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RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by DavidTheGeek: 10:14pm On Nov 11, 2016
Estharfabian calling the guy's mum is a no no no. I didn't read through to check if you've apologised tho, i know you used to be a good girl, stop fighting biko. I don't wanto ban anyone this evening cheesy
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Write Ogun Residents, Demand Money And Christmas Gifts by DavidTheGeek: 10:11pm On Nov 11, 2016
"Strong men of the road that own the night" grin
TV/MoviesRe: Mobile Movies by DavidTheGeek: 10:05pm On Nov 11, 2016
For Series (season films), if you're using an android phone, Download Tv Series Downloader => https://www.datafilehost.com/d/e37e3a35 (download link)

For normal movies => http://mp4mania.video
EventsRe: "Big" Bride Got Married... See Lovely Pre-wedding And Wedding Photos by DavidTheGeek: 9:56pm On Nov 11, 2016
Dimples999:
Hml! kiss
But see him sit on top of her undecided that's not cute cry
It's cute dhurrrr grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Sites Can You Download Series For Free? by DavidTheGeek: 7:52pm On Nov 11, 2016
Android users can download TvSeries Downloader app. => https://www.datafilehost.com/d/e37e3a35
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DavidTheGeek: 7:47pm On Nov 11, 2016
For those asking where can they download series from, here's the best option for android users... TvSeries Downloader. I've uploaded the app online for you guys.
Download with this link => https://www.datafilehost.com/d/e37e3a35

Cc SpicyMimi
WebmastersRe: A Nairalander Is Set To Beat Facebook by DavidTheGeek: 10:22am On Nov 11, 2016
........ OKAY.

Well done. Here's my quick review.

1. Your site isn't mobile friendly
2. Your home isn't well designed... it looks untidy
3. Showing list of members is that really necessary? I don't think so.
4. Your website has no purpose.

BTW Trying to promote your website with "bla bla bla by a Nairalander" shows you're not proud of the site YOU CREATED. So why then should we give a f**k? huh
WebmastersRe: Advanced Blogger's Group On Whatsapp Drop Your Num by DavidTheGeek: 3:01pm On Nov 09, 2016
Jejelomoekonlo:

Mods, Please help a brother, na the
conomic recession
I need cash for a project I'm currently working on, I can't go out to work full time, so I just want to turn my skills into quick cash right now using this medium.
I will Install & design your blog for just N2k in 24 hours. Pay after service, when you have your login details and you are satisfied with what you see.....
Bro you'll be shocked that after you're done designing the blog and sending the person the details, the person would stop responding.

Telling you this from experience. (A blogger is currently rocking a logo i built for him, he didn't pay our agreed price (he didn't pay anything), he doesn't reply my Facebook messages anymore.)

I've got similar experience too in building apps for bloggers.

Just a word of caution.
WebmastersRe: Get A wordpress Android App For 10k by DavidTheGeek: 8:28pm On Nov 08, 2016
aragon4realz:
I feel you...that's him,himself and hisself lol
grin grin
WebmastersRe: Get A wordpress Android App For 10k by DavidTheGeek: 7:03pm On Nov 08, 2016
kvngDavid:
Hello guys, this guy is real I just picked mine up for 10k I hv started flexing it with fiends
davinchecodes:
thanks and you are welcome.
grin Scammers spotted..

davinchecodes is also kvngDavid
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 5:56am On Nov 08, 2016
peterpen:
nice one, buh there are questions waiting for answers too...tanks
HARDDON just answered you bro.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek:
Ribena02:
I'm going to be straight forward in my question, but I would need a perfect solution,thanks... There's dis lady I met @dusk on my way to a bank atm, I presume she was coming back from sch lectures because I stay around school area so I see most of them, I walked towards her & halt her walk like I knew her sonmwhr, eventually she gave in with d clues I threw to her, then I collected her digit then left... I chatted her up on watsapp like 2days after, then remind her the scenario in which we met,the next thing she said was yeah she remember but how did I get her digit, whic got me surprised, then I remind her ow I got it by typing my digit on her fone to beep mine& she said ok...I had to stop d chat dat night because I lost interest in d chat already d nite, so I told her goodnite... So since then wen I chat her up, her responses is alwas hostile & I'm sure dat because I'm standing on d rules of not showing too much interest in her with my replies to hers & she decided to form d hard to get for me too...if I call, she won't pick,tho I never make d call pass just one & dats fo d day if she doesn't pick up... Now to d question, she forms hard to get with harsh replies,tho its not an abusive one but I wil alwas flow wit d harshness & stil stand on my rules of not making it obvious I'm interested in her dat much bh u guys know wat we want if tho we don't want them to be aware of it, what can I do to bring her shoulders down? Tried to be funny wit d replies I give her too but she would jst send a laff smiley but still ignore d calls & stil give uninterested replies.. WHAT SHOULD I DO ?
Defuse her "harshness" by poking fun at her. Assume she's interested in you.

