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FrancisTony:
This over-rated dung of a school can brag, eh.
Funny enough, they have slum as a hostel with 8 or 10 students squatting inside a tattered room.
This useless school breed Ebola infested bats.
Wake up and stop living in your past glory.
Great Ife kor, Great Ife ni


Lubbish!
Keep stealing the glory of other schools.
Have you forgotten he's a product of "University of Ibadan" - First and the best.
I wonder when Universities started impacting on lecturers.
"Thiefing Ife"

Yeye dey small.

Modified -
I know people will ask me how many times I failed OAU P.UTME.

Ntorr, truth hurts and I haven't stepped my foot in Ife not to talk/write about OAU.

A bloody liar as you are,you never did what??

I know you like consoling yourself
Your enmity for the Great Citadel of learning is just because you failed her PUTME but you should thank your God at least you are now studying your animal science (instead of medicine) in UI.... I think you should face your studies now and stop spitting out rubbish..
Anymore lie from you ,then you are finished.....

Make e no be like say meself i no ask question


1,How many bat dey OAU
2,Shey toilet dey the hostels abi we go carry po come from house
3,Wetin be the colour of our school uniform
4,How many meals will they provide for us per day...


some questions here are very annoying;like asking how to behave in class.... SMH
Please dont let us forget the other thread i'm looking forward to some peoples testimony there....

New monickers here ..
where is Deji,haydot,leitner,understatement,babysmart,ummn and the likes??
report yourselves.

It is a victory for all .. Let's work together to make Nigeria a great nation.

Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM

See another ffk in the making.. What happens to kano??

A myopic view .

The Senate of the Obafemi Awolowo University,
Ile-Ife, has approved that the University should
resume for the 2014/2015 academic session on
Sunday, May 3rd, 2015
The highlights are as follow:
April 6, 2015 – On-Line Screening for fresh
student Commences.
May 3, 2015 – Fresh Students come into
Residence for 2014/2015 Harmattan Semester.
May 4, 2015 – On-Line Registration for Courses
for 2014/2015 Harmattan Semester Commences.
May 4- May10, 2015 – Orientation Week for Fresh
Students.
May 11 – May 15, 2015 – Clearance at Faculty
and Admission Offices.
May 10, 2014 – Returning Undergraduate
Resume.
May 11, 2015 – Harmattan Semester Lectures
Begin
May 20, 2015 – Faculty/ Student Colloquium
June 2, 2015 – End of Normal Registration for
courses
June 3, 2015 – Late Registration with Penalty
June 16, 2015 – End of Late Registration with
Penalty
June 16, 2015 – MATRICULATION
INSTRUCTIONS TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS
FOR THE 2014/2015 ACADEMIC YEAR
Candidates who made Obafemi Awolowo
University, Ile-Ife their first choice and took the
Obafemi Awolowo University Post UTME are
advised to check their names from the list of
candidates admitted by the Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board (JAMB) on the Obafemi
Awolowo University Website (www.oauife.edu.ng)
or e-portal.oauife.edu.ng and follow the
procedures for registration as laid out.
Confirmation of admission on the OAU website
shall commence with the payment of non-
refundable acceptance fee of N20, 000.00 (fresh
students only).
Candidates shall thereafter continue with the
registration procedure as detailed out on the e-
portal of the website as provided above i.e.
(www.oauife.edu.ng) or e-portal.oauife.edu.ng.
Candidates are required to pay appropriate
charges as indicated below with a copy of
payment slip downloaded on OAU e-portal to any
of the branches of the following banks:
Zenith Bank Plc United Bank for Africa Plc Access
Bank Plc
Skye Bank Plc IBTC Stanbic Bank Plc Fidelity
Bank Plc
First Bank Plc Diamond Bank Plc Manstreet Bank
Plc
ECO Bank Plc WEMA Bank Plc Union Bank Plc
Guarantee Trust Bank Plc
The schedule of other charges for the session is
as detailed below:
(A) I. 2014/2015 MISCELLANEOUS/
DEPARTMENTAL CHARGES FOR FRESH
UNDERGRADUATE, DIPLOMA AND DIRECT ENTRY
STUDENTS
FACULTY/PROGRAMMES CHARGES PER SESSION
LAW/ARTS/SOCIAL SCIENCES/ADMIN/EDU.ARTS
N43,700 Per Session
SCIENCE/EDM/EDUC. SCIENCE/TECH/AGRIC
N54,700 Per Session
BASIC MEDICAL SCIENCE, CLINICAL SCIENCE,
DENTISTRY/PHARMACY N57,700 Per Session
2.
and a Development Levy of Eighteen thousand
naira (N18,000.00), which is paid once and for all
by Fresh Students throughout the duration of
their studentship in the University.
i) Faculty of Administration (Diploma in Local
Government Studies) Tuition – 63,300.00
TISHIP (Tertiary Institutions Students Health
Insurance Prog.) – 1,600.00
TOTAL N64,900.00
ii) Accommodation: – N3,090.00
(Freshmen will be provided accommodation on
first come first served basis)
II. OTHER REQUIREMENTS FOR 2014/2015
REGISTRATION OF FRESHMEN
Candidates who have been offered admission
should upload their credentials including Birth
Certificate/Sworn Declaration of Age. Each
candidate will be required to submit his/her
Registration certificate Form as downloaded to
the Faculty Secretary. They will also be required
to present the print out of the certificate form for
further screening on resumption.
III. SCREENING OF FRESH STUDENTS
All screening are to be done on-line. All freshmen
are expected to complete their screening before
they come to campus.
IV. PROCEDURE FOR ACCESSING THE E-
PORTAL:
1. Log on to the University e-portal using your
Registration Number and the Password you used
last on the portal.
2. Complete the following forms correctly on the
e-Portal.
(i) CERTIFICATE FORM (for not more than two
sittings)
(ii) BIO-DATA
(iii) COURSE REGISTRATION FORM
(iv) BED SPACE CLEARANCE FORM (Optional)
The Course Registration Form will only be
available upon:
(a) Successful filling of forms (i) and (ii) above.
(b) Payment of appropriate Charges at the banks.
Please note that 2000 spaces only are available
for each of the Special Electives except SER 001
and LIB 001, which are compulsory for all Fresh
Students.
3. Problems, if any, will be addressed on-line
using any of the following options:
(i) Online help in the e-portal
(ii) Six Hotlines will be available for contact (the
Hot lines will be available on the e-portal)
(iii) E-mail:- isis@oauife.edu.ng can be used as
well.

