Mind your fvcking business , slow poke


Your just a silly asshole for a human being. What was ur bizness on her dressing? Pple like you don't go far in life cuz ur always poke nosing on other pple's affairs.
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Bowing To Amaechi In A Throwback Photo by davidizuchukwu(m): 7:45pm On Aug 05, 2015
ladyF:
Lol
U wan make pple fight abi

heheheh It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again grin grin grin

This lady F !!!! Ur own don dey too much gan
Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth And "Hot" Wife, Share Photos From Timeout In US by davidizuchukwu(m): 7:12am On Aug 02, 2015
mrborntodoit:
His wife is hot but those snickers in the 2nd pix doesn't march her raggy top , her short also seems like she over forced her self into it .

Stop looking for stupid reasons to condemn her dressing. Its just a casual dressing for chilling.
Jokes Etc / The Last Party I Attended. by davidizuchukwu(m): 8:06pm On Jun 29, 2015
I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t get to us sitting at the front.

Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front but unfortunately I had already moved to sit at the back. Again the drink didn’t get to me.

I was so furious that I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. One of the ladies started the sharing from the front, the second lady started distributing from the back. The two ladies were sharing fried turkey.

When they got to the middle where I was seated, it got finished again! Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, putting my face in my hands… but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl for me to pick. I stretched and put my hands inside the bowl… Guess what was in the bowl?

Toothpicks.
Business / Commercial Plots Of Land For Sale Near Free Trade Zone Ibeju Lekki by davidizuchukwu(m): 9:25pm On Jun 05, 2015
It located on coastal road after eleko near the free trade zone.
Title of the property is C of 0

Investing in this part of lagos is a superlatively guaranteed return on investment due to the mega Government and private projects ongoing and upcoming in this area. The surrounding projects will inevitable drive up the price of lands in this axis of lagos. This area has been termed the next "Dubai of Africa"; thus, it is bound to experience astronomical land value increase when the Free Trade Zone, Deep Sea Port and Dangote Refinery are in full operation. Moreover, other projects are the New International Airport, Industrial Park, Pan Atlantic University, Prestigious Gated Estates

Investors are trooping in, tank farms and industries are springing up. Join the wise investors today and reap colossal returns when the lands will sell for very high prices.

FOR DETAILS AND SITE INSPECTION CONTACT MR DAVID ON +2348134845536 OR +2348139590083
DON'T WAIT TO BY LAND ....BUY LAND THEN WAIT
Properties / BUY AFFORDABLE PLOTS OF LAND AT IBEJU LEKKI LAGOS by davidizuchukwu(m): 4:07pm On Jun 04, 2015
Lekki palace estate phase 2 is located on the popular lekki-epe expressway before eleko junction ibeju lekki. Its a Fantastic area and also a dry land. C of O, survey plan and other relevant documents to the property are available for inspection.

Close areas of interest to the estate are....
Deep Sea Port (Deeper than Tincan Port, Apapa)
New International Airport
Free Trade Zone
Dangote Refinery
Pan Africa University
Lakes Resort &Golf Course
Several Local/ Foreign Companies
Several upcoming Gated Estates &lots more
Hurry up and get your Plot now at reasonable rates.
Flexible payment plan is also allowed.

FOR DETAILS AND ENQURIES CONTACT MR DAVID ON +2348134845536 OR +2348139590083
DON'T WAIT TO BUY LAND.....BUY LAND THEN WAIT.

Romance / Re: My Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her Almost 8 Times A Day by davidizuchukwu(m): 10:11am On May 20, 2015
Bro, I'm tempted to ask this question.........is your wife a calabar lady?
Because the sex is just too much!!!!!
Haba!!!!!!!! 8times a day? Guussshhhh
You should not allow her kill you before your time
And please try to get her pregnant as soon as possible so she'll be busy nursing a child.

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