Ask her why does she reply your texts like a shy secondary girl who's just fallen in love for the first time.

For not picking your calls, you can poke her in similar manner.. Call her twice, if she doesn't pick, send her a text... "I guess you've heard too"..

When she replys with "What"... Tell her your voice is so charming that girls fall hopelessly in love with you when they hear you talk. Tell her you think that's why she doesn't pick your calls... cuz she doesn't want to fall for you more than she already has.

If you pull this (for calls).. make sure when you guys talk on phone the conversation is funny and interesting... and end the call while she's enjoying it by telling her duty calls, you've got something to attend to.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Unveils 'Satan 2' Missile Image by DavidTheGeek: 4:19pm On Oct 26, 2016
seunny4lif:
Which fight you see Russia inside??
Russia invade Iraq?Libya?
Tell which one??
US contribute to world very well by bombing Japan, Iraq, Libya and trying that in Syria but Syria go be their end, if they are not careful
This doesn't answer his question! You've only dodged it.

Answer him and stop beating around the bush.

Don't bother replying me.
Christianity EtcRe: Join The Brotherhood Fraternity Today And Be Rich+2349073588783 by DavidTheGeek: 2:33pm On Oct 26, 2016
I'm interested grin
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 12:52pm On Oct 26, 2016
Dreydoe:
This girl has rili started curving my calls/messages on whatsapp (shows online)... although she promised to see me on Thursday or Friday wen i called her on Mon....
The way she is curving me now is getting to me badly..
honestly am in shambles cux am really into her
.

m still going to call her this morning nd try follow up but if she dsn't do "normal" and fall in line this week, might just hav 2 4get bout her n move on ......

am the type of dude dat hates being ignored esp 4rm a girl i really like.. shiit disorganizes me and i end up moody... do i need to harden up and 4get bout it all

or am i giving up to quickly on this gurl
You already fell for a babe who you haven't even registered your presence in her life huh WTF is wrong with you bro!

You've lost the game before you even started playing.

Now you butt kissing, chasing her and acting all needy!

You say you hate being snubbed. The girl snubs you yet you still calling her? huh

Where's your balls man? Go get your balls first. You've blown this. You've fallen already, you've handed her your balls and now she has power over your emotions.

I've got no fix for you on this one.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 8:17pm On Oct 25, 2016
SerRento:
..........As far as I can tell, your greatest challenge is getting to close the deal. Getting her to come over and cook and sleep over should sort that out. If she sleeps over and doesn't sleep with you, it's time to go to MFM.
grin grin
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 12:24pm On Oct 24, 2016
lilreese:
Help a fellow man. After saying hi and how are you, I can't carry the conversation forward. Any suggestions
Then stop saying hi and how are you.

You can start a conversation with anything.

"Sexy *Her name*... Your b00bs cleavage keeps telling me 'DAVID DAVID! DAVID!! Grab me!'" - That's how i started a chat with a babe i had not texted in 2 days.

"hi and how are you" sets a dull tone. She'll reply with "Fine"... and you'll just go blank.

Ask a question (it doesn't even have to make sense).. Make a comment. Anything!

I'll stop here and let HARDDON the boss give you his words of wisdom.
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Blasts Man Who Told Her She Is Nothing Without Linda Ikeji by DavidTheGeek: 7:11pm On Oct 22, 2016
LecciGucci:
I love this gal shez been giving haters sleepless night.
My kinnda gal.. kiss
That I NO SEND ATTITUDE kinda gurl
.... For your mind undecided
PhonesRe: Learn How To Develop Android Apps With Your Android Phone by DavidTheGeek(op): 11:04am On Oct 22, 2016
srrrr:
Pls mine is showing error, looks like it's from the MainActivity.java




package com.learning.myfirstapp;

import android.app.*;
import android.os.*;
import android.view.*;
import android.widget.*;

public class MainActivity extends Activity
{
@Override
protected void onCreate(Bundle savedInstanceState)
{
super.onCreate(savedInstanceState);
setContentView(R.layout.main);
}

// Create a method for the Button onClick attribute


public void showToast(View v) {
Toast.makeText(getBaseContext(), "Hey! You clicked me", Toast.LENGTH_LONG).show();
}






I don't know where the problem is coming from. This is the main.xml







<LinearLayout xmlns:android="http://schemas.android.com/apk/res/android"
android:layout_width="match_parent"
android:layout_height="match_parent"
android:gravity="center"
android:background="#808000"
android:orientation="vertical" >

<TextView
android:text="I'm cool"
android:layout_width="wrap_content"
android:layout_height="wrap_content"
android:textSize="16sp"
android:textStyle="italic"
android:textColor="#ffa500" />

<Button
android:id="@+id/click_button"
android:layout_width="wrap_content"
android:layout_height="wrap_content"
android:onClick="showToast"
android:textSize="17sp"
android:text="Click ME"
android:textColor="#fffff0" />


</LinearLayout>
When you open a Fridge to take water, do you close it when done or you leave it open?

The error says missing "}".