The Senate of the Obafemi Awolowo University,
Ile-Ife, has approved that the University should
resume for the 2014/2015 academic session on
Sunday, May 3rd, 2015
The highlights are as follow:
April 6, 2015 – On-Line Screening for fresh
student Commences.
May 3, 2015 – Fresh Students come into
Residence for 2014/2015 Harmattan Semester.
May 4, 2015 – On-Line Registration for Courses
for 2014/2015 Harmattan Semester Commences.
May 4- May10, 2015 – Orientation Week for Fresh
Students.
May 11 – May 15, 2015 – Clearance at Faculty
and Admission Offices.
May 10, 2014 – Returning Undergraduate
Resume.
May 11, 2015 – Harmattan Semester Lectures
Begin
May 20, 2015 – Faculty/ Student Colloquium
June 2, 2015 – End of Normal Registration for
courses
June 3, 2015 – Late Registration with Penalty
June 16, 2015 – End of Late Registration with
Penalty
June 16, 2015 – MATRICULATION
INSTRUCTIONS TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS
FOR THE 2014/2015 ACADEMIC YEAR
Candidates who made Obafemi Awolowo
University, Ile-Ife their first choice and took the
Obafemi Awolowo University Post UTME are
advised to check their names from the list of
candidates admitted by the Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board (JAMB) on the Obafemi
Awolowo University Website (www.oauife.edu.ng)
or e-portal.oauife.edu.ng and follow the
procedures for registration as laid out.
Confirmation of admission on the OAU website
shall commence with the payment of non-
refundable acceptance fee of N20, 000.00 (fresh
students only).
Candidates shall thereafter continue with the
registration procedure as detailed out on the e-
portal of the website as provided above i.e.
(www.oauife.edu.ng) or e-portal.oauife.edu.ng.
Candidates are required to pay appropriate
charges as indicated below with a copy of
payment slip downloaded on OAU e-portal to any
of the branches of the following banks:
Zenith Bank Plc United Bank for Africa Plc Access
Bank Plc
Skye Bank Plc IBTC Stanbic Bank Plc Fidelity
Bank Plc
First Bank Plc Diamond Bank Plc Manstreet Bank
Plc
ECO Bank Plc WEMA Bank Plc Union Bank Plc
Guarantee Trust Bank Plc
The schedule of other charges for the session is
as detailed below:
(A) I. 2014/2015 MISCELLANEOUS/
DEPARTMENTAL CHARGES FOR FRESH
UNDERGRADUATE, DIPLOMA AND DIRECT ENTRY
STUDENTS
FACULTY/PROGRAMMES CHARGES PER SESSION
LAW/ARTS/SOCIAL SCIENCES/ADMIN/EDU.ARTS
N43,700 Per Session
SCIENCE/EDM/EDUC. SCIENCE/TECH/AGRIC
N54,700 Per Session
BASIC MEDICAL SCIENCE, CLINICAL SCIENCE,
DENTISTRY/PHARMACY N57,700 Per Session
2.
and a Development Levy of Eighteen thousand
naira (N18,000.00), which is paid once and for all
by Fresh Students throughout the duration of
their studentship in the University.
i) Faculty of Administration (Diploma in Local
Government Studies) Tuition – 63,300.00
TISHIP (Tertiary Institutions Students Health
Insurance Prog.) – 1,600.00
TOTAL N64,900.00
ii) Accommodation: – N3,090.00
(Freshmen will be provided accommodation on
first come first served basis)
II. OTHER REQUIREMENTS FOR 2014/2015
REGISTRATION OF FRESHMEN
Candidates who have been offered admission
should upload their credentials including Birth
Certificate/Sworn Declaration of Age. Each
candidate will be required to submit his/her
Registration certificate Form as downloaded to
the Faculty Secretary. They will also be required
to present the print out of the certificate form for
further screening on resumption.
III. SCREENING OF FRESH STUDENTS
All screening are to be done on-line. All freshmen
are expected to complete their screening before
they come to campus.
IV. PROCEDURE FOR ACCESSING THE E-
PORTAL:
1. Log on to the University e-portal using your
Registration Number and the Password you used
last on the portal.
2. Complete the following forms correctly on the
e-Portal.
(i) CERTIFICATE FORM (for not more than two
sittings)
(ii) BIO-DATA
(iii) COURSE REGISTRATION FORM
(iv) BED SPACE CLEARANCE FORM (Optional)
The Course Registration Form will only be
available upon:
(a) Successful filling of forms (i) and (ii) above.
(b) Payment of appropriate Charges at the banks.
Please note that 2000 spaces only are available
for each of the Special Electives except SER 001
and LIB 001, which are compulsory for all Fresh
Students.
3. Problems, if any, will be addressed on-line
using any of the following options:
(i) Online help in the e-portal
(ii) Six Hotlines will be available for contact (the
Hot lines will be available on the e-portal)
(iii) E-mail:- isis@oauife.edu.ng can be used as
well.