You forgot to close the fridge.

public class MainActivity extends Activity
{
isn't closed.

{ - open.... } - close

add } at the end of your MainActivity.java
WebmastersRe: New/upcoming Bloggers Beware Of by DavidTheGeek: 6:38am On Oct 22, 2016
Bloggers!
Check my signature

WebmastersRe: Free Blogger Followers And Blog Comments by DavidTheGeek: 1:28pm On Oct 21, 2016
Revolva:
app for my blog would be great but money na my wahala
.
Yes an app for your blog would be great.

Contact me on Whatsapp 08132209424
WebmastersRe: How To Get More Traffic To Your Blog by DavidTheGeek(op): 5:19pm On Oct 20, 2016
KvnqPrezo:
Okay I'll do just that..
Alright.. Expecting your msg.
WebmastersRe: How To Get More Traffic To Your Blog by DavidTheGeek(op): 5:18pm On Oct 20, 2016
emdeey:
Another method: write the name of your Blog/website on every corner of the wall in your area
grin grin grin

Picture of your area or else...
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 8:20am On Oct 20, 2016
SOLARPOWER1:
There is this girl who is a member of my church, we ve been gisting for some time now especially after close of service since we go home in the same direction .But I noticed she started leaving this days b4 d close of service, and am 99% sure she does it BC of me .The puzzle here is :is she doing it because she is too shy to talk to me or just to avoid me. Guys in the house help me brain storm on this b4 I make my next move
How do you expect "us" to know?

What do you guys talk about?
Does she laugh heartily while with you or she manages to fake a smile sometimes?

What i'm simply asking is: Are you sure you haven't bored her to death?
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Speaks On Detention At Access Bank In Ekiti By EFCC Orders by DavidTheGeek: 7:11pm On Oct 18, 2016
jaybee3:
I've simply added more questions for clarity with my subsequent submission na

So let's conclude she was a guest of Fayose, what's the extent of their relationship considering fayose isn't even loosely related to her or the gap tooth parrot husband

You sef angry angry angry
I think she, Fayose and FFK are the only people who can answer that.

You sef angry That's none of your business angry
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Speaks On Detention At Access Bank In Ekiti By EFCC Orders by DavidTheGeek: 3:41pm On Oct 18, 2016
jaybee3:
Why exactly would she be going to see Fayose if not for political reasons and/or sinister motives?

You sef!!!!!
That's not the matter on ground.

The matter on ground is "why did she try withdrawing money in Etiki and not in Abuja". And i've pointed out the answer to that.

So what else do you want? Ah!

You sef undecided cheesy
HealthRe: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by DavidTheGeek: 2:51pm On Oct 18, 2016
NkayTiana:
The bathroom you mean
Bathroom, Upper-room, Lower_room, any-room, i gallant wink

Wait, whatta we talking about?

Tiana biko leave me alone. I'm not following you to any room.
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Speaks On Detention At Access Bank In Ekiti By EFCC Orders by DavidTheGeek: 2:50pm On Oct 18, 2016
Reptyle:
...and while you were typing yours, it did not occur to you that it is strange that she chose to access the account from Ekiti? What happened to the branches in Abuja?
So you didn't read the previous posts where it was stated that she went to see the Governor?
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Speaks On Detention At Access Bank In Ekiti By EFCC Orders by DavidTheGeek: 2:45pm On Oct 18, 2016
jaybee3:
Did she attend Ekiti state university?
Did she activate the account in Ekiti state?
Why did she have to go all the way to Ekiti state to withdraw money from the account?
What exactly did she go and do in Ekiti state without her husband?

You people sef
Did you read the previous news concerning this?
Did you read the part where it was stated that she went to see Gov Fayose in Ekiti?
What exactly do you have against FFK that has made your judgement biased?

You sef!
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Speaks On Detention At Access Bank In Ekiti By EFCC Orders by DavidTheGeek: 8:57am On Oct 18, 2016
Reptyle:
So let me get this straight.

Mrs. Fani Kayode went to "visit" Governor Fayose in Ekiti. grin Then on her way back home, she saw this Access Bank branch and since she was short of transport money and running low on food for Aragorn, she suddenly remembers this account that has been dormant for year but is on EFCC watchlist. Not to mention that she had withdrawal documents for this "dormant" account...it is possible she carries those around grin grin grin

The bank calls the Police as they ought to when there is an attempted transaction on an account under watch and gomina Fayose steps in and intervenes (intefered more like).

Naija sha!!!
While typing this your comment you thought you were making sense huh?
....This account was opened in 2005 while I was in the university and has been dormant from 2013 till early last month when I had to activate it cos you froze my other accounts
HealthRe: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by DavidTheGeek: 7:50am On Oct 18, 2016
NkayTiana:
Why does sex drive men so badhuh It's a

really big question... its as if their lives

depends on it..



C'est Teeeyana qui demande.....!!
Everyone is commenting you too want to comment undecided

C'mon go and wait for me in the other room cheesy

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