kweentemi:
Important infformation to all..........no more list from OAU.......decline any news.....I tell u this.

You are now admitted ,right??

Treasureoluwaseun:
oya ur numba

This is Cephas right?? I called you earlier.

fortunella:
GEJ till 2019. Buhari is unintelligent
A group has mocked President Goodluck Jonathan in newspaper political adverts with famous answers he gave to journalists in recent past. The advertisement was made in one of the national dailies last week. The group modified “Goodluck Ebele Jonathan” to “Goodluck Dunno Jonathan” based on his famous phrase “I don’t know”. They added questions like, ‘do you know where the Chibok girls are?’, ‘is it true that $20Billion is missing from NNPC?’, and more….with supposed replies tantamount to making a mockery of the president.html

The OP is so unintelligent to the extent,he also emphasized on the 'i dont know' policy of his boss.

@OP That's fact,not an attack.

CaptainGeneral1:
Please stop spreading rumour. OAU 3rd list is not yet out. It will be out by April, stop decieving us. . Don't mind my joke, it is out. Thanks to God I made it. International Relations.

I need just one bottle of orijin from you.

Treasureoluwaseun:
fantastic, u no dey watsapp again ni

I dey o.

Treasureoluwaseun:
mascot, lng tym ooo

Baba how how your side?

D.E list is out and confirmed,upload your picture if you are asked and you will see the notification.

SaintRobs:
*were?

Thanks.

Vicky001:
yes ooooo

Wow !! Wecome dear,so happy for you.

barackoking:
SEE FOR URSELF
Admission Information
FACULTY: Arts
DEPARTMENT: English
COURSE ADMITTED FOR: B.A English
COURSE CHANGED TO: Nil
ADMISSION MODE: UTME
ADMISSION STATUS: ADMITTED. CONGRATULATIONS !
.

You are welcome to the English league.....

Vicky001:
Oh Yes!! Jesus answers prayers....

Where you given English??

Profjay97:
. a beg no carry rumour jor. i left d oau adm office by 4pm 2day. and dem dem say dey are still. compiling d list. dem go release am by early april

Your reaction is normal jare.... I was like that two years ago.....

Profjay97:
. bro. i think u dey expect oau 3rd adm list b4. ni. or wat??

He is no more expecting,as the third list is out.

EmBashir:
ur numbers have been saved but a little patience is needed to gather few numbers... Kindly inform our coursemates you knw

I think those for linguistics and literature should be added also,or what do you think??

EmBashir:
Seconded!
So, ur numbers... Only English and English Edu freshers... Stallites are also welcome, to give enlightment base on their experience in precious years in d department

07065776479 Olanrewaju David ,English Language.

Rachie97:
Add me up. 07062044902. Rachel. English Lang.

suggesting we should have our own whatsapp group. For English majors only, English Education included.

DEEWHON:
@Davidmascot...LOLzzz.... List not least ........ @abimiju ....The phrase "reliable source" has been greatly abused..... So let just wait and see ....

Ok ,we are patiently waiting.

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 052 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

The ever dogged time keeper,dont worry i will vouch for you at the student union level;as a time keeper tho.

DEEWHON:
heloo guys..... expect the list today!!!!!

Let me help you out, the least or the list?

crowniran:
yea bro..my name is John...wats ur course sir?

English Language,and my name is David.

FrancisTony:
Anybody who criticize their prestigious University is either an illiterate or has failed their school P.UTME before.

Then prove him wrong then havent you sat for the school's PUTME before？

crowniran:
April 20th for online registration.... OK o

Guys be giving themselves hope since Aug24th



wait till sept
find something to do

Guy you better go get sense.